>>669393096

>wake up in the hospital
>turns out I passed out from hyperventilating
>mom is standing over me
>she looks blank
>says she didn't know I was having problems at school and I should have told her
>I tell her I'm sorry and ask her if anyone seen me
>she says she has to talk to the school to see if I'm allowed back
>says I might need an evaluation and they might keep me in the hospital for a while
>yeahright.jpeg
>leaves me at hospital for next 4 days
>get out on 5th day
>go home and find out I have a care taker now
>mfw my family thinks I'm mentally challenged now
>make me wear velcro shoes
>find out I have to go back to school

cont.

>>669393384

>first day back at school
>everyone watching me
>I try to hide in my shirt
>I can still hear them talking
>teacher yells out "welcome back anon great to see you!"
>can hear desks creak as everyone turns to look at me
>my anxiety is off the charts
>I begin screeching and running for the door
>new caretaker blocks the door
>"calm down anon! calm down!"
>my breathing slows at this point and I just go with it
>I go sit down and brush my hair
>hot girls won't even look at me
>I stare at her and feel sad
>all day I hide in my shirt and cry
>next day I wear my grand canyon hat to school

cont.

>>669393522

>show up with my grand canyon hat and a whole new attitude
>bring sandwiches for the whole class
>just try to forget about my problems and try to be more normal
>hot girl still won't look at me
>no one wants a sandwich I made
>start to feel sad again but tell myself to just act normal and try to make friends
>start raising my hand more in class and answering questions
>teacher calls on me more out of pity probably
>whatever.png
>teacher says after class he likes my hat
>tell him "thanks it says grand canyon"
>teacher says "I know anon I went there on vacation"
>"gay"
>teacher looks annoyed but I get away with it because caretaker and velcro shoes
>after school I figure I should go talk to hot girl again cause everyone thinks I'm a tard now
>ask caretaker if I can have a moment alone
>says no because policy
>whatever fuck it bring my caretaker with me

cont.

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>mfw velcro shoes and caretaker

>>669393700

>walk up to hot girl
>she looks scared
>tell her she ruined my life and everyone thinks I'm crazy now
>tell her I'm depressed and never had friends anyway
>tells me she's sorry and that she broke up with her bf for beating me up
>start feeling butterflies and ask her if she likes me
>"um no anon sorry"
>tells me she just feels bad and hopes I'll be okay
>whatever. I'll take it
>go home that day feeling a little better
>eat dinner and play vidya
>mom still won't talk to me
>tell her I peed in the sink and she can clean it
>she tells me this is why my father left and yells at me
>go to my room and cry
>next morning have an awesome idea
>grab my cat and put him in my backpack for school

cont.

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Don't stop you poor bastard.

>>669393852

>that day show up to school with my cat
>school allows me to do whatever at this point because caretaker
>people actually talking to me because cat
>ask me to pet him
>hot girl's ex bf is back at school from being suspended
>not looking at me and very quiet
>"hey asshole I have more friends than you now. you like those spoons?"
>ignores me but I feel like a champ
>people still talking to me because of cat
>caretaker tells me to be respectful
>at lunch I start eating and pull out my cat to make more friends
>second I set him down he starts hauling ass
>jump up and start chasing him
>everyone staring at me
>socialanxiety.png
>cat running faster
>at this point I'm just running
>I begin screeching again
>feeling upset I can't control my fucking autism
>feeling depressed knowing I'll never have friends
>run to gym
>hide in my shirt and cry
>20 minutes later caretaker finds me
>school tells me to go home for the day
>get home and mom's upset with me for losing the cat

cont.

>>669394222
>how it felt to eat pussy the first time

>>669394227

>start yelling and telling her she never cared
>go to my room and lock the door
>throw my tv at the wall and kick my window
>window finally breaks
>glass everywhere
>still screaming
>fall on glass and start pissing on myself
>mom calls cops
>cops show up and ask me to come out
>ignore them for 5 minutes
>finally just break my door and grab me
>I keep yelling "wow fuck you guys"
>drive me back to the hospital

>>669393096
I hope you're old enough to take dick pics.

>>669394419
What do you mean everyone "thinks" you're retarded?

>>669394441
that picture is the one I sent

>>669394695
Why would you send it then? We're you expecting her to throw herself at you?

If this is really (which I really doubt it is) then I feel really sorry for you anon, I would invite you to stay in my house, but I live in argentina so that'd be a bit of a problem.

