What kind of shit is this? I'm curious as to what you mean, but I imagine you mean just what you posted. Elaborate if you could.

>>669407215
He probably wants to 69 with another boi.

>>669407273
Fine with me as long as he's cute and nearby.

I can fuck my own ass

Alright, I will start fapping if you give me porn.

>>669407353
Is this OP? If so explain this cancer.

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>>669407335
>Trying to be a hardened nazi, but at the same time I want to suck things
It's faggots like you that did this to me.

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I could be your fap buddy.

>>669407502
Hey now, we can nazis together. Mein Fraulein.

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I also need a fap buddy.

>>669407772
>Fraulein
But, I'm a boy, Hanz.

>>669407912
It's okay. You'll want to be a fraulein when I'm done with you.

>>669408047
Prove it, mein Fuhrer.

>>669408373
I think we'd need to be in more intimate quarters. You need to be shown your place. Also, if you're OP you still haven't clarified what this thread is even for.

I want in

>>669408426
Like... A bunker?
I'm not OP, I was the one who said he wanted a 69, the faggot degenerate.
He probably wants some anon to make him to come to his place and tie him under his desk and make him suck his dick for hours until finally giving him and facial and making him suck the rest of the cum out of his cock before making him make him a sandwich.
Ha, faggot.

I want a Female fap buddy who is into girls.
Because that's so fucking hot.

>>669408596
I think you're projecting a bit, anon. Quite a bit actually. But thank you for the clarification. What do?

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It would be so simple.
I would be like Yo!
Here is this sexy girl, you think she is sexy girl?
And the girl would say, Shiiiiiiiii of course! YoYo! I wanna eat that puss!
And then me of course would go\ Shiii I knwo. We eat that shiz to get her boy! Girl!

And then of course she tells me how wet she is and i tell her how hard I am
OOOooooOOooo yeah..... o yeh

why are all these faggots jerking off to pics of chicks

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>>669408698
No I'm not, what am I? Some kind of faggot, you faggot...
This thread gets posted quite a bit, I've seen it almost daily since Monday. I think it's either a pasta(uses same pic) or an anon who is too shy to answer his threads.

>>669408884
Grill kissing faggots, the lot of them.

>>669408892
Oh, I see. I haven't been on 4chan in a bit, so I haven't seen this cancer yet. You still didn't explain what to do, you "straight" dude.

>>669408892
Shit, typo, Some kind of faggot?*
Fuck Freud, Faggot and Freud both begin with an F. Coincidence?
I think it stinks of the Yid.

>>669409001
Speaking of Freud, you've definitely had a Freudian slip a couple of times my "straight" friend.

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>>669408977
We either wait for OP, or check your dubs.
>chekked
I am straight, anon, I'm just not some kind of queer who sleeps with bitches.

>>669409157
>I am straight, anon, I'm just not some kind of queer who sleeps with bitches.
>>669407502
>>Trying to be a hardened nazi, but at the same time I want to suck things

If I get dubs here, anon you need to come out of the closet in this anonymous image board and do something with me, faggot.

>>669409337
You were close to trips, fellow heterosexual.
>do something with me, faggot
Like what? A picnic?

>>669409509
I was thinking more like talk on steam or something. I guess now you're stucking playing this game of who gets dubs first. Your turn btw, you pick what we do if you get dubs.

-- Your's Truly, A Fellow Heterosexual.

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>>669409574
I don't have a steam, anon. I'm surprised I can see this keyboard right now.
The only steam will be on my glasses when we wrestle naked, like the Greeks. They were real men, anon. No homo.

>>669409751
Indeed. It's a shame there isn't greeco-roman wrestling anymore. But in all seriousness you don't have a steam account? That's a shame. Well, since you're not continuing the dubs game I will.

If I get dubs you have to give me some way of contacting you. Sincerely, a wrestling admirer. No homo.

>>669407581
>>669407872

post steam

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I mean really. It would just be so cool. A bi girl to talk to about sexual stuff, no attachments! Just hot talking about some sexy girl on girl, mmmmm
some sharing of some girl on girl oh yes

what do fap buddies do?

