>>668736499
Neither, I'm happy here in Canada.

>>668736671
But if I HAD to choose, I'd definitely pick USA.

I'll take my superior single tap sinks and washingmachine-less kitchens, thank you.

>>668736499
UK

Statistically better country for adult literacy, aids, crime, and infant mortality.

USA, I'm gonna move to alaska anyway in a few years

>>668736499
Uk, usa is full of cancer.

>>668736899
also latest stats sprove brits teetch much better then americas. BOOOya faggots

I live in the UK, so I'm bias and would probably choose US just for a change. Though ultimately would prefer Canada.

>>668736499
Why is this a question? The UK is basically the USA with better music, police and free healthcare.

I've got nothing against the States, and I'm sure with a population that large you'd have to sort of ration the freedom quite thinly just so you don't spiral into debt.

UK, sure the UK has its problems but the US is everything that's wrong with western civilisation

My biggest problem, looking at the US as an outsider is hearing about how people lose their homes over medical costs, get fucked over unfair legal systems, have gun wielding trigger happy police due to the sheer amount of guns present in the US.

I realise many countries would suffer from the above, but the majority of cases you hear about are from the US. Some of that shit's terrifying.

>>668736499
UK if I had to choose

>>668736499
I think everyone is going to choose UK. Not that the US is 'bad' but the UK is kind of a luckier place to be born, or to get a chance to move to.
Obviously people generally tend to stick in their homeland and that's why the US has like nearly 400 million people, but when you give a CHOICE between UK and US most foreigners would choose UK for quality of life.
Which is also my choice.

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>>668737178
>brits teetch much better then americas

The U.K.
Because it isn't full of obnoxious Americans

>>668738865
It would seem the free dental care up to age 18 does nothing to help spelling...

>>668737178
Any other stereotypes from the 70's you'd care to wheel out?

Oh you crazy kids and your disco roller skating

It's tough... Britain has chavs but say one stabs me and i try to report to police they wont open fire on me like 'resisting arrest!!!'

Score so far:
UK - 11
US - 3

>>668739255
That only happens to niggers. You're not a nigger, are you?

>>668736499
1. i am not white
2. i dnt live in uk/usa
3. i would choose UK with a predominent white only neighborhood (no black.. immigrants..muslim) and cherish the british cultural value with music sex love and christinity

>>668740048
Those don't exist.

>>668739973
It happens to everyone who isn't between the ages of 30-50, white, totally complacent and rich.

The black killings don't even need a resisting arrest thing, those are just for fun or something

>>668740048
Yeah I'm afraid there are no white non-Muslim communities anywhere now. In the UK it gets better further out from London (because when people come other they can only pronounce one city) but you're still going to see 'those' people who can't queue up, wait patiently or say thank you, even in like Liverpool or Edinburgh.

Was just given the option to move to the UK from Nashville. Me and 7 out of 9 co-workers decided to stay. I am the only American. The others are European and Asian.

That's like choosing between aids and cancer.

>>668740552
>1% other
>99% white
>no white communities

Fuck off retarded retard retarding all over the place

>>668736671
>proud to live in a country the elected a male model as leader
>proud to live in a country with a large frog population
>proud to live in a country where literally everyone is a beta cuck
>proud to live in a country that has no military security and guards parliament with unloaded guns

Top funny family

>>668737330
Your free healthcare sucks donky dick. Who wants free feces?

>>668741292
Says the guy who salutes a nigger in the White House .

Keeping eating those chilli dogs.
Say, what meat is in a "hotdog", your famous merkin cuisine?

>>668741509
>Says a retard who would rather get the same treatment only bankrupt themselves while getting it

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>>668740552

Its amusing how you're pissed at how people cant wait in a queue or say thank you when your country invaded half the globe.

>>668741579
i buy only all beef hotdogs everything else is like a mixture of pork chicken and beef

>>668736499

American here, ive lived in both - i have to say that living in US is much better, and once you dont like the feel of a state you can always move to another one.

