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Self bump. I want to an hero but too much of a coward to actually go through with it.

>>665483160
A bad headache.

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>>665483299
Take some panadol and gtfo

>>665483160
my dick is never satisfied and I want a cigarette but I dont wanna go downstairs cause its cold outside and Im gonna die someday and none of this will have mattered anyway.

>>665483160
A particularly sore throat

>>665483818
How is it never satisfied? like honestly.
Keep pulling off or you get shit teir head?

(1) no job
(2) no gf

>>665483924
Probably from all those wangs you deepthroat scraping on your tonsils you faggot

>>665483954
Truth.

>>665483954
This

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No gf. 36yr old in 5 months never had one. Don't know why I keep going on.

i admit suicidal thoughts and nobody seems to care. it actually makes them distant. this saddens me. on top of work at 8 am i just dont know how to cope

For some reason today on the exercise bike I couldn't get half my regular distance nor speed that I managed just 4 days ago.
Also wondering whether I am ever going to be able to get a girlfriend. According to a friend who is a girl but is lesb, my biggest problem is my absolutely terrible and robotic personality.

>>665484117
Do what I do man, Drink away those thoughts. Sure they come up every two days or so but just find something your interested in to keep your mind off it

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>>665483160
Trying to come up with something to stop talking to my catfished gf without looking like an ass

>>665483160
It's begun bothering me lately that I'm overweight. Since it's bothering me though I've begun not being a fucking useless fuck and got my arse up to work that shit off again.
Fatness is annoying, but at least I can do something about that shit.

>>665484151
Instead of an exercise bike why not an actual bike? Gets you out and about get to see nature and other peoples shithole households

>>665483818

you bitch.

you think robert scott bitched for cigarettes when he led his expedition to the south pole? no, he got out of his bed and smoked his damn cigarette. who cares if it was his second expedition, the one he died in because he was satisfied with his cigarette.

get off your lazy ass, you lazy bitch.

>>665484294
Good work bro, Being fat sucks ass. Get in shape and slam sluts ay

the girl i want to be with gets with other guys where i decline other girls, my dad constantly gives me shit and my mates dog me after i try and organise shit with them for australia day

whatdo

>>665483160
the fact life isnt inhabited by an uninhibited me and 99 13 year old prime gymnists with skinny booties and fat pussy lips

>>665484347
youre right ima go smoke a cigarette.

>>665484151

you're going to listen to a girl who is in direct competition (for women)?

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>>665484413
Do what I am doing for Australia day, Replying to anons trying to forget I got left out by every cunt. And mate if shes gonna fuck everyone but you, Fuck the dog slut man. Find some shitbag and slam her instead. problem solved.

>>665483423
panadols the rough shit smoke dope instead u clueless cuckwit

>>665484389
I've went from a super active job to a new job the past year in which I sit on my arse most of the day.

My intake has not changed despite my ridiculously lowered activity. Of course I'm gonna end up a fat fuck before long if I continue.

Getting back into it is hard sorta, but shit, once ya back into the habit, you love the shit out of it.

>>665484551
So edgy 12yo smoking durries. Neck yaself

That my qt3.14. 14 year old girlfriend is on the other side of the country currently so i cant slam her
>inb4 liar

>>665484560
i dont want to fuck sluts, i want to fuck the one that i think is actually right for me though yknow. I'm just sick and tired of the same bullshit

>>665484574
Exercise to cope with lack of active shit?

>>665484555
nice trips and we have an agreement.

>>665483160
>did not see gf in 40 days
>told me she loves me like she never love someone before
>never seen her since
>always find a way to not see me
>told me she need time to think last week
>told her ok just need to talk to you about this
>told me ok we'll see monday
>monday... she had a "reason" to not see me again
>slowly dying inside...

>>665484710
Thats what I'm doing now man. Silly me didn't really think about it at the beginning.

>>665484151
>absolutely terrible and robotic personality
I'm your man anon, we should marry...