>>669409941
>>669408859
>>669408613
What's with this super cringey shit? Go blog about it on your tumblr or something. Maybe if you call yourself trans they'll do it with you.

>>669409902
Okay. Sure.
No, really. I've never been into vidya. What's more important is maintaining my masculine form with pizza and milk. Did you know men produce milk, anon? It's important for the masculine form.

I want to rape Rikka!

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>>669410047
How is that more cringy then wanting a guy to jerk off with you?
Sorry I like pussy so much anon!
You think that would work though?.... maybe I will!

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>>669410085
Yes, I've heard about when men produce milk. It's usually from an overabundance of estrogen and/or progesterone isn't it? You wouldn't happen to have an overabundance of these things, would you anon?

Also. How come you've never been into vidya yet you find yourself on an imageboard full of gamers?

>>669410193
Flirting with a guy compared to some guy spouting all of his fantasies for jerking with a girl. But yeah, go try tumblr. Plenty of sex-crazed women there. I'm sure you'll love it there.

Oh shit I forgot I made this thread

I just want to talk about anime sluts and licking slut butts.

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>>669410342
What about boy butts?

>>669410377
I have an interest in pounding them, but licking is exclusive to girl butts.

>>669410333
The trips when OP returns. Explain this god damn faggotry.

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>>669410306
I guess I'm too sleeping to understand as I don't get the first part?.. Well anyw!Y Alright ! Friend thank you I will!

>>669410460
Are you the Mahiru-anon?

>>669410377
>>669410460
you're totally not a fag btw

>>669410560
Yeah that is me.

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>>669410572

It's alright, I won't tell anyone

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>>669407150
I can fap to Rikka

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>>669410306
I might. I have no expertise in that field.
It's not just gamers, I come her for the rest of /b/, and all of /pol/.
>flirting
... What?

>>669410602
Post your favorite anime boys

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>>669410639
You're such a good friend! <3
Thank you!

>>669410756
Oh, sorry anon. I meant to say "fluttering". I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable, fellow heterosexual.

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everyone needs a fap buddy
fap buddies are the best
my fap buddy is a cutie
he's also my bf

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>>669410758

>>669411008
The legs look feminine but, then the ass looks masculine. I'm stuck at half-chub.

>>669411022
Len was my first not-so-straght fap
Good times

>>669410844
Oh, okay. It looks like you win, anon.
Here's a throwaway:
setoukenji05@gmail
But like I said, I'm scrait, I'm not some queer who likes bitches though...
I think you'd have more fun with the other anons.

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>>669411257
What do you mean by:
>I'm not some queer who likes bitches though...
Still, lemme send you something, one second.

>>669411353
Do you want to hurt boys as much as you want to hurt girls?

>>669411464
I want to emotionally manipulate and humiliate them rather than physically hurting them.

you people make me sick
stay in /trash/ like you belong

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>>669411367
Okay.
It means I only like real girls, anon.
Like this one's pussy. It's plump.

you can fap with us buddy :)

https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/btards

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>>669411198
his butt is great
so firm and tight

>>669411022
I want, one day, to be sitting at home in a chair I can comfortably lean back in, and watch as a twink sucks on my finger while I recline, making that face as I present my finger.

Not a trap... a twink. A bitch. It's 4 a.m. where I live, and that sounds just perfect.

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>>669412278
It's 7 AM in the masculine part of the world, anon.
Why would you want a man to suck your finger, anon?

>>669412571
Twinks aren't "men", they're bitches. They're the kind of people you'd find in ancient Rome getting their thighs fucked in pedastric relationships, and today exist as the kind of people who have that look, demeanor, and physique that says "I was made to take a dick".

As to why the finger-sucking, simply because it seems like a submissive act, moreso than even sucking someone's dick. I'm that kind of bisexual that shares an egalitarian relationship with women, but is attracted to the kind of "men" that I feel I can take charge of and make into a cock-sleeve.

>>669413122
Weren't those kind of relationships greek? Also, I agree with the finger sucking. (I'm not the guy you're responding to btw.)

>>669413122
Stop giving me some kind of faggot boner, man.
It's not right. You should drink more milk.

