>>666188642
i miss VIC

>darwin

>>666188642
What the fuck is a boog? Is it like a nigger or a wog? Or maybe a jolly wally noddy boo?

>>666187266

>>666188841
It's an Australian native, an abo.

>>666188841
it's a coon, an aboriginal, either you're american or you're from down south

>>666188841
>The sound when your 4x4 kangaroo killer hits an Abo cunt.

Boong!!

>>666188642
No boongs ? Gotta be from double bay

>>666188941
American. I went to Sydney once on "Holiday" as you people say.

Didn't see any "Boongs" but I did see a drunk maori screaming, and smashing his fists and face into a wall

>>666189278
Theyre almost exactly the same as maoris but darker and we said sorry to them

>>666189278
Maoris are based.

>>666189478
Yeah, I was more worried about the wall than the guy

when i visited australia all i coul see were disgusting fat white guys with red necks in wife beating tops.

thats what a boong is.

>>666190241
>spot the abo

>>666190513
we prefer the term indigenous.

we were there first until you lot came and fucked the place up.

>>666189478
Partly because they actually settled partly deliberately into western culture as opposed to being forced in like pretty much all other tribespeople.
They were some of the only tribespeople who could negotiate rather than just be trampled since they had a few decades of practice with warring with firearms, which combined with the inherent talents (e.g. constructing sturdy fortifications overnight, and just generally being good at fighting) of the Maori made them a truly powerful combat force with the one teensy issue that they would always run out of bullets and food because they had no supply lines.

>>666190241
>>666190627
Fuck off coon.

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>>666190627
>fucked the place up
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one
your welcome for technology

>>666190627
Now you get free shit, we even offer you free university degrees and jobs but you lazy cunts can't even do that.

Whinge more you fuck.

>>666190627
And how white was the person you stole the computer from you are now using to rag on white people?

>>666190736
gotta love the natives of nz

>>666190749
typical thick aussie reaction.
>>666190790
we didnt want your shitty technology. we had been getting on fine for thousands of years before you criminals arrived.

>>666190627
Not an abo.

The average intelligence of an abo means you'll more likely see one smashing a keyboard with a rock to make fire than typing in coherent English.

>>666190905
meaningless to us.
>>666190946
on my mobile phone.

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Be fueling up at servo

>see this

godbless

>>666191032
Ok, so how white was the person who owned the phone you stole?

>>666190987
i just learnt your white devil ways. its not hard, your culture is pretty simple.

>>666191032
Then move to your little sandpit that we gave you in the middle of Australia.

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ROCKHAMPTON REPRESENT

>>666191116
lol. i didnt steal it but i will admit my brother probaly did.

serves the owner right walking into redfern

>>666191154
why dont you move to the middle? with all your tech you could survive.

>>666191263
>Redfern
>please know that you are the lowest form of nigger

>>666191332
You'd miss us.

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>>666191032
Cunts like you make the rest of us look bad.

I'm a proud black fella, but would rather be aussie then living in the past

>>666191449
get fucked you traitor. those whiteys will have to watch their backs forever or until they get back in their boats and leave.

Every night you Aussie faggots get on her and make the same stupid fucking thread, we get it you fucking idiots. Everyone on /b/ hates niggers.

Shut the fuck up with you stupid posts about cunt this and cunt that and post something someone might be interested in like some aussie tits or pussy you fucking stupid cunts.

>>666191561
Watch our backs?? What you going to do? Sniff my petrol?

>>666191680
>>>/out/

>>666191680
fuck off cunt

>>666191691
i will rob you

go back to britain villainous shitcunts

>>666191680
Righto cunt

>>666191680
its beause they knw thy are wrong and are feeling guilty.

they should fuck off back to england.

>>666191792
No wonder you're the laughing stock of the world.

Have you ever heard of any aussie brand selling well overeas? The only shit the rest of the world know about you is throw the shrimp on the barbie mate.

You fucking suck you fucking bottom dwelling faggots.

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>>666191680
here's your titties

>>666191819
Like you will ever put down the bong and leave Redfern. You pretty much just rob your own neighbourhoods.

>>666191964
fosters beer mate.

+61 409 889 561 call or fb I don't mind I'm male bi Australian coming to USA in 2 months looking for big American cocks so excited xxx

>>666191988
thye look beautiful to me. you dumb white cunts.

>>666192064
>Fosters beer

Confirmed laughing stock.

