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I love Australia
Greetings from Austria

>>668185468

Ignoring this obvious bait, who cares. All birds are awesome, especially raptors. They're seriously the coolest animals ever, who gives a fuck what your country decides represents it. To the animals themselves, this doesn't mean shit. So while we argue about trivial shit they're off surviving and owning the sky

Post isn't b8, nor does it have anything to do with animals, australia is simply the greatest country on earth amerifaggot.

have fun with trump as pres you fucking dropkicks

>>668186344
Butthurt American

>>668186469
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jramb5E7rJs

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>>668185468
This is a weird looking fish OP

>>668185468
Well, unlike in Austrailia and Detroit, I don't have to chance dying every time I go outside.

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>>668186703
don't even care if this is intended as a rip, it makes my love my country more!

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>>668186983
go downa bunnings get some cement and harden the fuck up cunts

>>668186805
Oh yeah it's a vulture too for eating roadkill.

You know what? I'm bloody well sick of this shithouse attitude 4chan in general has against us Aussies. You know why we "shitpost"? Because the rest of you post such wanky, smart-arse bullshit the only way worth responding to you is through trolling yous fuckwits.
Did you know Australia is 2nd in the HDI index? Fair dinkum, our nation full of battlers who half-arse literally every aspect of our work ethic is the 2nd best in the world, behind some fucking bjorns who struck oil. That's why we're arseholes. Because as thick as we are, as pissed as we are, and as larrikin as we are, we know we're cashed up, cheerin and heaps better than your pissweak country. And we're not even trying.

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>>668186805
you wanna fuck with a kangaroo too lad?

>>668187175
fuck bunnings
miter10 m8

>>668187605
Here here.

Rabble rabble reabble

>>668187605
couldn't have said it better mate.

>>668185468
much respect to aus land, when in the 80s it was time to take refugees from my country you did. Only you and sweden. Good place to work, non says shit about you. Miner engineers get a lot of respect, and no one cares if you make your own vodka.

>>668186805
Most likely that deer was killed by a car and that seagull it's showing it's scavenger nature

>>668187816
be a civilwar if some cunt tried to stop home brew m8

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>>668185468
>Australian master race thread.
>Australian master race
>Australian race

technically speaking, that would be these guys
<-------------------------

all the australians i met on the interwebs were cool dudes

most americans i met on the internet were arrogant pieces of shit

i love you kangaroo violating faggots

>>668188010
Not any more cunt, now piss off and protest the Top you hippy bastard

>>668188010
fucking abo nig nogs? no chance. they sniff petty and drink metho.
aint no fucking master race there cunt.

bunch of dirty skins who just try roll ya for ya wife's cardigan

https://youtu.be/oZYjrb4M08s

We can legally eat the animals on our Coat of Arms...

>>668187972
realy? We have been making vodka since my dad come to australia in 1982. I don't think there was a year when we didn't, no fus. But then again half the population here are Polish, and the rest is half polish, not counting the abos at stuff.

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>>668188100
I love your dubs

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>>668185468
it is the best but just shut the fuck up about it though seriously.
I want to continue living in my paradise unspoilled

Straya is the best country, but our blackfellas are just plain cunts. Not all of them but the majority are just cancerous little fucks.

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>>668185468
Because a dingo ate my baby.

>>668188471
This

>>668188010
i have not met a single person in australia that genuinely likes aboriginals

>>668188334
my dad made rum berrywine and beer
the wine was a disaster though, it exploded one night

>>668188560
free abortion what more you want?

I (a brit) went to australia a few years ago and visited Alice Springs and Aluru and all that shit. We were walking around the town and kept seeing these filthy abbos sitting on the grass verge, all were drinking and all were obese. Absolutely disgusting.

>>668188746
Hahahahha fuckin boongs

>>668186344
Milton??

>>668188694
I know abbos that don't like abbos

>>668188732
I want to not have my fucking child eaten by a wild canine species preferably. The wife wasn't to happy about watching the baby get torn to shreds.

