I'm pretty good at parkour...

i play video games

>>666972250
You go to a freerunning gym for that or you just wander around the neighborhood?

I'm awesome at fapping while at work

Cooking, fucking, lifting, humor.

The downside is I'm not a handsome man. At all. Fit, but not handsome.

>>666972092
I am kind of a jack of all trades kind of person. I'm really good at video editing, and photoshop though.

>>666972429
I don't go to a gym but i practice with a group of friends, usually we go around areas that have close buildings together. i've been doing it for 6 years now.

Skiing

>>666972411
Steam name?

I can go for a long time without talking to anyone

im good at spotting shitty threds.
this is one.

arguing with others, video editing (kinda), photoshop and being a big dick when i want to be

I am drummer and gunfag. Also I am too bad in English.

>>666972092
plumbing cookin and concealing a boner

>>666972849
This. And collecting lots of porn.

I can breath all day unconciously

I can play piano quite well. I'm not a master, but still can play turkish march or an maple leaf rag.

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>>666972092
Im the bass player and lead singer in a prog rock band and i compose chiptune
I also play guitar, piano, saxophone, clarinet and ocarina

Pic related is my chiptune alias

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So far: Nothing except procrastinate my inevitable suicide

>>666972092
I can cum over my head.
Mortar penis.

I read. I read obscene numbers of books every month.

i can lift heavy things, vape high nic without coughing and masturbate 5-8 times a day.

thats about it.

>>666972092
Lucid dreaming

>>666972561
are you me ?

Literally nothing.I spent 8 years playing Dota and my MMR is 2600.
Whatever I do it a complete failure.Having low IQ really sucks.

I'm kinda good at drawing, but I feel like everyone is in some way

I'm alright at English, grammar, spelling, that kind of stuff, unfortunately it's good for nothing since almost everyone speaks it

Once i got second place in a world championship of freestyle skateboarding...
Now im attending dental school...
And i collect movies, CDs and videogames...
Thats all..

>>666972092
Being a racist cuck

Well I'm good at mmorpgs

>>666972092

I'm a good writer with over seven thousand followers, world-wide.

I'm also a good composer. Not great but good.

Have a sample of my music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYwdvyhL0oI

So what if it's pone music? It's not the only thing I compose and you can't deny it's still good.

I'm also a furfag and a Brony but don't let that make you think badly of me.

>InB4 fuck you furfag

>InB4 fuck you ponyfag

>InB4 anything else negative.

I'm not gay, but I can suck dick really well

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i like to draw, here is the proof.
https://www.patreon.com/n7vega

>>666973061
Go back to tumblr and be an edgy fag over ther.

>>666972092
video games I guess
if that even counts

>>666973665
I relate...

>>666972092
I can down in madness, i can be a crazy guy, but after that i dont know when and where i gonna be normal again cause' i can't feel time and feelings and other things in that case

Shitposting

>>666973736
Boy do you need to work on your anatomy and proportions.
Good job, though.

>>666973736
>https://www.patreon.com/n7vega

Wow! Great stuff! You have a really good, clean style.

>>666973759
I thought tumblr was a happy place filled with delusional cunts and feminazis

>>666972092
I'm good at complaining... and fapping...
and I need to use the bathroom many times... so I guess that makes three
Oh and also I'm very good at hating and being alone

in all seriousness though, languages are my passion, and art sometimes(the latter is just a hobby) , I want to be a translator(inb4 be an engineer or die) translating books, poems websites and shit like that.

Otherwise I got nothing else.

>>666972561

>Be fit

>Have confidence

>Have mucho dinero

>You'll have babes lining up at your door.

>That's all it takes.

>>666972092
I can recite the alphabet:
A B D
no wait...

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>>666973722

you brownies are always so humble aren't you

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>>666972092
I'm good at sucking cocks.

I am the ultimate IRL support. If you have an idea, I can follow you to it's grave.
I have a ridiculous amount of energy, if i drink coffee I double that.
I have a personality to make simpleminded people around me happy.
I am not afraid of death.

>>666973759

>Too late!

>Welcome to Tumblr 2.0

>Be nice to your new overlords.

pretty much get it the top tier of any game I play..

hearthstone, diablo3, wow etc

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im really good at smoking weed. thats my only skill.

>>666974227

It beats being a painfully insecure little fuck like you!

>>666972092
I cook so well you'll fuck me regardless of your gender and orientation.

