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she doesnt look that fat. have any more pics to judge?

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>>668877557
>Brought a fat chick home after bar close and ate the booty.

Lies.

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>>668877557
how was it? did it stank bad? was the hole hairy? fuck nigga

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>>668877666
Satanic trips

>>668877737
Didn't stink. Was too hairy for my...tastes..

>>668877896
>Didn't stink

Lies.

>>668877896
She honestly doesn't look too bad. Small enough to gorilla fuck for sure.

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>>668878101
>Shrek fuck

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>>668878148
Post her face? This is the ultimate test

nice booty tho. i wouldn't say that she is fat. at all.

Post your body opie

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>>668878101
>>668878148
>>668878269
Closest I have to face. She texted me constantly for the next few days trying to hook up again. I was trying to ignore her so she'd go away.

She just ain't my type

I've done it a couple of times...once you bust a fat nut, instant regret...just make sure you let them know before hand it aint leading nowhere........fuckin scrub

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>>668877557
I stuck my dick in crazy once
man that pussy smelled rancid, and she looked like that spooky skeltal chick they keep posting here
I fucked her, came, had that moment of clarity, and then regret
good thing she cheated on me so i could dump her easy

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>>668878551
Okay OP, we all believe you.

>>668878924
What kind of filter is that on your selfie?

>>668877557
Yes.
>She was fat and unattractive.
>I think she may have been hinting that I was her first.
>I avoided her at all costs afterwards.

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>>668878551
Got a couple more of her I'll dump

I banged out a jacked rugby chick in college. she was probably 5'11" and 180 lbs, rugged. fucked her on the floor of the cardboard recycling room. she made me call her a dirty who're and smack her across the face. She called me daddy and said she was sorry for fucking other guys. I smacked her tits til they were swollen. fucked up shit, man.

>>668877666
you are the god. please tell me if i should cheat on my girlfriend or not

>>668878551
if you easily find other girls to fuck and u just like that other one as long as your dick is hard, gtfo this bitch

>>668878878
>stuck my dick in crazy once
dude, NEVER stick your dick into crazy, no matter how desperate you are, you got off easy

>>668877557
>Be me
>have a gf, failing relationship
>out with friends, looking for female attention
>drunk as fuck
>flirting with black chick with 8/10 face but fat as fuck
>white inside type, not sassy type
>never did a black chick before
>decide fuck it, go home with her
>fuck her brains out, she's a real freak
>come, regret instantly
>make up excuse, go home

Does anyone else here have a tendency to avoid virgins? I've deflowered several and now I actively try to avoid them because theres always something weird about them after

>>668879211
Aint that fat

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>>668879569
>>668879211

Still not my usual type

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>>668878924
Good one fam.

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>>668877557

OP regrets she didn't had a dick.

>>668877557
>Ever fuck a chick and immediately regret your decisions?
Yes. Every time I fuck my wife.

Yes. I really lucked out.
>Have gf, she's decent to me.
>staying at my dads house for the weekend
>His gf comes over, and he goes to sleep
>Have "deep" conversation with her, shit's weird.
>I tell her I want to fuck her. Instant regret.
>She's into it.
>She acts super attached to me after, says she wants to do it again.
>I tell her I'm going to sleep, afraid of shooting her down for fear that she wouldn't keep quiet.
>Never see her again because 1 month later she dies.
>Feel relief, but also guilt.

>>668879850
why stay with her?

scared of being alone?
fat?

>2 years ago
>Go club
>get drunk
>flirt with chubby
>nice face
>Grab chick
>charme is playing
>go to her
>fuck
>next morning
>go home
>no regret

>>668877557
did her bum taste like cake?

>>668879816
I actually tried a trap once, no regrets
I already accepted i'm a bi faggot but GODDAMN if she wasn't the best post-fuck mat
we played vidya and had a drink, great laughs

10/10would do again

>inb4 "she"

>>668879268
Good work. Daddy issue's are the best to fuck.

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>>668880000
WITNESSED

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>>668879757
>>668880000
Nice trip quads bro

Her ass tasted like any other ass.
It just suffocated me when it was on my face

>>668880000
holy quads batman

>>668880015
Thats pretty dope, I'd try it.