>>668185468
All eagles an see inferred and ultraviolet dumbass.

why aren't you the best country? it's actually pretty easy.

all you are is a bunch of resource exploiting faggots. you have contributed nothing to the world.

really, name three things you've contributed to the world that aren't natural resources.

you fucking can't. because you have no real cutlure, you just contribute good looking actors(which every other country in the world does), and shitty bands.

really, all your bands are shit. the living end? sivler chair? jeeezus man. you'd think people that get government checks on the reg for exploiting their natural resources and have so much free time could cum up with something better.

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>>668188010

wow. someone's a little touchy about this subject.

i wasn't making any judgements about superiority (you'll notice i left out 'master' in my original greentext), just stating a fact - they are the "Australian" race. the rest of you are a bunch of immigrants.

no need to get so butthurt... mate.

>>668188746
I visited London and saw nothing but chavs muslims and nig nogs.

>>668188862
The joke is that dingoes dont eat babies you fuckwit. Its the classic excuse when you want post birth abortion

>>668188913
infer
ɪnˈfəː/
verb
past tense: inferred; past participle: inferred
deduce or conclude (something) from evidence and reasoning rather than from explicit statements.
"from these facts we can infer that crime has been increasing"
synonyms:

>>668186344

Australian animals kick America's ass.

>>668186805
Yeah I'm American and I'll tell you that it's scavenging. They actually do it a lot and will even chase off vultures and crows.

>>668188862
you nig nog, she killed her own baby

only amerifags think that.
you also think we throw shrimp on the barbie.
wtf you shit packer
we don't even eat shrimp

get some prawns into you son

>>668188935
Wifi, black boxes in aircraft and cheap rocks

>>668188935
>really, name three things you've contributed to the world that aren't natural resources.

Black Box Flight recorder, Wifi and Cochlear implant cunt.

Now go get me a fucking beer before the hurt sets in.

>>668188989
Bet you thought that mate at the end would cut deep.
Think twice cunt.
That's not a mate, this is a mate, mate.

>>668188935
>You have contributed nothing to the world

Enjoying using that wi-fi that we invented? Exactly, fuck up you ignorant spic, at least we don't have school shootings every day.

>>668189008
Yeah, DO NOT GO TO EAST LONDON.

>>668189010
>Butthurt Aussie detected
Are you...are you fucking serious?

>>668189158
Mate did ya want a good ole vb

>>668188935
>WI-FI
>Black box recorder
>Pacemaker
>Never contribiuted anything else other than natural resources

>>668188935
actually I saw a video of 20 things australians had invented , the list blew my fucking mind

>>668188010
OP dun goofed

>>668189029
Lol, my mistake

My sides...

>>668189081
That would explain why she was giving our newborn swimming lessons last week.

>>668186703
>so butthurt that Australia is better than America
>makes a video about it
>doesn't realize the Brits sent convicts to America as well.
>Mel Gibson was born in NewZealand.
>Still butthurt.
kk amerifat, enjoy north Korea and China knocking down your doors.

>>668185468
>your beer is shit
>too fucking warm m8
>creepy fucking animals

Never been there, wont go in the future

But you aiight

>>668189158
you dumb faggot, wifi was invented in hawaii, oh black boxes? you invented a box that records things, right, and if a cochlear implat is the only thing you can hang an entire country's hat on well bravo you fucking nig.

>>668189460
Our beer shits on your light piss weak beer.

Jesus christ so much American mediocrity in this thread

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>>668189230
>Bet you thought that mate at the end would cut deep.

no, not really, just trying to speak your language.

>Think twice cunt.
>That's not a mate, this is a mate, mate.

wtf does that even mean?

coz there are fucking eagles that will fucking kill you if you go paragiding....

>>668189046

Statistically Australian animals kick more Australian asses than Americans.
> must be amazing living somewhere where all wildlife is trying to kill you.

