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>>664187537
just drank it or actually got drunk?

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>>664187537
11 or 12.

Started drinking heavy at 15, never stopped. That was almost 2 decades ago.

15

>>664187958
Pretty much taste

>>664187537
10 or 9

It was just a sip and haven't drank since. Alcohol tastes like shit.

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13-14

17 and it was the best party of my life

My dad let me take a sip of beer when I was 5. Drank my most significant amount a few weeks ago at 20. Still never been drunk though.

>>664187537
Yeah 17 for me too I got my first hangover haha that was the only high school party I went to that was fun and didn't get shut down by cops. Glad I started kinda early cause I can handle booze and my friends don't fuck with me

>>664187537
Had a sip of beer when I was 8 and despised it. Still think beer is piss water to this day

First sipped at around 7
Got drunk at 12

>>664188066
7. Mom had me drink a full beer to show me that the taste sucks. Didn't really work.

First try at 8
First drink at 12
First really drinking and enjoying at 14
stop drinking at 28

still drink for social matter but not drunk

8

21
>played by the rules

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16, here's a video of my second time, haha

This time was crazy though, I cross faded really fucking hard and I did so much crazy shit. Jamming out was especially euphoric.

>pic related
It's me when I was fucking stupid lmao

Got drunk on vodka and rum at age 13 with some friends. Got caught the next day.

>>664187537
MODS MODS MODS!!!!!

>>664188639
Interesting, I thought no one would say 21

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Never.

14

>>664188732
You look like a huge faggot. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>664187537
in 2 years. I had a heat(39oC), and parents did me a compress with vodka(It really helps to drop temperature of the body down). But i, as a kid,sucked all vodka up.

14, and I drank 2/3 of a fifth of Smirnoff's vodka, ran to my house and passed out for 12 hours. How I didn't die from alcohol poisoning I'll never know.

been drinking every day for 12 years, fuck being sober

>>664187537
Stupid little whore trying to drink an empty bottle with the cork on, how stupid is she? I bet she's a great lay.

>>664188140
wait, so you decideded at age 10 that alcohol sucked and now as an adult you still hold that childish opinion?

>the keks are too strong

>>664187537
First time? Young, can't recall how young, but I remember dad giving me a small glass of beer early in life, and having a few sips of champagne on New Years just about every year.
I got stupid drunk once at a cousin's bachelor party when I was 13 and started drinking pretty regularly at 16.

>>664187537
a glass of beer when I was 3months old

its a family tradition apparently

>>664188908
It was b8 m8

>>664188908
How sad are you? If anything, you should kill yourself. Just run to your kitchen, open your knife cabinet and fucking grab one and cut your stomach open. Then grab another one, and gouge your eyes out, and then right after grab your large intestine and fucking hang yourself from your parent's room ceiling so they know that they're finally free of the cancer they gave birth to so long ago :)

Tasted beer at 7 got drunk at 16

>>664187537
14

>>664189298
Pretty much, faggot. That and I'd rather not be some low moral degenerate.

>>664188791
Alcoholism runs in my family so I was trying to play it safe...still don't really drink just had a few beers on my 21st

>>664187537
5. I wanted to taste beer and my mom let me have a sip. I hated it.

>>664189342
faggot.

>>664189700
You never tried it again?

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>>664187537
like 1 year old (for real)

my retard sister tought that some liquor on my gums would help me with the tooth pain

>inb4 nigger
>inb4 murican

just plain stupid and child

>>664189974
I'm studying the effects alcohol related to brain development

Are your sisters pretty stupid

>>664188066
If this, like sometime in elementary school. My dad had the idea that we wouldn't go fucking retard with it if we had a sip or something.

If you mean get drunk as fuck, 15. And I have a story-ish.