>>665484706
There is heaps of woymn to root and be right with. find someone else dude. I had ''the one'' and she turned out to be a dog cunt who fucked half of queensland

>>665484739
I broke up with my gf after she constantly lied to me and it was really affecting my mental health/ if its fucking you up, it is truly better in the long run for you to end it

>>665484739
Leave her, Find someone else. She sounds like shes got someone else herself sorry to say bro

>>665484839
everything feels right though other than this, i've never felt liek this with any other woman if you get me

>>665484105
5 months is nothing you bitch

21 y/o virgin

going on a 4 day trip with a girl (who I hardly know) to Amsterdam in March. I quite like her and I'm not too sure if she likes me. Mixed signals everywhere.

>>665483160
Op faggots who never deliver.

>>665484779
These things happen I don't blame you.

>>665484706
>the one that is right for me
>fucks other guys
Why you such a cuck
Just find a new "right" girl

>>665484853
Least you got something right man. Everyone of you fuckers that have a cunt gf or bitch your head over heals with has to listen to this cunt right here. Got ya head screwed on anon

>>665484105
Oh wait you meant ur turning 36 in 5 months. Excuse me. Thought I meant no gf in 5 months

>>665484904
Like I said before dude, Been there done that. Eventually someone will come along to wash that bitch away.

Video games have no magic anymore. Nothing is new and online gaming makes it worse. I sit in the above average area of skill where most people look like retards but I'll never be among the best. It's lonely in that spot.

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cant stop thinking about her.

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>>665483160
No serious job, living with my parents, no gf, low income, little to no exercise.

Although i am tall and naturally well build and the reason i have no gf is that i broke up recentrly,

I finished my masters in Structural engineering so i am searching for a good job

and the moment i find a job i ll say goodbuy to my parents

>>665484924
Play it cool, Don't be a fag and you may get a root out of her man.

>>665485045
nothing to brag about, for atleast 3 months i told myself itd be fine even after the people closest to me told me how stupid i was. I guess it just takes one significant event to make it click in your brain that you're blind

>>665484315
Yes, prob why he has robotic personality. Get in touch with fun and nature to let your soul fly

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Immigrants. Immigrants everywhere.

i may or may not be falling in love with my friend's ex, who is 100% not into me, which we've both established. i want to keep her as a friend so i probably wont pursue or anything because i think i'm just really happy to have a friend.

>>665485089
Yeah no gf ever. I could handle 6 months.

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>>665484941
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>>665483271
>MFW
Get out faggot

>>665485161
Continue...
The above are true however if i have to go deeper my real problem is that my family is kinda poor and i feel obligated to contrubute any way i can so, now i am working for a year and ia m paying most of the bills for...

>>665485171
Trying too man. Fucking, when she booked everything I wasn't too arsed about getting laid or anything, she booked a few months ago and I never even thought she was interested until a few friends said she probably is. I just figured she was being nice because I had weed so I just overlooked everything.

>>665485383
who the fk is this cunt like m8

>>665485131
Just stop gaming for a while. Thats what i do when it stops being fun, pick up another hobby for a bit and eventually youll get the itch to play again.

>>665485383
not sure what you're talking about but happy invasion day fucker. I wore a torn up abo flag on my back to resemble thrashing your arses when we got here.

>>665485191
Most people don't tell themselves the same thing you tell yourself thats what I meant

>>665484105
Talk to girls online.
Fuck. Tons of bitches in your area are desperate af.

>>665484853
>>665484902
I know, all my friends tell me this
but I can't

And why? why would a nice person like her would do this to me?
I'm almost sure something happen and she prefer stay away than telling me
but I need to know, why would you tell someone you love him more than you love anyone and just leave like this

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>>665485161
the bills for my old but really hardworking parents, and i am afraid i ll have to do so for a long time nad even with a better job i ll have little to no personal growth or freedom financially at least - so no car....no motorbike....no cool house...stuck with the same cardrobe for 5 years...health related cost are cut down to minimum (dental etch) so i am feel a bit lost regarding what i ll do in the future

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Don't beat yourselves up about it. Or the hopelessness will keep piling up. Be more like this guy

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>>665485152
I know the feel anon
the feels...