You're right M8 AUSSIES have it way better. No wonder they get piss drunk and shitpost all day, only a really happy person does that.

>>668188935
yeah what of it? we're fucking rich because of it mate.
american minimum wage, $7.25p/h australian minimum wage $17.29p/h

you guys are fucked. all you have is oil, even then, you're fucking running out.

where do you think you got all your uranium to make the nukes you have boosting you to superpower status? australia

we don't have nukes because we're chill cunts who arent hell bent on destroying our own country with worldwide threats, war and forced poverty.

who wats to spend $1000 at the doctor just because you've got the flu? free fucking healthcare here faggot.

australian master race

>>668189532
Oi im not american m8

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>>668187175
Moot cowered as the doors to his panic room were being punched down. Every powerful Australian fist banging against them shook the rooms walls, and sent Moots framed images of Woody Allen and Shimon Peres falling to the floor. He backed into the corner but realistically he knew he had nowhere to go, as the door collapsed open under the Australian assault

What Moot saw in the doorway stunned him
A large, well tanned man, with an outback hat on his head and a Zyzz tattoo on his shoulder.
"G'day mate". bellowed the man, as he walked towards Moot. ''Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off mate".

Moot knew he had to do as he was told. The last time he tried to fight an Australian, his website was destroyed.

"D-d-d-on't hurt me please", stuttered Moot, "I'll expose my anus like you exposed my janitors"

The Australian man smiled as Moot began to undress in front of him.

"Corr, fair dinkum mate, thats a pretty nice dick". Moot tried to smile at the compliment, but he couldn't smile knowing what was about to happen. "Listen mate" continued the Aussie; "You'll have to do a sexy dance, at the moment an erection is like a 4chan pass, I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me"

Moot stood up and began to sway his body from one way to the next. He could see the Aussie begin to smile, and he could see his penis begin to stand. Moot was, at this point, in tears, and completely humiliated. "Thats right mate, keep crying you soft bloody wanker" laughed the Aussie. "The floods of tears right now could drown Queensland", he bantered.

Moot looked at the Aussie and got down on all fours. He turned round and said "P-please, just fuck me and leave"

The Aussie laughed once more and looked at Moot

"What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?".

The Aussie left the room, with moot by himself, in a puddle of tears, his anus exposed to the open air.

>>668188989
every mammal in Australia that's not a marsupial is a immigrant

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>>668187916
I see your emu war... and raise you
>313 dead from nothing
>literally nothing

Spray-on skin
Google Maps
Penicillin for medical use
Electric drills
Electronic pacemakers
Cochlear implants
Permaculture
Wifi
Ultrasound scanners
HPv vaccines

All Aussie inventions/discoveries.
Not bad.

>>668188010
Nope, we are killing them off pretty quickly here.
Unlike you Yanks, we make sure we kill out monkeys

>>668189692
Yeah cunts wifi cunts dog fuck you

>>668189547
>being this 14

>>668189517
What are you? Wikipedia? Cite your fucked up Sources please. Wait.. let me do that for you.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+was+wifi+invented%3F

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>>668185468
This guy declared himself a prince using your faggot law, stole your citizens and land, and your betafag goverment couldn't do anything. The Principality of Hutt River > Fagustralia

>>668189532
Idiot who knows nothing about beer detected.

>>668189597
lol, a country with a population the size of southern california trying to talk shit on the US, haha. how much of your shit rock is even inhabitable?

>>668189264
Now who's the butthurt faggot?

>>668189517
Medical penicillin?

The single most important medical discovery every?

>>668188297
That's the funniest video I've ever seen in my life, thanks anon

>>668189324
All of those things were invented by non-australifags. Dumbshit.

>>668189848
eat shit faggot

>master race

>uses wifi inveted by a jew

http://ethw.org/Norman_Abramson

>>668189328
>Doesn't post video.

>>668187698
We have so many fuckin guns though dude. Way more than fuckin kangaroos.