> sophomore year me
> bro is stoner, his friend is boozer
> smoke weed all the time, so decide to get drunk for once
> don't really know how much I'm supposed to take
> probably weighed like 140 lbs at the time, took somewhere between 6-8 shots of vodka, whiskey, and I think rum
> also smoked some weed
> can't walk straight and shit
> wake up the next day
> on facebook chat
> see long scramble of letters unsent to somebody i haven't spoken to in years
> thatwasclose.jpg
> bro tells me I have to wake up to go to CCD (catholic sunday school shit) and church
> not realize really the difference between hungover and still kinda shitfaced
> think drinking some caffeine (soda, not even coffee) and eating bread should work out fine
> right as we're there i realize i'm going to be sick or some shit
> puke brown liquid out the side of the car in the church parking lot
> luckily nobody is out there
> like a jackass i tell my mom I got drunk instead of just saying i'm sick
> get driven home
> sleep it off
I mean it's not that bad but it really could've been better.

>>664189860
I'll have champagne on New Years but that's really it. Seeing what it did to my uncle and dad really scared me straight.

Bums me out sometimes but luckily I can still have plenty of fun without it. Would like to know what kind of drunk I am though

>>664187537
16 was when I first got hammered. Never looked back since...

My grandpa gave me a beer at 12.

First time drunk I was 14.

>>664187537
21

I remember it, 4 years ago on my 15th birthday got shitfaced with my skater faggot friends and smoked a shit ton of weed like a degenerate.

>>664190172
just that one, and it isnt related to alcohol

14 drunk as fuck

6 or 7. Someone let me taste beer or wine. Unsurprisingly I didn't like it.

Around 10 grandpa got me drunk on stout. I think I had two.

Around 12 he got me pissed to the gills on cheap whisky. He was a maniac. lol

>>664187537
19 and a half

16

>>664190749

And I bet his hands were around your bathing suit area

>>664188066
oh tasting it shit like 8. first time getting drunk was 12

10 when I had a sip from a beer. Didn't like it. 13 when I got drunk with my mother.

can't remember first sip, maybe around 5
first finished drink ~13
first drunk ~21
first time regretting it ~23

>>664189600
No, you're pretty much just a pussy. Stick with mountain dew.

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4, possibly 3.
Russian pride baby

>First taste of beer around 11 or 12

>Started drinking socially around 16-17

>Got piss drunk at a pool party at 20
(downed 10 screwdrivers in like 40 mins..first time i really got drunk)
>21 now and have a glass or two of jack daniels or jim beam fire almost every night
>mfw i haven't been drunk ever since that pool party....guess I have a higher tolerance :(

>>664191470
I actually got wasted too, stumbled off to bed uncontrollably one of my earliest and last memories cause I'm an obvious alcoholic now.

>15
Never drunk heavily till today (18), getting the others drunker than you gives you opportunities, information, and laid

>>664191470
Wolverines kick your ass

>12 years old
>At a wedding
>Tables all had wine bottles
>Some tables were empty and some no one drank the wine
>Stole a few bottles with a bunch of the older kids
>Went out to the playground and drank wine
>Had a whole bottle to myself
>Ran around like a crazy motherfucker screaming
>Fall off a tire swing and puke my face off
>Find our car and pass out
>My mom couldnt get me up and made my drunk dad carry me inside.

>>664187537
>14

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First taste at 5-6. Dad said it was a soda to make his friends laugh. Funny when i think about it.

Second taste was 13-15. Dad mixed a beer with what was left of a cup of orange soda. I didn't realize it because it tasted like watered down orange soda. Must of been a budlight.

First liquor was at a party at friends house, only 2 shots of hypnotic and vodka. I drank all the bottled water in his house...

18-21 only having a couple shots or a beer (didn't like taste, shots were easier), only when at a friends place or at home wpuld i drink, if at all.

21+: drink maybe 2-4 beers a month. If i go out drinking at a bar or club, maybe 3-4 beers and 2-3 shots, and that'll get me black out drunk.


I told myself people get stupid when they drink heavy after seeing it first hand more than a few times. Things get said and people act like idiots. I swore I'd never be like that. After getting close friends and a keg, i stand to my assumption, and idk when I'll next get stupid drunk.

Also, been blackout drunk once. Stupid on a few occasions.

12. During middle school, my friends and I would skip lunch and drink. Happened all 3 years.

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>>664187537
2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-4V3E38Wc
just like this fag

Never have cause of medication probably never will.

