>>667489515
false prophet

>>667489515
CATURDAY <3

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>>667489515
Dude sweet floor, post more.

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>>667489515

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>>667489515
moar of this fat lil shit

Post cats on toilets

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>>667489515
>mfw my owner is underage

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>>667489862
I posted the only one I had in the last thread

>>>/an/

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This is clearly the best kitty. One of his beans heals all your wounds and stills your hunger for 10 days.

>>667489824
Just the floor next time
I want to look at the pattern

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>>667490102

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>>667489767
K
>>667490030
that's not me in the pic

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>>667490190
hi angry Peter

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Another one

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I never understood the point of these stupid threads. Cats are for fucking women and sissyboys. Get a real pet.

>>667490102
>>>/lgbt/

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>>667490144

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Gentlemen, I present to you the High Lord Commander, master of all cats

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>>667490291

sage goes in all fields

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>>667490291
pitbulls are for niggers (of all races)

>>667490119
Are you tile pattern anon?

>>667490223
>attempting to start new caturday thread
wonderbrew
>claiming new caturday prophet
bad

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>>667490378
The children are waking up it seems.

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>>667490291
With you fellow anon.

>>667490291
Pitbulls are for niggers and tumblrettes who think they're discriminated against.

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>>667490291

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>>667490223
Yaaaasss, mind posting a close up at a 45 degree angle?
Pls more

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>>667490291
>>667490486

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>>667490486

>>667490407
Give a decent reason for cats being a pet besides hunting mice.

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About as annoying as trap threads

>>667490583
>mom, look at me, I'm pretending to be le 4chan legend XD
Seriously, this shit is so stale

cat people are so trendy

>>667490725
Fuck off i just want to look at his floor.

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>>667490291
A man that defines himself as man by the things he perceives to add to his manliness is not a real man.

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>>667490723

>>667489767
are you that anon that jerks off to tiles

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>>667490583
> 45 degree angle

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>>667490486

>>667490291
You must be new.

>>667490368
not really

>>667490721
>theyre cute
>theyre assholes,in a cute way
>they have more personality variations
>not shit,piss,slob,and bark
>no need to take out for a walk just let them out and they'll come back anytime everytime
>smart

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>>667490976

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>>667489515
pretender to the throne

>all praise longcat

>>667490819
Damn. I guess my weight bench and my .357 don't really matter and me and my pit bull really are a bunch of pussies. Kek. Kys kid.

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>>667489515
Okay. Here's is my baby Zelda

>>667490305
ooooh you're so hip

>>667491063
>cats are smart
thats all you had to say anon

cats 1
dogs 0

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>>667491103
big guns, big man?

kriminy isnt there a kontainment board for you?

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>>667490819
No I just cant stand fucking cats. How do you even bring females to your house when you have a feminine pet?

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>>667491103
mfw "kid" is smarter than this butthurt nigger

>>667491079
praise longcat

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Dansk brød!
Billede er ikke relateret.

Har i nogle danske nudes?

>>667491316
>mfw my cat relation with chicks got me laid twice in highschool

>>667491103
No, its all the cock sucking you do that makes you a sissy. And that closet full of pretty pink dresses.

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>>667491316
yeah, cause girls hate cats
derp

>>667491345
>that umaru statue
my nigger

>>667491193
My dog has a brain the size of a dolphin. He opens doors, gates, feeds himself, and he even knows how to single out the minority in any group!

>>667491316
nonretarded girls are best in that situation.. being not a dipshit is out of the cards for u but that would help..

>>667491063
Cats are smart? Thats the stupidest fucking thing I've heard all day. By the way, all organisms urinate and shit, deal with it.
>implying dogs aren't smart
https://youtu.be/dgIMSCKC1vI
Oh yeah, and none of those are logical reasons to have something as a pet. Dogs have been long time companions to humans due to their uses such as hunting capabilities.

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How surprising.

>>667490812
>>667490223
STAHP IT U FKN WHORE

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>>667491103
> weight bench and .357
ya but do you even lift ???

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>>667491316
Pitbulls are good if you like stupid redneck girls and niggerettes I guess

>>667490291
Agreed. Cats are either for really lonely people, or beta fags that like getting bossed around by a pet.

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>>667491644
Caturday on /b/. Who would have guessed.

>>667491103
Well you better not utter a word nor write, otherwise you'll betray the mindset of a boy.

>>667491729
Yeah, I got it for my personal health. I believe lifting for an hour or two a day is extremely good for your body.

