Slow your roll, slow rollers.
>>669254760
no fats plz
why
But you love fats
Obesity is fucking disgusting.
>>669255237
this
>>669255237
It's fine. So what. You'd think someone with so little going for them in the looks department would be a little less judgmental.
>>669255633
Can only imagine how little someone who is turned on by animals have in the "looks department"
>>669255845
Yeah, you've really got this guy pegged.
>>669255633
You've never even seen me, I've got it going pretty well.
>>669256111
Well in that case at least someone might get some use out of your pretty little corpse.
>>669256226
autism intensifies
>>669256226
Not if I light myself on fire. That'd be the only choice if I lived close to you.
>>669254760
post fats or gtfo
>>669256357
Don't make fun of my very specific Parafirk necrophilia fetish.
>>669256438
It would be like having sex with a well done steak. I could get behind that.
>>669256485
Nah.
>>669256521
I'll have to throw myself into melting steel then.
>>669256633
Carbonite encased Parafirk, this just keeps getting better and better.
>>669256784
I'm going to sleep. Bye, fag.
>>669256923
Okay. Have a good one! Feel better and all that.
tfw no han solo gote bf
Oh, the weenie gave up
That's pretty weak
>>669257457
what
>>669257457
You in class now? Or commuting?
>>669257553
The ones who manually spam always do.
>>669257553
parafirk in carbonite
>>669257586
>manually spam
Poor little buggers.
>>669257590
Why would you want a bf in carbonite. Might as well get a garden gnome
>>669257586
Work.
Answer to your earlier question: Yeah, I did see a speech therapist.
>>669257723
Well I can unfreeze the bf can't I? It'd just be cool to take a picture with mostly.
>>669257723
You know, that garden gnome idea isn't half bad...
>>669257782
Did they call themselves a speech therapist? Around here the speech therapist listings are for, like, family emotional therapy. Get your own name you damn psychologists. What's the job?
>>669257800
Yeah or like just one of those statues
Imagine being a murderer and instead of getting rid of bodies, you pose them, coat them in concrete and make statues in your garden
Shit would be crazy
>>669257782
You're a madman
>>669257782
>Yeah, I did see a speech therapist.
I had to do the same when I was a kid. For some reason I just couldn't pronounce a "th" sound, just an "f" sound.
>>669257912
They were probably speech pathologists by trade, I forget what they were called at the time.
I'm a very part time, very informal IT guy. And apparently emotional support for older faculty that can't into computers.
>>669257934
No, I'm just way too into star wars.
kaybe I didn't know you liked fat
>>669258031
Mine was for my eternal lisp. I did manage to get rid of it MOST of the time but it still comes out in some situations and it's terrible.
>>669254760
Hah, that's like the one honest fursona I've ever seen.
Also, what's up you sad sacks of shit?
>>669258086
He's a gold digger and fat guys are likely to die earlier
>>669258148
Thath tragic
>>669258292
You can go right ahead and fuck yourself.
>>669257934
I don't need to imagine it.
>>669258041
Sounds like a blast and a half.
>>669258086
I don't like anything.
I had trouble with pronouncing shoulder "soldier", but that was about it. I was in reading recovery for awhile though. Those kid books were frustrating, yo.
>>669258356
It's actually pretty alright. Any job where I can spend most of my time shitposting and getting homework done is pretty decent for me.
>>669258270
About to eat some breakfast and continue being mildly sick.
>>669258148
So, uh... thabulouth Vocaroo when?
>>669258339
I kinda did on valentines day. She dressed up for me. Good times.
>>669258356
Pls, you post here way too often to be an efficient murderer/garden statue enthusiast
>>669258472
Christ alive never.
>>669258506
As Pitou?
i pronounced "burger" as "booger"
"spaghetti" as "buh-ghetti"
also i did the speech thing where they press that wooden stick down on your tongue and try to get you to pronounce vowels
Why don't you check this fuckin roll
>>669258546
Yeah of course. What else would she dress up as?