Like 8 I think.

>>664187537

My grandpa gave me some of his "medicine", which was scotch, when I was really young. I don't remember how young was probably in elementary school. He just let me have a tiny sip, I remember thinking it was the grosses thing Ive ever tasted in my light and I just started coughing. He laughed.

I think society is such fuckin wusses now though, like if someone saw that nowadays they'd think it was child abuse. But I think its fucking hilarious and Im glad he did it because its a funny as shit memory.

>>664192249
Great read

>>664187537
I was 5 when I first drank alcohol. It was just a tiny sip. Tasted so fucking bitter

tasted? probably around 5 but first time drunk was at 12 i was part of an orchestra with my school

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>14
>aunt came to visit
>bought some strawberry wine coolers that were on sale
>she didn't like the taste
>no one else wanted them
>i was allowed to
and they tasted like shit, tbh fam

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>>664187537
I drank many times before 18 because my father was always making his own alcohol and let me taste it a bit but I got drunk first when I was 18

>>664187537
5 years old
>1988
>grandma comes to town for summer
>we go get pizza
>beer comes to the table
>dad doesn't really drink so never seen it before
>see this glass full of this glowing, golden liquid
"OMG WHAT IS THAT?!"
"It's beer, want some?" grandma says
>look to mom and dad bc I know it's not for kids
>they nod and say go ahead
>grandma pours me a small amount
>shit's gross
>make a face to reflect that
>grandma laughs her ass off
I think it was Miller or Coors.

first time tasted and got drunk with 15
first time legally got drunk with 16
i fucking love germany

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>>664191266
Eat nigger cock, degenerate faggot.

15 got drunk with a high school buddy ended up eating my deodarant he was scared his breath smelled and didn't want to get caught by his parents. Been an alchi ever since

https://strawpoll.me/6582264

Parents were very open about alcohol, gave me sips as far back as the start of middle school, to remove the appeal of the unknown, that kind of thing. And it sort of worked, because I still can't stand the taste of wine or most beer, and I don't drink except at social things anymore.

They did however never expose me to harder alcohols, which meant that I repeatedly grossly underestimated them at my first parties, which resulted in quite a few fond memories, like losing my v-card at a convention party to some hot asian chick who's name I'll never know after a series of everclear shots.

>>664187537
Probably like 2 or 3
>would beg family for beer
>they gave me a sip after it started annoying them
I'm not an alcoholic, believe it or not. I actually don't drink alcohol anymore except for social gatherings and holidays, and even then it's pretty much limited to two glasses.

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>Anon @ 15
>Older bro has a party
>Bro leaves house, anon at home alone, half empty goon bag on table
>chug bulk goon, get super pissed.
>Go outside and eat grass

Mistook wine for coke when I was 7, so 7 years old.

>>664189298
>>664191266

well I had similiar thing with cigarettes, my mother was smoking and let one cig burning in ashtray I took it and inhaled and i thought I'd die caughing my ass off. Never wanted to smoke since.

never drank in my life, im 20 now
not an introvertfag, been to parties and shit just didnt drink, didn't appeal, is it worth it?

10, was great grandmothers birthday and my old man gave me a beer.

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>>664193642

First little sip like 5 but never ever touched it again until 12 or 13 **first time drunk

I think I was 4. I would go to my dad's softball games and they would make me fetch beer from the cooler. My dad let me try one

My godfather gave me my first shot on my 13th bday

>>664188066
Like 9 when I tasted it. 16 when I got drunk.

>>664188066
My sister said that she used to give me alcohol when I was a baby and cried too much, so she could continue to hang out with her cunts. So 2.

>>664194485
depends, if you have drug resistant personality and have something to do with your life, sure. If you have too much free time though better don't start taking drugs, even alco.

>>664195325
>drug resistant personality
What is that even mean?

Got shit faced when I was 11 at my uncles third wedding, someone put alcohol in the fruit punch or whatever and I loved fruit punch. Anyone else have any "accidental-first-drunk" moments?

had a few sips from dad's beer or mom's Mikes Hard Lemonade as a kid, all when I was under 13.