>>668879268
That sounds like fun regardless

>>668880173
Dub trip quads

>>668879938
Sorry. *fucked*
No longer with her.
Now alone and scared.
Yes, she is fat.
I now browse /b/ and fap.
You happy now, anon?

>>668880173
She's a bit chunky. Thankfully the only opportunity i've had to fuck a fat chick I did not take. Past self looking out for future self.

>>668880276
>You happy now, anon?
aww sorry anon didn't mean to make you sad.

plenty more fish in the sea

Met in okcupid. She's a resident director at a college here.

Went to her place in campus to watch a movie.

She was fatter and more hairy in person.(found out she has some weird disease that causes excess s hair growth) Pits stank. Still fucked her. Twice. Might have got an std from her.

Sad thing is we still text as friends and might hang out more. I will not be fucking her again. She's a total sjw tumbler queen and I basically insulted her and made her cry in my bed after we fucked. Basically said she lives in a fantasy world and as soon as she leaves college none of the gender and equality stuff she cares about is going to matter.

If she was a bit hotter though I might still hit it. She's into calling me daddy and we discussed me throat fucking her and things like that.

>>668880382
This is not a feels thread, but I appreciate the sentiment. Now fuck off.

>>668879934
>cucking your dad
what did your dad do to deserve this?

>>668879934
top kek
dead people, always solution for silence X)

>>668880015
Hey man I've sucked a few dudes off and the only reason I haven't done shit with a trap is I've never met a decent one

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>>668879978
what did she die of?

>>668879934
What in the fuck man... how did she died?

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>>668877557
Yes I did, I met her (pic related) on facebook and fucked her the first night, then i realized she had a hairy butt. I eventually convinced her to shave it after 2 months for her being my fuck buddy

>>668880734
ew... my gf had a hairy butt but I was only okay with it caused I loved that bitch.

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>>668880552

>>668880584
>>668880193
craigslist

Fucked a fat girl with crippling anxiety. She was on disability for it. Very weird, never left the house.

Anyway, her pussy couldnt get lubed up and relaxed, so I ran to get a liquid from her bathroom. Well, this particular liquid had alcohol on it and when i put my dick in she started screaming

I didn't more than 3 pumps out of it. Very shitty.

>>668880935
peak kek

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I regret my first time, with my best friends sister. I was young, she was younger. At 7AM her mom came home while we were in the midst... Her mom wasn't happy. Pic moderately related.

>>668880935
type of girl that'd never cheat

>>668881045
how old where you guys?

I used to fuck this obese alcoholic who was on the wagon since she was 15. Sex was decent until she started losing weight and her head took a weird shape from weight loss. Similar to Vigo's head in GhostBusters 2.

True Story.

>>668880832
Never seen a good one on there don't look too much though

>>668880231
I was pretty lit up, looked nervously at every big chick for the next month on campus. Month goes by and I think I'm in the clear. Playing beer pong in a room. Four people head out to make a beer run and it's me, a chick passed out on the bed, and this jacked chick (i'd almost blocked the memory and wasn't even thinking it could be this chick). She runs over the second the door closes and grabs me by the dick. Lol. Fucked her next to her passed out friend. I was banging her doggy and she started to grope the passed out chick. Homie don't play that. What a freak. Regretted even before I finished....it didnt stop me from finishing,Hough. lol

>>668877557
every time I fucked my sister, as soon as I finished cumming instant regret and guilt and fear our parents will find out.
but next day she would give me THAT smile and bite her lip a bit and my traitorous cock would start to swell up and all I wanted was to get her alone again, and the circle would repeat.

>>668880173
MOAR OF THIS ASS GOD DAMN IM IN LUST

>couple of weeks ago
>be on tinder
>found this girl with cute pics of her face
>asked for her snapchat
>sends me nudes which looked really good
>started talking about sex often
>exchanged numbers
>wanted to meet up to have sex
>finally met
>she was a fucking 5/10
>mfw she is fat
>bought her a pizza
>cause this is what fat girls want amirite
>went to my place
>started watching conjuring
Cont?

>>668881079
Seems like it would get old though what good is a girl that doesn't cheat if she's fucking mental?

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Hey OP where you from mate?

Could pic related be the same girl?

