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New make yourself thread
Make yourself using this website http://www.zanorg.net/bouletmaton/ and post so anons can rate you
Here's mine!
>>666971056
https://youtu.be/Xc1PHk9FhIk
Great thread 9/11
Got it as close as I could.
Hair's not this weeb color
>>666971302
Charming :)
>>666971819
Ayyyeee lmao
R8 me fggts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
Bearded, as fuck.
I have crazier eyes, tho
>>666971056
cute, would date/10
love green eyes
>>666971056
i just wanna be loved
>>666972104
Is that 2015 man?
Hipster trash
r8?
>>666971056
Sup brah, i see we both have sun-cancer.
>>666972263
Awe thank you so sweet but I have a bf sorry :/>>666971773 this is him, he also made me look
>>666972487
Yeah, I'm pretty pale tho I don't really tan
Accurate
5/7
>>666972546
Kek
>>666971056
Afro is actually way bigger and nappier
>>666972276
You not gonna get that from me already taken
They even have the same unkempt balding hair.
>>666972647
>Accurate
>>666971668
Let me see the real cat.
im a trap r8 me
>>666972741
aint nobody want cho punk ass
Boulet on t'as cramé comme ta tartelette au fraise
>>666973428
10/10 would suck & fuck in the butt
23 year old hip hop artist
once i found the problem glasses i knew what i had to do
>>666973563
Strawberry tarts are delicious
>>666973272
Here's one, I have another that is a fat ass tortoiseshell, who refuses to leave the couch.
accurate
My boyfriend
>>666973797
Adorable
doing this reminds me how much i hate myself
>>666974094
let's be friends
Close as I could get
>>666972383
You look good
pretty accurate
>>666974611
underage b&
R8 m8
>>666974702
nigger/10
>>666974176
Thanks mang.
random Saitama gif for y'all
And me!
>>666972193
>>666972798
>>666972928
Are you related?
cancer
Here my /b/ros
>>666974611
Damn you look young, what's your secret
>>666974268
One of my good friends has red hair but really doesnt look much else like me and is also much taller. Every asks if we're brothers
Tried as close as I could.
Why does everyone look so apathetic?
Enjoy the ments.
>>666971056
No curly afro available -.-
Imagine the scarf is a blanket and it's basically me
>>666975299
Woops, here we go
>>666975398
you look super cute, do you have an actual picture?
>>666975494
Back to real life. It's time
almost an hero
>>666975606
Hard to rate without tit pics
>>666975494
Sure, just gimme a second to take a good one
>>666975606
10/10 would shekel for goy
This looks eerily like me
>>666975755
just do it
OR
stop being a faggot
>>666975845
What is the office you work in like?
pretty much this
>>666974741
be my wife
Grossly accurate
>>666975299
u expect /b/tards to be bunch of cheerful liberals?
>>666975956
Bet you're the highest level WoW player in your group of friends.
>>666975759
no fuck you, I don't have to do shit because I wasn't attention whoring on cam. This is a goddamn avatar thread
>>666976113
Please do not fuck me.
But do post them lovely lovely breasts.
>>666975494
>>666975824
Here you go, picture as promised.
>>666976113
Stop whining and post em
>>666976336
dang, i was right, youre adorable
funny how everyone uses the same eyes
>>666976336
what a fag/ 10
>>666976469
i like your eyes
>>666976420
Thanks!
>>666976113
I jew not care about tits, but would like to see face
>>666971302
alternate
>>666976088
You got the WoW, part correct, the friends part, I don't have any, that plays.
>>666976469
with slightly longer hair
>>666976336
would gay / 10
>>666976719
Man bun, wow. What a douche-bag.
>>666976719
Man bun/10
>>666976628
now i wish i hadnt asked you to post a pic because im smitten
>>666976813
yep. and i cleanse myself of your shite
>>666976721
If only I'd guessed that you over use the comma.
>>666976920
Whilst maintaining a Snow-Man shaped head decoration.
You handsome motherfucker, you.
>>666976955
> over use the comma.
>/b/
>>666976955
*dramatic pause intensifies*
>>666976909
I don't habeeb you
>>666972676
Sexy
>>666976778
Am bi/10, so you've got a chance fellow anon.
>>666976919
How about you show yourself in return?
>>666976909
impossible
>>666972670
There's no way you're perfect
>>666976920
are you that guy that uses a wooden comb and posts in the stats threads?
>>666977035
i didnt realize it.
now i have a halloween costume idea.
a baby carrot, maybe 2 small cotton balls, and a ribbon.
itll be like a mini inversed color snowman
>>666977217
...i dont start them, if thats what you mean
Old 30 yo man ...
>>666977163
sorry man im a derpy man-trog, dont want to post my ugly mug ):
>>666977255
kek no it'd be a colored snowman
>>666977418
giant huge bitch detected
>>666975113
Jack?
