Fug myself :DD

Masturbate, inspect body, squeeze tits, Masturbate, proceed

>>669406935
Celebrate.

Replace mirror.
Clearly not functioning correctly.

>>669406935
Kill myself

>>669406935

> marry an old rich white dude
> make him cuckold and die
> ??
> profit
> become a trap
> send nudes on /b/
> become /b/'s new queen

Be happy and get ready for a great day!

Fill my gash with wotsits

Jump up and down, then masturbate.

go on with my life like before, my gf is bi.

>>669407165
cheesy pissflaps

>>669407067 (You)
why?

check if sister's grown a dick

>>669406935
masturbate, then see what to do with the rest of my life

>>669406935
Celebrate.
Dye my hair black
Work out and diet

Train my asshole to take huge dildos and make porn.

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>>669406935
Squeeze my tits, finger myself, live life spread eagle and fuck as many big cocks as I can.

>>669406935

wonder why my tits shrank

hope it's permanent

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>>669407253
you mean like this?

Eat like 10 cheeseburgers. Im too skinny.

>>669407219
I lost ten years and turned into a qt.

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>>669406935
After the obious shock passes I'd probably lock my self into a bathroom and play with my girly parts till I pass out. After that I'd make my wife sweet lesbian love with my wife and have her fuck be till I pass out again.

>>669407351
Yeah pretty much.
ideal goal would be those stallion dildos

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>>669407384
>never seen a slim woman

found the americunt

I'd start doing camshows, twitch etc to make a small fortune by capitalizing on my nerd knowledge to get paid by neckbeards.

Would also murder a few people I hate and make sure there are cameras, people who saw me luring them to the murder scene etc (hoping I'd turn back soon of course)

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>>669406935
Lure perverted old men in an ally and stab them to death

>>669406935
Donate body to science.

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>>669407435
you mean like this?

>>669406935

This is not unusal according to Tumblr.

>>669406935
>attempt raep of reflection
>bleed out

Find a rich white guy who can support me for the rest of my life and become his sex slave.

>>669407501
Exactly like that yes.

Also I'd get a dog breed with a big dick and be its bitch.

sign up to tumblr and start a feminazi blog

>>669407555
checked

Wonder why my left tit is so much bigger than the right. Left handed? Gross.

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>>669407501

>>669406935
celebrate, masturbate and meditate

then masturbate again and try to do something with my new life

become a high school teacher, seduce cute boys and girls all day every day

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>>669406935

this. as often as possible.

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>>669407501
wtf, isn't that the chick from college humor? The one who did "Weird facebook guys"?

>>669407438
Nah. Im dutch.
See looks pretty and all. But I like it just better if she was a bir more sporty. And just.. idk... less breakable. I want something to hug an cuddle.
Each his own anon. Im just saying if it was me I would go on a diet to gain weight and do some workout (stamina like speedrunning)

>>669407219
>easy mode activate

>>669407756
how the fuck would I know about some ugly whore from a shitty clickbait site

>>669407219
Does nobody see this blatant samefagging?

>>669407501
Get rekt!

>>669407898 (You)
I saw it

>>669407666
Was thinking the same bro

>>669406935
Short term:
>play with tits
>play with pussy
>get super wet, see what it's like

Mid term:
>I'm hot, so exploit everyone I possibly can
>get fixed, because I'm not having kids
>get on hormones, because fuck bleeding everywhere
>get dudes to buy me shit
>be a complete slut, m, f, whatever

Long term
>marry a rich guy before I lose attractiveness
>stay long enough to make it official
>divorce and take half his shit
>invest the money, because I'm not a retard
>start eating whatever the fuck I want when I'm set... getting laid isn't a problem even if I get a bit overweight
>live the rest of my life as the most privileged class in the world

>>669406935
Be a slut and fuck all the beta males

>>669406935
I'd be pretty fuckign happy.
I've seen this picture so many times and i've always wondered if theres more of her. a name or anything, please

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>>669407314
HA

>>669406935
MODS MODS MODS

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>>669408198

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>>669406935
brush my hair

>>669408186
never been able to find out who she is, never found any more pics of her but I'd love to see her when she isn't doing that stupid facial expression

go ask my sister to show me how everything works

>>669407990
Psychopath

>>669408495
i.e most women

>>669406935
Move to LA or Miami, gold dig, never work a day again in my life.