>>668881463
Not at all. From Wisconsin

>>668881098
I was about 19, she was 14. We heard her mom come home so I dove off of her, and was halfway dressed when she found us. We pretended to be watching tv.... at 7am... half naked...lol

>>668881463
body types are quiet similar

>>668881545
tell me anon, what does 14 y/o pussy feel like?

>>668881545
damn son, her mom didn't try to have you arrest for rape? You gotta lucky my dude

>>668881273
Get it when you can bro

>>668881611
Pedophile..

Also check em

>>668881611
Not that annon but it feels fantastic ivw been with my gf for almost 3 years now and it still feels great

fuck OP and his high ass autistic standards

inb4 sjw

>>668881575
Not at all. It might be hard to tell from my pics but the chick i fucked had a gut. Yours seems fairly fit. Plus their tits are different

>>668881676
14 year olds arent children retard hes a hebe not a pedo

>>668881430
Yes

>>668880173
Please give me moar of this ass please!

>>668881676
No, but let's be honest, has to be a reason pedo's are into it.

>>668881430
How do people still get fooled by faces. You should be able to easily tell they are fat from the face

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>>668880000
>>668880000
>>668880000
>>668880000
>>668880000

Plenty of times. Being horny is like being drunk. They both lower your standards severely, the combination leads to you fucking a wildebeest at 4am then waking up disgusted with yourself. Then you fuck a girl who's way out of your league and it all balances out.

>>668881815
>>668881747
Look girls can be hot at any age after puberty, but some shit is illegal man..

>>668880366
What makes you so special you can't fuck a fat chick?

I fuck all the fat chicks. I basically have an army of fat chicks that will do anything I ask. Want dinner? Call a fat chick to bring it over? Clothes need cleaning? Fat chick? Dude giving you trouble? Have a fat chick throw paint on his car. Need a blowjob right now? Fat chick. No toileyt paper? Fat chick.

My fat chick army is dangerous.

This was quite awhile ago, obviously.
>be 17, using yahoo chat to hit on older women
>didn't even matter what they looked like, for some reason was just way into the age difference (most were average, who cares)
>after talking for a few nights on yahoo then on the phone, meet up with 44 year old - skip class and take bus to her house because good decisions
>she's 5/10, pretty chill, we smoke a bowl and drink a few beers while watching tv. Fool around a little bit and then go to her room to fuck.
>we smoke some more then fuck again. she offers me a ride home and I have her drop me off a few blocks from my actual house "just in case" as i had no intention of seeing her again
>she pages me the next day because I was a faggot who had a pager. i initially wasn't going to call her back but decided i was horny, so call
>"anon, there's something i need to tell you, and i feel really fucking guilty"
>i assume it's a boyfriend or husband, which was a super turn on for me
>"anon, the thing is, I haven't had symptoms in so long, but I have herpes"
>holy shit wtf
>argue with her while she is listing off why it's not a big deal, etc. I tell her to fuck off and hang up.
I was fine, didn't get the herp, but am still pissed she didn't fucking tell me. What a weird lady, but it's also my fault for being ghetto and fucking basically anyone at the time.
Wasn't an "immediate" regret but thought maybe it would still count.
The end.

>>668877557
Gtfo cannibal. We don't want your kind here.

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>>668882036
Fucking the girl out of your league makes you her wildebeast. Think about it

>>668882056
Weed is illegal, that shit is cash tho.

if it's hot it's hot regardless of law, law just says you can't give into the temptation, so you have the discipline not to, let's be real, without the law, there would be no morality stigma.
how do we know?

literally every amazonian tribe or other tribal cultures marry young girls and virgin women have always been prized possessions.

Met a hot chick through a mutual friend. She was a freak in bed and we fucked like porn stars for a couple of days. Decided to be nosy and look through her drawers while she went and picked up food. Found all her medication and googled the shit. It was all fucking herpes meds and pills. She came back and we ate the food, went to take a dump and secretly called a buddy to call me back in 10 mins. He called back and I pretended like there was a huge accident at work and did an emergency exit. Never called back or saw her again and so far 3 years later and a couple of STD tests say I'm clean.

>>668882308
I totally agree with you, but avoid talking about these things even on 4chan. I'm just a normalfag

>>668882577
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>668882434
Neo.gif

>>668877666
dude you have 3 dubls and 1 trips...

>>668879295
do it, shit will end eventually, may as well have some fun.