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>>667491786

>>667491786
le epin troll XD

>>667491611
and why?
because you taught him that.
he doesnt understand it on his own.
cats ARE smarter than dogs.
the only difference is they arent blindly loyal.
cat respect

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>>667490291
that dog looks like a pussy to me

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>>667491543
I was watching this gif and listening to this. It matches pretty well.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TB3UCWERP3w

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>>667490812
Ty, could you please post one taking completely parallel to the floor like this one?
And please don't get your feet in the picture.

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>>667491878
I think you bought it just to talk about it...like your itty bitty gun, I mean .357

>>667491642
>dogs r smart herez a vid of dog doing tricks
thats loyalty out of idiocy and repetitive training with punishment and reward
>every animal shits/urinates
no they don't,not in my fucking livingroom
>hunting capabilities
fucking kek,tell me about how you go hunting with your doggo anon

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>>667491557

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>>667491991
>mfw i will never play with a giant kitty

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>>667491316
>implying any of these kids get laid.
I feel you bro. I never owned a pit, but I have a 145lb American bulldog. Only queers, pussies, and females own cats.

>>667490725
This. That guy is obviously trying to take in as much attention of 3 people as he can since he's a pathetic loser in real life.

you're not cool unless you're a hipster cat person with a gay beard

>>667491642
you can train a dog with ease.
training cats takes work.
>cats must be stupid
go to walmart. buy a rope. and hang yourself for the betterment of all mankind

>>667491991
That's not a common house cat though faggot. Nobody keeps a fucking panther as a pet. If cat owners did I would actually have respect for them.

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>>667492173

Congratulations trolls, you've derailed our caturday thread. All caturday advocates please ignore the trolls and continue posting cats

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>>667492214
hipsters own dogs. nice try though

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>>667492263
Without your respect anon I might not be able to carry on. Please change your mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7huhfpJ_rUM

>>667492247
Really? Is that why its so easy for lonely women to obtain housefulls of them and train them all with ease?

>>667492387
all cool people stay on this side of the line, all others are losers

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Mine

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>>667492263

>>667491316
A feminine pet? You must be really low on confidence that you need "manly" things to show the fact that you're a man.Are you short?Do you have a small dick?Because it seems to me that you're lacking something that would make others treat you as a man.So you want ... accessories that enforce that idea.

>>667491041
you just mad you don't own this amazing feline specimen

>>667491898
Not trollin, just facts cx

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>>667492557
Kitler

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>>667492645
Here's a fact - youre a faggot.

>>667492387
everyone who thinks like me is cool, everyone else is a troll loser

>>667492523
trying to process the amount of stupid you are typing is literally what causes stress tumors.
so again.
hang yourself

People that own exotic and rare animals as pets should be shot.

>>667492600
I bet he has a manly keychain too.
wow he must be a REAL man!>>667491316

>>667491889
Great representation of cat owners. The beta faggots/lonely GIRLS would pick that mess up like the little bitch they are for having a cat. KEK

sage
>>>/an/

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>>667492711

>>667490291

Not everything I own has to embody my masculinity, as I'm happy with the size of my penis.

>>667492247
>implying cats aren't stupid
They get caught in trees... They climb up trees and other objects...and can't find their way back down...

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>>667491786
pitbulls are like guns. for guys who feel a need to make up for a lack of manhood. (tiny dicks is what I'm sayin)

>>667489767
are you that tile faggot

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>>667492761
inadequate fag is inadequate. i bet his jacked up truck as fake nuts too.

>>667492609
again not really. your cat sucks, your furniture sucks, your picture sucks.

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Poorfag who feed street cats reporting in.

>>667492783
with happy darts

>>667492775
>the amount of "stupid" you're typing
Kek. That's ironic.

>>667492847
literally nothing you've jusy said has any basis to it,its only as if you were an absolute moron.

>>667490812
Are you still here?
Answer me
>>667492013

>>667492600
Lol no. It's perceived by everyone as a feminine pet. Don't get butthurt just cuz you like girly things

>>667492474
>pinkskin

Is this a Caitian being played by Jeffrey Combs?

this thread sullied the name of caturday. post longcat to redeem the thread

>>667492890
cats understood gravity enough that they could go up.
whats your dog do when he sees the squirrel in the tree?
stands at the bottom and uses power of BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.

>>667492933
But I thought that they are for niggers? Why don't you autistic cat owners make up your mind. You guys contradict your own opinions.