I want to play video games but I also want to post here, also my ps+ subscription is ending soon, there's this beautiful actress that died last month, thinking if I should watch a movie of her or not. Also I had to pay for the cable because mom didn't have money.

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>>665485444
Checked and some fag said the OP is not replying when I replied to as much as I could..

>>665485699
ah that's better to have context. lol

Liquid shits

>>665485617
Because women either think that they can't tell you and hide it from you so that they dont hurt you, even thogh they know how much it does, OR they do it purposely just to fuck you over

Wife is sick and I'm getting sick of my month long sex drought. She offers bjs but has coughing fits during so i don't bother. Went over to a friend's together today and she's running around in a bikini grinding on my missus and I just want to fuck arg.

>>665485699
no worries bro

checked you too gz on 99

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>>665485680
I'm here for you man.

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>>665485658
Or these people

>>665483160
Wanting to suck a dick so bad but cant bring myself to do it.

I'm turning 30 soon and want to start growing up, but my best (and technically only) friend seems to want to carry on drinking and doing drugs like we did throughout our 20's. We've been friends for more than 10yrs now and I'll have to end our friendship if he continues to be a shitty influence on me

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>>665485797
Sorry man, Its Australia day and been drinking by myself the majority of the day.

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What the fuck people. pussy of the past is getting the best of you, all i see is pussy related problems that in reality are problems related to your self esteem, go fuck yourself with a nice girl and stop crying

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>>665485940
same boat fam

old people on the bus
I don't want to hear how awesome communism was, you fucktards

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>>665485814
I still think she's different, but day after day I feel worse

>>665485940
it's okay, I'd like to say I'm celebrating also but I had work today so I'm tired and just talking shit here while listening to the hottest 100 that I missed the last half of.

>>665485871
suck your thumb, basically the same thing.

>>665486010
She isnt different

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>>665485992
Fuckin shit ay!

>>665485968
none where I am compadre.

it's full of men and old women.

I fucking hate remote locations.

>>665483160
>>665483160
our toxic culture
we're all so fucked
humans are destroying ourselves and the place we live. insane.

we all try to ignore it by gaming, lurking, fapping, buying nice things,
but its still happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOOuGb_E86Q

>>665486031
less mess really.

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My girlfriend has developed into my best friend. I really care about her but ultimately.. Im not sexually attracted to her at all. She just turned 30... I dont want to have kids with her but also dont want to break up with her.

I have already been in this situation before and breaking up depressed me at least a year and felt guilty for another year or so.

>>665483160

My girl dumped me. It's the first time I have been broken up with rather than being the one to break up with the other person. Feelsbadman.

>>665486023
All good

>>665485818
>through sickness
you're a shit lol

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>>665486077
then i feel for you man - take another pic of the set to compensate for the lack of pussy in your area

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My life could be worse... Though the only way I can sustain myself is leeching off of society. I took every handout I could and now I'm stuck this way. I cannot pursue a job ever or I'll get fucked. The only one I can blame for my life being this way is me.

>>665485584
nice

>>665486010
before you make a rash decision actually check up on her first, or ask a friend to do it (but make sure that he/she isn't too close to her). Information is key to planning your next move. Also yes this is robot guy again.

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>>665486064
she is, please god, tell me she is

>>665486107
Oh yeah dude, We are defiantly fucked later on or so, but in the mean time face reality, get munted and make sure your munted when it happens.

>>665483160
I met the girl I want to marry. She is exactly what I was hoping for. She is simply perfect a solid 9/10, curvy but far frow chubby, crazy intelligence and thinking, strange funny and exactly 100% my humor. Dammit I would do almost anything to get her.

I am still in a relationship and cant leave the girl - I am the one who made her kind of addicted, she isnt doing good. If I leave her now I cant get it in tune with my conscience.

>>665486123
Well till they cum yeah its less mess

>>665486222
much appreciated.

>>665486253
but i can't ignore the fact the people making it happen are fucking stupid arseholes

Cheating on my wife. The thing that bothers me is that it doesn't bother me.

