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What would you say to your daughter if she brought this home?
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What would you say to your daughter if she brought this home?
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Nothing.
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Hi honey, I see the gender reassignment went well. Who's your girlfriend?
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Would love to see them blacked
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"fuck i cant believe im 60 already"
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>>667192472
Nice socks faggot
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>>667192472
I would genuinely be more concerned with why my daughter looked so fucking inbred. Fuck knows i do not look like that.
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>>667192472
no
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>>667192472
>this

top kek, son.
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Hi strange ugly girl. Hi black man. What are you doing in my house?
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>>667192472
you no longer have an inheritance
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>>667192472
I'm never going to reproduce specifically to avoid this scenario.
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>>667192685
nigger
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i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.

the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
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>>667192472
Is it house broken?, it's your job to feed it and it has stay outside

>I had a dog, but kids today…
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>>667193009
What have you been smoking
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>>667193144
mmm source to full vid?
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>>667192472
Now you are no longer my daughter i can fuck you too.
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put that back in the shed
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>>667192472
Ehh
>same as this
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>>667192472
I'd tell her never date a guy who skips leg day
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>>667192472
>You shouldn't have. Farm equipment is too expensive a gift for me to accept.
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>>667192743
Is this a better photo for you?
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Have my wife and daughter suck his nuts while he stretched out my asshole.
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>>667192472
I'd talk to him first. If he was polite and seemed like a respectable and educated young gentleman I'd be fine. If he acted like a hood nigger I'd have him leave and ground my daughter indefinitely for her own safety.
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>>667193009
God I missed this pasta. Thank you based anon.
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>>667192708
quagmire?
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>>667193009
This is particularly spicy pasta
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>>667192472
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>>667192472
Is his dick bigger than mine?
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>>667192708
>>667193783
lol
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hi honey, and ooga booga to your friend there.
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>>667193335
http://www.fuqer.com/videos/hotel-maid-walked-in-on-guy-jerking-off-3283.html
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>>667192701
Underrated kek
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>>667192472

Ask him if he got some weed for me
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Absolutely nothing, he wouldn't be coming into my house though.
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>>667192472
Honey, I hope you didn't spend too much for him.
Go put him in the shed with the others.
We'll put them to work picking cotton in the morning.
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How old is he?
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>>667192472
That for looking like a big nigger, she found a good trap.
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>>667192472
She wouldn't be my daughter anymore
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Lock him in the shed with the rest, then get ready for dinner.
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Wouldn't have a word. My shotgun would do all the talking.
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Get out of my house, nigger.
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>>667194084
lel
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"Honey, what have I told you about bringing stray animals home"
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>>667193009
I approve of this message
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hey (daughter) im glad to say you are getting disowned
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>>667192472
Oh Tyrese, i love your new Mexican Hispanic poc gender fluid girlfriend, thank god i voted Hillary
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>>667193701

this.

i bet he's a native of africa in the u.s. to play college basketball. those guys are usually good dudes -- if you over look their lack of fashion sense.
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Where'd you buy this fellow?

Lead him to the slave quarters, either way.
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>>667193009

i'm making my best tomato sauce for this pasta.
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>>667193144
that would totally happen in real life, yep.
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>>667192472
thank god the nazis lost the war
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>>667192472
I'm cutting you out my will.
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>>667194741
Thank god someone remembers drawn together.
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>>667192472
trump will make america great again...
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Haven't we talked about we having enough slaves ?
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be chinese as fuck
>how much money you make
then he either gets shot as an intruder or welcome to family
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I would ask why she is wasting all her african-trans-otherkin-SJW glory on a nearly white asian-looking girl.
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>>667192472
the girl can stay - I only have enough horney goat weed to do a threesome.
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I would say it's okay if she wants to be a lesbian, but I still would prefer her date a black girl like herself.
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>>667198008
pylsa
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Aww, just like mom.
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>>667192472
I would ask why she's older than me, then I would try to remember the last girl I fucked. Check em
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>>667192472
"Well, do you play golf?"
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>>667192472
"hello nigger"
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