I am good at making people upset

>>666973722
>InB4 anything else negative

Are you lost mate?

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My only talent is being able to commune with succubus bitches. It's a great talent tho.

im decent at league i guess. thats about it

Shitposting, I'm good at that.

I legit have no talents. I like working out, and appear to be good at it compared to people who don't work out, but compared to anyone who's been doing it as long as I or even close to, my strength and physique are fairly average.

I also love gaming, but get eliminated pretty early in tournaments, which I attend weekly

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>>666974469
Oh my...

>>666973068
mild kek

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>>666974513

Nope! Not at all. I know exactly where I am! Do you?

>>666972092
>my talents is computah.
>but i dont like working with computah.
>need to find something within computahs that is slightly interesting.

If you put me in front of any car I can probably fix anything that's wrong with if

shitposting

I can shove a banana up my ass and pull it out of my throat.

>>666974608
That's just anyone. You look at really good artists, you'll always be able to find someone better than them. Same with actors, singers, scientists, anyone in any sphere really.

So don't worry and keep on keeping on.

>>666974675

>Porn!

>Problem?

>(And Capcha needs to stop showing me pics of pancakes. Pancakes? Pancakes, dammit! It's making me hungry!)

>>666973722
You're pretty good at music my friend. And honestly I didn't know bronies still even existed. You guys are kinda dying out.

>>666974469
But do you cook southern like I do, you know, the stuff people actually eat

>>666973088
I expected your vocabulary to be bit more flamboyant, after consuming massive amounts of literature

>>666974313
>make simpleminded people around me happy

They won't be happy if you call them simpleminded

>>666973088
You remind me of a friend of mine

>>666974313
You sound like an awesome person. I would be thankful to know you IRL

I have a knack for always being right.

>>666974570
is that you dun

I used to play tf2 in ugc, does that count?

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>>666972092
I can suck myself off if that counts as a talent.

>>666974675
Build them. It's what I do. And I love it.

Good at Geography, History, English, Aiming while throwing shit and Parkour.

Not much else TBH

>>666974810
post pics

I can write pretty good and also have practiced juggling and playing piano for about six years

Video Games. Shit like Fallout or Mass Effect

>>666974180
>Have mucho dinero
all you need tbh fam

Drawing

>>666974954
I don't call them anything bad.
Being simpleminded should not be an insult.
No brain no pain they always say.

Rolling blunts, bo3

>>666974881

Thanks, /b/ro. Like I said I'm not great but good and, yeah, there's more of us around than ever.

But, still, I can see why you think we'd be dying out.

The small but very vocal (and usually very fucked up) part of our community has grown tired of sticking it in everyone's faces, which is an excellent thing because it's helped to let all the Bronyhate die down, not that it's completely vanished, yet, but there's a lot less of it.

Honestly, I'm the first to admit that, if you do a comparision, I'm probably one of the least talented Bronies out there. There are others who are infinitely more talented than me.

That just makes me proud to be part of such an incredibly talented and versitle community.

>>666974885
DEEP-FRY ERRYTHANG YEEEEHAW
>fuck off hick

>>666973053
Yo man, dunno if you're still in the thread, but I listened to your chiptune Another Journey and it was really good! You have an awesome style

Keeping calm in all situations i suppose

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I'm pretty damn good at Mega Man(X)

And losing things

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>>666975168
No fuck you

>>666975456
megaman is an honourable thing to be good at. respect /b/ro

I'm really good at listening. I know that sounds kinda gay but I can figure out a lot about you if you give me an hour.

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>>666972092
I have no talent.

I'm in the top 5 players of Castlevania 64 in the world, in terms of speedruns.

>>666975579
That's very respectable, you should be proud of that skill. So many people don't listen nowadays.

>>666974948
Nah, dude. Grew up in the boonies of PA outside new castle. I just have an insatiable passion for books.

>>666975339
fucking gay. i know bronies irl and not only do they have no talent but they steal my oxygen. bronies should be round up and gassed.

>>666975605

That's not true! You're demonstrating a most excellent talent at being talentless. That's a rare thing!

>>666975719
turn gassing bronies into your talent, let your children reap the rewards you sow

Debate

>>666975795
i disagree

>>666972092
I'm a extremely good liar.
I'm a good fighter.
I'm very adaptative
I'm good at sex (but not good at getting it ç-ç)
And i'm good at writting, english is not my natural language so my gramatic here is bad as fuck, but in my natural language i'm extremely good at writting storys, speechs and musics and i'm better at grammar than 99% of the people on my country.