Plus we're a country of immigrants and opportunity , if you work hard you will be respected.

>>668742337
Lived in US and UK

U.K. Is So much better for everything like education/healthcare/crime etc. If you're raising kids, stay the fuck away from Murka...its full of homeless people and Mexican drug dealing rapists.
Donald Trump told me so

>>668742337
>if you work hard you will be respected.

Unless you're black, Chinese, Indian (native or other), Mexican.. A woman.. or anything else that isn't a white male..

UKA?

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>>668736499
Murica.... because here hating people of color is a national past time and you don't get thrown in jail for hurting some boog's feelings.

>>668743003

>implying anything else is to be respected

Spent time in both. I think average quality of life is higher in the UK -- if you're just a regular guy with a regular job, programs like NHS and good public transit are a godsend. But if you've got a very good job, high income, and top education, there's more ways to leverage it in the US.

>>668736499
Bonger here. I'd choose USA

UKs going to shit and Americas full of cuties

>>668742337
>Plus we're a country of immigrants and opportunity , if you work hard you will be respected.

You are aware that social mobility is at its worse ever, ESPECIALLY in America? "The American Dream" is an opiate for the masses to keep you subdued and not questioning the status quo. It tells you that the problem isn't rich people milking you for everything you're worth, it's YOU. How fucked up is that?

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires"

>>668743425
So you mean only live in Murka if you're part of the 0.1%
Everyone else can get fucked.

Got it

>>668743700
Not my opinion man, I think it's an objective fact. I'd say if you're not in the top 10% of earners in the US, you'd probably have been better off in the UK

>>668738310
If you are Middle class and above the US is a fantastic choice.

Lol... USA!!!

USA ofcourse. UK is a shitstain country, which still dwells in old achievements and doesnt realize they are totally fucking themselves with literally every political decision they make. Fuck this mongoloid ridden country

>>668743678
The news is very powerful in the US, rich controlling how the poor think. People losing everything when they get an illness or injury with no Healthcare. No worries though if you can't afford it you don't need it.

>>668744214
Especially fantastic if you're below middle class bc you get gov't assistance/ the middle class' hard earned cash. Way harder to be middle class.

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You can hate Jews in the US, you cant do that publicly in the UK.

Take your pick.

>>668740552
>No white non-muslim communities anywhere
Bullshit.

>>668745089
but then the jews have more influence in America

Britanistan or America... Is that even a question?

>>668736499

UK is horrible.

Prepare for pasta from me.

>>668743293
>Massive riots and public outcry every time a black gets shot by the police
>Black president talking about how tackling racism is one of America's biggest problems
>National pastime

1/2

Englishfags,

I often see you attacking our brother Amerifags for being any number of nasty things, but I must tell you the truth.

I am neither American nor English, I am Swiss, and I have been to both of your nations. The difference between what you think you are and what you actually are almost makes me cry with sympathy for you. I will explain.

The thing that struck me once I was in England was how you people never finish your houses. Bricks, bricks everywhere. Is this a nation? Is this a Minecraft server? The first brick house I saw, I thought it was a nice rarity. You never see such houses in my country, we finish what we start; we cover our bricks with esthetically pleasing layers of plaster and paint and what not.

The second thing that struck me, and this is unfathomably more important, is your people. I don't know how to say this politely, but 90% of you have weird angular faces with excessive features. You seem straight out of a cartoon show, or an inbred lineage that lasted too long. It's almost as if you guys had been isolated on a small island for millennia and were reduced to mating with your aunts and uncles.

I'm a man, and upon seeing your females, I cried a little for you. Most of them are not only ugly, but very fat. Having been to America, I can honestly tell you you're on par with them, and more often than not, you're generally fatter. In America, you have extremely fat people, but on average, not everyone is lardy. In England, however, 80% of the girls I saw were overweight. It's a dick's nightmare.