>>665486125
do something to love her like you once did you faggot fuck sakes, take her out on the town, fuck her in the shit pipe just do ssomething man

>>665486228
she's acting like everything is fine
she wrks 60h per week and when she has some time she's with her female friends
and after she text me like "sorry I'll work 60h in 5 days I can't see you'"

>>665486343
Guess I got my head up my arse when I get on the piss brother. I know what ya mean though

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>>665486125
thats really tough - my closest frined had the same experience. He broke up for a year or so and fucked a couple girls. He found out that for him mental communicatiion is more important and after some long talks he and his girl are now together happier than before. Also he found a way to get his dick up with her again (its all on your mind) if you want her that bad find a way to make it work - unless she is 1000kg and has only a good eye

>>665486283
>I am still in a relationship and cant leave the girl - I am the one who made her kind of addicted, she isnt doing good. If I leave her now I cant get it in tune with my conscience.

speak about it with the perfect gril, you'll see

>>665483160
The disconnect between what I'm attracted to emotionally vs sexually and how women who possess both are nonexistent. Also being an existentially angsty retard in general I guess.

>>665483160
the holes in my roof

>>665486542
What are you attracted to emotionally?
What are you attracted to sexually?
answer nigger

>>665486578
hmm yeah, noot so good when it rains

I'm pretty sure I have loads of mental disorders and idk how to tell anyone

>>665486578
Get some coin and fix it? Lazy shitskin

>>665486578
I watch you through them.

>>665486678
Most likely like me, Think and behave like a spastic but go to a shrink and your calm and normal. Cunts fucked

I don't have a high enough income to be as materialistic as I'd like.

At least I'm not in debt but I don't have money to throw around either.

>>665486682
My landlord has to do that. The roof was built shitty. He's got problem with tiny holes since years. I don't have the knowledge to fix it and I won't spend my own money on that because it's not my fucking house, faggot.

>>665486828
Yeah man, I know those feels. 500 bucks a week is hard to live on in Aus.

how my circuitry is scrambled so i struggle to stay mindful but occasionally i'll feel my feet breathing while my awareness shifts through my lungs and phases out of existence upon correlation with very vague events that scatter when observed.
hemispheric disturbance.
also i'm really pained that this is the only thing i find interesting because i'm almost in a dire state to resolve the situation.

>>665486894
Well have fun living in some fuckin boongs camp then. If your shitty landlord wont fix go to some faggot company that ups cunts like this in Aus its called the rta or something. Just whinge like the cuck faggot that you are and piece of piss m8 your roofs will be fixed or instead go to bunnings or some hardware store spend like 20 bucks for that putty shit that fills holes. use your head you fuckwit

>>665486154
"To have and to hold in sickness and in health"
I can't even hold her properly atm she's so sick.

Not blaming her it just sucks.

this slight pain in my head/mind,
it seems to be anguish,
it's been there a long time,

>>665487166
A month isn't really long.

>>665487094
If it was that easy, there wouldn't be a problem. The whole fucking roof has been renewed and there's still water dripping from the ceiling.

Have gf but want to fuck thinner girls. Been with her for years.

>>665487408
>Tell her to lose some weight
>Look for new gf
>???
>profit

>>665486526
She is not comfortable with the situation as well I can feel that. She is friends with my current girl, too. But she made very clear she is behind me. A few days back we talked like literally the whole night, just laughing and chilling. I cant say if I am more like a friend to her, I know she finds me attractive and really likes me a lot. But still not solving the problem.

I just manipulated a girl into giving me nudes in order for her to find out what happened at a party where I was never present

>>665487390
Put buckets out
empty them
complain to landlord faggot
he fix it again
still fucked then move or kill yourself. easy

>>665483160
Gout

There's a girl who I used to talk to for hours on end. She got pissed off at me because of a silly reason and hasn't talked to me for over 2 months.
I constantly look at her dp's. Help me to forget her /b/

>>665487166
dude if she's sick for a month, something's up.
she's sick and you want a bj? fucking jerk it man, don't make her blow your stanky dick while she cant even breathe or fucking hacking all over the place....