>>668882577
You just mentioned this on 4chan.
Enjoy your v&

>>668882307
That's the point

>>668882695
i know man and the satanic trips... It's beautiful

>>668881361

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>>668880000
>>668880000
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>>668880000
>>668880000

>>668882434
you did the right thing.

>>668881611
Well at the time it felt crazy good, but my schlong was half mast from the nervousness, and the pussy was like a pinhole. Overall not as good as some people probably think. More about the excitement then the quality. And the mom gave me a good reaming, I was exiled from their house, which sucked since it was my bf's

>>668882097
holy fuck nigger, you almost had the herps.

>>668882434
You have herp antibodies in your system. Ask for a test that specifically looks for that

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>>668883068
Why?

>Have GF
>she cheats after 3 years
>we break up
>meet up with old black friend of mine (girl)
>shes into me, says she always liked me
>want to take her out to movies and dinner to catch up since its been a few years
>"Nah anon! lets hit up this bar instead!"
>Ok... guess its that kind of date. time for sum fuk.
>She gets drunk, shows her tits, lets some guy she knew grab them
>wat.... Ok at least im gonna fuck her
>tell her its getting late and that we should go back to my place
>go there, fuck and HALF WAY INTO THE FUCKING, I realize the mistake I have made, god knows what she has, and shes been known to get around
>fake a nut
>"Anon that was so good! been wanting to fuck you since we met a while back!"
>uhhh ok. let me clean off
>literally poured alcohol all over the condom, took condom off, poured alcohol on my dick and a little into my dick hole, got soap, washed the area incase she has the herps. freaking out at this point.
>drop her off at the bar so she can chill with her friends.

Learned my lesson, never get desperate, especially when you know the persons history is bad.

I fucked my roommates girlfriend. Instantly regretted it. She then wanted to go for round 2 straight after, started blowing me and got me going. Fucked her and then instantly regretted it again.

>>668883498
oh, and she had a white personality, she was probably 7/10, and thats saying alot for a black chick. HUGE tits, slim body, nice ass though. if only she wasnt so slutty....

>>668880000
Dub trip quads
>inception

>>668883578
In for a penny, in for a pound.

>>668877557

I was more than a little drink and went home from a bar with some skinnyfat beta virgin. His room was full of anime figures and 9gag meme posters. I stripped off in front of me and he came in his pants, which was pretty disappointing. He started crying and offering his apologies at which point I started to re-dress while cringing. I barely had a chance to pull my pants halfway up when he just shoved his teary wet face in to my ass and started licking it. I asked him what the fuck he was doing and he just kept crying and licking in to my ass. "Please miss I'm sorry miss I can be a stronger man for you miss I can be a real boy".

I pushed him away and told him he needs some serious help, then called an Uber and left. He tracked me down on Facebook and somehow found out where I lived, then kept leaving weird shit on my porch like a cucumber with bits of turd on it and a note saying 'I've been punishing myself for you'. I texted him to just stop at least 50 times but he point blank refused, started to get really bitter and angry and said he was going to post about how much he regretted meeting me to his brony friends online and that he was also going to inform 'anonymous', who would crush me.

I'm telling you, this guy was Grade A pathetic.

>>668883808
>I was more that a little drink

>He was an alcohol

>>668877557
i was seeing this girl for awhile got my mum to drive us ti pick her up bring back to our house watch movies and shit in my room. she is hungry for my teenage cock, i wanna try 69 she gives in and does it i am licking her notice weird color and smell she was bleeding on my face and i fucking swear shit was there too...
i felt so fucked up worse part is days go by then to weeks i notice a weird stain on my sheet then i remember...

>>668879485
Same here.

>>668879485
I don't avoid it but I dont go actively seeking it either.

>>668884457
yeah, but WHY? i'm trying to understand the underlying psychology because frankly it doesnt make sense to me

>on top of a cute 10/10 girl
>kissing her with my hands all over her body
>one hand slips up her skirt and behind her ass
>fingers go under her undies
>stick a finger up her ass
>she's saying "no no no"
>ignore her
>start fingering her ass really hard to the point where I'm banging it with three fingers in and out at rapid speed
>one kid runs out of the class while everyone else just stares
>he comes back with the head teacher who fires me on the spot and calls the police

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>be me in highschool
>have cute best friend with great tits
>kinda chubby but i like that
>we do everything together despite me having gf
>we start messing around
>get bj in parking lot couple times
>make out at her house
>get intoxicated and then go to bedroom
>naked touching and kissing
>the pussy is wet
>i go to put dick in
>half way in
>nope.mpeg
>throw her off of the bed
>put pants on
>started cumming unpleasantly
>make up excuse
>run out of house
>still kisses me goodbye
>still friends
>awkward moments never fucked her
>still want to

even tho it was insta regret at that moment, i always regretted NOT fucking her....it would have been great. at the time i guess i was worried about losing girlfriend and best friend and being forever alone.