>>668189855
He did that to dodge taxes because he was a smart cunt

Your immense jealousy betrays you

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>>668189547
Nothing, just pretending to Ausrage to your post.
You can drop the tone that says you think you're a smart cunt.

>>668189890
penicillin was discovered by scottish scientists you faggot

seriously you guys can't claim anything

shut the fuck up and go back to your golden betties and getting abo cum on your cocks

>>668189585
Only unemployed niggers shit post all day.

Off topic but anyone else sick of all the shit we cop on the daily about how we took Abo land and slaughtered most of their population. Not our fault that rifle beats boomerang and prophecies of a giant rainbow snake

>>668189597
>Australian money.

ROFL. What's the exchange? 50 kangaroo bucks for every real Dollar?

>>668185468
the only thing good that comes out of Australia is Holdens other than that your country is shit you guys have to many god damn laws

even your laws have laws

>668190000
check em

>>668190000
thats why you have mass shootings everyday faggot.

oh shit someone knocked on more door at 6pm, must be a terrorist, better unload 2 mags out the front door to kill the jew

nice get though

>>668189855
Fuckin oath mate, hutt river province reporting in.

>>668189792
That's why they outnumber you, eh?

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>collect Abbos as slaves
>bring them to work on plantations
>get rid of based royalty
>free them
>vote them as president

>Being this Murican -

At least we are getting rid of our boongs - why do you idiots encourage em?

>>668185468
Attacks parachutes and paragliders?
Man, is there nothing there that would kill me before eating some good food there?

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>>668189328
>20 things vs hundreds of thousands of things

master faggot race.

>>668189597
faggot that knows nothing about heavy water detected.

Giant Spiders.

>>668189861
yeah and?
so you'd win if you invaded our country.
but who would we invade and purposely go to war with?
certainly not Iraq or Iran, because we don't give a fuck! we're to chill mate

The funny thing is we not only have the most liveable city in the world (Melbourne, faggots) but we also have a higher standing of living than the US

And, we can take banter as banter and not a personal insult that demands nuking and 'Murican hypocrisy

>>668185468
>Posting on an American site.

>>668189681
YEAH BUT NOTHING WAS BEATEN
AND NEVER ATTACKED AMERICA AGAIN

I've seen your "military".

LOL.

>>668188935

What do we need to contribute? We're rich enough to just buy all the shit that you poorfags come up with. Necessity is the mother of invention and we have no necessity cunt. Fuck off back to dumbfuckistan and take your precious "culture" with you. "Culture" is what cunts who don't have awesome beaches, beer and tits worry about. Get a load of this cunt, he's probably a fuckin vegetarian poofter.

>>668190355
this is a ching chong site now newfag

>>668190227
>Abos outnumbering you
They dont even outnumber the amount of Bugatti Veyrons in the world cunt... get ur facts straight.

>>668189692
Forgot the lawnmower mate

>>668190355
>Posting with wifi the Aussie invention

>>668190276
lol so true

20 TINGS OMG GUYZ I'M PUTTIN THIS ON BUZZFEED

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>>668190167
>laws have laws

We don't shoot our own toddlers mate, nor do we feel the need to arm our abbos or shoot Roos with assault rifles.

>>668190066
I'm gonna be honest, this is still pretty funny. A solid dig at Australian censorship, which is admittedly fucking atrocious.

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>nuff said

>>668190350
If you think Melbourne is the most liveable city, I feel bad for your limited real world experience and lack of good taste. Fucking yokel.

>>668190416
>never attacked america again
9/11 didnt happen right?
Vietnam?
Mexico invasion not a thing too yea?
hahahahahahaahah this guy.

>>668190502
>thats what dingos are for.

>>668190473
Lol, get your facts straight nigger. Your faggot population is smaller than your niggs.

>>668189855
it was his land, he didn't steal anything

I have some of his dollarydoos

>>668190453
your main export is a coal burner, lol. great culture you got there m8.