>>669394419


>arrive at hospital
>caretaker waiting
>tells them I just had a episode and I'll be okay after a few days
>let me out the next day
>go home
>mom tells me she's done with me and she's sending me to live with grandma
>tell her I don't care and call her fat
>go to my room to pack my things
>grandma shows up to take me
>while packing I decide to take all mom's shoes
>call my mom asparagus and walk out the door
>10 minutes after we show up to grandma's
>mom calls about shoes
>tell grandma I lost them and throw them in the sink
>grandma finds shoes
>mom comes to pick them up
>wow.png
>caretaker not allowed at grandma's house because she's fresh off the boat
>unpack clothes in my new room
>jerk off to zoey 101 and fall asleep

>>669394915


>wake up late
>caretaker here to pick me up
>get dressed and run out the door
>show up to school and realize my shirt on backwards
>go to class and everyone stares at me
>switch shirt around and go sit down
>fat kid next to me tells me I have toothpaste in my hair
>impossible I didn't brush my teeth today
>touch my hair
>hair feels crunchy
>mfw oh no I got cum in my hair
>ask caretaker if I can go to the bathroom
>tells me I can go after class
>bell rings and I bolt for the bathroom
>scrub at the cum but it's not coming out
>bathroom crowded
>start feeling anxious and just go to next class
>all day everyone staring at me
>ask caretaker if I can take lunch by myself now
>caretaker agrees
>at lunch I still have now friends so I just sit by myself and feel sad
>can't stop thinking about hot girl and what she told me
>awesome idea
>decide to go hide behind the wall she hangs out at
>crouch down behind wall and just chill and eat sandwich
>listen to hot girl and friends talk about boys and school
>start getting boner and begin chewing faster
>one of her friends hear me
>"Omg what's that noise??"
>hear them turn and walk towards me
>coverblown.webm
>try to spring up just as they turn the corner
>end up leaning to far forward and lose my ballance
>headbutt hot girl right in her pussy
>she starts screaming
>I fall on the ground and scramble to my feet
>they all scream at me and call me a fucking weirdo and to get away
>I start crying and keep yelling I'm sorry
>other kids all staring
>teachers start running over
>fucking lose it at this point and run away
>this time I just keep running
>half a block outside of school
>trip over curb and eat shit
>I just keep crying and rolling around
>realize I'm all scraped up bleeding with cum in my hair
>caretaker runs up and brushes me off
>tells me it's okay and it was just a accident

>>669394859
Than you bro. Really means a lot. It is real an I still suffer with my episodes but I hanging in there. Maybe one day I can live in your home

>>669395109

>caretaker drives me home for the day
>run up to room
>play air guitar to metro station to calm me down
>grandma makes noodles
>take a shit and go to bed
>next day caretaker comes to take me to school
>on the way to school she tells me they might send me to a special school
>flip out and call her an asshole
>get to school and I'm too embarrassed to think
>sit in back of class and read judy b. jones
>bell rings and just keep head down the whole day
>at this point everyone thinks I'm full blown retarded
>starting to believe it too
>realize life is pretty gay
>next couple days I just try to act normal and stay quiet
>grandma takes away tv cause she caught me jacking off
>start drawing a face on my wiener to keep me entertained
>one day get bored and bring a broom stick to school
>tell everyone I'm a witch
>fat kid asks me if I got food
>nah man
>run around all day on my broom making awesome noises
>caretaker says next week I start special school
>get in a argument
>get mad and punch her in the eye
>on campus officer gets called
>I try to run but he tackles me
>handcuffs me and drives me to station
>whole time I'm crying
>lady comes in and tells me they're taking me to the hospital
>tell her I'm sorry I'll just try to be normal
>toolate.gif

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>>669395109
No one can be this awkward, please let this be dinosaur.

>>669395455


>show up at hospital and put me in a room
>feeling beyond depressed and lonely
>sit around and cry and eat cheerios
>three days go by and they let me out
>new caretaker
>find out I start new school the next day
>go to grandma's and realize all my stuffs gone
>nothing left but clothes and mattress
>not even crayons for drawing face dick
>lay there and read judy b. jones until I fall asleep
>wake up and get ready
>new caretaker shows up
>new school starts an hour after regular school did
>show up to a single room with a bunch of tards playing Legos
>sweet.jpg
>hang out all day playing Legos and coloring
>pretty cool so far
>go home that day and lay in my room
>realize I miss my mom and my old school
>start crying and feeling sad
>jerk myself to sleep
>next day caretaker shows up a little late
>go to school and it's the same thing as yesterday
>half hour before class ends fat downy girl's boob falls out
>get a weird boner for some reason
>next day keep playing games trying to touch it's boob
>get really horn for some reason and rub my dick on its leg
>teacher suspects something
>tells me to stop
>tard school ends and I go home
>go home and jerk it to fat downy
>right after I cum I feel like crying
>tell myself no more downy boob
>next couple days I ask my caretaker to go to library after school

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jesus fuck op what a shit life you have

>>669393096
If you went to my school i would beat the shit out of you too. You're fucking weird bro.....