>>666977397
No worries, I appreciate the compliment though!
>>666977452
10/10 would make dinner for
>>666977163
well probably, where are you from?
>>666971056
im a faggot
>>666977515
This picture is me on the inside, my real identity if you will
>>666977660
gg anon I habeeb it
>>666977660
neat
>>666977163
got kik?
>>666977686
The UK, so a britfag here
>>666977740
A trans-nigger ayylmao?
no, not a tumblr fag, just a fag
>>666977660
hnngggggg
>>666977740
i like it!
but uglier
>>666977964
I do, it's Imperfect_Cell
>>666977995
britfag here too
again?
>>666977792
gay homo detected
>>666977863
>>666977920
Just cause I love you guys so much have tiddies
>>666977999
Checked and kek'd
>>666977995
damn, quite close but yet way too far, germany here
Close enough
I don't have a bowl cut but it's the closest to my hair
>>666978108
Surprisingly enough, i'm not. Though at bars I get that a lot.
I have dreads.
>>666973797
now show me the pussy
>>666978131
real neat
>>666978131
And also my favorite Disney character. Make my day: wear that shirt and show pussy
>>666978198
Do you browse /fa/?
>>666978293
...Good for you?
>>666978268
Nice
>>666978187
7/10
close enough
>>666972135
Pics or I don't believe you
>>666978336
If you'll be on later we will make a request thread
>>666978131
Fuckin perfect 5/7
>>666978517
Rockin' jesus hippy /10
Nice
>>666978358
Mostly lurk. Just to see what clothes are kinda "in" and to see what others do to their hair and such.
pretty accurate
>>666971128
Ghod tier (also fuck niggers)
Life sucks and I hate finals
>>666978536
Give me a time and I'll be there.
>>666978131
Smells a little fishy goym
>>666977509
im actually chuckling at this entire idea now
it might look something like this:
>>666978534
pics u look cute
>>666978187
>>666978651
Guitar bro
>>666978386
Well... they're not usually tied up like that is what I meant.
Super ordinary gamer
please stop killing this board
>>666978721
Around 8/9 pst
>>666978609
as always anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XxDBJ1Rsy0
>>666978536
Dem holy panties, would stick face in
>>666978877
This board was killed 6 years ago, if not earlier. Fuck off.
>>666978336
if i had a "favorite disney character" i would end my life tbh
i guess
>>666977995
Britfag here too anon, where abouts are you?
>>666978900
Done deal
>>666978918
Pics of cat or it didn't happen
>>666978965
Kinda hipster ish but still cool
>>666979022
you wana fight me faggot?
>>666978877
please stop showing your new, is scaring childrens
>>666978877
> implying b isn't undead at this point
I would pay a person to kill me
>>666978065
added you /b/ro
>>666979023
If you ever find someone that can tolerate your presence/odor for more than 10 minutes at a time, you may end up with children. At that point, you will have a favorite Disney character.
>>666979149
swer on me mum m8 ill hit ya in ur gabbr m80 feck off
>>666976721
I main mistweaver monk, ilvl 650, get on my level noob ;)
>>666978187
Would fug
>>666979149
Say that to my face and not on the Internet fucker
>>666979286
How much can you offer
>>666979357
I'd fig u to
>>666979286
could they fuck you first?
>>666979429
can I suck your dick for payment?
>>666978536
You have a hole... right there :S
>>666979352
>I main mistweaver monk, ilvl 650
Most shit-tier class, in the whole game sure.
>>666979458
How old are you
>>666979429
literally everything
>>666978187
>>666974639
>>666974363
>>666974041
>>666971056
Another guitar bro reporting in!
>>666979548
Maybe if I was bi or a faggot perhaps
I'm the op that made 4 of these threads today. Shit was cash
>>666979351
oi oi, i whaz oni avin a giggule, stop bean sach a cheeky cunt next tiom, sunshine. or i swear we'll be avini it
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE >>666979728
>>666979748
This op even copied what I said to start off each thread
>>666978753
Looks like a snowman made of shit
>>666979319
>implying my wife wouldn't "accidentally" fall down the stairs and then catch a .45 hollow point to the noggin'
She fell down the stairs and shot herself officer? She was pretty fucking dumb.
>we both chuckle
>case closed
>rich from life insurance
>have 18yo Asian child bride
>>666979657
Well hello there, what genre / style are you guys playing? I'm really into blues rock right now, I used to play only metal before.
>>666979149
No I'd rather rape you goyim
>>666980057
>I used to play only metal before.
I play country.
>>666978962
That's really fucking good actually, thanks for the link.
Get in here, new thread: >>666979728
>>666978187
Kinda hot tbh
>>666979119
Haha Thank you!!! Too bad that the generator don't provide full neck tattoo!
>>666971056
Kill yourself Faggot