Haven't had a drink or been drunk or anything like that since then, I'm now 24

>>664187537
Had my first taste of wine when I was 5 or something. Got drunk for the first time when I was 14, but I was already smoking weed a little bit before.

>>664187537
Taste like 9 or 10
Drink 14

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>>664187537
8, and it was a taste of beer, hated it.
>Irish fam
First time drunk was 15 on whiskey.don't remember what kind

13

18

Now 34, and I think drinking is overrated. Don't get me wrong; I drink on occasion, but it's usually about once or twice a year, at most.

>>664187537
Drank 9, drunk 16.

>>664196416
A lot like me

>>664187537
Also 17

0 Throug THE BLOOD OF MY MOTHER IN HER WOMB

>>664187537
8,
drunk 15

>>664187537
7 stopped when i was 15 for no reason

I was like six, me and my sister begged my parents to let us try it. They knew we'd hate it, no memory of what it even was. It was nasty at that time though.

> First Drink
Three. Strawberry wine. Parents were hammered and figured "why not?"

> First time drunk
17. Dad was dying of cancer and let me at the liquor cabinet. I accidentally made a Four Horsemen that filled a cup. I was dunking cookies in it. It was a bad idea.

> First hangover
Never. French x German FTW. We handle alcohol well.

>>664195527
that means some people get addicted easier than others

under 10 when i tasted my first beer foam at a baseball game, 13 or 14 when we first took alcohol from a buddy's liquor cabinet and got drunk

>>664187537
lol, 5
i used to go around emptying other peoples glasses as a kid, then one day my dad decided to teach me a lesson. left out a normal drinking glass half full of wiskey, my brain went "oo, apple juice" since it shares a color. i poured the whole thing down my throat without even thinking.

that shit scared me sober for the next 15 years.

good life lessons

12 used to kill mickeys

Super Bowl XI
Dad split a Blatz with me...8 yrs old. Buzzed. Love the Vikes ever since.

>Anon 15
>Was helping the poor on a town in the middle of the desert after some natural disaster took place
>Mates drank every night
>Talking about the army with a friend (he was 26) that wanted to go into the army but couldn't because of health
>"Hey, do you know the national army anthem, right? "
>"Shit, no, I don't remember it"
>"You're a fucking disgrace, take a couple of drinks from the wine bottle as punishment (he knew I wasn't into drinking)"
>"Sure, I guess I deserve it"
Never stopped drinking socially and sometimes at home after that

>>664187537
8

4. It was a shot of Canadian Club. My mother specifically said "don't drink this" when she went to get some diet coke as a mixer. I probably wouldn't have if she didn't say it. Went down smooth as silk.

Never looked back. I'm 28 in a couple of months, still drink very heavily almost every day. Get the shakes when I don't. Already accepted that it's going to kill me.

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15 it was wine with grape fruit juice, here in argentina its pretty common and its fucking delicious.

>>664198681
Always heard Argentinian wine was like drinking vinegar

>>664198336
>>664197283

we seem to have had pretty opposite stories

>>664198796
whatever youre on, i want some

>>664198796
White wine here taste like shit, but everything else taste pretty good

>>664198867
Casillero del Diablo
May the sandstorm begin

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>>664188066
When I was four, as well as smoke. I'm glad I got to try it at a young age, I learned that smoking is fucking retarded and disgusting, so I don't do it.

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>>664191266
Alcoholics and drug addicts are the lowest of all. I'm not even on some straight edge bullshit. The mindset is retarded.

13. Obviously the odd wine or shandy before then but that doesn't count.

>>664187537
MOAR

>>664199081
brand doesn't really say much, vintage does. but Argentinian red is pretty nice, FAR from vinegar.

