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Aussie Thread :3
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any wimminz in the sydney/central coast/illawarra region?
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Na soz I'm a Queenslander :/
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>>666379367
Is this the thread where we all complain about the fact that we have no pussy sitting on our faces for us to worship?
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Well if that's all you want to do that's fine I was just wondering how many Aussies there are on 4chan.
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>>666380005
Leather club's two blocks down
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SA checking in
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Nerang
checkin in.
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Central coast of NSW here
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Brisbane here.post nudes of brissy girls
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Happy February, faggots.

Don't see many guys from Tassie in these aussie threads ever, where you all at?
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Let's get some Adelaide sluts going
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>>666381625
south western suburbs preferably
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Ausfag living in burgercunt land here. 4 years and counting now.

Fucking hell I miss home
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Melbourne fag here

Anyone else having a fucking shitty week?
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>>666381745
Its fucking hot in Queensland
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Polish fag here.
tell me about niggers in Ur home towns.
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>>666381888
nice trips polsmoker
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>>666381859
Yeah, fucking Djokovic won again
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Any femanons here from the south west Sydney area, I have monies and.a car
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>>666381978
would prefer that colossal fucking wanker Kyrgios win?
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>>666381888
We have abos but they're nothing more then a pestilence thats drinking themselves to extinction, they wont be around much longer
We also get African immigrants in the shittier parts but no where near as much as you eurofags take in
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>>666382086
Would prefer forever second to win
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Higgins storm chasers can go eat a deep bag of smelly cane farmer dicks
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>>666382146
what do you have against Djokovic?

i don't really follow tennis that much anymore since Safin retired :c
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>>666382140
U mean Germans took much of them, Poland didn't take any and even if they went to the Germany for the bigger benefits.
Which city You recommend to visit ? I want to visit Golden Coast near Brisbane.
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Melissa golik will probs fuck you if you wear a suit and pretend you're loaded. She use to suck randoms dicks at the skato back in the day
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>>666382903
she looks like a fair slappa
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>>666382903
She does have that - I suck dick for cash vibe
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>>666382903
kik or email or phone?

also what city is she in?
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>>666383843
I'm guessing she's from logan
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>>666383843
Nah, haven't spoken to her since she sucked my dick at the skatepark haha.
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>>666384022
Coomera bruh, now lives somewhere in Sydney
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>>666384191
Spit or swallow
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>>666384334
I will wear a suit and stalk the skate parks of Sydney with a hardon and $50 then
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>Aussie thread
>not one 'cunt' said
Wtf is wrong with you cunts? Wake up to yourself...cunts.
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>>666381888
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>>666381978

Djokovic is a legend
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>>666384886
Harder than petrol?
How about you abo's taking responsibility for your lives and stop blaming the white man.
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ayyy melb fag here who else is currently drinking?
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>>666385238
3068
all out. u bout?
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>>666385035
cos you discriminated on us

you thievin white dog
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>>666385333
3141 here
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Canberra noodz plz
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>>666385333
3068 here too, age?
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I love aussies
Never change
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how do you anons feel about bundy
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>>666385948
Town or rum? Both garbage.
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>>666385948
Like a large country town vibe/feel.
Few hot backpacker girls I found.
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>>666379367
oi cunts!
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Cairns, wish I was south more Jesus christ
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Lets make Victoria only place homosexuality is legal eh!
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>>666386704
Well Tasmania has legalised incest, so I guess it sorta fits as its really just 'northern Tasmania'
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What's the weather like in your area, cunts? Pretty cool here.
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>>666387321
freezing here and bit off on off rain
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Adelaide, only place to live in aus
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>>666386858
Looks like I'm moving to Tasmania
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DON FUK WIT GEMGEM
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>>666387823
do you like there can i move in with you
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>>666387321
Humid, rainy on and off
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>>666381859
Yep. Shit weather, back muscle spasms, the works.
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>>666388253
>>666387692
Neat. Where abouts do you two live? I'm SE Queensland.
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>>666385238
Yeep, sinkin that voddy
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>>666388440
Cairns here
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>>666379367
Mildura slutz
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>>666388346
yeah, sounds shit

