>>666170316
shit weather are u fucking mad?

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America reporting in. Enjoy your third world shithole.

Daggett cut. Learn how to make a thread.

>>666170842
go get shot

Typical dumb yank again

Dubs and I drink. Yeah nah. Already on it cunt

>>666170842
do you know how I know you aren't american?

>>666170738
today was like the only day in a the last few weeks where we've been able to see the sun

Went swimming at Bethell's Beach today. Got sunburned though. "Water Resistant 4 hours" my arse.

>>666170842
Ausfag detected

>>666171052
Top kek
That would be incorrect, but what is your reasoning?

>>666170842
it's only a matter of time before the amerifags start leaving in droves for canadaland, england, oz, or nz. america is totally in the shitter at the moment, and the prospect of idiots like trump rising to power is truly frightening

Cody "the cuck" Harrington reporting in from CHCH.

>>666171264
Because you seem to know what New Zealand is.

>>666171455
Cody! Get us lads some chch nudes will you?

>>666171455
Lol blast from the past.

>>666171062
shit up in the tron its been so fucking hot 90% of the time iam pantless

I always eat way too much when stoned, sucks.

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>>666171376
Blow it out your ass, faggot. We have God on our side.

Dunners reporting brah
Feel like death tonight

WHOS FUCKING GOT THE NOODS CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>666171376
>choosing to move to bongistan

>>666171547
i don't think the weather is what makes hamilton shit

>>666171630
have fun relying on an imaginary being to save you when shit hits the fan

Dunners reporting.

How are we all?
>>666170316
Shit weather is best weather.
>>666171644
You're doing well, by the sounds of things. What's up?

>>666171630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuUmLIPSasI

>>666171697
i hear it's beautiful there at this time of year

>>666171705
course not its a conglomerate of factors including the people who live here (hence why i reside here)

>>666171885
Yeah only cause all the snow covers all the shit up

Any one got any nudes, bikini, feet pics of Emily Roland from Auckland? Also anything on Geraldine W help a /b/ro out

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[email protected]

>>666172168
You've been warned once, give it a rest.

>>666171863
Shattered, man. Forgot what it was like to be this tired. Nothing at all man, and yourself?

anyone in dunners drinking tonight?

>>666172349
Who the fuck are you and what exactly are you going to do? Do you realize where you are and the people you're associating with you fucking autist

>>666172403
We're probably the same kind of tired lol
Got two hours kip last night.
Nah, nothing. Bit of a wasted day, hung around for D1 which never happened. You?
>>666172663
Drinkin' that tea, fam

>>666170842
Two scenes of raising cattle. Enjoy your life with no control of your fate

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>>666172349
>>666172725

Wellington here, so many sluts out tonight for 7s

>>666173050
Brah come at me gimmie dem nudes or their will be consequences

>>666172867
I'd say so
Shit, you must be shattered, i got about 4 hours last night, can't imagine how you'd be feeling.
Didn't it? That sucks, weather I'd assume?
Not too much, had a mate come around this morning and throw my sideskirts on which is awesome. Did an oil and filter change too so wasn't a half had day

>>666173262
why are you not capitalising on this?

>>666173262
I wanted to watch University Challenge on Prime tonight but it got pulled because of the Sevens. Lame.

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who thinks we should separate the south and north islands? let key and his goons keep the north and change the flag and sign the tppa and the people will take the south keep the current flag and not sign anything stop shipping our stock over seas and giving giving shit away? or is that just me

>>666173658
I shat on my mums misses tonight so can't complain lol.

>>666173539
because i cant pull to save my life :'(

>>666173753
are you forgetting that there are in fact three islands that make up nz?

>>666170842
Enjoy not knowing what third world actually means.

>>666173832
Givem them a reason to laugh.

>>666173753
Still one country so you'd have half the country rebelling against the law

>>666173753
And how are you going to pay to import things like oil, consumer goods and raw materials.

Hey just letting everyone know that he's started posting in the threads again so just be careful ok?

>>666173527
Fuck, I don't even know at this point!
Nah, it happened, but they didn't stream any of today, which was lame. Mate qualified though, so I'll watch tomorrow.
Oh, rad. So is that everything ticked off the list now or you still working on it?

