Hi Anonymous. Wanna talk for a while? I can give advice, read your fortune, or just
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Hi Anonymous. Wanna talk for a while? I can give advice, read your fortune, or just chat. Come visit my shrine!
heres your bump
It's weird how we just come out of nowhere
>>668107039
bummmp
>>668107333
Thank you!
nice meme
>>668107375
i cant help it if i got a notification on my HUD
>>668107375
Come out of nowhere? What?
>>668107039
Can you listen to my mixtape
And share it
datpiff.com/Ronnie-Scholarship-Long-Story-Short-mixtape.759661
>>668107498
Master?
>>668107623
What's a HUD?
I don't understand gamer speak..
>>668107626
Exactly
>>668107708
How would I share it? Didn't you do that for me just now?
>>668107039
I need some advice
>>668107039
will you have sex with me?
>>668107981
someone else can explain it im gonna go take a shower
>>668108404
Go ahead. What's the problem?
I heard my wife was at this shrine.
>>668107039
Kami sama, i want a gf please.
>>668108625
You've been staying here for three days... that I knew about. Who could you have heard that from?
>>668108664
why not?
>>668108527
You take two-minute showers though
>>668108542
I like someone on the internet but people are saying I shouldn't date them... I don't know what to do anymore... Even she said she wouldn't date me earlier to her bestfriend
>>668108885
The voices in my head.
can you show us your armpits?
My fortune pls
>>668108754
>GF Seeker has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "76".
Luck is on your side, but you'll have to put in a little effort. Ask a girl out on Valentines Day and give her something pink.
>>668109266
Thank you, ill try that.
>>668108899
Because I'm not that easy.
>>668108926
Sounds like the odds aren't in your favor. Why are people saying you shouldn't?
>>668109033
...creepy.
>>668109232
Name please.
>>668109158
Flashu.
>>668109681
>Because I'm not that easy.
what do I have to do to make it happen?
>>668107981
Who are you?
>>668109681
Dan
>>668109681
Because she and I are a bad influence to each other
>>668109870
I'm Hata
>>668109033
Glad I'm not the only one around here that has voices in their head. Mine speak in Spanish though, and I have no idea what they're saying...
>>668109845
You need to woo her romantically first
Bumping thread
>>668109845
It's not like I'm gonna give you a step by step manual.
>>668109872
>Dan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "90".
Ooh, lucky you!
>>668109899
And what do you think about that?
>>668110120
Well I can add voices to other peoples heads as well, just have to get them to look at my torch.
>>668109681
So Reimu what do you see in my future for valentines day?
>>668109845
Be me
>>668110266
well, why don't you tell me what you like?
>>668110105
Oh, I suppose you calling me master should have given that a way. What a slut, and behind kanras back.
>>668110266
Hey Reimu read my fortune pls, name is Matias
>>668110266
I believe they are wrong, and she and I go great together.
>>668110403
Oh you're not my master? Nvm then...
>>668110403
god-tier anime !!
>>668110266
Since im so lucky , will i get a gf this year?
>>668110105
go fuck yourself cunt
Should I wait for this chick or just get a new chick...
>>668110347
I might give you some chocolate or something but don't take it the wrong way or anything...
>>668110401
I dunno, it's not really a tangible thing I've given a lot of thought to.
>>668108926
not really a 2 minute shower now was it
>>668110953
Who are you?
>>668110981
then let's find out together
>>668107039
Oh reimu. Will I be blessed with glorious memes this season?
>>668111041
So what's a HUD?
>>668107039
if i make an offering do i get sexual favours from the shrine maidens?
>>668111058
who the fuck are you
>>668111325
I'm Kokoro
You can call me Koko
>>668110492
>Matias has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "17".
Ouch... I'm sorry, Matias.
>>668110601
What is it that makes you think you're compatible, then?
>>668110929
I can't be sure of that, but since luck is on your side you might wanna use the opportunity to take more risks this year. You might just land a real cutie~
>>668110968
Define waiting. How long has it been? Where is she that you have to wait for her?
>>668111454
you can go suck your own dick fag
>>668111531
We have a lot of the same interests... we're almost the exact same and stuff...
>>668111569
But I don't... um...
>>668111180
the thing that gives me updates on my visor. any reason why you're presenting yourself to me?
>>668111752
sure you don't fucking loser
>>668111163
T-that's some meme...
>>668111300
No, that's a horrible rumor.
>>668111300
DONATE ANYWAY YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>>668111752
What interests do you share with her?
>>668111958
I got image swapped, it wasn't my meme
>>668111837
Neeeeerd
>>668111951
You're mean...
>>668112136
I'm leaving, your friends keep being mean to me... bye
>>668111531
2 years...