i had to help my parents move my sister out of her house because she suffered from a drug induced psychosis following months of domestic violence and suspected drug use. helping her move we uncovered crack pipes and baggies of meth. she still denies everything and said it was her exboyfriend that did it, even though she inexplicably lost a shit load of weight and disappeared for months at a time.
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>>666386858
>>666387345
I just think for all concerned, we should segregate the Lefties to and their faggotry to victoria and the rest of the states conservative.
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>>666388157
Only if your a slut and i can pound you
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You cunts gonna vote for faggots to marry?
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>>666388440
im from melb
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>>666388620
Sounds like the slut I fucked last week, her name Cassie or some shit?
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>>666388818
funny you mention it because i am
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>>666388952
nope. not even close
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>>666388885
No fuckin way! I'm not gay, not my problem.
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>>666381584
how you Cripsy assholes doin down there? that fire looks bloody bad and i know tassie can't take a large scale bushfire as well as the mainland can if it wipes enough out.
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>>666381881
Better then it being so cold your piss freezes mid -air, fuck this part of the world so much
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>>666388982
Then sure your welcome
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>>666388885
No im against it. But it'll never end they won't be happy till they get it so they should be isolated to one state where its recognised but not anywhere else. I thought melborne Vic since its seems the leftie capital.
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>>666389067
Oi dont talk about my sister like that you cheeky cunt. Fuck off back to Adelaide with your cocksucking family of faggoty sluts.
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>>666388885
>this faggot wants me to leave my house to vote for faggots to marry

i'm voting no
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>>666388620
that defo sounds like a shit week. hope your sis finds the help she needs.
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>>666389245
fuck that they can go to tassie with the inbreds
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>>666389245
And because Victorians are the dumbest
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>>666389306
i live in Victoria though and i like being near things

>>666389347
thanks anon. first step is accepting you fucked up and admitting you have a problem. considering she's been a compulsive liar her entire life it's going to be a tough road ahead.

i'm just fucking pissed she's putting my parents through this.
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any brisbro have nudes of Kyali Bennetts?
pls
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Darwin. Fucken boring ass shithole
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>ITT
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>>666389528
>>666389360
>>666388885
Other states can take straight and mostly conservative people from the Gay capital that will be Melbourne. One Big Victorian state dedicated to the LEFTWING UTOPIA the rest of the country stays conservative I think its the only solution!!
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Perth checking in
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>>666382140
Aboriginals have been here for over 60000 years. Their culture is some of the oldest on planet earth.
They will be around long after your pathetic gene pool has dried up, which will probably only take one generation in your particular case. Good luck with your shitty little life bud.
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Middle of Nowhere, WA reporting in
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>>666390451
Imagine Victoria becomes the GAY capital of Australia and we put all the Muslims there as well.
And all the Abos they can have a massive leftie clusterfuck.
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>>666386704
Oi! I thought SA started that.
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>>666390502
how the fuck do you even have internet

>>666390760
could you imagine having a judge dredd style scenario, where Victoria is entirely cut off from the outside world? that'd be fun as fuck. shove all of the lefties, SJWs and abos in there. muslims too.
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>>666390892
Telstra goes everywhere man
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>>666390760
You have any idea how many beautiful fucking women live in Sydney? I walk down the street & my head spins, gorgeous girls of every colour, that's diversity at work, a stronger gene pool through racial mixing. That is simple biology, not politics. Imbreeding much bruv?
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Contain them in the islamic caliphate of Bankstown.
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>>666390996
You enjoy paying 90 dollarydoos a month for 8 GB?

What's the speed like there? 3G?