>>664199140
Agreed anon. I can't even bare to hang out with my stoner friends anymore since I quit. They're just so shitty.

first time must have been at 11
first time i drank seriously was at 14 at a nightclub during a 3 day school field trip
i never got drunk, i have a very high tolerance for any substance that inhibits nerve or brain functions (once that i had to do a surgery, the doctor thought he gave me the wrong dosage because of how long it took for it to make me sleep)
but to be honest i never really understood why people drink until i got home from my first day at work... while i dont really care much about alcoholic stuff, that day my body demanded beer

probably first time i got drunk was like 12-13
started smoking weed at age 15, been high ever since(8years and counting)
its a lonely road with shit jobs
but hey atleast i dont take anti depressants or sedatives.

>>664187537
11?

14 or 15. legal drinking age here is 18

>>664187537
first sip about 10
first bottle of bear about 14
first hard liquor about 16

>>664199487
Yeah its like going in to a queer party being straight

>>664199846
bear = beer

>>664199533
same here, i get called Legolas by my friends. all you gotta do is get enough down at a reasonable pace.
i thought i didn't really get drunk, but after 3 bottles of sparkling wine and half a bottle of wiskey, even i start feeling a bit of a tingling sensation.

sadly this means that s a student, i can afford to get drunk about twice a year.

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>>664188908
>You look like a huge faggot

The greatest expert (via experience) on faggotry has spoken.

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25, on a regular basis.
Hated it, no point.
I was smoking hash, was more than enough to get wasted with less shitty side effects.

Also, was kinda broke, 10-15$ for a drink in popular bars and clubs, fukdatshit.jpg

I just had enough money for my rent, my internet connection and a bit of hash.

First taste at 7
First drink at 11
First drunk at 13
Full blown half bottle of vodka a day alco at 15
Worked in a bar at 16, too easy to get drunk for free
Be 26 now, still alco

>>664187537
waitingfag, here. 21. was a woodchuck and holy shit it was the best buzz I have ever had. still have the bottle.

>>664187537
I tried once when I was 10. I spit that shit out bc it tastes like shit. thats why i dont drink beer

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>>664187537
>long long ago
>parents were having a small bonfire in the backyard, some family over. My aunt and uncle I don't remember who else
>I was like 4
>drank a lot of milk but my parents had to get it for me cause clumsy 4yr old me would spill
>emptied my cup and asked my mom to get me some more milk
>she says ask your uncle to do it
>I comply and ask uncle, he pours some of his beer in my cup and says not to tell my parents
>uncle is pretty cool tbh
>I drink it quickly
>I even liked beer as a toddler
>mfw I asked for more after finishing because I liked it

>>664189025
That's the spirit

First starting drinking here and there at 14
Got shitfaced for the first time at 16 and it was a fucking awesome night
Also started smoking weed heavily at 16

>>664187537
whatever age grade 8 was

My friends all got together for a straight up Get Anon Drunk Party

Needless to say it was awesome till I puked

playing the I've never game

Fuckin' Cody. "I've never not had sex"

Fuck you Cody I've never taken steroids

Good times

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>>664190260
> smoke all the time
> lets try something new!
> get drunk

those were the days man

>>664187972
Are you me?
When I was 11 or 12 I had a beer with my dad and grandpa. I wanted to be tuff like them so I downed that whole thing in pace with them. As you'd expect, I got pretty fucking tipsy off that one beer. Then when I was about 14 or 15 my sister had a bunch of her friends over when mum was away and they all thought it'd be pretty funny to get the little brother drunk. I don't even remember what it was they gave me, Jameson maybe? I only remember it going down smooth and then nothing else.

This is the first time as an adult that I'm recollecting these memories and it explains a lot about my drinking habits. Holy shit.

My mum let me try a sip of wine when I was 6, first got drunk about 15

>13
Me and a friend went to my home during lunch break to raid my parents liquor cupboard, and went drunk to woodwork. Almost sawed off my fingers and my friend ended up hitting himself with a hammer while trying to put in nails

When I was younger (around 7 or 8) and 8 misbehaved I was made to drink whisky. Trust me at that age you don't want to touch that shit. First time drinking to the point of being unable to move 13.

My first time was a glass when I was 7 my mom made me drink it in order to get some Apple juice.