2 regrets 1 story.
pic semi related. looked like that

>>668884225
Underage.

You need your mother to drive you to pick a bitch up? Get some independence, kid.

Secondly, you don't change your sheets for weeks at a time? How disgusting.

>>668884743
damn, so hot !

>>668884743
You were cheating anyway, I'm not sure why you didn't just go through with it.

>>668884781

ok first of all, i don't masturbate like you and i am not fat and sweaty and gross so my sheets are still clean and fine like a normal persons after two weeks

>>668882077
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>668884908
lol you really upset me with your response. Me and the other half change our sheets once a week.

When I masturbate I do it in my personal space, not in the bed. I do get sweaty, yes, but I am not fat. I have a beer belly, but what 27 year old doesn't, unless he works out like a cunt for 3 hours a day.

Ask mummy to change your sheets. You'll be thanking her later.

>>668878551
>She just ain't my type

Has no dick ..?

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>>668877557
Several times...

Fucked a chubby-milf-asian from work last year, I was SO drunk and she texted me, she was on night shift. Went to work and she blew me in the parking. We never talked about that again...
-fucked a mother of two, in her late 20's, also from work. Bitch STANK, I stopped mid-fucking to puke. Told her to shower but lost all the will to fuck, put her out after.

>>668884709
In my past they become clingy as fuck. I rather deal with a chick whose been around and can fuck and leave no emotions

>get really high
>bang cheerleader from highschool because she pulls up next to me at a stoplight
>find out she's married
>sex was horrible
>half mast the whole time
I really just wanted to hotbox my car by myself
>calls me while I'm living in a foreign country to tell me she "got hpv" from me
Got tested and I don't have that shit

>>668885130
dude beer belly... you are fat dont deny it.
you dont masturbate in bed? whats wrong with it?
people who work out daily are better than you mad bro?
i m 25 i work out half an hour daily and i have decent abs and body overall.
you must be a lazy fat fuck cos you rip on athletic people.

>>668885130

so you're 27 and on /B/ wow good job congratulations. you are really getting somewhere in life. you do realize this is a chat for teenagers? maybe you should try getting a life yourself. by the other half do you mean the other half of your fat ass?

>wife goes back to japan for a month
>sit around and get high all day
>get the flu
>wife's friend brings me soup and watches me eat it
>80 pound Japanese chick
>asks if I have sex friends
>clam up and say no
>get high
I should have torn that up.

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>>668885511
Dubs full-house!

Yes. It happens. I decided to change my life choices and stop fucking fat chicks.

>>668885130
thanks i know what you did there.. good guy anon..

>>668877557
has anyone NOT had post nut regret?

>>668885774
>this is a chat for teenagers


enjoy your ban kid

Mother of god

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Fucked this married chic. No regrets just felt like posting.

>>668885721
lol I 'rip' on athletic people? I'm sorry if I offended you, son. I personally don't give a fuck what I look like. The people who matter aren't concerned about my weight.

No, I don't masturbate in bed. Bed is a space for intercourse, not self service. But you wouldn't know that, would you...?

>>668885774
Chat for teenagers? Ok, if you say so. Underage boy, close your browser and don't return until you hit 18. Maybe you'll learn some life lessons on the way.

Much love, God bless.

>ITT: male sluts in denial

>>668885774
Go back to the Mickey Mouse club faggot

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Oh boy have I

So I went out to my local nightclub after playing some snooker the sort of club with sticky floors and 13 year old sluts drinking WKD.

Anyway got chatting to this bird who was in her late 40's (I was 22) quite classy looking lass who was giving me the eye from the off, anyway turns out this bint was her sisters wingman and got me chatting to her sister who was a 50 something middlesborough hamplanet.