>>666192064
not a good example nobody in straya drinks fosters cunt

>>666192134
Fuck off cunt NYPA

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>>666192153
Did I say anything negative? No I didn't, you shitlord

>>666192294
i know what you are implying you dumb shit.

Any Brisbane people want their cock sucked.
Call Jamie

+61481756806

>>666192064
We send our shit stuff overseas and gullible idiots buy it because they think we drink it. We don't even sell it over here.

>>666191964
crocodile dundee

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>>666192383
fuck you for assuming that this is negative, looks like a beautiful culture to me!

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can we have more indigenous australian culture please?

it is fascinating

>Ausday 2k16
>Perth
>Winyarn boongs smash on and one gets stabbed and dies

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>>666191162
Poon here, tried to find proof but nothing without too much info so have tits instead.

>>666192952
It really isn't.

Native Americans are far more interesting, only thing abos have invented is a spear thrower, which was actually invented by termites.

>>666193794
fuck off you patronising wanker.

we built shelter, tools, fire and we created amazing works of art.

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>>666193927
>bragging about building fire

>>666194134
They even forgot how to do that. They had their women look after a fire stick or something to light their fires.

>>666193794

dog fucking derro detected.

>>666194597
paint sniffer detected

>>666194399
I think you're struggling to understand how fire works in this day and age.

>>666194669
>paint sniffer detected

Mmm toluene! No wonder its one of the most aromatic of all hydrocarbons, cheers! You're still just fucking a dog ya fuckin derro.

>>666194399
This is true
Particular on one of the islands (don't remember which one)

They got so used to using bottlebrush to store embers to start fires that they forgot how to actually make fire

If their bottlebrush fire started went out, they had to trade with another tribe.

>>666193927
This was up to the 60s btw
You also wiped your arses with your hands.

Meanwhile China had a wall that was already 2500 years old and whites were conquering the world

Abos have too many rights these days, especially for apes. We used to be able to drive over them when they were passed out in the gutter and nobody would give a shit.

>>666188642
I can't remember the last time I saw an abo, are they extinct?

>>666196657
They're endangered. You can generally find them at or nearby centrelink.

>>666196657
your talking to one right now

>>666190627
>fucked the place up
If it wasn't for us you would still be living in stick huts you dumb coon

Abos are the master race. Their skull is twice as thick. If I could choose my own body, It would be a high-grade aboriginal body with a high-grade jewish or chinese brain. I would be the ultimate human.

>>666197550
With no petrol to sniff and no goon.

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>>666191561
We'll hunt all you boongs down for sport and burn you all in petrol

>>666197634
The thicker skull doesn't leave enough room for a higher-functioning brain though, much like the ape.

>>666191964
You ever heard of an american who isn't the stupidest cunt? Or fucking fat

>>666192153
Noongah detected

>>666192153
They look like someone hit them with a frying pan in the face. They are the black human pugs of the world

>>666193927
Oh fuck you created stick houses, make fire and dot paint. Good fucking job. Now you sit around a can of petrol and sniff it while complaining how bad you guys are doing and doing everything you can to leech off the whites you cunts

>>666197258
.your
*You're. Classic coon

>>666191072
>WA

>>666190627
>until you came and fucked the place up
>developing an area and civilizing the land fucks the whole place up

>abos actually believe this

Jesus no wonder Australians hate Abos, you guys think civilization and human rights ruin things.

FYI there are no abos in this thread

>>666198848
Agreed. Abos can't read.

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>>666191032
>university degrees
>meaningless to us

Well, obviously

>>666198922
plus its minimum after 9pm... they are all either passed out drunk or busy breaking into houses

>>666190962
>we didnt want your shitty technology
>is using technology

>>666199022
breaking into their neighbors houses*

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>>666193927
>mashes gooey stick against cave wall to make dots in pattern
>A M A Z I N G W O R K S O F A R T

>>666192153
wabba jabba noongah

dat der white fella stole me centylink dollas!!

Itt edgy white boys post things they are too scared to say to a blackfella's face.

>>666199575
ay unna there dard

me and me boyz will mob u white fella

>>666199575
Well obviously nobody wants to get gutter stomped by a pack of wild animals for telling shit like it is.

>>666200253
Coward

>>666200218
Abo women are so fucking ugly that porn of them is actually illegal.

>>ITT: A couple of drunk Australians and a lot of American dumbasses pretending to be Australian, plus one nigger who probably believes white people are werewolves or some nigger voodoo shit

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>tfw half castes can actually be pretty hot
>rides my dick like a frenzied bitch

>>666191964
We invented wi-fi, faggot. You've used that before, right?