>>668190443
Our military is better trained than yours anyway

Not to mention the fact that military is useless when nukes exist

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The best raptor is the Harpia

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>>668190191
You can actually become this guys "subject".
This makes you a citizen of Hutt River, it can be used to bypass limitations of your nationality sometimes.
Polishfags need to do lotsa shit to go to USA, however you can just request citizenship of hutt river, and get a nice passport that allows you to cross the border easily

>>668190488
Lol, you niggers keep claiming this even though it's been proven wrong.

>>668186703
Oh god my sides

So many fucking amerifags in this thread are so butthurt about being inferior to australia.

all ausbro's in this thread laugh at how pitiful you amerifags are.
go get cucked by some more nignogs kek

>>668190453
your beer sucks.

>>668190635
>The Australian Bureau of Statistics estimated the total resident Indigenous population to be 458,520
>the resident population of Australia is projected to be: 23,994,226
Are you honestly that retarded? I know the US educational system is bad... but really this bad??

>>668190778
your main export is coal and a coal burner.

you dumb fucking board head.

>>668187605
I dunno mate. Have you been to Lakemba lately? We're fucking stuffed.

Insult an Australian:

"Nice banter mate, pity you're a fuckin poofter" *cracks another beer and goes on with life*

Insult an American:

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU AUSTRALIAN FUCK I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND STICK A NUCLEAR WARHEAD UP YOUR ASS FUCK I'M SO ANGRY I'M GOING TO GO AND SHOOT UP A SCHOOL HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HOMELAND PEOPLE DIED FOR THAT FLAG I'M GOING TO TELL THE PRESIDENT." *beats wife, shoots up a school and threatens nuclear war with Russia*

>>668190850
Nope. These are Australifag numbers. You ignorant cuts can barely count to ten, how could you be expected to hold big numbers in your small brains.

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>>668190858
I bet this turns you on aye Kiwi???

>>668185468
Your internet sucks ass

>>668190705
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_O%27Sullivan_(engineer)

What was that?

>>668190891
>lebs
Not even once.

>>668190932
/fuckingthread

>>668191008
this too, all because your government made a deal with one corporation. no wonder it takes you nigfags so long to respond.

no wonder you think you invented wifi.

'we invented wifi that's why our internet is so slow'

>>668185468
cuz u r a prison colony of britain

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>>668190951
>you ignorant cuts
>ignorant cuts
>cuts

>>668191110
that's how every german thread ends faggot.

>>668188010

They are able to live and survive in the fucking bush where white people in 18 hours after their car breaks down.

But they sure aren't good looking.

>>668189642
Max kek

>>668190951
Is that why so many Asian students come to Australian universities to get degrees?

Is that why we're the ones with less problems than the UK and Us combined?

Is that why we're not the ones with a braindead libertarian moron and a retarded contradictory faggot winning our elections?

>>668190355
>too stupid to understand what [world] in world wide web means

>>668189585
sounds like a mad as fuck american admitting that Australians have much more alpha lives than puny Americans who sit at home and bitch all day

ps. greetings from great Britain where the seagulls bark and bite people as a passtime

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Australia.. u mean that country that couldn't handle guns so they rolled over like dogs when they're government took them away. A cpuntry where radical racist violently rape the Asian populace in some parts. Yea u guys are so much better. Fucking southern hemisphere fucking rednecks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

This alone proves Aboriginals are trash people

>>668190932
Aren't Australians pretty famous for beating their wives? I mean you're a country full of ex-cons.

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I have one reason, A damn good reason why you aren't the greatest country in on earth.

Because the Call Of Duty in your country can't go 10 minutes without saying a single curse word or attempting to insult someone.

/thread

>>668191295
It's totally not because it's cheapest closest place to go. U racist

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>>668187605
>as thick as we are, as pissed as we are, and as larrikin as we are, we know we're cashed up, cheerin and heaps better than your pissweak country. And we're not even trying.