Anyway being really fucking smashed and off my nut started dancing with her
>shiftingwardrobe.jpg
and she said in her northern tongue "Shall wee go back te mine an shag" thought fuck it why not.

Anyway got to her flat turns out it was her early 80's something dads flat and I was akwardly introduced to him before I ploughed his daughter who resembled the crushanator.

Anyway started at it needed a ladder to mount and she was huffing like a cow enjoying it but I couldn't really get into it anyway I passed out after an hour of fucking her woke up 4 hours later woke her up fucked her more, nutted on her bedsheets and got the Taxi of shame back to my house where my wife waited really pissed at me I turned my phone off.

Had a new girl start hanging out with the group, decent face but very fat. She was well known as the town slut. We were all drinking and friends kept trying to hook us up, they knew it had been awhile since I've had sex.

I get hammered on tequila after going back to my friends house, they go to bed. Me and the girl are watching a movie and she acts like she's bored and says we should go fuck. All my inhibitions are gone by this point so I agree, she goes down on me and uses so much teeth it feels like my skin is ripping off. She's ready to get plowed, bend her over and fuck her, during fucking her I start getting sober, finish quickly.

I get up and pull the condom off and she clearly wants more but I'm completely sober now and already feel disgusting for fucking this pile of lard. She says she wants to fuck again and I tell her no and walk out of the room and get in the shower.... I felt that disgusting.

She never talked to me again.

>be me cheating on gf at party
>whiteknight friends take her side when they find out
>atleast i got laid

>>668885774
>chat for teenagers
oh my god you fucking retard

>>668886579
Haha this cracked me up man... although, married at 22? Fuckin hell

>>668887115
Yeah mate been married since I was 20 (5 years ago)

>>668886579
>quite classy looking lass
TopKek

>>668887301
Fuck that. I hope you're happy mind

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>>668885138
Found the edgy teenager

>>668886579
Whereabouts up north are you from man? I'm Blackburn

>>668887620
Up north? What gave you that fucking idea?

I live in Brighton, not your faggoty pussy arse up north shit holes.

Shut the fuck up and stop asking me questions.

>>668886258
so you have a special place to masturbate. that indicates you have thought the masturbation plan very well = you jerk it a lot.
bed is for intecourse muahahha you must be a total fag so you tell me that you dont jerk it on the bed cos its like a sanctuary only for sex. common admit it you r a kissless fat virgin.

>>668887827
Oh dear, child.

From responding to you I feel like smashing my head against a wall.

My 'special place' to masturbate is in front of my pc, in my work space, when I feel like it. Maybe 2 or 3 times a week, inbetween that which eludes you, also known as sex.

I admit, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. And since then I've only been with 3 women. But alas, it's more than you have or will have.

>>668887810
What's your name?

>>668887810
Do you have a favourite colour?

>>668887810
Does diabetes run in your family?

>>668887810
OP here mate you're not me you fucking moron

I live in London

>>668887810
Frogs or toads?

>>668888132
Diesel.

>>668888176
Brown.

>>668887810
Where was your last holiday to?

>>668887810
Is there a postbox on your street?

>>668888042
haha dude im 25 and been with 11 women.
so go hit the gym lazy fuck.

>>668887810
How many times have you been to the toilet today?

>>668887810
Why on earth would you get married at Fuckin 20 you stupid Fuckin retard?

>>668880000
Holy shit! Dub trip quads!

>>668888384
lol now that's a load of bullshit. Since the fact you said 'this place is for teenagers', we can all assume you are in fact, underage. So no, 25 with 11 women under the belt is a blatant lie.

But to inform you of my situation, I was in a 4 year relationship from the age of 16, had 2 years with another, and the relationship I'm in now has been 5 years. So you can see my predicament, I'm not a faggot like you, so I wont cheat on the women I'm with.

Moron.

>>668888510
He isn't OP I AM!

because it felt right tbh and coz it's worth a holiday, party and free cake

ho there is this one time.
> be at friends birthday at his place
> his ex comes with 2 girl friends
they were together for like a month or two but never actually fucked.
> party was nice. lots of drinks.
> end of the night. we sit in the living room. me ,the birthday boy and another friend.
>ex is still with the 2 girls. i get the other friend and tell him we gonna have to get a girl for ourself so the dude could get with his ex and all
> the fuck just runs to the nice looking friend and takes her to another room.
> i have to take this fat disgusting girl now...

so i just do the job , she was easy as hell and a virgin (21) .......

we finish at like 6-7 am.
>i leave the room ive been in with that girl , naked , looking for water.
>i dont see anyone. i start looking around the house....