I hate my job and want to quit, but I don't have anything else lined up. I can't tell if I'm just burned out or also too depressed.

>>665487408
Easy if you actually like the cunt who actually likes you but is landwhale mention that you want to go to a gym and you need a gym buddy. She will look at herself and go fuck I got more rolls then a fuckin bakery and then she will join you and be a skinny slut that you rail on the reg. fuck what are you autistic or something?

>>665487542
Shit, man. I feel for you.

I'm engaged. Been with my partner 7 years. But I'm in love with a work colleague who I slept with a couple of months back.
This work colleague and I are very good friends and she confided in me that she is infact in love with a another of our work colleague.

>>665487532
how is this bothering you?
Also post the fucking nudes, faggot

>>665487732
THIS!

>>665487732
>>665487786
When it's all done I'll dump them

I feel bad but the power trip is pretty cool, I guess

>>665487494
EzPz
>>665487666
guy you replied to.
satan trips witnessed.
fuck i forgot gyms exist.
youre plaan is so fucking simple it hurts to read it cuz I knew about it too. Fuck man

>>665487606
Anyone got any advice?

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>>665486400
I love her more than ever. The problem is... Love her like family. Don't want to have sex with family.

Im a horny bastard, you don't think ive tried everything?

I want to sleep with other women, but know id regret breaking up with her.

>>665486625
Emotionally I want what most normal people want: someone who's intelligent, loyal, dedicated, kind, demure, family-oriented, but I'm also socially liberal and not into "country" or religious girls. It's extremely rare to find a girl like this in the first place. I've never met one who's also sexually explorative and open minded in general, let alone into bondage, submission, rough throatfucking, anal training, pet play, voyeurism and exhibitionism, etc.

>>665488015
Fag/10

>>665487985
Post now

>>665487985
Nigger why you feel bad?
You got fucking nudes! She thinks youre something and now you got more where that came from.
jesus catcha every goddamn post

Umm... All my friends are in uni, and I'm at home applying again. I did get in a decent college the first time but since I'm such a dumbfuck I decided that I deserved better and dropped out to try again.
My asshole dad was cheating on my mom, and now the whore he was with threatens to cry rape if he leaves her and my mom doesn't want to leave him, I don't know why. Inb4 money, she works and make more than twice as much as him and also has a shitload of property in her name.
All my friends are busy and everyday I just sit in front of my computer and books. I just study, listen to music and play vidya all day, everyday.
The chick I love does not have any feelings for me but talks to me day and night, this gives me some hope and makes me shove aside other chicks who show interest in me, even though this chick knows how I feel about her and does not feel the same way.

You wanna know what's bothering me? Well it ain't the dead nigger in my garage.

>>665488021
fuck the bitch, as in find a new one.
forget stupid bitch for getting mad like a cunt over nothing.
EzPz

>>665487504
you have a choice to make :/
would be hard to saty and lie to the gril
but it's hard to leave the poor gril alone
:/

>>665486125
That's sad anon. You should kill yourself.

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>>665488153
Will post the rest soon

>>665486136
I'm sorry anon. You should probably kill yourself.

Story
>meet girl
>jam video games together
>hit it off
>admits she has feelings for me

Be next day
>distant as fuck
>ask her about it
>she still has some feels but said she doesn't know me that well
>doesn't want to get too involved
>okay.jpeg

>>665483160
Totally forgot to send a thank you letter to the place where I did my internship and its been almost two months now...I feel like its too late to send one....haven't been to the gym in two weeks due to college starting back up after winter break and having bronchitis I feel like I'm just making excuses not to go but I am also glad I'm not around all those new years resolution people as of right now...they always crowd the equipment

>>665488224
STORING DEAD NIGGERS AINT MY FUCKING BUSINESS

>>665487606
That's happened a lot to me, with the same girl. We talk day and night, for days and then suddenly one day no more talking, then after months it starts again. It's fucking tiring. Forget her anon. She's no good. She may be really nice and smart but this will make you miserable. Forget about her, simple as that.

