because i got some weed

Good porn

Because i'm not a pathetic anon that wallows in self pity.

I enjoy my life.

Why should I tell you? Fuck off shill

Because that's what they want me to do.

>>668030559
sauce?

My mom said no

>>668030559
>Because 4chan.
Obviously

Cuz I get some dank weed in 20 min

because I got a two pizzas on the way. Both for me.
Also fucking source it

>>668030559

Because i looked in the mirror this morning and realized i'm not chubby anymore.

dont have the money to get the right tools to make it without physical pain

>>668030559
Because I'm waiting for the sauce

>>668030559
Fucking an actual Japanese(asian whatever) woman look boring as fuck...

>>668030559
because i'm too busy planning revenge on the girl who date-raped me the other night. any ideas op?

>>668031552
Hang her by the nipples

My mind is too important to be wiped from this earth.

>>668031552
just do the same thing back >:D

>>668031662
she's a heavy grill tho

>>668030559
There is always something to look forward to. Those that are unhappy are those that stick to the same place, routine, lifestyle, rut. Once you break free from what binds you yall motherfuckers goin be ok

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>>668032065
ew. no. she gave me gono.

>>668032118
Then they'll rip apart

>>668030559
Out of ammos

>>668030559
My wife asks me this every day. I always tell her the same thing
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FUCKING BUSY RIGHT NOW?"

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Seriously, sauce tho

>>668030559
Because I have a paper due and I needs to get an A nigga I got plans. Ill decide to kill myself later when I have three shithead children and a whore of a wife working a dead end job just earning enough to pay the bills.

>>668030559
Because I'm not done fucking with everyone yet.

only thing keeping me alive is waiting on op's sauce

>>668032281
not trying to go to jail for this slag. just desperately want payback.

>>668030559
because of you /b/

>>668031325
this

>>668030559
I've got some homework to do.
Also I've never really been fit, so I'm on a diet and I walk in the park every morning.
I wanna see what it feels like.

Cause the Jews are still alive.

>>668032656
Here's what you do then, act like you love her, earn her trust, and get her nudes.. Then release them all over the fucking internet, and link them to her from a fake profile.

>>668030559
Because I have to go to work. Nothing else really.

>>668031552
Wait... you're an anon or femanon?

cause i gotta go to work at 5
and i just got some kush

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>>668032992
she's really not that good looking. i would never fuck her. that's kind of like punishing myself.

Because a better option than killing yourself is selling everything you own except a backpack putting all your money in that backpack and starting to walk...to my house so you can give me all of that money. Then you can kill yourself

Boxxy

>>668032254
Kek'd

>>668033303
You don't have to fuck her, just hang out and earn her trust. Then flirt and ask for pics after, from your computer.

>>668030559
Because i'm chicken.

>>668033340
Kill yourself that dumb cunt is cancer of the worst kind.
I'm waiting for my parents to die. Then I'm gone. There is just nothing that will make my life satisfying that's within the realm of possibility.

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Because I have found something I enjoy and am going to school for it. For the first time in 5 years I look forward to waking up in the mornings.

>pic related

>>668030559
Anyone post sauce for fucks sake already

>>668030559
the same reason as yesterday

>>668030559
Because in this world it's possible to fuck two japanese highschoolers with your best bro while they kiss each other.

I won't kill myself today because I live with a thick and sexy Mexican & shes off work today.

>>668033549
Same

>>668030559
Because I'm buying a bag of weed today

>>668030559
because tomorrow

>>668030559
>>668030559

sauce pl0x

I'm dead in less than a fortnight anyway, why bother rushing things?

because im trying to become a gorilla

>>668030559
japs really need to step up their production value, shit looks bad as fuck

>>668034214
Story plox.

>>668034527
They have a hard time seeing through their eyeslits. It looks good to them.

>>668030559
I want to see Deadpool. After that its up in the air>>668034371

Gonna ask a hot girl for a date tomorrow, can still do it afterwards.

>>668030559
Because I have to go to work and do my homework

It's too much work. Plus once i do that it's all over. Might as well stick around and die later. Cheeseburgers are good and i like playing with my penis, if i an hero that all goes away.

>>668030559
SAUCE DAMMIT

>>668030559
Grandma died
>inherited 50k
>bought some guns
>sit there in my room
>everynight
>know I could rack one and just do it
>nike
>figure once the moneys gone ill do it
>I have nothing else
>I have no one

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she might message me back today.

It is 1282 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date

Or 3 years, 6 months, 3 days excluding the end date

1282 days can be converted to one of these units:

110,764,800 seconds
1,846,080 minutes
30,768 hours
1282 days
183 weeks and 1 day
351.23% of a common year (365 days)

>>668036079
Would you consider killing me before you go?

sauce SDDE-394.

>>668036353
I thought about putting a post in here if anyone wanted to group up and have one last shin dig
>kinda like a cult
>but not really

>>668036445
Ayy bbe

>>668036445
Hey sweetie! How ya doin?

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>>668036445
I miss you.

Because life is easy faggots. Remember, up the stairs not across the road. No one likes an attention seeker.

>>668036455
but what about the funs you bought? shouldnt they go to a good home rather than rust in a locker

>>668030559
Bc i aint a faggot like u u dipshit lookin fuck wad. Ur mom was right to try n abort u. When she fucked up n the coat hanger scraped your underdeveloped brain you lost the ability to even try to fucking function you vegtable fuck.

>>668030559
because reasons

Because im working overtime

>>668030559
Can't really say that I won't. I called off work today to do just that. Only time will tell.

bumping for sauce

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>>668036339
its been 3 years since i touched her

>>668030559
Didn't want to.

>>668030559
i look forward to spring

>>668030559

As long as LEGO bricks exist, I will never kill myself.