>>666391142
>beautiful women in sydney
Some are honestly, the asian/white mixes and the really really good abbo/white mixes are hot as fuck.
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West coast checking in
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2299?
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>>666391180
would tonguefuck
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>>666390419
6153 area?
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>>666391251
I don't ENJOY paying it, I NEED to pay it.
Internet = social interaction = sanity
And no, I get 4G now
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Fuck yeah lads eshayz
Campbelltown rep
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>>666390892

>mudslimes rape SJWs
>SJWs kill themselves cause muh triggers
>abos get drunk and steal all mudslimes shit
>mudslimes allahu snackbar the abos
>remaining abos go on drunken stabbing rampage
>Victoria turns into Mad Max style wasteland
>rest of Australia finally realises how shit they all are
>releasethekraken.jpg
>and nothing value was lost
>mfw
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>>666391180
Would play with clitoris :p
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>>666390813
Yeah once we move them all to Victoria repeal the gay sex laws in SA and the rest of the country only legal in Gay capital of victoria.
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>>666391180
Kinky asf
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>>666390892
Yeah thats what I want. otherwise Im gonna go berko on some lefties soon!
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>>666391507
Jesus fucking christ mate. Why are you even still IN WA? Do you farm or something?

>>666391650
>stream it on Channel 7 instead of the tennis
>channel 7 finally gets better ratings
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I love that if a yank posts a 'california thread' its full of nudes and phone numbers and so on.

In aaus we get what.. one nude?
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>>666392229
I run the bar at the local pub
>Got sick of the city
>Packed my shit and made a few calls
Now I can live out my drug and alcohol fueled lonely life with nobody to bother me apart from 5 people who want beer every night
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>>666392359
That's because Australia is mostly conservative. California is Extremely leftwing
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>>666391650
>Victoria turns into Mad Max style wasteland

Fair nuff. Vic is where Max got his start.
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>>666391650
lets make it happen, Victoria is shit anyway
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>>666392821

Maybe he should have given Cundolini his hand back
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2259 reporting
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Just recently moved to aussie, I'm hearing things about growing weed is legal in ACT? Can anyone give me some info on this
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>>666381859
bretty good week, uni holidays rule.
went to a nigger bar on Friday, never again
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>>666393349
it's not legal.posession is decriminalised so you don't get cherged for posession but if you have a substantial amount you will be charged with trafficking.
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>>666393770
im back at uni in march some time too. left my enrollment too late and now i have a shit timetable... i'll learn... one of these days...

what happened at the nigger bar?
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>>666392899
>>666391650
>>666390892
Id start by refusing homosexuals rights to marriage on a national level and at some point a campaign of some sort should be organised to push lefties to Victoria. this will require an online push then a few strategically timed public pushes. yet to be arranged of course. so stay tuned.
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>>666391331
Nah 6018 mate
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giggles just made a thread ausfags
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>>666391142
yeah I know, that was happening before the lefties called it Diversity and made a frikkin crusade out of it.
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>>666393886
$20 entry, lots of hootin' and hollerin'. One of maybe 3 white guys in there. Tbh wasn't that bad, just out of my element.
Place was called Trill, if your from Melbourne.
Then headed to Boney 4 comfort zone.
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Melb fags which bar is the best at MC, ABC (Cho Gao), Hush Bar, Lions Pub or Equinox. Go
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>>666394591
yeah i don't go out to be honest. i take meds that i shouldn't drink with, and when i do i get like instaheadaches. but i'll keep in mind to avoid it if i ever do go out in melbs
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>>666394816
a lot of my mates go to Beta Bar, they reckon it's decent. never been myself. i did love cho gao when i went there though
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>>666394816
ABC if you can get out on the balcony. orgasmic happy hour specials
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>>666393837
Thanks mate
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>>666394966
>>666395060
I've been headed to Cho Gao since back before all this ABC shit came through, all day $4 pizzas and $7 jugs back then was the best.

Whereabouts is Beta Bar?
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2069 here..
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>>666394966
I'ts not somewhere you would go to meet women. It's full of horrible looking people. But if you like playing smash, having a few beers and cards against humanity its a good time.
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Sunshine Coast checking in!