>>665483954
Are yous me?

>>665488023
get into incest problem solved

>>665488402
nice anon. im jealous.gratz, ill be waiting for a bit

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>>665486498
I partially feel that I am approaching my prime or close to it. I feel that meeting other women is a breeze... However, she hadnt been with a guy for 10 years before meeting me and feels 'lucky' to be with me. She also told me that she is scared of growing old alone... I dunno.. We are in different places.

>>665488322
Right, I really dont know what to do
I cant leave the girl I am with right now
If I wont its possible that It will take too much time until my girl is feeling better and the girl I really love isnt there anymore

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>>665488559
Trying to get a brighter shot of her front.. Maybe not even going to tell her the story afterwards to keep getting nudes.

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>>665483160
The fact that americans and muslims are still allowed to exist.

>>665488447
You fucked up. Probably should commit suicide.

>>665483160
I rarely ever have wet dreams. Practically never. Like one per year tops. Every time I do have a wet dream, it's with some girl who I'm currently fascinated with but have zero hopes of working up the courage to talk to. Without fail I've never managed to even talk to a girl who I fucked in my dreams, much less do the deed.

I haven't had a wet dream in the last 3 or 4 years, got married last year. Since getting married my wife and I have had a steady decline in sex until it's almost non-existent now.

I just had a wet dream where I was having sex with my wife

Then woke up and she was fully clothed and uninterested laying beside me

>>665488754
yeah why ruin the potential for more?
nice body, you should pounce if you can. she obv is ok with being nekkid.

>>665488873

I probably did fuck up

>>665488919
True love

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>>665488841

>>665488919
>Never had a wet dream

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Thinking of coming out today.
Pic related (R).

>>665484105
I've seen the hottest girls with the ugliest guys, you either need to be rich, funny, smart, buff or good looking. Pick one and then just keep talking to girls and you will for sure find one..

>>665488919
Try masturbating with your tears. Wet dreams aren't forever.

Not having a girlfriend.
I get $1000 a fortnight from welfare... which means I can get laid every week from hookers.
But I just want someone to love me. :(

>>665488919
I've never had a wet dream either. Didn't know how prevelant they were until I got older. Still, nothing now and nothing in the past. Have hardly ever had a girlfriend between puberty and now, just a small thing that didn't work out for 6 months back when I was 21 a few years ago.

I am definitely not asexual though. I want to fuck things, I just never jizz in my dreams about it.

>>665489103
Why come out when you can just smoke cock and not worry about shit like this?

>>665488841
Hi friend. What third world shithole do you live in?

>>665483160

time TO PLAYNO MODZ SO RAYDD

>>665483160

time TO PLAYNO MODZ SO RAYDDD

I'm waiting on a CL faggot to come suck my dick and he is taking FOREVER and I'm fucking sleepy!

>>665489320
Sorry I didn't reply

>>665484117
Stop being an edgelord and talking to people IRL that youre gonna do something to yourself. Most people just don't give a fuck and they will get distant because they don't need a faggot close to them killing himself. Cunt

>>665489168
Pretty rich, can make people laugh but that's about it. Apparently it's not enough.

why my cat probes my brain whenever he enters my field of awareness because my membrane has been freeze-dried so its more sensitive yet can't accept environmental stimuli.
also how whispers sound like boom in my head because i'm just that insecure about disturbing the peace others have attained.
basically can't express myself.

>>665484117
go see a therapist. its their job to care

>>665490272
Have you check out any dating sites. Those are crawling and I do mean crawling with thirsty girls who will do anything for a relationship. Source:Had an uncle dude is depressing, all he ever talks about is how great 90's shit is and referrences the most obscure movies you could imagine, I can't even stand him after years of being the only person willing to hang out with him. He get's an eharmony, he's now marrying an asain qt3.14.

>>665484264
Just look like an ass literally nobody will care a month down the road, like NOBODY.