>>666173959
who has?

>>666173959
whodat?

>>666174033
He has.

Does Megan still post in these threads?

>>666173959
Surely you don't mean him? He has returned? THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED!

>>666173852
theres more than 3 bud

Who else likes the smell of their dick?

we take Stuart island too and unlike north Korea we are separated by a body of water so could we declare ourselfs as a separate country

>>666174127
No she got told to stop.

Rebecca turns up sometimes, though.

>>666174241
Except Korea is made of separate countries?

>>666173959
Can he give me a blowie this time he promised but never got around to it

>>666174280
Rebecca? Is she still horny?

>>666173301
Respond clowfish

>>666174210
not as much as the smell of your sisters panties

but by far the best smell is that of my dick in your sister

>>666174382
Very.

;-)

>>666174032
How shitty!
That's sick man! Good on him
Couple wee paint touch ups and that's it. Tell ya what, they put the oil filter in a shit place. Took me hours to get it off

>>666172333
these cunts are uggo breh

>>666174448
Dad, pls.

>>666170316
i'm tired of maoris
auckland pool lifeguard here, holy fuck what is so fucking cool about doing a god damn splash into the pool?

nobody gives a fuck how good your manu is, get the fuck out

>>666174527
Oil filters are always in the fucking dumbest place, but I feel ya.
How'd you do it? Got the special tool or you just jam a screwdriver through it?

>>666174448
>sisters panties

you like the smell of urine and feces? you're fucked cunt

>>666174129
Is this that Korean clown

>>666174543
for fucks sakes paul go to bed u need to mow the lawn tomorrow morning

>>666174652
because pools in general are boring as fuck and that is all there is too do at the pools

>>666171630
>sjw infested gay marriage promoting muslim loving cousin fucking gun shooting m'lady athiest cespooling crime capital of the world
>thinks God is more on his side

>>666174718
Oh I hope it is.

>>666173956
be self sufficient

Hi guys I'm Matty Brettle from Australia I'm a new B)Ro any body want to be friends on Facebook

>>666174701
just cause u where your sisters panties doesnt mean all her panties smell revolting

>>666174799
go bomb in the river cunt, not the pool

>>666174849
You cant just be self sufficient in shit you dont have you god damn mong.

>>666174849
said north korea

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I want the big save furniture chick to bounce on my cock.

Grey Lynn Checking-in....

What up /b/ro's?

>>666175094
Buy a sofa set and she'll cream her jeans.

And my ex's house. Just wanked with her dirty undies

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this chick lives in papakura

>>666175007
i cant think of a single thing that we cant do that we could not live without

>>666174679
Shit yes, could hardly get a hand on it.
Just jammed a screwdriver through it in the end

Hi guys I'm Matty Brettle from Australia I'm a new B)Ro any body want to be friends on Facebook

>>666175094

AFAIK Big Save furniture is owned by her family (dad, brother) and her husband works there too.

Rock up to her house, from companies office... go anon!

>>666175363
South island has a ton of oil off shore.

>>666175427
Eat shit faggerio

>>666175360
bro got any more

I want boipussy

>>666175427
shut the fuck up man nobodys gonna troll this faggot for you, do it yourself

>>666174960
thats fucking sketchy as fuck cunt, also most rivers will have fucking sewage in them

>>666175633
I want grilpussy

>>666175632
nar bro got them from her boyfriend.. i had them for awhile now

>>666175684
what are you fucking gay?

>>666173753

TPPA will be good for NZ's Economy

Be in a position to take advantage of it.

The system is what it is, you can't change it, and even if you do is it worth your time and effort? Just position yourself to take advantage of it and life a happy life, fuck SJW types who appose this shit.

>>666174652
Pray one of them splits their head open

>>666175569
You know how to refine it?

