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Hedonism

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rastafarianism cuz u get to smoke weed and listen to reggiae

Luciferianism

>>669423076
Ave! This

>>669422825
Feminine penism

>>669423271
Kek! Also just buddhism

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>>669422985
True rastafarians aren't smoking weed and listening to reggae. Also no Bob Marley.
You fucking faggot.
Eastern Orthodox is the best.

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alcoholism

Taoism

>>669423503
>autistrt faggot eats bait, more news at 420

>>669423643
kek

Destructionism, the desire for everything on this planet to die, including me.

inb4 atheïsm

>>669422737
buddhism
its alright

>>669422737
Science

>>669423754
Autistr? Idk what the fuck that means?
Gtfo

>>669422737
Christianity is all right in my book. At least the first christian message: love everybody and try to hate the less as possible.

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>>669422737
LeVayan Satanism. Fuck you all, I am GOD.

Dadaism

>>669422737
agnosticism

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friedchigginism

unrepentant alcoholism

>>669424376
Christianity is the ultimate cuckold cult

Norse, slaying bitches with my meat sword for the gods

>>669422737
everyoneiswrongism

My own philosophy

Secular humanism because I'm not retarded.

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Jedi

>>669414706
??? I get meat for less than 2>>669422737
Niggerology

>>669424376

The first rule of Christianity is "thought shalt not have any other gods before me".

Faggot of a God soundsaid insecure and clingy, fuck that guy

>>669426127
Best choice

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Boudhism

>>669423503
Eastern Orthodox is the best? really? Jesus started a church, & it isn't yours....

Libertarianism

Atheism

Transhumanism. I need an excuse to act smarter than other people to mask my chronic insecurities.

supersaiyanism

Shintoism

Whichever one means I can just live my life however the government decides

>>669426766
Thats called being a slave

>>669422737
Islam

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>>669422737

Stoicism

>>669422737
The joke is on you, i choose nihilism

>>669427647
This is it

>>669422737
Brutalist solipsism with a neo-Maoist undertone.

Odalism.

Islam for 4 wives

>>669425677
Dubs checked on underrated post,

Buddhism

OP you've made a fine post.

Zoroastrianism for the win of all wins.

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Nihilism

Pastafarianism! May you all be touched by his noodly apendage and two meaty balls!

>>669426666
Satanic quints checked!

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>>669429947
Beat me too it. Ramen brother

>>669422737
Solipsism

>>669430105
May we meet at the foot of the beer volcano!

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Dudeism
I win

>>669422737
You gotta hit rock bottom before you can go up.if things get worse, then it's not rock bottom.

I believe all humans are sovereign beings.

>>669422737
no, i dont

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Christianity
DEUS VULT

>>669422737
Atheism master race

>>669431223
/thread

trained taoist checking in

>>669422737
Asslickism

>>669422737
islam
alahu akbar

>>669422737
capitalism

>>669431388
Hippy faggot detected

>>669422737
atheism is the only answer if you want true progress

>>669431456
/thread

Jesus and Buddha and every person written about were real... Obviously man didn't just pick 5 random men in their head... Their just not gods. They were just very spiritually educated people... Peope who depend on Jesus or Buddha or God is liek an atheist depending on blackness for a home

>>669426233
So.. you have a problem with just 1 God who is alpha and omega/everything? Or would you rather have a few Gods to run to when the other Gods hurt your feelings? If there is a God, there's only 1, don't be a little bitch, your theory doesn't make any sense

>>669431647
"religion or philosophy" Atheism is just not having a religion, learn to read dumb fuck

>>669422737
realism

>>669432234
buddha never claimed to be a god dipshit
he INSISTED he was a regular asshole

>>669423643
Ducking drunk bastard, knock knock

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>>669422737
It looks like a worm on a thin turd is leaking out of her asshole and getting sucked into her pussy.

>>669422737
Satanism
It's basically the way I live already, minus the "destroy those who get in your way" part

>>669431493
I didn't think you had to train to be a little faggot m8y

>>669424376
and rape kids...
don't forget that one

>>669422737
I'm a real Zoroastrian here. Not one of the "converted" ones. And I take pride in your pride of us, thank you.

>>669432437
Philosophy: a theory or attitude that acts as a guiding principle for behaviour.