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>>665483160
This constant shitstream of "music" flooding the market just because all these teenagers have access to a Macbook and autotune. I cant fucking wait for the new Tool album. I'm sick of "whip" and "nae nae" fuck off with that shit

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20 y/o here. been with 5 girls since i lost my v card two years ago, had a relationship with 4 of them. all of them gave me the same reason why they broke up with me. they said they couldn't handle how stoic and phlegmatic i was, that i never once raised my voice in an argument and never seemed to be mad about anything stupid they did, that i almost never showed any negative emotions and one of them said after 8 months of being together she still feels like she doesn't know me at all.
truth is, most things really don't bother me, i never lose my calm, no matter the situation, not even when my best friend killed himself when we were 17.
most of the time i don't see the necessity to talk about my life. i mean, when someone asks me about myself i answer, but i don't feel the need to talk about myself

i don't know how to change. idek if i want to change

I fucked up my back or some shit. Now I got a constant pain in my left arm. Gotta work this 10 hour shift at the woodmill though. Stay in scho

>>665484151
>terrible and robotic personality
Don't listen to her, first off I have alot of friends who are girls (not lesbians, I'm just a good listener and don't get in relationships very often) take it from me, girls give shit dating advice, they always just say what they think of you not what might really be holding you back. Plus different girls attract to different personalities. My gf likes a more humorous and outlandish thinker. While one of my friends who's a girl likes more blank face, serious guys. There's no real personality for dating just be yourself and eventually some girl will like you.

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>>665483160
My co worker

>>665491589
Stop dating girls that use the word phlegmatic and you will be fine.

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>>665491589
I hate when people say you are too nice

>>665483160
that i'm a worthless piece of shit.

>>665491240
Tried match. Loads of grannies and women who turned out to be scammers when I looked further into them, no one else was interested. Inb4 Gilf fucker.

I'm trying to get over a break up with this girl I fell for hard. Also waiting around to see if I have thyroid cancer. Good times.

>>665484117
Address the main issue, I'd argue figure out what's really bumming you out, and then go to the same people looking to fix the issue that's making you so down. I don't get out enough maybe hit up a coworker about a night on the town. No gf, download tinder look for a date.

>>665491748
Thats code for ugly or babydick. Come on faggots

My girlfriend left me and all my friends left with her. Feel like Im too old to start all over again.

>>665491762
tbh I've heard shit things about match, Eharmony I've only heard good things but I see your point, don't wanna try online dating. Maybe just try going out on the town some night, hit up a club or bar, worst outcome you drink a little don't meet anybody but got out of the house and help brighten up a little, best case you hit it off with a random girl.

>>665491755
You got dubs so you're not that worthless, not to me anon, cause usually I don't get to respond to dubs first. You brightened my day man and I won't forget this.

>>665491825
Ah...I see. Your girlfriend could smell you were a wounded gazelle. Shes out looking for a pride king.

Sadly women are much more primative.

>>665492017
Cheers for taking the time to give me advice. I guess I could try eharmony. Nothing to lose I guess.

That I have a boner but I'm not in the mood to fap

>>665492003
I feel for you. Something like that happened to me. You'll eventually find out you like more your life without her and your old friends and start to make new friends.

Good luck anon

>>665489168
>rich, funny, smart, buff or good looking

moderatley funny, smart, not buff but in good shape, and rated 7-8/10 by some girls
but i still don't get pussy
worst thing is being asked "how come a guy like you doesn't have a gf?" by a girl, followed by the sentence "i'm sure you'll find one soon" and her not showing any interest in me after such conversation

>>665492230

How does one make new friends at 30? is going to clubs by yourself acceptable? Iv never done shit like this cause I was with her for 17 years.

>>665491733
it's a direct translation

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>>665483160
a girl i had been trying to get for ages lead me on, and they when i asked her out she decided that she no longer wanted me and had fell for someone else.
and the guy turned out to be a old mate

>>665491748
didn't say i was to nice. they made it about me showing not enough emotions. how can i show more if i've got nothing left?

