>>667646947
I'd pay two grand to sit outside her house while she takes a shit.

Nigger, get a fucking job. Once you do, 2 grand is nothing. I'd pay upwards of 15 to smash that ass and finish inside her.

Fucking 2 grand. What are you, 16?

>>667647213
Troll. I work 20 hrs a week and it would take me half a goddamn year to save 2k

>>667647213

15 that's chimp change bro. I'd pay like 10*2 or 3

>>667647358
takes me 3 months if i pay my bills and eat food

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>>667646947
doesnt matter how much you fucking pay
film it all sell to tmz
>get more money
>profit

>>667646947
it's like no other celebrity is worth a dime at the moment. they are either old, lesbian or almost out of entertainment insdustry because of lost productivity.

Income thread? Income thread!

>>667647358
I work 40 hours a week, but I'd save for a few months to tap that.

>>667649173
net 1050 EUR/mo

>>667649575
HOW MUCH
and name

>>667646947
Would probably pay 10k to fuck keira knightley

>>667649338
1500 EUR/month for 39 hrs/week. But I would do it for less, I love my job. I think, that's most important, as long as I can pay my bills.

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>>667650036
I'm down with this

>>667650859
name of the female - the amount you'd be willing to pay - net income per month

>>667646947
I'd pay $100 bucks to fuck Caitlyn Jenner.

>>667651685
I'm not sure to fuck her if she pays me 100 $.

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would pay $5000 to fuck Emily Osment
net monthly income about $1200

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>>667651989
face too round. looks like a dumb american who cant make sentences.
victora justice - 1500 eur

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3 fiddy

>>667649938
$5000 and it's Emma Stone

im an 18 year old and i will pay upto $5000 of my hard earn money to conceive katy perry.

10,000 for Chloe from five years ago.

>>667653493
why dont you have a seat over there

>>667653456
grow up. pussy should never be worth that much for a man, son.

>>>667653456
>grow up. pussy should never be worth that much for a man, son.

Grow down. Dick shouldn't always be worth that little for a woman, father

>>667654305
how old are you?

>>667654672
28

i wouldnt pay her shit for anything bruh gtfo

>>667647705
No one cares how much fake money you make.

I would pay $25,000 just for my dick to graze Katy Perry's pussy

I make 90k a year as a developer, I would pay 10 grand to fuck Bella Thorne.

>>667654909
damn. you must be filthy rich

I'd pay like a good $40 for scarlett johansson

i'd fuck taylor swift if she gave me 90 dollars i guess

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>>667646947
25k
Catherine Pierce from The Pierces.

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literally anything

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>>667655258
>Bella Thorne
ok shes yours. but no rough stuff

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>>667657186
>9gag
lol

>>667656837

Awesome film

I'd pay thousands for ellen page

>>667657588
shes gay. so you'd pay to rape her? and how many thousands.

>>667657694

i know she is lel

i'll say 2 thousans

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$10k in her wedding dress

>>667657336
>lol
what are you, fucking gay?

>>667650036
I will bid that up to 15k

>>667651989
She is super hot until you realize who her brother is and how much they look alike. Then it feel weird.

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You cheap bastard I'd pay atleast 13k to be able to fuck Carla

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>>667659140
if you are working class you are a fucking moron

>>667659140
You must be into traps

>>667659070
kek
yeah but I'd suck him dry anyway
would also love to watch him bust a nut in her sisterly pussy

>>667659070
>>667651989
she's not hot at all
what the fuck is wrong with you cunts

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5k$

/itt virginpoorfags fantasize about banging girls they are obsessed with
Or
guys that may not be virgins but surely haven't got any good tang recently

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>>667657336
Found it in google image

I would pay $700 to jerk off in front of Michael J Fox.

>>667659371
Eat a dick fag I go to a public Ivy leauge school I'm sure my parents would loan me the money

>>667659525
I actually am

I'd pay $1500 to fuck my high school crush. Only like a 7/10, but she was my best friend and not attracted to me physically. Plus she's super christian so im pretty sure shes still a virgin now, at 21.
I currently make no money, am a full time student. I have an internship over the summer where I'll be making $45/hr though, so id be willing to pay much more in September than now

>>667660013
false
I had sex 3 days ago

>>667646947
ZERO DOLLARS. It's just pussy, you gigantic fucking beta.