Fashionwise, these ladies dress like potato bags unless they're going to a club, at which point they dress like garish sluts. That stunned me to no end. In my country, we always dress nicely during the week, and we mostly dress the same when going out. We don't suddenly apply 2-inch thick layers of makeup with platform boots and skirts that give your wussy a cold. In my country, we call it class.

>>668736899
>>668737031
>>668737565
>>668737330
>>668738310
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>668745317

2/2

Your houses, now. Most are made of wood, as the Americans, and wherever you are in these houses, you can tell what everyone else is doing and where they're doing it. Everything makes noise all the time. Your doors are as retarded as American doors: the edges don't cover the doorframe, you can see and hear through the slit that goes the length of it. In my country, the door is made so that it fully covers that side slit: you cannot see through it, and the sound is very diminished. Our houses are made of modern and solid material. Isolation is good.

Your food. Your food is terrible. This is why everyone is lardy in England: you cannot buy healthy food in England. I still cannot believe your pizzas. I have NEVER tasted a real pizza in England; all I found was a sad and pathetic lump of flour with hefty amounts of greasy fat in it. I ordered pizzas from every pizza place I could find: they are all the same. I ordered thin pizzas and still got fatass lardy thick pizza soaked in fatness. My fingers shone afterwards.

As to your schools, I doubt any other nation has more bullying than you have. It's unthinkable in my country, even in our worst schools.

As to guns, even your policemen aren't allowed to carry any. In my country, anyone can have a gun and we have far less crime than you have. What you guys don't do with a gun, you do with a knife. You "shank" each other.

As to your pronunciation, most of you don't even bother pronouncing the T's in your words: "Bri-ish" is how you say "British". Some of you even get the TH wrong: one, two, free. "I can't be bovered" for "bothered".

After all this, I find it extremely cocky of you to criticise your Ameribros, who are nothing if not your more successful cousins.

Regards,

A Swissfag

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The US has the highest incarceration rate on earth. It also has the most corruption of any developed nation (and higher than many developing countries). Also you have to be wealthy to be comfortable.

That being said, the UK is FULL of muslims. and It's poverty-ridden. The UK is a disgusting country, full of pikeys, chavs, and poor british FILTH.

If I HAD to choose? The US of course. As it is, I have dual citizenship (US/Seychelles). Naturally I'd never live in the US, too many nigger gangsters, Mexican cartels, and white trash. I live on my own island.

No Americans in this thread because they're all hungover from enjoying their freedom last night

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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>>668745163

True , but the UK isnt free of Jewish influence like the Arab and Muslim World (probably the only Jew-free place left)

UK of course.
USA is way too religious.

I'd rather live in America. My life is pretty shit but im not a naive grass is greener type of guy. At the bottom line its still better to atleast have nice weather, (in a lot of states) non cramped environment, bigger appartment for you money.

If you've got money I imagine life would be better in America in that situation too.

>>668745515
or they're in jail/dead from being shot by your cops

>>668745553
oh no totally we have our fair share of kike influence but Americas got more yid tumours.

>>668745317
>>668745370
>First post is nothing but 'I don't like the looks of your country'
>Second is the same + accents and calling bullying a bad thing

Mkay Switzerland, no need to get insecure.

UK
Less chance of my kid being shot in school.

>>668745744
of course!!!!! THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME TO RESPECTABLE CITIZENS OH DARN WHAT A GOOD POINT.

Good luck not pissing off the Sharia law squad today fellow Anglophone!

>>668745605
yeah we don't have religion in the UK.

>mfw I lived in the US and it's not religious at all, except for the garbage in the south

here in the UK we're bombarded with Catholicism and muslim trash.

If you have money USA is better, if not UK

>>668745966
clearly you're not aware that the US has the highest rate of incarceration on earth. and more than half of those in prison in the US are white Anglo Saxons.

you have a lot of living and learning to do young paduan.