>>666175726
any other NZ nudes

>>666175569
not that we need it but would be fun to fuck off the people that want to destroy the coast for a profit and stop them getting his hands on it

>>666175823
Can easily set up a new refinery down there

>>666170316
Tauranga here, Its seriously too fukin hot

but hey at least im not a JAFFA

>>666170316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx1QpnWavLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl9XXEkVc6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-4V3E38Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLaBTAMqaZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwE64PBMHI

DUML

>>666175869
sorry bro there was a few earlier but my phone couldn't saved them and i was at work

>>666175961
That's not what i asked
It's easy to buy a car, but you've gotta know how to drive to use it

>>666175633
Same bro hmu

>>666175998
JAFA not JAFFA. It stands for Just Another Fucking Aucklander. Sincerely, JAFA.

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>>666174652

Next time they do it tell them off and remind them not to disturb the Taniwha who lives at the bottom of the pool, otherwise he will Mataku their ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzvxZ23SKDY
thoughts on this?

>>666175998
>Tauranga here
Which Tauranga poster are you?

>>666174652
Au! Pop a Manu gee!!
Chur!

>>666176092
Learning how to drive is so hard. I'm glad they don't let 16 year olds do it.

>>666175726
damn what a lucky cunt

>>666176160
Kek

>>666175425
Seems to be pretty standard issue. Had the same problem when my speedo cable snapped.
Yeah, screwdriver is the go haha

>>666176259
It was primarily used as an example.
What good is a refinery if you don't have the expertise to use it

>>666175823
i do i learnt about that in high school i got really interested in the distillation process on heaps of different things

>>666176181
>8:53

Fuck off.

>>666175351
Bruh. You only get one second chance. Use it wisely Bruh.
Yolo swag and what not.

>>666176368
My point is, humans have the capacity to learn.

>>666176139
sorry JAFA, am eating real Jaffa lollies right now

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>>666176181

PROVIDE YOUR SERVICE!!!

Fucking stupid Maori.... Stuck in the past.

>>666175817
you joke but one fucking shithead did just that and i had to cradle his neck and spine in place for 10 mins while we got him on a spinal board.

>>666176363
Bloody Nissans, gotta keep it interesting some how.
Yeah! Won't be in a rush to change it again though

>>666176391
She's not here. This isn't a second chance just me being creepy.

>>666175660
>most rivers have sewage in them
mate i can tell you right now the pools aren't any cleaner, especially in aux

>>666176455
There's some dumb cunts out there, so I'd question that statement

>>666176489
Should given it a twist while you were cradling. Finish the job.

>>666176458
But bro! we own all Te Water AU!
cos of our ancestors!

Fuck the maoris

Watching "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Great movie.

>>666176532
You some type of way bruh. You a different breed of nigga. Go ham cuz.

Saitama gains. Alcohol is ruining any potential progress right now.

>>666176741
but cant people own things for only 100 years? or does that only matter if the person is white?

>>666176527
Yeah, I'm certainly not. When your car's done 200-odd thousand km's with some mong at the wheel, you stop regularly changing the filters and just wait for it to throw a rod.
>>666176945
Cheat day, mate. Cheat day.

>>666176181
>rashist
Fucking Maoris

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>>666176741
>>666177058

>>666176834
I feel like I'm the only weirdo from NZ on /B/ :(

>>666177107
Straight up maggot cuz. Second night in a row getting maggot

hamilton reporting in, anyone want fukk?

>>666177262
those 2 have more european blood than the average european

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Anyone drinking a more pathetic drink than me?

>>666177388
>checkin

depends on the size and the location, also hillcrest reporting

>>666177572
i had a bottle of scrumpy now iam on devils cut bourbon and coke

>>666177480

True...

New Zealand is probably filled equivalently with dumb white cunts as dumb Maori's....

I've found on average young maori women are less gullible than young white females...on average I stress.

>>666177107
Yeah after that long there's no point getting fussy about it
I had only done 1000km on that oil and filter, but made the move to a better oil after talking with a company in the UK

>>666177313
I'm right there with you nigga.
-db

>>666177581
didnt even notice my dubs
90kg 5ft, sorry m8

>>666176616
don't get paid for dead kids

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Skinhead dog reporting. Been a while cunts.

>>666177572
That shit's easy to get wasted off.
Drink it like it's water, prefer it over beer, beer bloats the shit outta me

>>666178013

Fuck thats an ugly ass dog /b/rah ....

WTF is wrong with it?

>>666177738
>young maori women are less gullible than young white females

Maori women: "Rape me once shame on you. Rape me twice shame on me."