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>Be me, 21, girlfriend just dumped me
>Decide to get with girls
>Don't get anything after like a couple tries
>Feelsbadman.kek
>Friends are super supportive, don't allow me to be alone
>Friends try hook me and my other friend up
>8/10 redhead and 7/10 short hair blonde drink with us
>8/10 is stoned and won't drink at all
>Take her home
>7/10 shows interest
>bonernation.wav
>she gets super stoned and drunk and we end up making out on the roof
>Tell her I just got out relationship, and I'm not looking for anything serious
>She agrees
>We end up on the bed making out some more
>She lets me take off bra
>Tells me it's shark week, can't fuck
>Feelsokayman.wtf
>She starts going to town on my dick
>Eats it raw
>We end up fucking in the shower and I feel guilty
>Decide not to sleep next to her
>Come to own room and play Vidya
>Fall asleep in front of pc
>Wake up feeling guilty and worried for STD
>Take her and friends home
>We hug
>I say to her "Thanks for the night, it was fun"
>She thanks me too
>awkwardtimes.avi
>moms spaghetti rushes out of pockets at light speed
>Literally feel hot liquid shit build up
>Make it home
>Toilet needs exorcism
>mfw

I know it doesn't suck so bad, but I feel like shit

>>665492326
I've had that before. Feels great.

>>665483160
whats bothering me is i want to quit uni but my mum wants me to 'think' it over
and 'give it another shot'
'happiness is a choice'
'everyone goes through tough times'
its like shes reading out of a self help book

>>665492374
I went out alone a few weeks ago. Im 30. I actually met this incredible red haired 20 year old girl. She ended up trying to get my number and I said no.

I have a girlfriend, but felt like going out. (Shes was away).

Was really fun.. But now im thinking I could be with girls that good looking. She was a 9, easily.

what trust and emotional confidence are actually worth when they're readily exploited.

Unì exam coming up tomorrow

>>665487618
What do you think I've been doing? I just miss the contact when we usually do stuff several times a week.

Shes already gone to dr got antibiotics but will take a while to come good.

>>665488098
You just described my gf of 4 years

Sucks to be you lmao

>>665483160
Met great girl. Smart, funny, fun, great in bed. Be with her for 4yesrs before I can't handle her need for drunk fighting.
Broke up yesterday. Feel like I'm making a massive mistake, but must take action

>>665488421

Thanks for the kind words, man. I don't think I'm going anywhere, though, I'm too old for a breakup to feel like the end of the world. What's got you so salty?

>>665489103

What a couple of faggots.

Lost my belt...It doesnt feel right mang
Other than that I wanna be an hero cause no job, no life

>>665491602

motherfucker got sniped. that or candlejack's back ag

my headache and my increasingly difficult to fulfill desire to avoid all responsibilities

>>665486224
its chemtrails i can tell from the pixels

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>>665483160
University work, damaged tech and stressy bitches... and also an apparent gambling addiction.

>>665483160
Girls with tattoos.

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I'm bored with the economy. I just want to invent ridiculous contraptions and make art. Everyone else is so fucking thrilled with this economy horseshit. I guess I have to waste my time playing this stupid fucking game with them.

I'm in a loveless relationship, and I don't want to leave it because I'm afraid of being alonr

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>>665496883
But anon, you are alone.
We all leave everything behind at death and only you are experiencing your life.

All i do is play games. Instead of talking to real people

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>>665483954
>buy one
>wait, no job
>sry anon

>>665483160
tbh went to strip club on lee weekend.
super cute chick, cute face inocent looking etc
bonus got to feel tits and ass etc.
but have desire to fuck her like mad.
is this normal?

>>665483160
depression and being alone

>>665483160
Gf has broken leg which makes sex difficult. It's kinda cute taking care of her though.

>>665484706
dude same deal man. aus fag also.
be me in valley (brisbane) super cute chick intelligent etc. anyway mate tells her im 18 when getting drink she becomes uninterested. some sluts come up hand on thigh etc 5/10 total whore.
ledgit stand up and sit away. cant stop thinking about original girl. mates say go for sluts.
die on inside