>>668746004
>UK we're bombarded with Catholicism

kek since when?

>>668745966
Yup, those Sharia law squads that have no actual authority, do nothing but chat shit and don't exist in most of England.

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>>668745800

Might as well move to the Middle East, some place like Lebanon. No jews there, good food, good women.

>>668746295
I hear Jordan is pretty secular

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Me moved to the U.S i had 3 relationships.
All girls were in nice shape for the first year.
All turned in to cows after a year.
Single now ..got myself a dog

>>668745811
>Mkay Switzerland, no need to get insecure.

I enjoy your butthurt. Do you want to see what a finished house looks like? Come over, faggot.

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>>668746189
It's padawan.

>>668746239
To be fair we have a lot of C of E schools, but nobody takes them seriously last time I checked.
>>668746440
If the worst you can say about England is 'the houses don't look like houses in my country' I'm happy to stay here, thanks.

UK cuz theatime

Neither. I'd rather live in Africa and become a NigLord.

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>>668746399

Yeah but Jordan has an Israeli embassy, even though they hates jews (their king is a faggot with a British mom). Lebanon doesnt recognize Israel and has no jews.

Syria was amazing before the Mossad destroyed it with ISIS

Usa.
Fuck the uk.
>gross teeth
>ugly woman
>shit food

Why would anybody choose to live in such a shit hole?

>>668746189
I am aware, our cops actually do our job and put criminals where they belong. Nothing to worry about if you're not committing crimes and just enjoying your immense level of freedom not found anywhere else on Earth.

>>668746253
Except beheading people on the sidewalk and plotting against your government.


Reminder: The UK is so shit currently a whole country (Scotland) nearly voted to leave.

>>668736499
I'm a bong
I wanna live in the US

>>668746004
>>668746239
>>668746620
Lol we're CoE/CoS which is protestant/Anglican.

The Catholic church got emptied out by Henry the VIII and we became protestant.

>>668736499
Syria! So many women there!!!

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>>668746936
>Gross teeth
Every country has people with bad teeth, stop falling for the meme.
>Ugly women
Every country has bad looking women, stop falling for the meme.
>Shit food
Every country has bad food, stop falling for the meme.

>>668747075
Last time I checked you were Muslim

>>668746971
same here bro I wanna move to texas, meet a nice guy and have a ranch with a load of guns

>>668746962
Eyup, meanwhile you've got angsty teenagers getting pissed and shooting schools every month. Can we just agree that we've both got some really shitty minorities?

Also the fact that Scotland didn't vote to leave says a lot. They're just another group chatting shit without actually backing it up.

>>668747197
Those are only "memes" of the UK, not anywhere else I'm aware of

>>668747075
I don't give a shit what you are, i'll pop a cappa in your bitch face nigrow

>>668747287
>Replying
You're still falling for the meme.

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>>668747206
Atheist actually

>>668747197
You're a meme.
>back to the trap threads eurofag

>>668747309
kut u frm ear 2 ear

>>668747423
>Using "go back to x thread" meme
Stop falling for the meme.

>>668747287
That's the point. It's the same as the meme of every American being a dumb asshole, or of every Spaniard wearing a sombrero or what have you.

>>668747245
>Minorities
>School shootings

I'm not seeing the connection here... And if you value safety over quality of life and opportunity I guess stay in the UK, I won't deny there is gun violence, but it is overplayed in my opinion. Just a consequence of letting people have the freedom to make their own decisions.

Scotland nearly voting to leave just makes it look like your government is doing a shit job at representing and legislating in the interest of the common person. I don't think it's anything to brag about considering it was only a few percentage points from happening.

>>668747575
But the ones about the UK are actually true...

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>>668748043
>Believing memes
Stop falling for the meme.

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>>668747389
>>668747245
Darn checkmate. GG

>>668747440
r u a manc m8? i'm in London. wanna say that to my FACE?

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