>>666200529
>implying you would if the situation were reversed

Have any Ausfags here fucked a boong before, what's it like?

>>666200987

Prove it!

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I'm American and have never been to Australia

But this thread is funny as fuck

>niggers

Keep up the good work Bruce

>>666201004
I have copped more than one hiding for standing up for myself. Piss weak response from a piss weak individual.

>>666201404
Difference is, we have a sense of honour and we don't kick you when you're down.

Run, Gordon...it's the police man.

>>666190627
aboriginals are one of the oldest known civilizations on earth, and on their 50,000 known years, all they invented was a hollow stick (Didgeridoo) and a curved stick (Boomerang)

>>666201505
You've never actually been in a fight have you? I mean outside of your video games.

The fact is there are pieces of shit in all races. I know good black people and bad ones, I know good White people and some absolute scumbags. What I fucking hate is internet tough guys that shit themselves when they get called out in real life.

Australia is a dump


Thieves, rapists, murderers etc...

Those with glass houses...

>>666200987
>>666201137


Yep. CSIRO invented wifi

>>666201842
To be fair, our natural resources are all out in the fucking desert, and our ore metallurgy is pretty much useless unless you already know about and developed steel. Even our coal requires massive strip mining operations, so there's no opportunity to 'discover' it in the first place. Even technology as basic as farming doesn't work here without more advanced techniques like irrigation and pest control.

>>666202304
In fact you can literally google "CSIRO invented wifi"

>>666202387
>excuses

>>666202165
A fairly safe assumption to make on /b/, but in this case you would be wrong faggot.

I've been in a few fair fights, and I've heard a lot of stories about minorities pulling weapons and stomping people.

>>666199297
Don't forget fucking their underage family members!

>>666202475
Facts.
>European colonists didn't discover coal in Australia for 9 years, and they knew exactly what they were looking for

>>666202165
I bounced for 4 years at the casino here, been in more fights than I can count, abos are for the most part terrible fighters, but mostly attack each other. Wogs think they are all kickboxers but mostly are fat or skinny with one in shape friend and they gang up on people.
Indians/Asians ...... Lol. maoris, strong, can take a beating, a lot of pushing rather than punching. Whites, mixed bag tbh

Fucking idiots from the eastern states keep fucking shit up for the superior South Australian master race. Who gave you stupid cunts computers to type on?!

Also; how did the stupid coon manage to get past captcha without breaking his device? Is he on home D? Is that why he's here?

>>666203178
>>666202644
Lol, also abos used to rob people at knifepoint in our carparks, they are dirty little fucks

>>666203275
Same guy, WA btw

>>666192294
White American here. She's cute.

>>666203187
>South Australian master race

so you will stop taking our WA generated money as handouts then?

surely the master race doesnt need that much financial aid

>>666203387
This,

Mfw all the money is made in WA and Queensland

I have aboriginal genetics. They aren't dominate, my dad was 50% or some bullshit. I took my mothers genes; apparent they are a pigment and usually the dominant. Pasty skin, can't go out in the sun for more than 5 minutes or I'll evaporate. Anyway, I have exploited this to study for free without being in Dept for following my occupation dreams. My mother earns minimum wage, and myself absent from employment at the moment, so I can justify something that isn't disirably meant for myself. Is it a cunt move to exploit the governments apology type system? I feel horrid that others pay generous amounts while I pay nothing, it's not just. But the option is there for me, and it the most sensible thing I can do at this moment

>>666203187
>Eastern states keep fucking up...
Woah woah woah, what's this EAST bullshit?
We all know Darwin is the boong cesspool capital.

>>666202304
>>666202410

I posted these but it seems the CSIRO didn't strictly invent WiFi, just a certain way of arranging pre existing tech.

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/04/how-the-aussie-government-invented-wifi-and-sued-its-way-to-430-million/

>>666193927
>>666194134
Fact: the aborigines in Tasmania had lost the technology to make fire by the time Europeans showed up.

>>666203556
Makes perfect sense to me, I'd do the same thing. It definitely isn't fair though.

>>666203679
I'm surprised there were any left, Tasmania is fucking freezing. The Great Ocean Road is bad enough getting southerlies right off the Antarctic.

>>666203679
another fact: chimpanzees and apes have developed the ability to make shelter and use basic tools.

so the only thing boongs developed better than actual monkeys in their 50,000 years is fire?

>>666202849
>p
And your people had 50,000 years to discover coal.

