>>665847144
She used to.
Then it was nothing but reruns on Comedy Central that I've already seen.

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>>665847976
i mean sexually

>>665847144
yeah, she makes me annoyed.

>>665847144
na her Rep is breaking

>>665847144
Nope.

>>665847144
Makes me want to rage quit her life. Other than that, no.

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>>665848284
>>665848394
do you even boner /b/ros?

>>665847144
Nothing pleasant no. I find her repulsive and her comedy annoying. But that's just me

>>665848454
I'm just not particular to her brand of comedy.

At least I don't hate her every fiber of being like I do with Lisa Lapanelli...

>>665847144
>>665847144
Annoy the shit out of me.
Her comedy:
>benis
>VAGINA
>MY VAGINA
>NIGGERS
>black benis
>booze

>>665848454
That hideous chin.
All the fat around her eyes.
Damn she looks bad. Stop with the viral marketing.

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>>665848700
it sounds to me that your a virgin neckbeard who lives in his mothers basement off a diet or doritos and mountain dew and have such disdain for this woman because she is a lady obviously but mainly because she is good looking, successful and funny. 3 things you will never be.

>>665848240

She has the face of a baby mixed with a grandma... it's fucking creepy.

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>>665848878
>she is good looking, successful and funny.
wut

>>665848878
K stalker, but I'm right.

She is using her body way too much to market herself, if I wanted to take her seriously, she should work on her act.

Plus my gf is way better looking than female ghetto Jay Leno.

>>665848240
i'd love to fuck the shit out of her, im a sucker for fat thighs, chubby, tall, butterface, shes basically the type of chick i love to fuck,

shes also fast and witty, joke thievery aside, shes great on radioshows and shit, shed probably annoy me after awhile, but the story and her sexyness (to me) makes her 100% worth.

>>665849077
Wow, dubs 2x in a row

>>665847144
i want to fuck her but she along with all female comedians, might be funny at first but quickly become stale and unfunny

>>665847144
shes ok looks wise, i'd put my penis in it, i've put it in much worse

>>665847144
Yeah she stole all my fucking jokes.

>>665848671
At least Lapanelli has timing.

>>665847144
yes, handies,

>>665849328
Timing isn't all that important when all your jokes are about how much you fuck black guys.

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>>665849243
you dont have any jokes you fat retard

>>665847144
sorry, not into pigs

>>665849480
It's the only important thing regardless of what your jokes are about. Good timing can make shit jokes good.

>>665848878
is Amy Schumer on /b/, seriously, this shit does not stop, and no one with working genitals would post such obscene lies if they weren't talking about themselves

>>665849489
Not anymore, that fat bitch stole them all.

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>>665849077
>claiming you have a gf
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha your almost as funny as amy hahahaha

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>>665847144
I have fucked women just like her....

and I would fuck her if I had the chance. Shes uninhibited and fun. That is some of the best shit you can ask for in a woman.

>>665847144
Think really hard about switching teams.

>>665847144
She occasionally drops by and makes me an epsom salt bath for my bunions and fixes the water heater.

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So is it amy jewmer herself or an agent of hers posting the same few threads every few hours?

every post starts the same way and all the picture filenames are the same aswell, the poster is always aggressive and super defensive too.

>>665847144
No. She looks almost exactly like a fat girl I turned down in college. I also don't think she is funny, mostly because of her attitude. Her material seems very well written and is very imaginative and intelligent. It's just her face and her voice and all her fat and her nasty disrespectful attitude that ruin it.

>>665849889
time to get off b you fucking faggot

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>>665850016
no lmao

>>665848878
fucking hot bitch. rape/10

>>665848878
Amy, you are a fat woman looking for attention and you are lucky that the masses think because you are cringe enough to talk about vagina and penis
>SOOOO original
eventually the whole being fat and proud will cease to be popular and you'll become like all the rest of the fat women who became famous claiming they were happy with their bodies then became skeletons.

>TL;DR Amy is really a skeleton

>>665850016
>>665850016
How about you?

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>>665850870
are you gay?

>>665850969
How dare you Amy!! You fat CIS fat white privileged female whale.

On top of being a fat baby face pig, she steals most of her content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

>>665847144
She can be funny at times
She is really ugly though
She's basically Miss Piggie from the muppets to me

>>665847144
she would do something for me if she'd come to /b/ and show us her vagina

>>665847144
Seriously Amy? We know it's you, so asking /b/ if we like you, your insecurities are showing.

>>665848878
Go away Amy.

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She's funny. She makes me laugh. Lrobably with other people's material, but that's fine. Would I fuck her? Maybe. I bet it be like fucking the michelin man, though

>>665848878
Ms.Piggy/10

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>>665850969
Hory shit, looks tasty.

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>>665847144
i love her so much that i have a collection of sculptures of her & some frog dude

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>>665847144
Not a damned thing

I'd jerk off with Amy Schumer's dirty panties if given the opportunity. I'd leave them in her laundry basket absolutely covered in my cum idgaf

I'll bet she has some sexy fucking panties

Rate my amy schumer phone case

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>>665847144
Have met her IRL. She is not a fat pig like you would think, but is highly fuckable. Would love tenderly and cum on her face.