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fapping right hurr

>>669413391
You're probably right... my memory is telling me that both the Greeks and Romans practiced it. I know the Greeks did, I don't know the Romans did (though it totally seems in their character to do so).
I remember reading that in such unions, they had intercrural sex (between the thighs) exclusively, with anal seeming unthinkable.
I remember reading that, stopping... blinking for a second, and putting on my best "why!?" face, as if it took centuries after it all came crumbling down to realize that anal was enjoyable for both parties.

>>669413642
Nah, just enjoy it. I wouldn't stop at finger-sucking though. No sense getting the both of you worked up without moving onto something more gratuitous, just so long as you don't rush into it.
Or, whatever, let them buff your finger while you do other, more important things. It's all good.

There is literally nothing more straight than wanting to fuck a cute trap

>>669414079
Wanting to fuck a cute girl might be.

>>669413869
Clean fingers are important for masculine values, I suppose... I figure no anal because all the paper was going to all the Greek philosophers instead of being used to clean your ass.

>>669414332
But of course. Corrective bitchslappings are so much less effective if you're performing them with grubby hands.
(not that I ever have to, but hey, it's good to be prepared)

>>669414699
Dubs again...
Wouldn't it just be better to keep the twink on a leash instead? So to better guide him as to where he needs to be?

>>669414862
You know, I didn't even notice until you pointed it out...

Only if you're taking them outside, so you can reel them in if they get distracted and try to wander off.
There's no excuse for a non-housebroken concubine. I mean, you give them water to drink, dick to eat... if you can't manage their behavior around the house, then you know you're just spoiling them.

>>669413869
Romans were more openly gay. With worship of dicks. They'd hang things like penis wind chimes outside their houses, and graffiti dicks on walls. They also had lead pipes, so their mental health was in question.

>>669415029
What do you do to break them of being spoiled?
For masculine reasons, of course.

>>669407150
Don't we all?

>>669407150
>I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

>I ejaculat powrefuly
>the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
>A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
>I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj

I want to find a cute twink to fuck

>>669415296
>>669415296
Sounds good to me. I've heard open bisexuality was cool in Roman times, to the point where you didn't discriminate a man based on his sexuality any more than you would a modern man his choice of whether he preferred hockey or football.
Then Christianity came, flipped that on it's head, and Rome burned to the ground. I think of all the great shit we'd be doing throughout history if Christfag cock-blockers never came about.

>>669415362
It's like anything else you need to manage, whether it's students, kids, pets, women... just take a firm hand with them.
Make what you want known, and don't accede to them if they decide to throw a temper tantrum.
If they deny you sex, you deny them attention. You make it clear that it's all about what you want out of your concubine, and their pleasure is just an enjoyable bi-product of that relationship.

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>>669415799
Dubs again, you fucking beast.
Dubs are a masculine feature.
Dubs are macho.
Dubs are the cream, of the crop.

>>669416323
Holy pig-tits...
Build me a shrine and offer up your "old enough to smoke, too young to drink" sons to me upon it.

>>669415799
We'd probably be dying of lead poisoning. (^:. Rome burned from more than just the christ-fag's invasion. Purely allowing christian and then full out making it the national religion started straining the roman people. Then a series of horrid dictators, barbarians who had become more civilized, and other great powers of the middle east all kind of destroy Rome.

Though to be fair, Rome probably wanted to be fucked in the ass by everyone. (^:

>>669416592
For a while, we would be.
And I'm not suggesting Rome wouldn't have fallen eventually. I just wish they had kept their benign attitude to sex before they did so, which whose first nail was making Christianity the state religion of Rome, followed by that douche Charlemagne coming along and putting in the last one.

And who doesn't love a good bum-fuck now and again? It doesn't necessarily make you a bitch to take it up the ass. I just happen to like bitches more than masculines. Aesthetics and whatnot.

>>669416929
I mean, I prefer to be the one fucking someone in the ass, but that's just me. You do you.

>>669417155
As do I, but I don't think it denigrates someone's masculinity if they want to take it up the ass.
I mean, at a younger age I slated my curiosity in privacy at home, and although I could conceivably get off from it, I knew it just wasn't for me. That, and I prefer to make someone moan than grunt in satisfaction... seems more rewarding from an egotistical standpoint.