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Maggie, aka "Poopsplat"

She cuddles with me every morning, then proceeds to annoy the fuck out of me.

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>>667493001
thank you and keep up the good work sir.

>>667493063
>absolutely moron
>dog owner
captan fucking obvious

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>>667492685
This is what you get for rubbing yourself down with catnip.

>not necessarily a bad thing

>>667492974
I don't like trucks though !?

>>667493260
Cute little thing, seems mad though.

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>>667493371

>>667492761
>men
>cats
Choose one

>>667492685
Kind of sucks that the state was all like "you can't own a bobkitty, so either you give him away to some shitty park where he can sit in a cage, or we kill him". It's not even an exotic fucking pet in Murica. So you can't have one running around in your house, but you CAN get a hunting permit and shoot them by the dozen.

Fucking government. Always annoying, always retarded.

>>667493222
Or maybe because a dog doesn't have the muscle structure, bone structure, or claws that give it the ability to climb up a tree? You guys really are as autistic as your pets.

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>>667492173
Cats are kept small because it's safer for us and more manageable. Where large cats realize they are the ones in charge and will act accordingly. Where the bigger dogs get the more brittle they become. Also lb for lb cats are more adapted to be hunters. Where dogs are adapted to be scavengers and pick the leftovers of the cats meal. Too bad hyenas are more related to a mongoose than they are to dogs.

>>667493007
>with happy darts
If you mean an anesthic dose of ketamine, and then transported to a discreet location, to be chopped up slowly and feed to their pets.
Then yes.

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>>667493476
>men
>trying to live to anothers standard

pick one

>>667493001
>mfw dog owner faggots pay thousands of dollars on pedigree dogs just to keep them as an accessory to make up for their insecurity

OK you little dog faggots. Let me ask you a question: Do dogs have their own day? Nope.

So just fuck off

Cats 1
Dogs 0

>>667493420
She's in play mode. She gets the stink eye when it's playtime.

She also plays fetch better than any dog I've owned.

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>>667492600
Are you fucking stupid? I just like pitbulls because that's what I like. I have NEVER liked cats since I was a fucking baby. I would pull their tails and chase them around the house at 2 years old. If younask most MEN in reality and not on this site they will tell you the same thing. People who own cats are either really old, gay, or female. Or just pussy ass cockboys like yourself. I don't own a dog to boost my own ego I just like them. And if you like cats and your not older than 60 and your not female then hey.. i have some news for ya

>>667492933
I don't even like pitbulls? Lol. I like huskies. But it is obvious that kitties are for butthurt princesses like you fellas since you're all angry. Awwww c,:

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My child.
His name is Ash.

>>667493550
>dog barks for owner
>cat takes initiative
truth hurts anon

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>>667493726

>>667490278
he is lenin cat

>>667489515
God I fucking hate how Americans are always a day behind with everything.. it is Sunday where I am.

>>667493641
My dog comes hunting with me and is trained to defend me if I were to get mugged while walking him or if a home invasion were to occur. What the fuck is your cat going to do to a burglar?

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>>667493001
Nooo, I hate cat owners who let their cat outside.

>but, it's a "cat"

Yeah its your "pet" cat that you should keep indoors like you would any other pet you own.

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>>667493330
I try my best, already sell out a few things. But, if I don't feed them who will?

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>>667493726
Could you now tell me how much weight i need to give your opinion, cause right now it aint shit.

>>667493550
sooo cats ARE superior?

>>667493846
Sunday the 7th to be exact it is for me.

>>667493863
I don't live in a third world country anon

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>>667493816
This is my other cat.
His name is Pi.

>>667493000
looks like somebody didn't get hugged enough as a child

>>667493351
>calls people moron
>misspells a kindergarten word
KEK

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>>667493843
Peter and Lenin cat are the same cat.

>>667493914
For climbing. Yes. Name some other useful facts about your cat. Even though climbing isnt really useful unless utilized properly.

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Anyone wanna see Maggie play fetch?

>>667493001
Fuck you anon
Don't you know house cats being outside is the #1 cause of anthropogenic biodiversity?
You are destroying our earth by helping these vermin continue their existence, house cats kill billions of small animals every year. I do my part and kill any cat I see outside, be it feral or someone's pet, I'm not trying to be edgy it's not like I enjoy it in the slightest, I have cats myself out I can't ethically let a cat outside live.

