Chip icicles off labia. Insert penis. Proceed as normal.

Get her drunk, norwegian girls are really slutty when they drink but pretty shy when sober

Be Norwegian. Live in Norway.

>>666025973
I'm Norwegian. Girls here are autistics as fuck. Do what you want.

>>666025973
>norwegian

Listen to "Norwegian Wood" -- The Beatles

Alcohol usually works, just either make sure her friends aren't around, or get her wicked drunk.
Cocaine also has a tendency to work.
If none of the above will work for you, tough luck.
Then you either have to find a naturally slutty hoe, or play the waiting game.

>>666026258
/b/ror

>>666025973
I take it you aren't Norwegian?

Right in the pussy

>>666025973
Fuck her right in the pussy.

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>>666025973
Are you British by any chance?

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Bump

>>666027141
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>666027064
why not in the ass?

>>666026258
I want to fuck a norwegian girl

>>666027714
Sounds an awful lot like you are,
Prolly from the south east, maybe half turkish

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>>666027901
NOPE

>>666027999
Okay OP, enlighten me, where are you from?

>>666026119
Not to be Norwegian, fuck your girls anyways GG

>>666025973
Follow these easy steps:
1. pull spaghetti out of pockets
2. walk the dinosaur

>>666028074
I am from a mother

Anyways.... Where is a good place to go in Oslo to find this slutty norwegians?

>>666025973
Don't, give up on your endeavours

>>666025973
If I had a pussy like that on call, I'd be set for life

If you have to ask advice on how to fuck girls then you should probably an hero

>>666028399

fuck off

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bump. WHERE

be a sandnigger and just rape, say you are muslim and it's part of your tradition

>>666032336
muahahahaha, pakitaxidriver¿?

>>666025973
Give me the sauce

>>666032504
Why are so many pakis in Oslo, and all of them drive buses and taxis?

>>666032730
give me norwegian chicks

>>666032861
You can have them man they're filthy lazy sluts and most or the time not even of Scandinavian descent just give me the fucking sauce

bumping for tips. Give me pubs or something

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>>666033157

>>666033531
Here's a secret I bet you didn't know

Those "golden blonde" girls you guys are always lusting after, they all dye their hair that way and straighten it cause they're insecure as fuck sheeple

>>666034086
Good

>>666034315
I'm telling you this for your own good

You might end up fucking a jew in disguise and end up with filthy jewfro kids

>Be a refugee
>rape them
>face no repercussions
>win

wear expensive brand clothes, have long hair and be tan

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>>666025973
>>666026587

ITT: norwegian betas educating other /b/etas.
top zozzle.

>>666034086
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBunPiIzo

Be fucking nuts. Or a cat.

>>666034086
so true

>>666035637
Norwegian here

People here are laffing at this bitch

>>666035734
>You might end up fucking a jew in disguise and end up with filthy jewfro kids

i think norwegian girls are fuuucking hot, sorry

>>666025973
MOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS

>>666036198
>Norwegian

That's the thing, anyone can pretend to be of Scandinavian descent by straightening their hair and dyeing it

You're not getting what you're paying for m8

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>>666025973
Norwegians have the cringiest english accent in the world.

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>>666036441
Bullshit. Im gonna fuck some of them>>666036562
>Norwegians have the cringiest english accent in the world.
I phoned Stavanger once. Tried to comunicate with a woman in English......" jjejejejiejeieejfkdjajfjgjajgfdjglagjdk" Not able to understand a shit

>>666025973
Be a Syrian immigrant

>>666036701
I heard that you may learn to sing first and then, you can start to learn norwegian

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>>666036849
Only possible things please. Im not Sirian, so I can not be a Sirian Immingrant. I could move to Siria, get Sirian nationality. Live there. Move back to Norway and then I would be a Sirian Immigrant. I will forgive you because you did not know that Im not Sirian. But now you know so tits or gtfo., Also, ap or ad ez?