That covers atheism, kill yourself dumbfuck.

>>669432530
and further, most buddhists are aware that he forbade worship of him. hes just a symbol for your own enligghtened reflection.in fact he says its more organized philosophy than religion. non-buddhists dont realize this for some reason. i guess too caught up with the thjinking of other religions. buddha isnt even that fat guy you think he is. the fat guy is a future buddha

>>669432267
Monotheism winning through blind ignorance and expansionism once again. Cuckedbyjesus.co.jp

>>669432437
>>669432792
-Man is the measure of all things.

It doenst make sense to you but that isn't my concern is it... The act humans with powers have been spoken about throughout time shows there have been specific beings who've known what the common society does not... That's not a hoax... Look at Tibet one of the few cultures to never change in the pay 2000 years... Many specific humans have been written about with powers... Look at Hermes trismegestus with Ancient Greece peope just made others look like gods because "regular" society wasn't use to seeing people who were isolated the majority of their lives who understood their connection to matter and spirit and life. All re capable of being a Jesus or a Buddha or a Krishna.. These humans exited to show the "common" society the secrets of earth life should people choose to focus on spirtuality priorities rather than man made Greedy priorities but obviously most humans didn't make spiritual understandings a priority but the few that walked the earth that did left messages such as the Christ human, and the Buddha, and Krishna and many unarmed "gods" there not really gods either just people who made spiritual living a priority and showed the human race what could happen if they wished to follow the same path but no one really did.

>>669428438
UNDERRATED POST

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>>669422737
TOLKIENISM BITCHES!

>>669432729
being a faggot would mean i'd need to type words like "m8y"
also taoism is buddhism/martial arts so you know fuck off

>>669422737
I follow Descartes then

>>669432911

Lol, what is a GOD if there has to be more than 1. That doesn't mean you're a god, it means youre pretty good but not god-tier, sorry

Ido Portal's Movement.

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>>669433053

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>>669423785

this is you.

There is NO such thing as GODS. Ever... What you call gods are just what society called those humans was use they NEVER seen humans with such powers. Liek today it was considered a myth to do such things. The only thing they were capable of seeing thos me beings who had talents beyond their own understanding as gods... It was a lack of understanding on our ancestors parts not those beings.

>>669429538
That must be exhausting.

>>669433196
Most living beings in nature have the ability to replicate, so if there's only one god that would mean he's inferior to them, which is against the definition of god.

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Autism

theres been alot of people postin shit about buddhism lately..
also religion doesnt mix with /b/ so
/thread

>>669433707

You should try having sex with a woman sometime, it might calm you down a bit.

>>669433779

lol no, a god would be OUTSIDE of nature, because nature would be the creation of the creator... Thus, the god would be superior to nature and outside its rules/laws

>>669422737
feminism

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Absurdism

>>669433802
I guess you are already in heaven then

>>669422737
Spiritual Satanism

>>669422737
Buddism seems great, I'm just too lazy to read deeper into it right now.
Also, I think I don't need any.

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>>669434386
WINRAR

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>>669434444
nice

>>669433733
The dude has spoken

>>669427471
correct answer
>>669427647
Op said "for the rest of your life", not "until you get laid"

>>669434227
Actually getting my cock sucked while i write this.

>>669434444
um nice

>>669434444
kek

>>669434444
this statement must be true
quads have spoken

anonism

>>669423470
'just' buddhism might be the best of all religions, but its still hard af to live by

>>669435114
Autism

>>669431486
sad self-thread..

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>>669434444

>>669426127
Mah nigga.

>>669434444
STFU YOU FAGGOT im here on earth you degenerate fucktard

>>669422737
Buddhism

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>>669422737
Paganism. Gotta worship mother earth

>>669435225
Threadism

Yanckurcocthru-urassism

>>669435210
it's hard to be a monk sure, buy lay buddhism is easy as fuck your not even expected to go to temple. apply love yo your life and try to read scripture once in awhile.
also all you need to call yourself buddhists is to recite the refuge prayer
"I take refuge in the buddha, the dharma, and the sangha"
taking shelter and turning to in hard times buddha,his teachings, and the community

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>>669422737
Big-Dickism

>>669435550
Yank your cock through your ass>