>>667660452
I'd pay 1501 to fuck her and watch you get mad. is that really your upper limit?

>>667660878
okay, sell me your penis for ten bucks

>>667646947
>>667647213
>>667650054
>>667652643
You're all fuckin' faggots if you would give any woman one red cent for use of their pussy.

Grow a pair and learn some fucking self control and you will get it for free. Women need to get fucked too. More than men do. Quit letting women think that they can manipulate you with their bodies and it will make it that much easier for you.

>>667646947
kaitlyn jenner

>>667660878
picture me spread my genes. joke is on you

>>667661116
you always pay for it in the end. you can keep lying to yourself

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I'd pay 10k to get a time machine to go back to 1992 and fuck Samantha Dorman bareback.

>>667647358
WHAT!? 20 HOURS A WEEK!
YOU POOR THING!

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All the moneys

>>667660997
Thats all i can afford if I switch to living on nothing but ramen for the next 3 months. Suppose i could also pick up a part time job and stretch that to 2.5k.

>>667661405
You can find her in real life she'd give it to you for less than 2k today. follow your dreams

>>667661357
I split meals with the chicks, we exchange gifts to the point of 0, the ones that I have lived with have payed rent, I'm not paying for shit. You're either retarded or doing it wrong.

They want to be treated as an equal, treat them as an equal. Make them pay their way and stop giving them money for sex. You'll get farther with them and you won't be a broke slob.

>>667647213
>2 grand is nothing. I'd pay upwards of 15 to smash that ass and finish inside her.

Heh. Idiots paying for pussy. You're a beta and a gigantic moron.

>>667646947
Anita sarkesian. I have a thing for dumb bitches

>>667662183
Seriously. If you'd pay $15,000 to fuck a girl, I'd love to meet you so I could relieve you of your money in some other, less creative way.

Staggering to me that people would even CONSIDER spending this kind of money on something like pussy.

I pay 100 bucks to fuck Barack Obama, but only if I get to fuck him to pieces on live TV, and it had to be broadcast live at the superbowl half time show, Michelle obviously needs to be there to so that she can say some kind words of encouragement while he's getting rammed by be me.

>>667662419

Faggot detected

>>667662127
and if they are broke they will stop hanging out with you since they can't sustain having fun

I have money, but can't think of anyone I'd actually ever pay to fuck.

Maybe like 1k for Scarlet Checkers?

>>667661890
Any ideas how to find her? Besides, she's 47 now. She's sexy as fuck. Surely she got married and had kids.

>>667662601
stop masturbating for a week and you will turn into pepe le pew

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>>667662498
"its gonna be okay barack nobody can fuck a man to pieces"
>mfw

>>667661779
every single one

>>667662893
google is your best friend

>>667663031
I've tried, not very helpful.

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2000k

500 for baily jay to F me and me F her (back in her younger days)

>>667663117
each orr??

>>667660452
Tell me about your internship

>>667663117
2 million for both or just one?

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I'd pay $1,989

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Would pay over 9000

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>>667664401
9 teen 90 nine

>>667664401
eww

>>667650859
U would be. Fag

>>667646947
Tbone beat you to it
even uncle terry hit that
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2014/09/blind-items-revealed-2841.html

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I'd throw a few dollars at her afterwards.

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>>667646947
THE

FUCKING

DOLLAR

SIGN

GOES

*BEFORE*

THE

FUCKING

NUMBER

YOU

ILLITERATE

STAIN

I SEE SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT NOWADAYS, AND IT JUST SETS ME THE FUCK OFF.

IT

GOES

BEFORE.

>>667666364
autism

>>667666364
not in my country

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>>667666364

>>667656472
this

two years salary to bang ariana

>>667647358
I make $2500 after 20 hours of work, get a real job, faggot.

>>667657186
everything i have for the joost

>>667659889
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>>667646947 (OP) #
THE

FUCKING

DOLLAR

SIGN

GOES

*BEFORE*

THE

FUCKING

NUMBER

YOU

ILLITERATE

STAIN

I SEE SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT NOWADAYS, AND IT JUST SETS ME THE FUCK OFF.