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>>666036849
>>666036849
>>666036849

>>666036701
That's causes they never bother getting rid of the accent, it's either full on southern or CAN I SPEAK TO THE STATESMINISTER

Trust me, I live here

>>666037275
>That's causes they never bother getting rid of the accent, it's either full on southern or CAN I SPEAK TO THE STATESMINISTER
>Trust me, I live here

I climbed to the fucking preikestolen iN A FUCKING RAINY day, GOT wet as hell, share a room with a southkorean girl in the """""hotel"""""" they only have between 3-7 days off per year LOOOOOL, She got mad when I told her my job conditions

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>>666025973
Norwegian=ICEGIRLS a shitfuck

>>666037554
but hot, dude, they are hot. I live here...hot as fuck

>>666028523
go to any club on the weekend

>>666036562
i've never had a problem with it, they are "rusty" but i've heard far worse

>>666038005
Mr. Genius. Where young chicks are going? we are talking about 18-30 yo

>>666037945
don't delude yourself

if they were to wash their caked up mugs and not dye their hair they would be no better than the average jew

>>666038273
anything under 20 are in the clubs that allow them, or at houseparties. You'll probably not get invited though, since you're on /b/. If you're in the oslo area you could party with me tonight.

>>666038273
Totally agree.

First time I went to UK, talk to one guy, first guy I ever talk to there.... WTF THIS SHIT
fROM Wales or something, did not understand a shit

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>>666038005
>on the weekend

alochol or drugs is the easiest way, if not you could try being a tanned faggot with alot of money, seems to do the trick aswell

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>>666038461
>being this autistic

Du Ahmed. Ro ned kukken. Du kom nettopp til flyktning mottaket igår.
Stikk til Sverige og voldta noen der instedenfor

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>>666038409
I'm in the Oslo area, I'll party with you anon.

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>>666037945
Below 40°parallel greatfucks, upper like fuck a rubberdoll

>>666037048
Ad ez blue build is the best atm id say, ap if mid ofc ad is mediocre there

>>666038713
ad ez is far superior to ap no matter where you lane
>had about 150 games with ez mid in season 5

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>>666038596

>>666038667
meet me at the chateu at 22:00, i'll wear a dark jacket, approach me by saying; sett deg på noen rotter og si ifra når det lugger, rasshøl.

>>666025973
I fucked a Norwegian girl in Budapest once. Shit was awesome

>>666038858
but its not season 5 anymore, i got enough games with him myself and i like ap better mid so you dont end up with 4 ad and a support

>>666025973
be an immigrant

>>666039069
din jævla mongo

>>666025973
S A U S
A
U
S

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>>666028399
This fucking guy

>>666039069
man må ha hitte en nyeboeg da

>>666039047
no, ad ez is far better now. not saying you shouldn't play ap ez, but saying that it's good is bullshit, mate.

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>>666039029
>I'll wear a dark jacket
k
I'll wear a dark jacket too, answer my approach phrase with: ikke er solen søkt, og ikke med kniv stein skåret, Forrest.

>>666039310
whatever you say b0ss

>>666038667
mmmm. I have this week off XD

>>666025973
be a refugee rape as many as you want

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>>666039999
>>666040111

holy...
CHECKED

>>666039999
if you're that low on game knowledge that you can't see it, i feel bad for ya son. What a waste of quads

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>>666040111
>>666039462
>>666039029
>>666038667
>>666038409

regroup at Chateu Nouf b/ros.
let's get smashed and fuk sum norwegen puss 4 science

4chen, unite

>>666040692
i'll look for the lads with guy fawkes masks

>>666039462
>ikke er solen søkt, og ikke med kniv stein skåret, Forrest.
>>666039029

XD

1) Put mask on
2) Allahu Akbar
...
3) Fuck norwegian girl

>>666041113
nOT reallY my stile. NICE TRY LEE SIN, i mean, im glad to have you on my team


If you know what im talking about, you get some nudes

>>666025973
You're not a Syrian refugee by any chance? remember rape is not an option.

>>666041295
I don't give a damn about your nudes

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Why there is not any norwegian nudes posted yet?

iS THAT 4shit?

>>666041562
It is not?

>>666041562
Refugee here, I fuck your girls hahaha
Grabed 2 of them already, both sexy blondes
Your women are whores and deserve this

>>666041825
Refugees dont speak English, dont know about maths and they are all colorblinds, SO YOU ARE A LIER.

tHEY are also liers, so if you were one of them, you wouldnt say that you were a RefuggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFU

>>666025973
sluta vara svart och bli vit

>>666026258
man tackar, våra har just blivit stulna.

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>>666041825
>>666042056
>LIER

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>>666042605

sTILL want this norweeeeeeeeey tits

>>666025973

like the great vikings of old did:

RAPE

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>>666043034
>norweeeeeeeeey tits
sry bruh

>>666025973
people have gotten permabanned over that photo btw

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>>666043379
...and in that moment, a moist silence swept over the thread...
also, age of consent in Norway is 16.