>>669258639
ALL DOSE PEOPLE
ALL DOSE HAMBOIGAHS
>>669258461
On campus and not customer service sounds like a fairly sweet part-time deal.
>>669258506
Maybe I'm just a really inefficient one.
>>669258546
Oh, okay. I respect that. On a totally unrelated note, link to the melee casting? I'm very interested in the game and your involvement with the community.
>>669258704
fucking amazing
>>669258715
Then what is even the point?
>>669258639
You should honestly go back to buhghetti, in my opinion.
>>669258704
I'll give you one guess as to why.
>>669258788
Keeps me busy.
>>669258715
It's actually a pretty fantastic job. I want more like it.
I can link it to you privately if you want, what's your steam? There's also sets that I play on the channel, it's the campus melee group's.
>>669258706
Um
You like other animes right?
>>669258834
Oh, you're just a hobbyist
>>669258874
Help desk 4 lyfe
Do you have skype? My steam has my little cousins on it and I don't really want furry avatars who are clearly at the peak of orgasm in my list.
>>669258926
I admire the lifers, but it's just a bit much for me.
>>669258874
Yeah but my thing with Pitou is more of a "creepy as fuck obsession" rather than regular fan enjoyment.
>>669259089
Goddamn it you hard-read my steam avatar, that's literally exactly what I have. Yeah, I do, it's subjectivefag.
>>669259094
That's how you know it's a waifu.
>>669259157
It is an absolute miracle that I am somehow a functioning member of society.
>>669259357
It's not that amazing, you just give other people too much credit.
>>669259357
I'm inclined to agree with kaybe on this one.
flat feet
>>669259433
>>669259516
I'm not sure what you mean
Like if I didn't have responsibilities I would be in a darkened room right now, crusted in my own semen and commissioning lewd Pitou pics using my welfare money
>>669259650
Being functional isn't very difficult. Maybe you would be that way but I expect you'd have gotten bored with that life.
>>669259650
But you aren't. That puts you in the top half about.
morning everyone
mornin'
>>669259801
Oh yeah, I know. I'm just saying it is a miracle is all. Thank god for teen pregnancy.
>>669259778
I dunno. I very much enjoy everything being kept the same. I always go to the same places for food and always order the same thing - half a dozen places simply know me and what I want on sight. I stay here on 4chan just because it is comfortable to me.
I am inertia embodied.
Good mornin
good moooooornin
we've talked the whole night through
>>669260179
I tried being NEET for about a year and I got incredibly sick of it. I needed more stimulation in my life than that.
julian go to bed
I'm at work dude that's not an option
>>669259940
Hi Jeff.
>>669260179
Amen, sister.
>>669260250
Take five seconds for me and be real ashamed of yourself. Thanks in advance.
freklz go to bed
>>669260239
Understandable. I don't even get how I do it.
Like if I had a week off I would get bored
but if I had a month of that boredom would sorta just become background emotion
This cant be unseen
>>669260432
Man I was so restless over winter break. Didn't help that I had to deal with the infernal bitch that is my widowed grandmother.
oh i guess you're alright then
>>669260363
done and done
>>669260432
I JUST WOKE UP
>>669260363
morning kaybe
>>669260541
You need a hobby
I just masturbate 5 times a day
Guess it's better to just drink after all.
Avery go to bed
>>669260612
I play guitar, sing, and play melee.
>>669260591
Are you sure you got enough sleep?
masturbating can be a hobby
>>669260632
Serenade me
>>669260624
Told you, silly boy.
>>669260704
No, you'll hear the terrible lisp.
>>669260842
oh no, the horror overwhelms me
>>669260632
NO I JUST WOKE UP JEEZ
>>669260657
no but I have class
>>669260964
I do need to record myself more often regardless.
>>669261088
YOU NEED YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP.
>>669261088
Next time go to bed earlier jeez