Is there ever noods in these threads??
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>>666395277
Hawthorn, on glenferrie road. its in the cheers venue right next to the station.

used to be right in town, at the portland, now its just a pain in the ass to get too.
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>>666395406
oh is that the gaming bar? Used to have video game based drinks and that?
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>>666395502
Yeah, its the gaming bar. i'm not sure if it has a gaming cocktail menu, i'm a beer kinda dude.
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>>666395620
Check out BoilerMaker on Lonsdale st for some good Scotch/Beer Combos, and some good Local beers, vibes chilled as and its not loud and hectic
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>>666395758
Been there, its a sick venue. It's a bit more up class than i look for in a night out. Haha, i look around, theres alot of people in suits and shit. I'm more about cheap drinks, good vibes and a dance.
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>>666395381
Used to live in alex heads, tinder game strong over there
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>>666395758
>>666395620
James Squire brewery is pretty nice, too
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>>666395991
Workshops not bad if you want more chilled, used to have some good drink specials
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>>666396006
Like shooting fish in a barrel.. They know what tinder is for! They aren't scared
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>>666396020
The beta bar was literally upstairs at the James Squire brewery
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>>666396214
i never knew that actually. lol
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Townsville fuckhead reporting in.
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>>666396395
chlamydia from the mad cow checking in.
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>>666396612
At home in my comfortable bed.
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>>666381859
SE suburbs here. Rough night at least, break up of a 6 year relationship.
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2:45am in Sydney, 2035.
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>>666396867
Do you mean south Australia?

How you feeling brah?
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>>666391331
6154 here buddy
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>>666396867
ooft condolences mate.
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>>666390451
troll, yeah?
It was barely a culture, and now it's nothing. I have no respect for the ones still blaming colonisation when they have access to the same HECS/HELP, and more social programs. They ARE thankfully dying out. With a handful integrating enough and showing any sign of empathy to be able to be classed as human.
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Why a thread at 3am? Anyone else here not work and get centerlink?
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>>666397196
Any plans tonight champ?
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>>666396867
Fuuuck. You alright mate?
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>>666379367
whats the point? U cant speak here, writing doesnt make u unique
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>>666397196
Can you get dexies?
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>>666379367