IT

GOES

BEFORE.

>>667667138
Not op, but nice e-stats faggot.

>>667667193
newfag

>>667666364
bait; pure and true

>>667661534
it's fucking slavery

my boss is always telling me what to do, always bitching about me showing up 10 minutes late. always telling me I have to follow food safety guidelines. Fucking bullshit.

Thinking about joining the army.

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What's wrong with them??
http://www.lovechan.site/
fck2

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>>667646947

Would probably max out at about $3K. I have a low sex drive so I don't value it that much.

A part of me would also worry the reality wouldn't live up to the fantasies in the spank bank. Stuff like "What if she just lies there?" or "What if her pussy smells bad". I've been with a few who just filled the room with the smell of their pussy and it wasn't a good smell.

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In all honesty...got like a bit over 1k saved atm, I'm only 18 and a senior in high school working a little over minimum wage, check every 2 weeks and when I work hard I get big tips...so probably 200-250 a check, a year of work equals roughly 5000k plus, ultimately would then spend 2000k plus a fat tip for 2 hours minimum of sex with Cara, dropping a couple more hundreds for a fancy hotel, lingerie and a nice meal afterwards, would repeat again several months later when needed with stress in life...lol

>>667646947
I would pay 0 dollars

>>667667365

If thats getting on your nerves and making you want to quit. DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY.

Or do, the military exposes you to that bullshit magnified 100x stronger. You'll fucking hate it. Maybe it'll give you a tolerance of civilian jobs bullshit.

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>>667646947
I'd pay a good amount for a threesome with Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss.
Not that I feeld I need to pay girls to have sex, but these two really turn me on and I do not believe there's a huge probability that I can make it happen IRL.

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Honestly, I would pay to eat her pussy out and drink her cum.

>>667667365
Maybe you shouldn't show up fucking 10 minutes late for work dumbass. No wonder you work such a shit job, you're a dumbass. And no shit you should follow food safety guidelines. My god, you probably flip burgers or some shit.

>>667647358

I'm saving 3 grand a month you useless fuck. I make 6 grand a month.

Guess what I do. You won't believe.

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ITT fags arguing about nothing as usual

Hey! Let's contribute.

>>667667365

>fed up with being bitched at for showing up to work late
>hurr Ill join the army

You realise if you show up anything later than 5 minutes early in the Army, you'll be turning up at 5AM the next day for an entire day of bullshit punishments and extra duty for whatever period your boss feels necessary?

>>667668874
gay pron

Not even a single Chloe post, I'm ashamed 4chan.

>>667669016

I shovel dirt and push wheelbarrow. A lot of times just driving a truck.

nanananananana

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>>667669052
I bet her muff smells like snuff. Yum

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I would pay $5,000 to drink her dirty bath water.

40k a year

>>667669206
I think her muff smells like coal.

>>667669272
I mean....dirty bathtub water...the farthest I would go is probably like sniffing worn panties or taking some of her hot legging and such...but for a much lower price, preferably 1000 to 2000 for a couple articles of clothes, certainly not anything 5000k+ for shit like bath water

>>667656702
wait, what?

Dodger did a shoot for playboy??

>>667664401
taylor isnt a whore so doesnt matter what you'd pay :)

>>667664401
I'd pay to smash just so everyone would know she's into BBC

>>667669722
low self esteem. some women would have actual sex with you you know. they like sex

>>667670049
Shes a tranny, iirc

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10k

I have about 25k in savings, but I no woman is worth spending it all for.

How much do you think it would cost to get your average girl to fuck for money?

(let's assume the guy is fairly normal and decent looking).

>>667669798
yeah, didnt show tits though fam

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>>667669798

>>667669127
have fun with the manual labor, pleb.

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5'000 to have Emma beg for my cum.

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About $1500 to fuck Cytherea. You can book her for about an hour for that, outside of vegas.

>>667670254
a dinner and 5 days of attention

>>667669272
This times 1000x

It's like the, "I'd drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass," copypasta, except I'd actually do it.

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>>667670210
why so salty anon?

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>>667670227
Not even a literal fertility goddess like Hayley Atwell or pic related?