Well said mate. Though now I feel bad for these other poor cunts doing it tough.
Maybe we should send them all our Lebs to make em feel superior.

>>668191362
>>668191346

at least we don't have mass shootings and murder children every day

>>668190574
NOTHING DIDN'T DO THOSE THINGS

>>668191346
>Implying we don't have guns
>Implying guns are necessary
>Doesn't even post something original
>Uses term 'rednecks' in regards to Australia
>Blatant lying about Asians getting raped

I'll count to ten and then try to control my laughter

>>668191362
Actually most of the population nowadays are from Settlers/immigrants from Europe. Convicts dropped like flies.

I've never heard of an Aussie beating their wife, though.

>>668191469
god im so fucking tired, I can't even construct a sentence. but you get what I'm saying

> Population of 20 million people
> Barely 200 years old, started out as a giant prison
> 5th highest income per capita, 2nd highest human development index
> active military and special forces deployed in major conflicts around the world
> free healthcare and quality public education, still a major target for foreign direct investment
> don't give a fuck what some yanks think about shit


Yeah, nah, get fucked cunts. No other country has achieved what Australia has from such meagre beginnings.

>>668191515
because your government took away your guns...

>>668191346
>rape the Asian populace
Nice. Which pub?

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>>668189692
Spray-on skin - Dr. Fiona Wood - born, raised, and educated in Britain, then married an Australian and moved to Perth
Google Maps - Lars and Jens Eilstrup Rasmussen, both Danish
Penicillin for medical use - Dr. Howard Walter Florey, born in Australia, but became a doctor in Britain; worked with a team of British scientists to do the work; was named a Baron in Britain and eventually died there
Electric drills - Arthur James Arnot, born and raised in Scotland
Electronic pacemakers - Dr Mark Cowley Lidwill, born in England
Cochlear implants - Dr. Graeme Milbourne Clark - the only Australian among 20+ international scientists jointly working on the implants. did most of his research on animals
Permaculture - Bill Mollison and David Holmgren took work by others and named it. good job!
Wifi - of the 15+ different technological advancements that went in to the development of Wi-Fi, one was accidentally discovered by Australians who fucked up doing something else. they were probably drunk.
Ultrasound scanners - looking up the history of these things showed French, German, Swedish, American and Scottish scientists. not one Australian
HPv vaccines - again, teams of scientists across the globe working on this one, but let's say that it was invented by Australians.

soooo.... what has Australia given the world?

don't mind me, just gonna throw another shrimp on the barbie.

>>668191594


>get fucked cunts

Exactly my point as to why you aren't the greatest country on earth

>>668191477
It's not the cheapest place to go....

Funny how you couldn't respond to everything else cuz u know I'm right yah faggot

>>668190048
Lol this fuckin cunt. Dunno where you're from bud, but fuck me, I can smell the jealousy from here.

>>668185468
Considering Australia goes crazy whenever someone swears, a violent video game wants to release in their country, or nudity approaches movies/television, I'd say US wins.

Australia is full of bogans and fucked out gronk cunts... that's why.

>>668191705
Citation, fuckface, or gtfo

>>668191515
Nah. I suppose you dont. But you do have plenty of abo rapists and robberies and home invasions. Then there's your migrant problem...

Might want to think about that gun license soon, bro.

>>668191546
Lol yeah act like none of that is true you Bogan trash

>>668191769
Just because our politicians are too busy trying to be way too PC, doesn't mean everyone else is like them

>>668191705
>Born elsewhere but does their best work in Australia
>D-DOESN'T COUNT! THEY HAVE TO BE NATIVE!
>Born in Australia but does their best work elsewhere
>D-DOESN'T COUNT EITHER!
>Australian invents Wi-Fi
>D-D-DOESN'T COUNT, IT WAS PROBABLY AN ACCIDENT

Nice.

>>668191837
Bogans can't operate computers, Redneck gutterscum

>>668188989
Not to be that guy but almost every country is made of immigrants

>>668191469
Well if Americans let people over 12 play, maybe we'll all get along?

