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what would you do to my girlfriend
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>>668372168
Just licking her pussy. If you allow licking her pussy to Korean guy.
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>>668372168
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>>668372168
I'd paint her nails and laugh with her about your small penis behind your back ^^
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>>668372271
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trim her nails
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>>668372168
take his phone andrun
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>>668372168
Send back to Africa.
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>>668372168
nothing because your single M8
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>>668372168
nothing, you don't have girlfriend
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>>668372357
>>668372528
shes not from africa tho
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>>668372168
probably play some sweet games on that sweet sweet iphone
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>>668372654
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>>668372168

eat her pussy then breed her!
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>>668372789
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>>668372168
Put her on a exercise/meal plan because her body is shit
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>>668373220
really? not exactly fat is she
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nice slut you got there
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>>668372168
I would post her FB so we can all tell her what a pathetic cuck her bf is
>saff.jade
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Double fist that giant vag
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>>668372168
Dump her for being Asian.
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bleach her asshole
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>>668373752
least this one got the ethnicity right
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Burn her. She's a dirty whore with terrible drawn-on eyebrows and she sets a poor example for the younger girls. The reason we've got horrible fake tan covered weird eyebrowed slags is because nobody is instilling them with the right kind of values when they're young. Whores get pregnant and make more whores.
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>>668373658
pic related
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>>668373916
Topkek
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>>668373916
>in a relationship with Elliot McKenzie
that you OP?
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>>668373916
post her nude tag on facebook
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>>668373916
She even has the name of a massive disgusting whore.
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>>668374069
OP wishes
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>>668372168
I'd tell her u pretending she's your gf....
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>>668373916
>>668374069
That was the sound of OP shitting himself
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>>668372168
i want to stab her leather cherrio with my pork sword
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Id give her reason to take the morning after pill.
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>>668372168
bleach asshole
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>>668374493
2edgy4me.
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>>668374559
>>668373759
this. that is one rekt dirtpipe
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>>668374069
>tfw OP is a nigger
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>>668374399
nice anon. she replied?
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>>668373437
Not exactly fit either.

Just because you aren't land whale doesn't meen your in shape
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>>668374399
KEKITO
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>>668374979
In USA it does.
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>>668375041
One of the pitfalls of living in burgerland is the ultra low standards
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>>668374979
why the fuck does it matter, ima check her diet plan and her daily caloric intake before fucking her, hell ill double check
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>>668374816
Why would that fucking matter
>Look anons I did some extensive research and found OP

OP still has a better girlfriend then youll ever have lmfao.
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>>668372168
Push my dick into that stanky looking anus
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>>668375447
angry OP confirmed
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>>668372271
this the bitch from the feminist thread?
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>>668373220
>>668374979
This nigga has expectations that he cant EVER meet himself.
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>>668372168
Same thing I told you last time. I will bleach her asshole
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>>668375566
Im not OP you nigger
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>>668375269
It matters because her body is 5/10 at best, wouldn't you rather bang someone with top tier body
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>>668375447
Hey Elliot what's up
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>>668375643
>Wouldnt you rather bang someone with top tier body

Anon cant even get a top tier body girl

This girl here is just fine
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>>668375720
>Mfw you think Im elliot
>Mfw someone messaged elliot and ill never know how the real elliot feels knowing that his girl is gonna see this thread
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>>668375643
she does have a top tier body you stupid fucking virgin
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>>668372168

i would fuck her feet like there's no tomorrow
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>>668374399
>Lives in Manchester
what a shithole
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>>668372168
Tell her to get some self respect
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>>668372168
>>668372271
>>668372357
>>668372654
>>668372789
>>668372993
>>668373437
>>668373916
nice 8/10 gf anon.
>>668374399
Oh shit nigger you dun goofed.

Elliot you just lost a girlfriend
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>>668374399
This is why we cant have nice things. Faggets like this fag.
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>>668373916
Collage time
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>>668375892
her face is fucked tho dat jew nose
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asshole bleached your welcome guys
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>>668376127
nice job anon
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>>668376183
thanks i do it for my people
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>>668375892
Being that skinny and not having even the funniest bit of muscle tone. At that wieght she at the minimum have some visible abs.
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>>668375573
Looks like her yeah
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>>668376266
>Im an expert on bodies
>I should know these things
Sure thing anon
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>>668376127
send her this one too
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>>668372168
A cunt the size of a fucking horses. Looks like she gave birth to an elephant. Plus, her asshole is brown. Its horrible.
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>>668372271
dat gunt doe
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>>668376475
what is gunt
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>>668374399
wait for response
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>>668376567
when you gut so fat it merges into the cunt
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>>668376266
are you attracted to muscles? you should look into gay sex i hear guys have plenty of those
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>>668376567
Like FUPA
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any replies yet. get this bitch in here
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>>668376363
>spending a few years shooting for fashion magazines