>>669408495
>>669408591
No one would suspect I'm really a guy in a woman's body.

>>669407068
kek

>>669408673
Also get tubes tied, fuck giving birth.

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>>669406935
Steal my dad away from my mom

>>669408930
awkward...

>>669408974
How? He deserves better than my mom.

>>669408930
faggot

Yo yo

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I'd do a 360 and walk away

>>669407565
>Also I'd get a dog breed with a big dick and be its bitch.

like, I'd be naked and wear a collar around the house and be on all fours, I'd eat dog food with it, and sleep with it

in public I'd still wear the collar and not give a fuck

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quite simply really, just make a twitch account and profit

>>669409127
Yo yo

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get dressed, go for a walk

>>669407351
I want to fuck her while she squeezes that dildo out of her aes

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>>669409885

>>669406935
Comb my hair, is a mess.

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>Get sex change because fuck being a retarded woman.
>Do it publicly so I get called brave and courageous
>Become reverse Bruce Jenner
>Make heaps of cash from Oprah book deal
>Use my newly formed clit cock to fuck all the liberal chicks that are only fucking me to prove how progressive they are.

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>>669410192

>>669410192
>that fake cum

>>669410192
>this
well done, anon

>>669406935
Always have my tits out to draw attention away from my lil piggy nose

>>669406935
>finger myself

>>669406935
Thank God for my new nonbolding hair, my smaller boobs, my nonhairy back and my reduced belly... then masterbate furiously oposite a mirror.

>>669410992
landwhale detected

you come hang out with us at https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/btards

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>>669406935
finger bang my self

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>>669406935
Go shopping for cucumbers to masturbate with.

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>>669410192
This gives me a serious erection.

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this

>>669406935
check to see if I still have dick. if yes, cool. if no, say bye to wife.

>>669406935
Get laid.

I'm a creature of habit.

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>>669406935
Make a serious amount of porn to sell? Fap too, and bait summer fags to beg 4chan for sauce.

> mfw I realize I'd pimp myself

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>>669411397
http://ux5.de/1iwsq why not?

>>669406935
start rubbin!

>>669409175
You'd face the mirror again, retard

>>669413790
not if i do a 360 and walk away

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>>669413790

Play with my tits. And create a lot of threads so I can tits with time stamp. Real bitches seem not to understand what that means.

Take a leak

Masturbate

Have breakfast

Masturbate with cucumber

Shower

Trip to sex shop

Drain bank account if things to fuck myself with

Buy web cam

Fuck self all day and night on web cam.

Use money to buy a sybian and fuck machine

Literally make money fucking myself and never having to have a real job.

Profit!

>>669406935
>think of a gimmick
>start camwhoring
>????
>profit

Prepare myself to live a life in a easy mode

>>669406935
Become lesbian whore and fuck self on cam for a living

>>669406935
Get into fisting with lesbian girlfriends. Have pussy that flaps in the wind.

>>669406935
put all sort of things in my vagina while I squeeze my tits.
Then go out and proceed to have free stuff and a lot of friends for being a young and cute woman

>>669407990
so, living a classic beautiful woman's life

>>669407519
kek

Appreciate my nips

>>669408930
you just said that

>>669406935
grab tits

>>669415152
and?

>>669406935
Masturbate until my cunt catches fire and play with my tits until they fall off.

Should take at least 45 seconds.

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>>669406935

Did someone photoshop her nipples? Weren't they inverted?

>>669407967 (You)
me too

Obviously I'd become a lesbian porn actress.

>wear low cut shirt
>get some pop culture "cute" stuffed animals
>start streaming on twitch
>place stuff animals in backround
>mark the donations you receive by country so retards feel competitive about donations
>competitive retards give more money
>get over emotional every 2-4 hours to respark sympathy (never mention how much money youre making)
>receive money from sympathy
>more money means another marked country
>the competitive cycle continues
>retire in a years worth of streaming

Squeeze tits, masturbate, look for lesbians and have a party with them.

>>669407307
This

>>669406935
feel bad for being filthy casual and playing it on easy mode

>>669407501
this is wrong.

get a cute 15yo toyboy
get a cute 15yo toygirl

>>669406935
Close the window and stop taking drugs.