>>666028523
There is this club in Oslo, and I think it is called "London Pub & Club". That is where you should go!

>>666044046
some gay site?

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>>666044046
"Ett glass" and "Naken" are also quite popular ;) ;) ;) "WINK" "WINK"

>>666041825
well they really deserve it then
gj bro
also pls tell all of your refugee friends how great norway is
thx

>>666038596

Cupan tae

>Be a sandnigger
>Rape her

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>Go to party
>meet girl
>Do shots with her
>''Hard on the bottle''
>Pass out with her
>Profit?

>>666044172
No, not at all! But make sure to be very drunk before entering that club! Then you get free drinks just for being drunk! It's sick.

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>>666045095
Dont be this guy

USE YOUR PENIS

>>666044236
Bor i bygdenorge, sitter og venter på orkan. Har bare hørt navnene på disse stedene der.

I still her, no boobs

>>666045917
go to bed, Thor Preben

>>666046200
Norwegians dont talk to you at all.

Go out night.

Everyone is your bestfriend

>>666046491
go to bed, Jens Peder

>>666046758
ok

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>>666046855
good /b/oy

>>666027747
because nasty

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I'm Norwegian.

And some girls are very slutty when they're drunk.

And i know a lot of desprate faggots who have taken the chance when a girl is drunk as fuck.

It's a horrible way to get laid here, but if you're a betafag, it works.

But remember one thing, if they regret sleeping with you in the first place, you are sure to be prosecuted for rape afterwards. Just sayin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIliPR2b2fE
>>666025973

>>666025973
Be Muslim

Act like you are rich.

>>666025973
be a brown or black guy. Norwegian girls love brown and black guys for some reason

Rape. That's how the Vikings did it

>>666038273
In Oslo there is a club called "skansen" and another called "stage" this is where the youngest chicks go to. Often the girls that just have filled 18 or if you're lucky you might a 17 or 16 y old. They often sneek in with fake a leg

>>666026119
>Be shitskin. Seek asylum in Norway
ftfy gov

>saw there were plenty of images in thread
>Literally only one nude of nord grills
I was sorely disappointed

>>666025973

roofies

>>666048182
This. Pick out one girl. Buy her drinks till your your wallet hurts, than take her out on the dancefloor and make her grind on you. This will get her horny. Then go for a kiss. Proceed with buying drinks and make her your own. ( be sure to pick out a girl that doesn't have sober friends with her.) at the end of the night you get a ride to bring her eighter to your place or to her's. Than it's usually good to go. This seems to work most of the times.
Sauce: im a Norwegian 20 y old. With a lot of "chicks at club experience".

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>>666034086
This is true as fuck. Still fuckable though.

>>666051473
There are some golden blonde haired women that don't dye or anything.
Most of the time that anon is right though.
The real jackpot is girls born with platinum blonde hair, it's so special dye companies still can't get their compositions right to aptly imitate it

Norway huh? Take a lesson from her ancestors and rape her. Pillaging is required.

>>666051985
Of course there are. And most of them are smkoing hot.

>>666051228
And dont forget to ask for the drinking money back the next morning.

>>666025973
Be from somewhere "cool"
Go on a visit
Don't try to hide your accent
Cash in
*I'm from Brooklyn and before you fags gay out about how shitty you think NYC is realize this: all your women want to be here. I've used this to great effect in New Zealand, Taiwan, England, and Oregon (Portland girls swoon over Brooklyn for whatever reason. I felt like I had 3 inches added to my cock while I was there)

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>>666051228
>im a Norwegian 20 y old. With a lot of "chicks at club experience".
what kind of expierience is that? I can't even..
Also
>than
>eighter
>her's

Norwegian in a nutshell.

>>666052644
Stop being a grammar fag, I just gave you the recipe to fuck Norwegian chicks. Isn't that why you're here?

>>666025973
> Be me
> Be fucking one for 6 years

>>666027141
I'm British and fuck your women :) they prefer it.

>>666034086
Not mine. Genuine blonde. There are so many naturally attractive girls in Norway I don't get why people obsess over the horrible slutty fake ones

Anyone got any Norwegian amateur nudes?
Intreagued foreigner here

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>>666053704

>>666054362
>>666054552
Kek moar

I fucked a finish chick the other Day. Just be Dominant and all like yeah i wanna fuck you and she will love it- heard Skandinavien guys are pussys.

>>666055564
Depends on where in the country you are.

>>666056165
Yeah in faggotville it's not like that at all. Wich is where you guys live