Aussies just wished they were as cool as NZ
real talk -- Middle Earth wins

>>668189855
Except Australia and the rest of the world doesn't recognise Hutt River Province. It's basically just a large asylum for mentally ill people who think they know better than every lawyer in Australia and the rest of the world.

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>>668190000
You might have guns full of lead
But you don't have these guns m8

Nice quads tho

>>668192002
Fuck outta here sheep shagger

>>668191515
Lol u did before your country disarmed you all. Mass that use to happen still out number the ones in America

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>>668191820
funny, i didn't ask for citations when the claim was made that all these things were invented in Australia.

google and wikipedia aren't that hard to use, fuckwit.

>>668191636
we can all still have guns or get guns just like you can, its no fucking drama.
we just don't need to 'ptotect' ourselves from each other.

you cucks buy guns to shoot each other with.
we buy guns to hunt animals and thats about it.

we had one mass shooting then realised, 'hey, maybe we should give anyone automatic weapons, thats a bad idea.'

we don't need guns to feel 'safe'.
but anyone can still get one?

you cucks but them to 'protect' yourselves and your families, FROM OTHER aMERICaNS

see the difference there mate?

>>668191955
You're working one now you piss beer drinking bogan.

>>668188100
i love you to you fucking cuck

>>668190048
Go claim a couple more school shootings you obese cunt

>>668192075
Oh so what you're saying is you can't do it?

That piled on with your shitty excuses as to why the people who invented them "aren't Australian" tells me all I need to know.

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>>668188935
ac/dc cunt

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heh...

Aussies
Listen up
I love you.

>>668192075
Because no one lies on Wikipedia or google

>>668191769
kek
I saw full on porn on world movies last week

>petrol powered good bag holocaust
https://youtu.be/AjyyoAeHPzU

>>668185468

Every bird can see infrared and ultraviolet.

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>>668192133
Wow it's like you can't read....must be the American education system again.

>>668191705
>shrimp

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at least our wildlife doesn't give us hell...

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>>668191953
>Born elsewhere but does their best work in Australia
>D-DOESN'T COUNT! THEY HAVE TO BE NATIVE!
what did Australia have to do with them inventing it?

>Born in Australia but does their best work elsewhere
>D-DOESN'T COUNT EITHER!
were educated outside of Australia, without which they couldn't have done their best work

>Australian invents Wi-Fi
>D-D-DOESN'T COUNT, IT WAS PROBABLY AN ACCIDENT
it actually was, and they didn't invent Wi-Fi, just one (of the 15 or so) technologies that went in to Wi-Fi

next?

>>668186805
Rekt

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>>668192347
Shit meme eurofag

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Nuff said

>>668192381
That's cuz we aint pussies

>>668192347
Sure thing sub human. Go beat some one for not being white

I love you Australia.
Do you love me, too? Because I love you.

>>668192222
>four twos
>four X
>mid strength quad

>>668189585
>Statistically Australian animals kick more Australian asses than Americans.
You must have forgotten one species from your statistics. Starts with a N and ends with a R. They kill lots of americans each year and cause damage worth of billions.

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>>668192290
but on /b everyone tells the truth?

excellent argument.

>>668192441
>Calls me Euro when I'm Australian
>Has nothing else to say other than 'shit meme'

How does it feel being stripped of the ability to even retort properly, American cuck?

>>668190538
nah mate it was actually named the most liveable city

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>>668185468
You call that an eagle?

>>668190640
>>668190838

>being this illiterate

Poor America.

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your economy sucks ass....

>>668192507
KKK

No, really. Have fun with your KKK, and your history of slavery and your oppression of Native Americans

It's like you just want to be as hypocritical as possible.

>>668192647
Lol that's Novotel water, of course it's overpriced. It's from a fucking 5 star hotel.