PS don't do that shit you'll be wanting to stab someone in the face constantly

In a few short years she'll start getting flabby from doing what she does not which is nothing except just eating at a low enough calorie intake
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>>668377007
Not yet linked her the thread tho
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>>668376724
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>>668372327
>^^
Kill yourself weeb
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>>668376742
>believing being skinny fat is beautiful
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Shes not your gf fag real op posted lots if pictures of her naked of which i see you dont have.
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>>668372168
Take her and her loose ass pussy to the free clinic.
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>>668377447
saved
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>>668377586
2nd. Re-posting the fuck outta this slut
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>>668377176
>I am 100% positive on what this girl does on a daily basis, and those things are not exercise
>Having an iphone and taking pictures of girls for your .. magazine
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>>668377447
Op is eddie the exposer not this girls bf. Real bf posted at least 20 nudes and because of eddie here is why people dont post anymore
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>>668372168
I would make her Squeal my name as I cum inside of her, then have her yell how much she loves my cock more than yours as she follows suit.
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>>668377759
Elliot shut the fuck up dude.
How is your girlfriend
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>>668372168
Trade in for a hot one instead
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>>668376127
g-guys what the fuck is up with this picture.
it is a mirror but the picture is not.
Whose hands are these
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>>668378057
those hands are feet
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>>668377403
You're the virginest guy around here.
Actually, 99% of guys who want a flawless perfectly fit body have never been with a girl.

When a girl touches and sucks your cock, when she moans while you are inside her, when she kisses you passionately...the last thing you think of is whether her BMI is good for her height and weight. Enjoy the scent, the taste and the warmth of a female instead of focusing on stupid shit. Fucking virgins thinking you should only fuck models.
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>>668377791
Good try, Elliot.
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>>668378508
fuuuuuuuuuuuck yes moreeee
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>>668378235

In my experience the tight bodied models are usually the ones who are most self conscious in bed, moan the least, and think they're so hot they don't have to put any effort in in the sack.

Fat girls can be equally bad. You want the middle bracket.
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>>668378508
more hurry up..
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>>668378619
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>668376127
>she buys her mirrors from Wal-Mart
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>>668372168

fuck her mouth hard and deep until I came straight down her throat. obviously

don't worry, you won't be left out OP.

>your throat is next
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Dont think pussy pic is saffron. Sluts fb got post yest in a feminist thread and she calls /b/ a bunch of losers hiding behind a keyboard. This will jst be some neckbeard fuckin with her
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>>668378735

Yeh. Coz I like to impress nobodies on the interweb with shit I make up.

Grow up faggot
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>>668378802
jst spoke to her on fb. says its not her
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>>668377759
You'd be able to tell if she worked out because she wouldn't have a 5/10 body

>what is Vogue
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Clearly not your gf OP these nudes don't even look like her in the pics you've screen shotted, the real people won't have a clue what's going on
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>>668373658
>>668373916
meh
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>>668379011
that nude has been going around 4chan for years, its obvious its not his gf
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>>668378979
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Her whole nude sets have been being posted here for a month now
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>>668379192
damn, whos that?
more!
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>>668379236
the same bitch op posted
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>>668379180
tell her unless she gets in here and gives us a pic with a timestamp these pics are getting posted all over the internet.
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>>668372168
I'd shove my tongue in her ass hole and lick it for hours
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>>668378817
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>668379236
who cares? unless saffron gets in here and gives us pics its her
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>>668379332
like shes intrested enough to do that
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Bleach anus
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>>668378235
>not wanting a girl who is capable of doing the the things you enjoy or not being useless or looking worse then you in five years
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>>668378147
Oh my god
I came
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>>668372168
>I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

>I ejaculat powrefuly
>the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
>A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
>I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
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>>668372168
Worst thing about Arabs is those rekt assholes
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>>668372168
Eat salad everytime after juice
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>>668374399
Oh, fuck off, you complete and utter faggot. OP provides us with nudes, so we fuck him over. Great job.
>>668374816
>assuming this is even him
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>>668379332
kek thats wat i keep tellin her
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>>668379571
no one cares about OP, or the nudes
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confirmed, the arab ho is not the girl in the nudes
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>>668379806
AHAAHAHAH bitch trying to defend herself
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>>668379806
You can make lipstick change your top lip jackass
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It's always the same shit, these nudes have been going round 4chan for years OP you ain't her bf and these nudes ain't her. they're all different girls ffs
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>>668379806
whats the proof these 2 girls are the same
>>668379192
>>668372168
saffrons online now. i believe that rekt pussy and asshole are hers until she proves otherwise
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There a gallery of this girls nudes somewhere?
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>>668379888
shes not wearing lipstick in both pics, sorry to ruin your fap session cock faggot
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lying hoe is posting,if u look at hair u will notice its her
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>>668374399
The kind of faggot who gets beaten to death and once people know he's dead they regularly defile the grave bc of what a massive nigger he was
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>>668379967
>>668376127
>>668378508
>>668379192
these are all the same nudes
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>>668379967
This. Bitch saw my msg 3 mins ago. 100% she lurkin
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>>668380348
or she ignored your shit
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>>668380348
tell her she has 5 minutes to get in here and timestamp or her clothed pics and info gets posted with the nudes to 10 sites of my choosing
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>>668380348
In addition to this >>668380625, tell her that you'll send the photos to her closest friends and family.
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>>668376000
Nice trips. Won't be her real bf tho. Probs some butthurt ex
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>>668376127
why did you bleach it? It's hotter when it's brown :(
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>>668380625
>>668380770
im tellin her
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>>668380625
Bet she's in here already
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>>668372168