>>666203556

>>666203556
Man do whatever you gotta do to get ahead in this fucking joke of an economy. Do something with it and become a meaningful member of society and I couldn't give two shits less how many handouts got you there.

>>666203771
I know. I don't enjoy hearing about prices people have to pay, I turn my sight from it when it comes up. I don't boast about it. I feel quite ashamed really that I'm taking the easy way with least resistance really.

>>666204325
You'll pay it all back through tax anyway m8, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

>>666204695
dose tits doe.

>>666204695
Paper bag + shaven cunt and I might bang.

>>666204060
I would like to do something with the environment. I start volunteer work next week to gain experience, so when I finish studying I can be in a field that I'll be satisfied and pleased with. I would like to open a nursery or home shop at some point selling cheap organic plants to people. But in the far future I would like to work for the government to have a steady income, I don't know when I will commit to that thought though. I also had a thought of opening a fruit and veg shop, organic foods that aren't ridiculously overpriced so people will be able to buy them and to compete with commercial growing. I liked the name "food for thought"

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>>666190627

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>>666205356

>>666192415
I know a Jamie in Brisbane! :O
>>666198593
The fucks wrong with WA cunt?

>>666204041
>your people
5th generation Scotsman and white as fuck. Just happen to be in the mining industry and a bit of a history buff.
The Australian colony was a punishment, because odds were you were going to fucking die. None of the crops grew properly, all the iron and steel had to be imported from Europe, and half the tree species are practically adamantium, which meant whatever you built would last forever but it was an absolute cunt to cut down and work with, and made terrible firewood because it took forever to actually get burning.
>iron ore wasn't discovered until 1840, and the industry failed until the 1920's because smelting technology wasn't good enough
>even in the 21st century farming is a horrific venture, with enormous potential for failure

The Aborigines probably could have been more enterprising with their society, but honestly forming a civilization here is like trying to beat Pandemic when starting in Greenland; pretty much impossible unless you know exactly what you're doing.

There's also a small joke that there WAS an advanced society of Aborigines living in central South Australia, and that's why the Brits nuked the fuck out of it in the 50's.

>>666190627
These people are like the blacks here in America.
>free government support
>Free government support
>FREE
>GOVERNMENT
>SUPPORT

>>666205524
One of the stupidest leftist memes in history.

On the one hand, the natives had no nations, no borders, and no immigration laws. Fucking obviously.

On the other, the fact that they were displaved and eventually destroyed by other cultures MAKES THE POINT OF ANTI IMMIGRATION HAWKS FOR THEM.

You brain damaged retards.

>>666191680
Newfags are easy to trigger, like those disgusting boongs who we should hunt down and kill for fun just like in the good old days

>>666191964
Actually USA is the laughing stock of the world, it is why everyone hates them and makes fun of them
>MUH GUNS
>MUH FREEDOMS
Please kill yourselves

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>>666192153
>burnt pancakes

>>666206531
Not an Amerifat, but...
There is actually a good argument for gun rights. That whole "muh guns will protect the rights of the citizens" mentality would disappear if guns were taken away. I have no doubt that Americans would be very creative when it comes to building weapons to protect them from a government that nobody likes, even with a gun ban, but that mentality may need to be protected.

On the other hand, cops in America are paranoid as fuck because they could get shot at any moment. The small-time criminals only need guns to protect themselves from hypervigilant armed citizens. The big-time criminals won't shoot anyone who isn't also involved in crime or a cop.

>>666201050
I had the opportunity once. An older woman who was staggering drunk sat down beside me at a park bench in Alice Springs. She asked me to come over to some bushes with with, when I asked what for she replied slyly, "For sex."

I had to politely decline, which left her sad with her head in her hands, lamenting fate on the street curb.

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>>666205524
>implying "native Americans" were indigenous and didn't migrate from Asia

>>666206103
>more excuses

>>666205806
>>666191072
thats not in margs is it?

>>666201050
Yeah.... Not proud, I was really drunk, she had paler skin but was fat as fuck.

Haven't told any of my friends and never will

>>666208056
Not sure, but I get a more northern feel from it, probably somewhere up near Derby or Broome

>>666208232
yeah the blokes getup makes him not seem like a southwest
its just the bp looks near exactly like ours
but then i remembered that its a shell
lol

You guys know that, " wabba jabbba nooongaaar" song? Haha one of my friends was one of the guys in it, the tall one

Search: nyoongar out da front on YouTube

>>666191072
Was in Port Augusta at the servo, fuck me, so much this