>i go to the birthday boy's room to find him spooning with our third friend.

the girls fucking left.
the ex was on her period. but the guys made sure they will leave without the girl i took to the other room to not ruin the fun.

i escaped and never saw that girl

>>668888663
i m not the person who said that this place is for teens. thats an other guy.
Go hit the gym and fuck as many girls as you can dont go in relationships with fat fucks like you,dont settle down. achieve smth. umirin bro?

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>>668877557
>Be with girl for 5 years
>bored
>post her noodz online
She's never been sexier to me

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>>668889148
Could post moar

>>668889033
Lrn2 English please.

And no, why would I be 'mirin' over a twat like you?

I'm bored now, off to go get a shower and have a shit.

Adios.

>>668888866
Haha sorry pal, it's your life. Just got riled at imposter op

>at bachelor party with friends and soon to be married faggot i dont know
>stripclub
>gf said its cool, have fun anon i love and trust you
>couple chicks in our group
>sit a bit on the side, i like nekked grills but its a bit too much for my nerves to get all in and cheer on some single mom trying to pay off her student loans.
>get talking with 4 of the girls and 1 dude thats gay
>during the evening the 'loser' subset starts to break up as they head home, i have to wait for a guy im supposed to drive home to be done being a cash cow for the single mons.
>the guy is totally an alcohol, its late, and from the intial group of 30 people maybe 10 remain.
>the 'loser group' sitting in a corner is just me and this cute girl that was super chatty with me
>the friend im supposed to drive home is NOWHERE to be fucking found... i literally looked 20 minutes for this guy and he was gone.
>she asks when i plan on leaving
>ask her if she wants me to leave in a total cringe fest of spilling my drink and worring if i did something offensive
>she laughs and says she wants me to leave with her, and that car friend will be fine.
>kinda get sucked in her assertiveness, end up in a hotel room close to the stripclub being frisky with girl
>she wants to fuck
>ask if i can freshen up first, its been a long day of partying
>sure, but dont even think about ditching me anon, il have a smoke on the balcony.
>in the bathroom
>panic, call gf and explain EVERYTHING almost crying
>gf: do you find her attractive?
>yes
>gf: do we know her?
>no
>gf: do you guys have protection?
>wat...
>gf: just fuck her anon, you deserve it for doing X and Y for my family blablabla, im your first blablabla, might spice up our sexlife blablabla

>fuck this 9/10 assertive goddes not being able to enjoy it at all because not being able to get the thought out of my mind my gf is cheating on me... and her mouth tasted like a fucking coal plant chimney.

>>668889244
shower after the shit cos you are fat and you will smell after the fat dump.
also english is not my native language. i speak 4 languages, how many do speak lazy fat fuck?
You dont exercise you dont learn you dont exist as a person. underachiever for ever. see you loser and consider yourself lucky i m not hiting on your gf cos we both know who she would choose.

>>668889366
Meh he can have my life it's just full of mediocrity and broken dreams.

>>668889394
Damn, bro, sorry. She definitely has cheated on you.

>>668888926
Your story is all over the place. So you're friends are fags then?

>>668888926
>to find him spooning with our third friend.
so your friend is a faggot and wonders why the girl left him?

>>668887620
Paki land

>>668887575
Kek

>>668889394
>"anon, it is okay to fuck that girl. you deserve it for doing X and Y for my family. besides of this, i already cheated you by fucking a big black cock and getting herpes. have fun.

>>668882097
tldr; slept with a 44 year old lady you met on yahoo and find out she had herpes

>>668883498
loled at "faked a nut"

>>668889648
Kek

>>668890022
Proper

>>668882097
use condoms when fucking girls you dont know, faggot.

>>668877557

Oh shit team, I've got a pretty bad one.