Music of all kinds. I can play at least 3 instruments in every group at a professional level and I can write music. All this, and i'm only 18.

>>666975719

Wow! How unfortunate that you've met only the shit-tier fucktards. Must be your karma.

>TOPKEK!

i'm pretty good at masturbating

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Blacksmithing. Hard to make a profit though unless you like making knives.

>>666975374
I was born and raised in Philidel.. California and have just loved the idea of shit like southern biscuits and gravy, so I cook comfort food for people

Occupation: Boss
At: Smokin weed

>>666975378
Thank you mate! I was waiting for a possible reply, you really made my day :D

>>666975564
Thanks man, my friends all play Mobas and FPS so they don't get it.

>>666975889
That's fucking sick. Is knife-making the blacksmith equivalent of selling out?

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>>666975836
>I'm a masterrace

>>666975940

Post links! I wanna hear!

Euehdg

Playin' drums.

Music, I can play at least 3 instruments in every group at a professional level and write complex orchestral pieces. I'm also really young (18).

>>666975836
Where are you from ?

>>666973237
>>666974180

It's true. You don't have to be the best at anything. Just be in shape, make decent cash, be confident and back it up by being a fuck she doesn't forget.

Life isn't complicated.

>>666975977 (Nice dubs)
>>666975981

Knifemaking's an awesome art and takes a shit-ton of skill, takes years to master.

Kudos!

Mine is a little weird, prodigy at running massive equipment, in my off timr I'll take construction jobs just to be an operator for fun.

>>666975977
i started out gaming on the sega master system, alex the kid in miracle world. Platforming with skill is a fucking art my friend, fps is for twitchy kids and mobas are just for cunts. Wonderboy is my drug.

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>Tfw wizard
>Talented in the arcane arts
>Nobody will ever know of my feats
Meditation is key

>>666972092
Dunno. People say I'm good at sucking cocks.

I'm good at not giving a shit

>>666976160

>This /b/ro gets it.

>>666976106
I'm sorry for this, but are you any type of oriental?

>>666974245
prove it faggot

I cant believe even there are some people who lie shit so they look like some demigod with a giant dick and even bigger brain , they still are not aware of the fact that it's 4chan.

Rhythm games. Used to be high ranked on Osu Mania but I gave up on the grind.

>>666976271
kekeled my shekels out

>>666976106
Are you squidphysics?

>>666976121
I'm from Brazil.
I already know.
Nigger
Silva
Shitskin
Monkey...
Am i forgetting anything?

>>666976015
https://m.soundcloud.com/densmore-phaser-796933121/villa-ramone

https://m.soundcloud.com/densmore-phaser-796933121/thats-why-i-call-her-honey

https://m.soundcloud.com/densmore-phaser-796933121/impact

There you go man ^^

>>666976380
I was in the top 200 players for Rock Band 3 pro drums several years ago. Also got paid $150 bucks for doing alpha testing for Harmonix in Santa Monica playing Expert guitar. Fun shit. And they gave me GH Metallica for free at the end of the testing session.

Not eating meat and not telling everyone every 5 minutes

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I tied with valedictorian of the class in the hardest mortuary college in the country.

I know how to get laid by 7/10s and under i guess

I never cough smoking weed

I can mimic most metal screams

>>666972092
>passionate about
Singing
>better at than the majority of people
Fuck no lol

>>666976265
Prove it

>>666975147
Hell yeah

>>666972092
sarcasm and for some reason art

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I'm a good camera operator and editor. But stuck in a bad company that pay shit.

I can make myself cum for as long as I please.

>>666973053
What do use to make the chiptune m8, ive been wanting do some of that kinda stuff for a while

>>666975174
well; "I can write pretty well.."

>>666976514
At my prime I was about #197 or #297 in the US. Also, nice. I only played rock band 1&2 lol. Fun with friends

Video editing and music production.

>>666976781
Can you say where you work? I'm interested in this

>>666976510

That's really good! I especially liked Ramone.

Still, first thing I thought of when I heard your stuff was "Why isn't this part of the OST for Undertale?"

It's stuck in my head, now! I'll never be able to finish that game without listening to your stuff, now!

>KEK.

>>666976461
I actually like Brazil
there are niggerz? I'm sorry
but you guys have some hot chicks
and carnevals look awesome
And fazenda

>>666976781
Where do you work?