>>669396059
Wow fuck off normie

Bumpin and trumpin

>>669395910
I'm trying my hardest bro

>>669395455
>at this point everyone thinks I'm full blown retarded

Pretty sure you're retarded. Your story is just full of too much shit.

>>669396059
It's not his fault man, he just needs a friend to spend some time with. Also his family doesn't seem to support him, which could lead to some of the problems he's having.

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I agree you are fucking stupid

Take a picture of your face showing your hair, and don't forget the timestamp.

>>669396638
"Not his fault" lmao the kid literally is trying to get attention. Tries to get people to notice him. Like i said you're weird as fuck.

if this really happened, then you are socially retarded and don't understand what your actions may result in. GLHF

lmfao what a chink

I just really want to know if there is anything else to this story or if i can just wax my carrot and go to bed

Too autistic to be true, also way to aware of his actions. Nice try OP

>>669393096
Who took this picture?

>>669398527
His phone wireless connected to a camera.

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theres no way this is true PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT TRUE

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How flavorful OP

>>669395620
>mfw no more downy boob

>>669393096
yo nigga, now I'm glad that I didn't send a dick pic before, holy fuck

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>>669399190
just retards send dick pics

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>>669393096
how much time u expended coming up with the story?

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>>669393522
>my grand canyon hat

You really expect me to read all this shit?
Its either 20 lines minimum or its garbage.

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CaN someone please screen cap this?
I wan to read the story but i have to leave, ill be back tomorrow, thankyou

Must've wrote this greentext in tard school

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>>669394915
>call my mom asparagus

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>>669395109
>headbutt hot girl right in the pussy

That's my fetish

Please continue!!

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>>669395620
>no more downy boob

keeep going

how do you draw a face on your dick with crayon i call bullshit

Don't stop OP!

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I need more!!!!!

>>669393852

> tell her mom I peed in the sink and she can clean it
>this is why dad left

I'm fucking dying

cum on OP moar

>>669393096
I would like to be your friend, anon. (:

OP got his dick stuck in the blender while typing his next post

Where's the next part??!!

>>669393096
yo, if you ever think about hanging yourself in the dark, please think again, post on 4chan and stream it for us first

>>669403729
dont do it on twitch tho, those nigga will take your vid down real quick

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STOP FUCKING BLUE BALLING US OP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is top kek! Someone save this shit!

Dude where are you. You can't just leave now...

Also OP is clearly a tard

come back and finish the story fucker

>>669404102
waiting for the 404 then im gonna save the webpage and upload it to mega as html zip

404 with bluebalzz

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What would you do to her,/b/?

>>669404319
Didn't the guy who discovered the DNA strand argue the same?

>>669403120
Really?? I've never had friend before! :) You should come over to my place and masterbate with me while we watch ladies on the street.

Is that the whole story? I'm hoping he gets with the downy girl in the bathroom or something.

>>669404319
Lick her gestapo asshole until she screamed National Socialism forever.

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>>669394915
>>call my mom asparagus

>>669404709
kekked with this one.

Kek thanks for the oc op

I'd be your friend I'd love a friend who randomly brings sandwiches and cats

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>>669402455

wtf did i just watch

Fucking pasta idiots.
>inb4 M. Night

>>669396059
Is this bait? If not you should kill yourself youngfag

>>669400389
um there's like 5000 lines you stupid fuck

>>669402455
full vid?

don't judge

>>669393096
OP, keep it coming!!! This is gold!!!

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This is all I have.

>>669400398
Just leave page up and auto refresh.

Best greentext this year. Where are you op?

>>669395620
If this isn't bullshit and the pic is actually you, then you're literally not unattractive. You need to stop jerking it 24/7 and try to find a hobby or something that will occupy your time. Something that takes earnest effort and make you feel accomplished. You'll find yourself thinking less about sex and shit, even if it's isn't much less. Also just stick to vidya. It one of the things that's not super harmful in excess.

>>669405446
this is so out of my standard, yet, aroused, moar !

>>669396059
Massive faggot

Don't be sad op :(

Faggots not realising that this is an old copypasta, fuck sake

>>669405446
>>669406501
http://efukt.com/21322_Flipper_Boy.html

ok dude whatevs

9.5/10 Keep it going!