˙oppıʞ 'pɐǝp buıʞɔnɟ ǝɹ’noʎ ˙ʇı uı uʍoɹp ןןıʍ noʎ puɐ noʎ ɹǝʌo ןןɐ ʎɹnɟ ʇıɥs ןןıʍ ı ˙ʇoıpı uɯɐppob noʎ 'ǝɔıɹd ǝɥʇ buıʎɐd ǝɹ’noʎ ʍou puɐ 'ʇ’upıp noʎ 'ʇ’upןnoɔ noʎ ʇnq ˙ǝnbuoʇ buıʞɔnɟ ɹnoʎ pןǝɥ ǝʌɐɥ pןnoʍ noʎ ǝqʎɐɯ 'noʎ uodn uʍop buıɹq oʇ ʇnoqɐ sɐʍ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ”ɹǝʌǝןɔ“ ǝןʇʇıן ɹnoʎ uoıʇnqıɹʇǝɹ ʎןoɥun ʇɐɥʍ uʍouʞ ǝʌɐɥ pןnoɔ noʎ ʎןuo ɟı ˙ʇıɥs ǝןʇʇıן noʎ 'ʇuǝuıʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ssɐ ǝןqɐɹǝsıɯ ɹnoʎ ǝdıʍ oʇ ʇuǝʇxǝ ןןnɟ sʇı oʇ ʇı ǝsn ןןıʍ ı puɐ sdɹoɔ ǝuıɹɐɯ sǝʇɐʇs pǝʇıun ǝɥʇ ɟo ןɐuǝsɹɐ ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ ssǝɔɔɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʇnq 'ʇɐqɯoɔ pǝɯɹɐun uı pǝuıɐɹʇ ʎןǝʌısuǝʇxǝ ı ɯɐ ʎןuo ʇou ˙spuɐɥ ǝɹɐq ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʇsnظ s’ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'sʎɐʍ pǝɹpunɥ uǝʌǝs ɹǝʌo uı noʎ ןןıʞ uɐɔ ı puɐ 'ǝɯıʇʎuɐ 'ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ǝq uɐɔ ı ˙pıʞ 'pɐǝp buıʞɔnɟ ǝɹ’noʎ ˙ɹǝʞɔnɟ 'uıɐbɐ ʞuıɥʇ ¿ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ǝɯ oʇ ʇıɥs ʇɐɥʇ buıʎɐs ɥʇıʍ ʎɐʍɐ ʇǝb uɐɔ noʎ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ ˙spɹoʍ buıʞɔnɟ ʎɯ ʞɹɐɯ 'ɥʇɹɐǝ sıɥʇ uo ǝɹoɟǝq uǝǝs uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝu sɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo sǝʞıן ǝɥʇ uoısıɔǝɹd ɥʇıʍ ʇno ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ noʎ ǝdıʍ ןןıʍ ı ˙ʇǝbɹɐʇ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇsnظ ʇnq ǝɯ oʇ buıɥʇou ǝɹɐ noʎ ˙sǝɔɹoɟ pǝɯɹɐ sn ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝdıus doʇ ǝɥʇ ɯ’ı puɐ ǝɹɐɟɹɐʍ ɐןןıɹob uı pǝuıɐɹʇ ɯɐ ı ˙sןןıʞ pǝɯɹıɟuoɔ 003 ɹǝʌo ǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ 'ɐpǝɐnb-ןɐ uo spıɐɹ ʇǝɹɔǝs snoɹǝɯnu uı pǝʌןoʌuı uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı puɐ 'sןɐǝs ʎʌɐu ǝɥʇ uı ssɐןɔ ʎɯ ɟo doʇ pǝʇɐnpɐɹb ı ʍouʞ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ןן’ı ¿ɥɔʇıq ǝןʇʇıן noʎ 'ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ʎɐs buıʞɔnɟ ʇsnظ noʎ pıp ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
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>>666391331
6148 over here
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>>666396867
Sorry to hear it m8, Cranbourne here.
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>>666397632
>>666397196
You fellas got any thing to smoke?
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>>666397436
yep...
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>>666397579
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>>666397778
my bro lives in 6003 i'll give him a text
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Britfag here coming to live in mudgee for 2 months on a farm with my aunt, anyone nearby fancy maybe blazing a joint with me and showing me some fun shit to do?
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>>666388812
Holy shit cunt, stop that. I just started uni, I can't afford to move. I am drowning in a sea of these self loathing cuck cunts.
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>>666398022
>Mudgee
>Shit to do

kek
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Hey guys, what's the best way to use Tinder in your experience? I have social anxiety and am having an extreme amount of trouble actually willing myself to do it. Thanks m8s.
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>>666397579
>>666397579
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>>666398189
swipe yes to everyone
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>>666397695
Ha get fucked. Cranny East. Near the Hunt Club.

>>666397535
had to be done, but there's that bullshit feeling that you'll never find someone you click like that with again.

>>666397152
South East Suburbs of Melbourne. Just cold and anxious but that's the price.
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>>666398167
i thought it was a long shot, ill try use my time trying to get into my aunties boyfriends young daughters pants and hopfully not get shot
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>>666381859
I'm a cunt, forgot to ask. What's gone wrong for you?
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>>666398209
>pyrocynnical
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>>666385731
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>>666386279
brissy ain't much better at the moment
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>>666388812
what about the mardi gra??
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>>666398565
he's all out too.
good luck with all those words that end with sex
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>>666398383
Small world haha, i'm near the Botanical Gardens / Racecourse
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>>666379367

Who's up for a fight? I gotta drop mum off ta work then I'm ready...any one in macquarie fields? be at glenny shopping centre around 6....fuckim bnash ya
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