shoot my loads of cum in her mouth and make her swallow every drop, while filling her pussy and ass with enormous dildos
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>>668372168
Thats not your girlfriend.
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>>668380625
5 minutes are up faggot
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Lol why you doing that girl like this? I've seen these pics on /b/ for years they ain't this bitch
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Nt reading my msg. Bitch ran
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>>668381232
is your name saffron? are you gonna give us a timestamp and a pic of your face? if not shut the fuck up
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>>668381356
you actually thought shed give a fuck
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Doubt she cares. this hoe probably doesn't even know what a time stamp is
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>>668375911
Her pussy and asshole are showing and you say you want to fuck her feet?
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>>668381232
coz this
>bitch starts feminism thread
>anon posts her fb
>anon messages her on fb
>she says this about /b/
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>>668381684
Should have started with this. Stupid cunts getting what she deserves
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>>668375447
HAD a better girlfriend....unless shes a complete slut and wont give a fuck about her nudes being out
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>>668381684
>just a bunch of losers behind a keyboard
>and I'm a feminist
Aw shit she did it now
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>>668381684
i spoke to her yesterday too. all she said was that someone was using her photos on /b/. i doubt she even said that. she denied it when i asked her if she did.
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What if her account on fb is fake and it is just an anon like me trolling you guys? Didnt think of that one did you.
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>>668382063
Also she was on Britain's next top model so I don't think she's going to care if a few /b/tards insult her
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>>668382236
with 560 followers i'd be impressed
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TFW /b/ can't even troll anymore.

She does not care about your bullshit.

Lol


> you are powerless.
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>>668382650
bitch blocked me
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>>668382457
Ultimate long game
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hi /b/ this is the real saffron jade. if 10 anons in a row say Saffron is queen of /b/ i'll post my tits with a timestamp
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Someone tell her she's on 10 sites already now so she better get in here quick unless she wants it to be more
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TFW all of this is trolling
atleast get a real bitches nudes this shits getting boring
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>>668383075
No newfag aka her, will know to write it like '/b/' instead of just 'b'. Also wouldn't know wtf being 'queen of /b/ even is, and what a timestamp is.
Fucking nigger
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>>668372168
nudes aren't her and this isn't OPs girlfriend
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>>668372168
Would fuck her right in the pussy, if my virgin dick doesn't explode its load before getting that far.
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>>668383651
doesnt matter. the points to get this saffron cunt in here and take some photos
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>>668383677
can you dump all i really luv her
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>>668379180
>female facebook icon
U KNOW THE DRILL GRILL
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>>668383956
obvs a fake fb faggot
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>>668372168
Go to fgts find thus pic you will find whole set thats been posted over and over past few weeks
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>>668383651
>>668372168
not OPs girls you guys
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whys she going to give a fuck and come in here if the nudes arnt her? atleast find a real gilrs nudes this shit is old af
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>>668381684
what a fucking cunt
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>>668372168
Teach her good morals and ethics
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>>668384527
coz the nudes look enough like her that people will believe it
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Someone get this cunt in here. I want to talk to her about feminism
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>>668374399

Why do this? I was just sharing nudes and having fun, you don't need to stalk her down and tell her. Seriously this is why people never deliver because of faggot who white knight.
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>>668372168
Your "girlfriend" is in an exposed sluts thread that hasn't 404'd yet.
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>>668385138
that isnt being a white knight, its social terrorism, What /b/ is known for
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>>668385210
kek.
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>>668375585
And he dares calling this rakitic bitch fat.
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>>668385210
To be fair this one started first
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>>668385446
I meant rickety.
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>>668372168
Gross
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hi /b/ this is the real saffron jade. if you roll trips and say Saffron is queen of /b/ i'll post my tits with a timestamp
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>>668376127
that whore did undergo cuntflap surgery didn't she
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>>668386474
why didnt you say im queen of /b/!?!?!
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