>>669393384
hahaha the velcro shoes, its actually insane

>>669400131
I laughed at it too

Fuck you OP

>>669393096
faggot
go and die pls
i know your face now if i ever See you somewhere i will beat the shit out of you

That yellow nigger has an akai mpk and a stack of records. He probly fucked op's grill.

>>669396059
Go work on your resume, normiefag

This fucking place is full of fucking retards I swear to god.

What is this, like 6 years old now? All these losers saying they'd be his friend.

The OP would rape you in your sleep you stupid fucks.

Lol op is kind of a tard though.
Would still befriend

>>669406836
OP can't rape me if I rape him first <3

>>669402455
i feel sorry for both of them...

>>669393522
from the actions you are describing you might actually be mentally challenged

Type faster

Please Someone screencap this shit

>i go to library school
>i pound my books in frustration
>could my antics be the cause of all this
>i am retarded
>i live the retard code
>i walk a quite corner in an unknown section
>i bump into the book shelf and from the top of the book shelf and old dusty book drops to the floor
>it strangly falls like a single sheet of paper even though it was dense and it seem to radiare painfull energy
>i open the book and in its first page written
"Be blind to good be one of evil, for there is no evil only ognorance and this book bestows a powerfull knowlege...
>this book will change my life...
>its time to become all one man could possibly be

>>669406836
To be fair, hes not retarded, just makes REALLY stupid decisions. Maybe he just never had someone like an older brother figure to like help him. Regardless, hes smart enough to know his mistakes (now at least).

Please tell me everyone is trolling because this is a pasta I've seen dozens of times

>>669406550
it's really a copyasta you cuck?

>>669407299
No that's bait, hello newfriend

>>669407358
I guess it was too good to be real lol

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>no more fat downy boob

>>669407209
Name of book for research highly needed

Someone compile this into an image, please

>>669408011
Will do

Keep writing op!!!! And name of book!!!!!

>>669407209
Obviously not op
>>669407986
>>669408359
You are more retarded than op

>>669408542
True but thats just because i want a book from satan

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>>669394227
>"hey asshole I have more friends than you now. you like those spoons?"

NICe repost faggot.

>>669396362
pathetic loser

>>669407239
fuck off hsi retarted

>>669409088
Fucking autist

>>669407209

Dantes Inferno?

>>669404561
This is pasta fags. Shit was posted like a month ago you stupid fucking plebians

>>669409491

Cool. Post the rest then.

>>669393384
>>make me wear velcro shoes

Yup, you definitely went full retard, OP. You fucking NEVER wear Velcro.

>>669409583
I didn't cap it you stupid fucking inbred, and the original OP didn't finish either.

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>>669409759
maybe you're a stupid inbred

>>669394859
>If this is really (which I really doubt it is)

Nigga, if ONLY this was really.

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>mfw op was in the library typing this and it ended because his wrangler found out.

>>669396059
Fucking normalfag, go back to reedit and tumblr

>>669393096
Please post more.

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>>669410294
>wrangler

>>669394859
>this is really
is this a new meme? for really?

>>669394412
Perfect analogy. I miss Talia

>>669411908
ur a faggit

>>669411142
you're new here eh

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>>669412192
Op kept saying he's not retarded. This guy implied he was retarded with the wrangler comment. I'm sure you have some stories about your time in school though since op is gone.

Where did OP go???

if this is copy pasta can someone post the rest of the story please?

>>669412892
He had to leave the library.

>>669412959
But it isn't. Unfortunately this sad story is real. I also want to see how it ends. Please OP.

>>669412462
I got a short story, its nothing special but anyways:

>8th grade
>Enjoy being alone
>Gets bullied for being alone and fat(I was slightly overweight)
>One day the popular kid in the class under me decides to make a huge group of guys to go up too me
>I got surrounded by them
>They move in a circle around me
>Not sure what they were up too, but probably just a way to make the bully look bigger
>I try to get out of the circle, but their combined strength makes it hard for me to get out
>"leader" comes out of nowhere into the middle
>He shoves me and I shove him twice as hard back
>I dont remember much from that incident
some background information
>There was a feud between the 7th and 8th graders a kind of fake "war"
>Some time later
>Bullies show up again
>I take one of them and lifts him up from the ground
>Others run in terror, some stand watching
>Boy I am lifting looks at me in terror
>I yell in his face: "If you ever bully me again, Im gonna make sure you regret it!"
>Throw him on the ground
>He stumbles up and runs
>I was never bullied again
>mfw, its that easy

>>669413661
If that's the punchline then OP is a cunt

>>669415911
You're a cunt