Movie making, acting, music, humor.
The neck beard ones.

>>666976461
Oh and big dicked latinos
I would try one once

>>666977011
Yeah dude I thought of Undertale as well! Good shit

If I was good at something I would be making money off of it.
And don't tell me to get good at something, if I could I'd be rich right now.
I can't even write a sentence without having to go back and put in the word I skipped over.

>>666976988

Switzerland, I work for in a international news company for now...

>>666976461
Obrigado Brazil, bro. No hate from this guy.

>>666975981
No, its just not what I enjoy as a smith. I prefer ironwork like candelabras and tools.

Decent at knife throwing and makinf knives. Writing too.

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>>666977105

Yeah, the music has that Undertale feel to it. Nice!

Here! Enjoy some delicious Goatmom-y goodness!

>>666977274
Magnificent. Do you have any pictures of your work?

'batin!

>>666972987
kek

>>666977011
>>666977105
Thank you guys!
It's really a satisfaction to know there's people who like my stuff!
One of my drems would be to compose the ost for a video game in an old chiptune style
For example Scott Pilgrim, melting rock killer riffs and old style chiptune sounds and effects

>>666974885
People eat lots of things around the world friend. But yeah I can make some finger lickin good eats.

Voice Acting

btw who screencaped the legendary get? I missed it
>>666666666

>>666972092
I'm great at making houses out of index cards. I don't mean little triangular structures, I'm talking sprawling cities that take up my whole living room floor, with thousands of cards used.

>>666977087
>Big dicked latinos
Brazilian tend to have like, 16cm dicks. We're not big dicked LOL
>>666977032
There a lot of niggers, but we have many mixeds (hottest chicks ever, black woman botty and white woman face) and whites too, so it's cool :v
Carnevals look awesome but they're not that good, they create a lot of problems and people just have sex in the middle of the street like it's nothing. Even a minor can have sex with a stranger and go away in the middle of the crowd.

>>666977073
See :
>>666977150

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>>666972092
seeing auras. talked to some witches about it and i definitely am grateful for the gift in sight. still a pagan though and working my way up to learning witchcraft. my third eye is wide open.

>>666977645
I missed it too

I heard it was some loli May shit tho

>>666976898
I use only famitracker for now, really easy to use, you only have to watch a few basic tutorials

>>666977645
I didn't screencap but i witnessed it.
It was big boobed loli being tit fucked.

>>666977604
Well yeah lol of course southern food isnt the only style i can cook, but thats one of my favorites because i know me and my fam all love it

sucking dick

>>666976665
Ha

I can fap more than 10 times a day, play drum and guitar almost decently, not eat for a few days while still being functional, and stop giving a fuck about anything.
Also I'm getting into hypnosis.

Smart enough, I guess, with a medicine and physics degree to back it up.
I'm kinda all over the place. Took up poledancing a few weeks ago and going to compete in national championship this year due to gymnastics background.
The amount of shit I try to see if I like it is off the charts.

>>666977688
16 is not that little
its average
remember, people in real life are not like here, they dont take 40cm horse cocks inside without any problem...

My talent is getting these dubs
also >>666977777

>>666977717
if your third eye is open summon a succubus. bitches are crazy but it's fun.

>>666977736
Awesome, maybe ill try that today!

Pretty decent at abstract thinking compared to other people

>>666977867
I tend to stick to French style cuisine. But to each their own. As one fat, creepy bald man said "If it looks good, eat it!".

>>666978033
>I can think
Is that really your excuse for not having a real talent?

>>666977387
Just took this, not a great pic.
The bigger work as at my parents house, I still do most of my work at my father's forge.

>>666977688
well
" and people just have sex in the middle of the street like it's nothing"
Thats ideal for me

Masterbation into a sock. Paying a Thai hooker the equivalent of $16.80 to suck the jizz out of my nuts. Being fat. These are things I exceed at. True story.

Now go be a nigger somewhere else.

Fucking amazing at drawing and a genius in maths kinda fit not extremely though

>>666973053
Yo my last name is Barkman

>>666977980
But those are quints, not dubs.
These are dubs, however.

>>666978128
Topkek, good on you mate

>>666977150
So high can't grammar shit

>>666972092
My talent is being a disappointment to everyone I meet.

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>>666978204
Shit, here.

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I draw

>>666977992
idk man. communicating with with the spirit realm is one thing, but summoning a succubus? sounds like trouble. I'm tired enough as it is don't need some spirit that i call on to purposefully drain my life force indefinitely.