It's very complicated
>>668112334
good, fuck off dumbshit
>>668111531
Oh fuck... well thanks anyway, I love your threads
>>668112334
i didnt make the damn thing im just using it
>Parsee harbors intense feelings of jealousy due to being despised. No matter situation the other person may be in, she'll always be jealous of it. Even if the other person is actually less fortunate, she will be jealous of the fact that they're not jealous.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Parsee_Mizuhashi
>Her jealousy is irrational. She becomes jealous of someone if she thinks they're happier than she is. If they are about on the same level, she'll boast about how she is more unfortunate. Even if she thinks they're the unfortunate ones, if they aren't jealous of her she'll become jealous of their forbearance. And if they are, their jealousy would become her sustenance. She's at that level.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Parsee_Mizuhashi
She's batshit insane and will always hate you.
Please read my fortune ;^; I need a pick me up
How many guns do you own?
read my fortune
>>668111300
I believe it costs something like a million yen.
>>668112451
Hmm.. I need to know more before I can give you advice, but in most cases the answer is going to be to move on and do you for a while.
>>668112554
Thank you!
>>668112674
Name please.
>>668113019
Zero. Don't need 'em.
>>668112640
Hah... don't I know it.
>>668110347
So this is where Clown Piece has been going off to.
>>668113164
Te llamo por favor.
>>668113375
Good thing the conversion rate is in our favor
>>668112334
Oh no, come back. We'll miss you ever sooo much
>
>>668113019
I've got 7 Mac 11s
>>668114216
That depends on your point of view.
>>668113881
Reimu is new waifu.
>>668113570
Approach
Do your best to not be provoked by her.
Jealousy can be a strong impetus for improvement, but without the mental fortitude to bear it, it will lead to a self-destruction. Jealousy leads to rejection for most humans, and they will then become her sustenance.
Even if you happen to encounter her, just a simple greeting shouldn't cause any problems.
If you end up driven by jealousy though, vent it out with alcohol.
Spell card. The best it can do is send a slight stinging in the target's back.
>>668107039
Please give me advice to what place i can take HER in first date?
>>668110981
I want chocolate.
>>668114425
from my point of view these threads are evil
>>668114177
que?
>>668114760
CHOCOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
>>668114884
give name get fortune
>>668114868
I'm not sure you're a good judge of that.
read my future please
>>668107039
Is there porn like this
>>668114868
I have the high ground.
>>668114692
An arcade, or bowling, or a nautical themed restaurant. As a friend of mine told me once, women love nautical shit.
>>668114661
So I should give her some alcohol, then.
>>668114760
Hehe... of course. I'll give you some too.
(Maybe the kind with liquor in it.)
>>668114868
Then you truly are lost!
>>668114884
I need your name.
>>668115178
yes
>>668115532
Morally or otherwise though?
>>668115178
Yes
>>668107039
I'd like to know my fortune. My name is Christian, thank you in advance.
>>668115116
I need your name!
>>668115178
I'm sure there is... somewhere...
>>668115668
Okay, more important question:
Has Zun ever cosplayed as Reimu and done porn of it?
>>668115717
Both. Also, you know you can roleplay in this thread.
>>668115871
IT'S ZUN YOU UNCULTURED FUCK!
Read my fortune you ,posible not female, shrine maiden. Name is Ginji.
>>668115532
you underestimate my power
>>668115609
Luis
>>668116006
ParSee
>>668115931
I have no interest in that.
>>668116006
That really doesn't work when your whole sentence is capitals.
>>668116151
You underestimate mine.
>>668116062
>posible not female
Whatever gave you that idea?
>>668115871
Probably in one of his drunk late night adventures.
>>668116304
Everyone is a male in the internet.
>>668116006
Whatever.
>>668115755
>Christian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "72".
Normal luck means it's mostly up to you.
>>668116062
>Ginji has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "63".
You have the same name as my pet turtle, possibly not turtle Anon.
>>668116156
>Luis has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "45".
>>668116514
there's not such a thing like "gender" in the internet
>>668116274
Was I speaking to you?
>>668116188
Shut up Yuugi!
>>668116567
What?
>>668116974
Does it matter?
>>668116803
thanks again, i think normal luck is the best kind.
>>668117071
Yes.
>>668117071
according to knife ears here it does
>>668116803
thanks for tell me the most obvious thing
>>668116905
Unless you go to tumblr, lots of genders there. Like 50 of them.
>>668117218
Why?
>>668117233
That's incorrect though.
>>668107039
Fortune plz, I'm Toshio.
>>668116803
Maybe I AM your pet turtle.
>>668107039
Hey babe, Chad Thundercock here looking for a fortune.
>>668117281
It's omikuji. They're very simple.
>>668117343
>Toshio has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "22".
It's bad, but not as bad as it could be. Wear more black this year and it won't be so dark.