>>666177939
guess u could give blowies without kneeling

>>666175633
>>666176129
Looking for long term boipussy is a difficult and painful experience. Be eternally hopeful and patient as I am.

>>666177377
Cheat dayzzzzz
>>666177753
I don't remember if I told this story or not, but when I went and got it
I asked him what petrol he'd been running it on.
There was a solid five second pause, and then he said "Uh, the green handle one". Any plans for monthly maintenance went out the window then and there!
Viscosity or brand?
>>666177829
Make your fuckin' videos public again.

>>666178317

White Women...

Rape me once, I'll go back to you
Rape me twice, I'll make you make it up to me
Rape me thrice, oh fuck it, he buys me jewelry, he can do whatever he wants in bed...

Nothing wrong with him. He's a Chinese Crested. His breed is hairless. He's supposed to look like this.

>>666178497
Was supposed to be a reply to
>>666178311

>>666178497
Looks like a rat bro

>>666178402
not really experienced in that field mate, wont be too good. dick pics?

>>666178587

I googled chinese crested dogs, there are some good looking one's out there, but yours..

Sorry /b/ro but wouldn't exactly call it a pussy puller, why else would you get a dog?..

>>666178807
keked

>>666178435
Hahah yeah, you did mention it, still gets me though
You'd think at bare minimum he'd be able to cough up the octane number, not just the colour
Both, actually. Changed from 10w40 to 5w40 and from Mobil semi synthetic to Fuchs fully synthetic. Still couldn't get the oil i wanted though

>>666178435
Naaaaah not nigga.
Db

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>>666178635
He's about the size of a large rat. A bit smaller than a cat. Small banana for scale.

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>>666178807
>there are some good looking ones out there

Like this one.

>>666178798
are u qt?

>>666178939
Things is different in Invercargill, clearly!
Ah, cool. Will work a bit better down here, certainly in winter. What were you chasing?

>>666178807
Asians chicks love him bro. But yeah he's not a show dog and never will be. For every beautiful one like that there's 100 gremlins.>>666179066

>>666179248
nah, far from it, just an easy fuck

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>>666179066

Bro now that dog would get you girls...

"Awwww look at it's hair, just like mine"...

>>666179394
U a grill?

>>666179323
>Asians chicks love him bro

They want to eat your dog man.

>>666179499
They can eat the dog after I eat the pussy

>>666179323
>love the taste

>>666179322
They breed them differently down that way!
Yeah, should do.
After talking to the oil company in the UK, they said what was in it, which was what Mag & Turbo out in, was a basic oil and they'd put something better in.
With Fuchs, their fully synthetic basically ranges from good, better to best. I was trying to get the mid tier one but they only sold it in 4L containers and my car just happens to take 4.6, didn't have the money to buy 8L either

>>666179323

Ah true, I saw a Vice Documentary about these show dogs in China bro, fucking massive dogs sell for like $5m USD, status symbol shit..

You Chinese?

I ask cause my neighbours, they used to have these massive stone lions outside their house right, the other day, be driving past and I see this MF Crane removing them, and in their place putting these solid granite statues of Elephants, WTF does that shit mean yo?

>>666179480
a grill on the internet?

>>666170842
i'd agree with this as an nzfag
there's no future for young people in this country who want to achieve something, i'm gonna be outta here as soon as i can
we brought the brain drain on ourselves
>inb4 people give my (You)s quoting Muldoon

>>666179480
yee, a pretty nice george foreman
dick pics bro?

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>>666179683
Nope, white AF. I love ugly animals. I have a cross eyed cat too

You NZers hide your sheep very well.
Suspiciously well.

>>666179701

NZ /Auckland is an amazing place to live, work, play and bring up a family.

Having traveled and spent 6 months at time working in different cities for 8 years before coming back to NZ, bro I missed it!

Being able to live in Auckland Central and drive 5 mins to work, come home for lunch, as in come back to a HOUSE with grass, can't get that shit in london or new york.

I guess it depends on your job, go overseas get experience then come back here and earn a fuck tonne doing something that's hard to come by.

>>666180012
You're not looking hard enough. They're everywhere