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>>668192204
no, i'm saying i did it, and you can, too

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>>668190227
>>668190635
>>668190951

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>>668187605
Nobody speaks like this in Australia, stop making us sound like fuckwits you fucking spastic

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Enjoy your nanny state

>>668189517
But hurt/10

>>668185468
abos

>>668189547
Seriously?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09ghiWskUk

>>668185468

son you need to google the berkut

only eagle on earth that can break the neck of a wolf with its talons

>>668188989
They came from Indonesia though, so fuck you.

>>668189547
When mum gives you a gun but doesn't teach you to speak, merica

>>668192774
You did it but still won't provide proof

The burden of proof is literally on you, and it's been disproven anyway due to your shitty excuses.

Please mate, in an argument like this it's the guy making the claims that has to back it up, or he's lost.

fucking standard

>>668192647
you'd have to be fucking retarded to buy that.

>tap water
>0.89c 1L bottle water from woollies

who the fuck pays $9 for some water?
I'm pissed when I pay more then $5 for a schooie of beer

>>668191705
it's okay jealous mate

>>668191222
Less than 1% of them could do that.
Even the remote aboriginal communities rely on government paid supplies to survive.

>>668190891
I always complain how fucking bad Liverpool is and then I remember Lakemba and shit exists. The wildlife isn't the shit you need to be scared of here. It's the fucking lebs

>>668192381
Someone post the imagine with the goose outside the door of the 7/11.

Also, that's due in part to fuckwits feeding the birds and getting them dependent on humans.

>>668192432
>what did Australia have to do with them inventing it?

Funding their research, giving them the necessary tools, general inspiration etc.

>were educated outside of Australia, without which they couldn't have done their best work

That's an unverifiable claim and you know it. I could argue that if they didn't receive their foreign education first an Australian would've invented it instead but that's speculation, and probably bullshit.

>it actually was, and they didn't invent Wi-Fi, just one (of the 15 or so) technologies that went in to Wi-Fi

Penicillin was also an accident, but that's not the point. The point is, giving credit to everyone but the Australian is just as dumb as giving any one person all the credit.

Although this entire thing about how many inventions a country came up with determining its value is retarded, as it doesn't take into account the value of the inventions in question, the relative use for their timeframe IE China inventing terracotta helping them in the short term but stifling them in the longterm, and it attributes success to a nation rather than certain extraordinary individuals. Not every Austrian-born German could've led the Third Reich, not every wealthy American could've created the theories of electricity that Benjamin Franklin did, and not every Chinaman could've wrote the Art of War. These discoveries do not belong to the nation, but to the individuals.

This thread reeks of butt hurt

>>668192432
>when you know your wrong but think endless green text will make you look less stupid

>>668189642
>poofter
Kek

>>668188694
You haven't met me bro...
>Have worked with little abo kids
>Have worked in numerous country pubs that serve only abos only
>Am white
Niggers pay well for piss, that's why I like em.

>>668193072
....As he does it himself, just to prove that he is wrong.....

It would have been ironic if you weren't the real idiot.

>>668192665
Have fun with your history of genocide and oppression against the aboriginals.

>>668185468
Lol your national bird is the kiwi, you faggot.

Remember that time when the Twin Towers got destroyed and the US got butthurt and called it the worst thing to ever happen?

They literally did that, in light of everything else that has happened in the past.

Oh....unrelated?

Sorry. (not really)

>>668193321
wrong country

>>668193321
Now this is good shitposting. Short, to the point, effective. Uses a known quantity, the Australian/New Zealander rivalry.

You're alright, anon.

>>668193287
Have fun with your history of genocide, slavery, racism, civil wars, oppression of several different minorities at once, causing major world problems, etc.....


Yeah you're in literally no position to talk here.

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>>668190000

idk where this idea that Australia doesn't have guns came from, we do have guns, and a lot of them dude, what happened a while ago was a ban of automatic weapons

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>>668192632
Fuck eagles, this thing is a major threat.