>>668117702
Toshio again.
I shall change all my dark gray shirts to black ones. Thanks.
May I ask a second question, though?
If a objective is virtually unreacheable, should I try achieving it (even with the bad luck?)
>>668117461
You just might be. I've got my eye on you.
>>668117595
>Chad Thundercock has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "90".
Well, you might not be so lucky in general, but you might be GETTING luckier pretty soon... teehee.
Bumping the thread, I can't see it just dying.
Advice, i had a huge fight with a girl and we havent talked for a year, should i try to speak to her.
>>668118428
That depends on what the fight was about, how close you were and how much you care.
>>668118350
Dont worry i gonna be a good pet turtle, just feed me and dont microwave me please.
>>668118080
The gods do recognize unflinching effort in the face of bad fortune. I'd say go for it!
It was a huge fight there was a lot of insult, mosly for her part. We were really close, spend all day together 5 days a week for 2 years. I...really care about her.
>>668118428
Ah, she said it for me. >>668118657 I mean, a year is a long time to get over a fight, but it really depends on how bad it actually was.
>>668118694
Don't worry. You've always been good. You sure sleep a lot, though...
>>668118350
Tell me more.
>>668118948
Then maybe you should. You just need to do it with a sense of tact and be aware that things won't return to how they were for quite a while, if ever. Making up with someone after that long is a very difficult and gradual process, if she even accepts your attempts to do so.
>>668118989
Well lurking in 4chan is really exhausting for a turtle.
>>668110981
Don't you only give chocolate to someone you are confessing to though. Ignoring parsee's obligatory chocolate
>>668119898
Well then it's good we have a shrine maiden.
>>668119323
Noting to lose i guess, just gona YOLO and give it a try.
>>668107039
Read my fortune anon. Also check em
>>668120086
Then she doesn't love you Clown. Now run along and go play with some vampiric slut.
>>668120117
Yep, victory favors the bold and all that. Plus, it's better to do it and regret it for a while than to not do it and regret it forever.
>>668120270
It seems like your luck isn't that good.
>>668120117
Question. Have either of you reached out to eachother at all since you guys fought?
>>668118948
I'd say go for it... it's worth a shot.
>>668119323
You really said it better than I could have.
>>668119222
Oh, Chaaad~
-giggle-
...just kidding. I couldn't c**k Anonymous like that. That'd be cruel.
>>668120462
Aside from looking at each other when were are in the same room, not at all.
>>668107981
Heads
Up
Display
.
I don't understand the context of all of this either though, sorry.
Fortune plz?
>>668120550
I've been in that kind of position myself, so I kind of understand it.
>>668111531
I'm Tom, can you tell me my fortune this year? Not that it matters or anything... Still gotta work for things, lol.
>>668120415
>>668120415
She does to, its why we already dating she just hasnt told you yet.
>>668120675
I see, that's pretty rough. Best of luck to you
>>668120086
>>668120415
You can give chocolate to anyone on Valentine's Day you know!
>>668120270
>Not Dubs has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "48".
Well, what do you know.
Horny mode
>>668121040
Answer me seriously. Are you dating Clown?
>>668121008
Thx /b/rother
Hi, I'm K. Can I get a fortune?
>>668120891
I see. Yeah, I've been close a few times, I guess. Glad to have someone else with some life experience helping me out.
>>668120903
Yeah, it'd be nice if extremely good luck meant you'd get a huge inheritance or something, but...
>Tom has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "59".
Ooh... sorry...
>>668121716
It's good to be back, to be honest. Never thought I'd say that.
>>668121309
*takes a bite of an apple*
Isth mmph mphmko.
>>668121464
>K ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "38".
*gulp*
Woohoo!
>>668121867
It's nice to see that you're back
>>668122397
Not completely, but back enough for now.
>>668122389
*Punches you in the gut for pissing me off.* Now let's try that again. Are you dating Clown?
Hi. ^_^ I'm Kirstie. I has fortunez plz? :D
>tell your fortune
the insanity wing of this site is located on floor /x/.
>>668122389
I laughed. Such a silly waifu
>>668122799
It's not insanity, it's just harmless fun. I don't think anyone buys into it here.
>>668122752
*doubles over, coughs and chokes on apple chunks*
Agh.. mmph..
What the hell, Parsee! Why's it so important?!
>>668122752
>>668123121
Answer the question and you know why it's important.
>>668122528
Enough is as good as a feast
>>668122799
>>668123010
Next we'll be talking about our tulpas. Oh boy, think of all the wacky antics we can get into
>>668123447
Percy you seem a little high strung
>>668123591
Do I know who you are? I feel like I should.
>>668123447
I have no fucking idea! You two are the ones who seem to know each other from somewhere! Is this like a competition or something?!