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>>665851639

>>665851620
>>665851644
>Amy Schumer detected

>>665847144
She sets back the women's rights movement, So yeah she does a lot

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even when shes not looking her best shes at least 8.5/10

>>665847144
She did, but then she gave me chlamydia.

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Say whatever you want about her!
But at least admit that she has gorgeous feet

Sure, she makes me despair for humanity

>>665851849
Ugh

>>665851849
That's an 8.5 to you? Damn anon... how sad is your life?

>>665851849
gr8 b8 m8

>>665851960
you took the b8 faggot

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>>665847144
Ugh, im a man that doesnt discriminate much but, Amy Schumer? That bitch is unfunny, fat and ugly, too much no, just no.

>>665851960
extremely happy you faggot

>>665852052
i would flip a coin if i had to choose between fucking her or amy schumer
both are boner killers

>>665852161
do you struggle to maintain an errection? try fucking men you faggot.

>>665847144
Losing my taste for her slowly but surely after going off on one of her fans for making a joke using her comedy such a stupid little cunt. She will be the next Sarah Silverman soon enough and hated even by her own friends.

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>>665851960
i thought the same way as you
until i saw her on a this magazine cover

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She doesnt even work for me

>>665852267
i just don't like fucking fat ugly pigs

>>665847144
Cunt stole my jokes.

>>665852344
That means your jokes were shit anyways

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>>665851687
Butt hurt faggot detected. I meet the occassional celeb in my job, so as a comparison, she is not much bigger than supposed super model Kate Upton who can look like a refrigerator without a personality.

>>665852319
virgin

>>665849489
If I wanted to hear a joke, I'd ask you about your sex life.

>>665852496
Anyone who finds her ugly is a virgin
okay, gotcha

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>>665852525
that doesnt make any sense you spastic

>>665852659
Seriously, she's a pig.

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>>665851089
>>665851089
>>665851089

People really should watch this. You can't deny she's a joke thief after that.

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LOVE ME AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>665852865
i know that you retard.....

>>665852156
I bet you think handler is funny and hot too

I used to find her funny but she uses the same jokes with different wordings.

Always about herpes or HPV or being a slut...nothing new.

That on top of her accused of stealing jokes...

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>>665851849

looks like michael chiklis. probably smells like a gym sock.

>>665852985
on top of that the hypocritical SJW cunt publicly shamed some 14 year old kid for joking about her being a slut.

>>665851089
did not think is was possible
but i hate her even more now

>>665851849
you're a better comedian than she is.

>>665852867
get paid pupper

>>665852985
not accused
she's a confirmed thief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

>>665851849
8.5? Better get your glasses checked

Funniest part of thread is that Amy started it, and everyone hates her except viral marketers.

>>665853417
you took the obvious b8 you faggot

>>665852439
yeah but uptons face is attractive, schumer could lose weight and still look like a cow, also
>kate upton?
>schumer detected

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>>665853457
BUT SHE'S SO HOT ANON!

>>665853490
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

>>665852867
Get paid pupper!

>>665852929
i dont know who that is you gay. you obviously do faggot.

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>>665847144
no/10

>>665852052
I'm going to puke seeing that.what a sight to start my fucking day

>>665852867
get paid pupper

>>665853842
agreed
amy schumer is gross

I'd fuck her

>>665853567
kate or amy, cause i'm with you on one, seriously i was joking at first but i repeat, IS AMY SCHUMER ON /B/, iv'e seen you fags call boxxy a fat ugly pig, same with suzy from game grumps, those chicks are far hotter and you faggots are defending her, it's not like this is a fap thread either your not trying to get off either you guys are actually amy schumer or you are literaly defending a celebrity for moral reasons, that is some ultra normie faggot shit right there

>>665849694
>>665849694

Yeah, no she isn't. She PLAYS a trashy slut in her act. She's actually an up tight feminist who bitches and moans about 'sexist' jokes when she's not the one telling them.

>>665852867
get paid pupper

>>665851089
Yeah, she's a joke thief.
This video speaks volumes about how jokes get recycled and stolen all the time though.

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>>665847144
No but Sarah Silverman makes me feel funny. I have a thing for her type of Jew.

>>665853842
Her stomach hangs past her fucking vagina.

>>665854131
how many shekels for a lapdance from that queen kike ;)

>>665847144
no

i think she's funny sometimes and i like the fact that she kind wind up so many people

>>665854281
She's pretty sex positive. Could probably get one for free.

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She's got great legs.

Hey Amy.. Stop posting.. Your Howard stern interviews are shit too

>>665852867
get paid pupper

>>665854415
>Photoshoooooop!!!!

Who thought and African elephant on top would fool anyone??

>>665854415
>>665854415

Had*

She's a fucking tubby now. She got a little success and said, "FUCK IT!"

>>665854513
yeah amy
>tits or gtfo
it's how we respond to all other girls trying to affirm their self worth on /b/, also has anyone actually come out and said that they weren't amy schumer hm?

>>665852867
Get paid pupper..............................also amy sucks.

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>>665854415

>>665854865
I love this post for its blunt simplicity.

>>665854996
i hate you for your cunt simplicity

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>>665854754
Squandered potential.

>>665855209
she looks delightful in that dress

>>665855088
No u

>>665852867
get paid pupper

>>665848936
underrated