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>suicide is not an option
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>>667890775
Easy, left.
I would gargle that cock for weeks on end.
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kill both

easy
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ill take both please . those are the women of my dreams
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>>667891052
you would have to share it with me.

i love that girl.
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>>667890775
Is the one on the left a trap? Either way her happily
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>>667890775

I pick to walk down a nigger street like this.

Technically not suicide.
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>>667890775
The Cabbage patch lookin' bitch
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>>667891183
that is so edgy right now
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I pickfor jay to fuck the brains out of schumer
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>>667891194
>i love that girl
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Someone post Bailey Jay cock please.
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>>667891433
top cuck
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>>667891183
NO! MINE!
>>667891318
>5edgy3u roodypoo
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>not wanting a blow job from Bailey
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>>667890775
Bailey, obviously.
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>>667890775
as a general rule of thumb always go for the girl with the feminine penis
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>>667890775
i'd pick both tbh , but since you said i can only choose one i'll pick bailey , she is more womanly than that freak next to her
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>>667890775
i would pick the one that could fuck me in the ass
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The black hair one; not really into fat ones
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>>667891712
> from
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>>667891712
Best reaction I've seen in a while.
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>>667892313
but ur into penis
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not into dudes so neither
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>>667891052
dittoing
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>>667890775
Left

Less likely to get aids from the tranny.
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>>667892462
everyone likes penis you cis idiot.
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>>667890775
Bailey hands down. I'd love every second of it.
#nohomo
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>>667890775
left x 1000
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Milo

cause anybody with a nickname as ordinary as "milo" has got to be scary as fuck.
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>>667891194
>girl

Bruh...
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Who wants to start a Bailey threas? I think I'm finally starting to like it.
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>>667892854
ur finished dude
>goes trap
>never goes back
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>>667893229
i would get on my knees and worship that cock.
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Feet
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>>667893229
Barely Gay
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>>667893182
Nah dude I tried to fap to trap threads before but I was never able to finish. I could keep my boner going but nothing was coming or at least trying to come out. I was disappointed and went on xvideos.
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I would fuck the shit out of Bailey :D <3
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>>667890775
I pick the cabinet handle. My cock should fit in the space between it and the door.
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the woman

that's literally a man with long black hair
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>>667890775
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>>667893834
So..?
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>>667893834
That's the great surprise fam a dick
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>>667893694
is that david bowie
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the dude over amy any time

no homo
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>>667891183
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>>667891052
easily this. except only when miss piggy is the alternate
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>>667890775
Kill the pigfuck I don't watch the trannie porn so the other one doesn't offend me that much.
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>>667894046
Kek
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>>667891293
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only fags would pick the guy.
i'll stick with bailey because am not gay
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Two assholes, four tits, two mouths, four hands, a pussy and a cock. It's all there, what else do you need?
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>>667894107
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>>667890775
Left, no doubt. All hail Bailey, the true queen of /b/!
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>>667890775
>Pick 1
>suicide is an option
>Murder is an option
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>>667890775
Bailey. She's cool, smart, sexy and available. Amy Schumer is the opposite of all of those things.
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>>667891547
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>>667890775
Can I choose that cabinet behind them?
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>>667890775
At least Bailey knows how to deliver. Amy would pass out on you.
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>>667893910
i always imagine her penis tip pressing against my ass when jerking it to this one.
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>>667891578
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>>667890775

Bailey knows how to make a man happy, Amy knows how to make a man mad.

The choice is pretty clear here, anons.
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>>667891433
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>>667894498
>only fags would pick the guy.
>i'll stick with bailey because am not gay

That's a Schumer-tier punchline. You were made for each other.
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>>667891194
>girl
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>>667890775
Kill them all and wait to be gunned down by police.
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>>667894872
disgusting. no visible penis.
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>>667890775
I'd fuck the dude on the left, no question. Amy Shumer sucks/
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>>667893422
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>>667890775

Schumer. Not even close. One is a chick and the other is a mentally diseased man, anyone who answers otherwise is just a flaming queer.
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Bailey all day
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>>667893834
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>>667890775
I'd fuck the guy on the left in his asshole. He looks more feminine that Amy does. I'll just turn the lights off. A warm hole is a warm hole. I don't give a fuck.
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>>667890775
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I'm not picky, I'd take either. Just don't let me become a wizard
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>>667895620
you fuck amy with the lights off.

you fuck bailey with a film crew to remember the moment forever.
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>>667895147
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>>667890775
Right
Left have masculine penis
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>>667894470
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>>667893541
I don't think I've seen bailey taking it from a guy before. What site? Also is that dude wearing a wedding ring?
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>>667895783
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Bailey, no question about it.
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>>667895791
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>>667890775
You could not pay me to fuck Amy Schumer. No amount of money is worth it. Bailey, however, I'd fuck for free.
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oops forgot pic
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>>667896751
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>>667890775
Right, you know she knows how to cook breakfast like a pro.
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>>667890775
Bailey, 10 times outta 10. Wouldn't touch schumer with a ten foot pole.
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>>667890775
Bailey.
The fat pig on the right would be submitting to beastiality.
I will not do that.
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>>667896285
>Implying her tits are that nice looking
Nigga nooooo!
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>>667890775
left obviously!! who is the one on the right suppose to be? they got a bit of an ugly face
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>>667893834
Look I know amy schumer isn't funny.Or talented. Or really contributing anything to anybody, but at least let her be blonde dude. It's the only thing she has.
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