>be me
>be 8th grade
>have crush on girl
>go to dance
>have fun
>hang out all summer
>diddle each other, first times all around
>she fucks off at the beginning of high school
>find new gf
>we date for 3 years
>fuck like rabbits the whole time
>she fucks off before senior year
>remember about first girl
>decide to try to go back to hitting that, as any kind of dry spell is devastating when going from 100 to 0
>she's big
>like, a 4/10 chubby bisexual dyke looking motherfucker
>now ex was a solid 7.5/10
>goddamn what happened to you
>I get stupidly drunk to cope with fucking this hambeast
>it's actually a really good lay.
>continue to tap that until ex and I get back together
>hammy is heartbroken
>for about another year, gf and I are happy
>she fucks off, again, right when I ship off for a few months
>get back after only seeing dude ass for 4 months
>I need a lay
>remember about hammy
>got right back to tapping that ass, seeing a lot of other girls as well
>she has improved mildly, is a 5.5/10 now, still an excellent lay
>literally too embarrassed to be seen with her in public, only fuck her when roommate is not home
>finally decide I was getting enough poon on the side to tell her to fuck off.
>she is devastated
>so devastated she moves states, in with her father in Arizona
>feel bad that I don't feel bad

Basically I used a fatty as a backup lay for a full two years, shit was awful.

>>668877557
Dude didn't they tell you the third rule of fightclub is you don't eat fat ass!!!!

>>668887810

What's Brighton like? Heard it was full of faggots. You aren't doing much of a job of convincing me otherwise.

>>668890190
this was my mind flow exactly.

im still with her, and ive learned that shes just crazy sometimes and even though the chance she cheated on me at least once is real shes loyal as fuck so ive learned to live with my gf being a hidden slut.

>>668887810

>Calls up north faggoty

>Lives in the faggot capital of England.

>>668880000
Dub trip quad?

Witnessed.

>>668889951
they were just drunk and went to sleep , no homo shit even tho at first i was like WTF did u fuck or something

>>668883498
> condom
> panics

Lolwhy

>>668879757
I agree anon!
She needs to loose some weight to go with those lovely nipples.

Currently they are all she's got going.

>>668890813
Top Tier

>>668879342
Fuck off back to imgur.

>>668890790
do you have some pics of her booty? you dont need to post her face or personal info. just her naked body. sex pics would be better of course.

>>668880000
Chekdd

>>668886163
>>668886258
>>668886370
>>668886906

>2015+2-1
>getting trolled this easily

asperger much?

>>668891307
the random chick or my gf?

>>668880805
Love is when you deal with the hairy ass true love is when you get on your knees in the shower and shave that shit so you can eat it right!

>slept with local slut once, absolutely rank puss could barely finish
>tell myself never doin that shit again
>about a year later receive random text from her wanting the D
>remember the fucking awful stench and decide to ignore
>receive another message with a booty pic from the heavens
>try to resist but still half drunk drunk from night before and say fuck it maybe its better now
>go over to her house catch up for a bit then decide time for business
>play with pussy a bit then smell fingers without being obvious
>seems like whatever was rotting in there went away... praise jesus
>work it a bit more then decide its time for the fuckin
>for the first few moments the sails are full and everything is moving along great
>then it fucking happens
>stench from hell hits my face and I go from half drunk, to hungover, to full on sick instantly
>never have I ever smelled such a rotten thing in my life
>jump right out the pussy and the bed, barely make it to bathroom, and actually get physically sick
>rage about how it can't be that hard to wash yourself cause most other bitches do it just fine
>go home and lay in bed try to forget the horror
>shoulda known better

This shit took place years ago and it still fuckin effects me... just writing it makes me sick. Has had multiple kids since then and married some fuckin poor idiot. That shit ain't worth it bro.

also
>saw her at bar not long after incident took place
>she full on drunk bitch raged at me for being "rude and heartless"
>tell her it isn't my fault she has fuckin landfill pussy
>"landfill pussy" becomes her nickname with friends that are present

If you were poisoned once chances are you shouldn't return to the same watering hole expecting different results.

>>668891475
both if possible

>>668885774

Underage b&

Fucking angsty teenage faggot.

>>668891612
Fap Fap fap ....urgh ...

>>668891669
kindly fuck off, i dont have pix from the random grill and my gf id rather not help her slut herself out even more

>>668880173
I'd fuck her, OP stop being a faggot

>>668891909
no prob bro

>>668883207
because that shit can literally be dormant for decades...and you can pass it on without ever noticing the signs.