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>>667493893
what country are you in? are there any local cat rescue organizations near you? A lot of places will catch stray cats and spay or neuter them and then release them again. that way they can't make any more.

>>667494181
Anthropogenic biodiversity loss, lol.
http://www.nature.com/ncomms/journal/v4/n1/full/ncomms2380.html

>>667494177
No

>>667493973
Neither do I.

>>667493878
>>667494181

Easy there brothers, they are all ferals, they're not mine, they just show up, and I share with them whatever I'm eating.

>>667494152
>Climbing isn't useful unless you use it usefully

kek

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>>667494181
This guy understands.

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>>667491316
I bet you let your dog fuck the girl for you.

>>667493914
To you beta fags, yes.

>>667494417
Yeah I know they aren't yours, I'm calling you an asshole because you aren't killing them like you should.

>>667490368
7.5/10
>>667490829
Gandalf/10
>>667491130
8/10
>>667491345
7/10
>>667491857
8/10
>>667492001
9/10
>>667492557
7.4/10
>>667493260
8/10

>>667494457
Hypnotic

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>>667494491
one day you'll learn what sage does

>>667494303
That bluenose is badass. He looks like he weighs more than I fucking do.

>>667494453
On a pet, yes. What is the point of a pet climbing somewhere if it's just climbing for the sake of climbing?

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>>667494181
I've had 6 indoor/outdoor cats. Can't even count the number of mice, rats, chipmunks, moles, flying squirrels, baby rabbits, birds and even snakes they've killed. Also fuck you.

lol if you own a cat your pretty fucking gay

>>667494744
You need to have your animals taken away from you. You irresponsible shithead.

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>>667494896

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>>667490291

>>667491103
I ate my weight bench and my .357 for breakfast...

WITHOUT THE MILK

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>>667494925
LOLOLOL no

>>667494950
>mfw LSD kicks in
kek

>>667494671
Exercise and for getting to safety. If a pussy ass dog gets into a fight with a bigger dog, it just gets killed. A cat, on the other hand, can climb a tree or a fucking house if it wants and it's away from danger.

>>667495033
DAYUUUUMMMMMM

>>667495047
Don't be supprised when your outdoor cats don't come back, because someone who cares about the impact they have on this earth kills them.
Fuck people like you for making me kill kitties.

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>>667490291
What did you say sissy boy?

>>667495329
>dog said chiwaahwaah
>i roared like lion

Fuck you I'm posting it anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPyc8NeUIU

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Hey /b/ my cat died on Thursday, was old as fuck but still sad. Here is Peach (daughter named her)

>>667491316
Why do you mutilate your dogs ears like your parents mutilated your penis?

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>>667495374

>>667494001
>>667493816
Question for other cat owners:

Do/did your cats wake you up at an ungodly hour to be fed? (How) were you able to change this behavior?

>>667495208
Actually no, like I've stated, I've trained my dog and he knows exactly where to strike on several different animals. You think I would let my dog be able to be killed by some stinky nigger's dog? Kek. Like Mark Twain said, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

>>667495563
9/10
good fetch cat /b/ro

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Angry kitter.

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>>667494896
If you don't own a cat and own a dog. You are pathetic and crave the most simple form of the thing we call "affection" from your animal. Cats basically make you work for the stuff we call "affection". Also if you don't own either then your are poor and should leave.

>>667494592
Whatever you say, memekid.

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>>667491644
Caturday
>doesn't get Caturday

>>667495424
Lions aren't housecats you inbred. Nobody would keep a fucking lion as a pet, they're far too dangerous and haven't even been able to be trained but by a select group of people.

>>667491440
>relaterede

>>667495838
Owning a pet is fucking stupid and weak.

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My cat likes to on my shoulder, next to my stupid fatty face.

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>>667495633
Continue to ridicule me, what you don't know is that I really am an elite hacker.
I'm tracing your up right now, say goodbye to your cats, I'll be sure to leave them all in one piece.

>>667495672
Throw full water bottle at door. They'll run.

>>667494571
fucking kek

>>667495838
I have my dog as a hunting companion and for defense. Also, I have had 3 girlfriends since I've had this dog. No need for attention.

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>>667496066
Guy Fieri/10

>>667496047
We've done it since we lived along animals. We are hunters and scavengers will follow hunters, over time that becomes a bond or domestication. So not owning or wanting to have pets shows autism. Duh.

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>>667495991
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Temple

>>667490291
I'm comfortable with the size of my penis

>>667494177
yes

>>667496442
your dog is too