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I can beat most people at fighting games. Im decent in competitive scene. Ive won tcg tournaments. Im not a drop out and i got 2 semesters left so i guess thats a talent

>>666976223
Heh, my little cousin has it too. Has loved construction stuff since he could say "bulldozer", now he's 15 and has a bigger amount of construction equipment pics than I thought one could take before getting sick of it.

I can repair pretty much anything, I'm an electrical guru, an automotive expert. I can paint, draw and write. I can build anything. Simple things.

>>666977580

You're welcome! When you're good at what you do it shows!

I don't think you'll have too much trouble fulfilling your dreams. Have you contacted anyone in the game dev community yet? If not I think you should. I think you'll do well.

>>666978242
Well it's the song for you m8 :')

>>666972092
Moar like dis

>>666977580
Don't stop doing what you're doing! Keep at it. It's good!

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>>666974227
I don't fucking know why I lost my shit at this. Maybe because I'm a horsefag, maybe not, I dunno, but fuck. Anyway, talents... I used to be able to eat myself out. I do a bit of writing sometimes, too. Meh

>>666978375
pretty nice.

I can pick up any sport really fast

Fucking genius at maths an drawing
Iq of over 140 (european standards)

>>666977657
How do you construct them?

>>666978283
Cheers

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>>666978469
Here's an old drawing of mine.

>>666972092
Making people mad for my amusement

>>666977356
Thanks for the Goatmom!

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>>666978362
Damn, dude. Respect. Would buy/1000

>>666977873
What type of hypnosis do you do?

Math, videogames.

>>666978489
Thank you :D Well there are some game developers following me on twitter, but I dont really know where to start
I was looking for maybe a chiptune label, like 8bit people but they dont accept requests :/

>>666978192
I can think really well. Thats my excuse for a talent i guess i dunno

>>666977992
>>666978400
Y'all joking? How do you summon things?

Im a damn good shot with a rifle.

>>666978362

Nice stuff! Well done.

>>666978222
nice trips mate. congratulations on being a fat.

>>666978224
What do you draw?

>>666978569
Really appreciated man, this is what keeps me on doing it :3

>>666973266
its better than having a high iq and realise how much you really suck

>>666972092
I'm really good at shooting and driving. Yet I hardly do either of those things.
>mfw live in Canada
>mfw live in inner city/real urban area
>mfw never do what I love

>>666978429
What fighting games do you play?

>>666978375

Good stuff. I like it!

>>666978895
Anything really
Im best at bodies and faces

>>666978660
Damn, that's awesome! Cool style

>>666978943
Tekken!

>>666978747
I don't do anything really, mainly been reading books and listening to mp3s. I'd go for ericksonian though, the idea of assisting people regaining control of their thoughts and behavior sounds awesome.

>>666977130
Me too man. You got ADD?

>>666972092
Most of the guy here are good at being stupid faggots.

>>666978829
put a pen or a pencil between your eyes and meditate on that feeling, it's your third eye. meditation is key.
>>666978400
do it man it's worth it
>endless lolis

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>>666978592

>Enjoy!

>>666972092
i make music and im damn good at it but no one notices it sucks i would like to get some kind of recodnision for my work

>>666977996
Yeah, give it a chance
You can also try Lsdj with a Gameboy emulator or the actual gameboy

>>666978829
with meditation and magick. find info online if you must.

>>666978222
Wait, what? How the fuck are you getting BJ's for under $20

>>666978244
>tfw you get dubs and no one notices

>>666978690

You're welcome.

>>666979061
Also, been reading NLP for dummies.

>>666972092
Killing the mood. Being a wet blanket. Making people feel uncomfortable. I actually considered charging for my service. Roomate's friends keeping you up? Invite me over and I'll clear the the room.

>>666978778

Start here:

http://www.moddb.com/forum/thread/chiptune-composer-wanted

You never know, they might hire you.

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>>666979140
Das sum gud shit boi. As is horsefag tradition, I must now share porn as well. Take some humanised horses, you insufferable faggot.

>>666976781
This is one of my editing work I've done for the fina championship : https://youtu.be/xHSNcKN1O1U

Enjoy

>>666979153
>>666979121

Any summoning stories?

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>>666979451

I kek'd!

Here! Have some more!

>>666976227
Any more recent games you are in to?

Sorry for the late reply

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>>666979196
Is that even a thing?