>>664189298
>pro tip
it's 2016 and the amount of shit posting here wouldn't surprise me if he tried it last week. b& hammer

>>664187537
7

>>664187537
9

Drank half a pint of weizenbier

14 if i remember right. mom bought me 5 long drinks for new year.
heavy drinking started 18
stopped slowly around 30

>>664187537
Had a mouthful of vodka at 6 or 7, because my mum didn't seem to care

Was 16 when I first had more than just a mouthful, which was a good 750ml bottle of Whiskey.

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>>664188066
>taste
>17
are you fucking Amish?

>>664187537
My parents used to put whiskey in my bottle when I was 16.

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>>664187537
I don't drink it is haram

22, I just never drank, but then I was in a shopping mall one day and this 16yr old asked me if I'd buy her and her friends some whiskey, I said sure if I could drink it with them. I took them to a river and we all got drunk and went skinny dipping. Best fuck I ever had.

>Be me, 15.
>Friend of a friend has free house for the night.
>Some people claim that they are going to steal alcohol. No body follows through.
>Go to buy fags. Get about 3 packs of twenty, and a 10g of baccy. only 4 smokers at party, all gone by end of night.
>We wait around for 1 friend to finish his paper round that he decided to leave until 8pm.
>Finally get to house, everyone allready there.
>10-15 people there.
>Only alcohol there, is a few cans of beer, which are gone within a few minutes, didn't get one.
>End up drinking shit cheap wine. ended getting tipsy at most.
>One guy drinks like 2 bottles and passes out on couch.
>A few guys smash some bottles.
>cops pull up around the corner.
>realize oldest person there is 16.
>Hide alcohol in bush, turn music down.
>cops leave after 20 mins.
>Me and other few non drunk people have to clean up the house, pick up the glass.
>Have to babysit guy I barely know, who passed out earlier.
>He starts throwing up all over the place, I have to hold his head over a bucket.
>he then passes out again.
>friends parents come home early.
>they come in tell us all to leave.
>snook drunk friend out over back garden fence, about 8ft tall.
>other friends brother (early 20's) shows up.
>put drunk guy in his car.
>I go home, smoke all my left over fags on the way home.

>>664188066
1, didnt your parents rub whiskey on your gums to help with teething?

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tasted when i was like 7-8.
Get drunk 15.

First time I tasted beer or wine was like 7-10 y/o, can't even remember. But got drunk only when I was 18. By the book.

>>664187537
16 baby

>>664187537

>13
>16 weed
>russian

Living in Germany.
drinking heavy things since i'm 14

15 because australian and goon does wonders

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>>664202242
Geeze!
Thats gotta be the worst creepshot ever!

Looks like you're peeking out of a cracked open closet door, probably hiding/disguised as golf bag or something even more ridiculous and in the end you dont even really get a shot of her ass and if that's not enough, can't even coordinate your phone to take it correctly.

George Eastman would be rolling over in his grave.

Do the work a favor and stop taking pictures of anything but your pocket lint.

Thanks, faggot.

>>664205292
>/b/ - Review and critique of creepshots

>>664205292
i wholeheartedly agree, hell she would probably let you take one just so her ass isn't so grossly missrepresented

>>664202991
>Missed the beer
>Had to drink wine

>Implying it is easier to get drunk off beer than it is wine. You non alcohol retard

>>664205540
lol, that THING qualifies as a creepshot?

what a bunch of fags.

probably got shitfaced for the first time at 15

people over here in eastern europe don't make that big of a deal about getting drunk every so often.

what a bunch of vaper fags.

First sip at 7, first hangover 17, heavy drinker since i went to college at 18, almost 20 now.

>>664205670
>covert perv-photo taken of a girl without her permission

Yup, it's a creepshot, even if you deem it below your esteemed standards.

>>664187537
Never, I'm smarter than your average person..

>>664206455
then surely you have realised all the prospects you miss out on by not getting tipsy with people of higher social status.

My dad would give me cigarettes and alcohol while I was as young as two.

I drank my first entire drink and got drunk on the same day, as a 13- or 14-year-old. I was puking, and very deluded.

>>664194244
kek

I would have been very young when I first tasted it maybe 5-7. My mum would give me a spoon full of brandy if I couldn't sleep. First time I got drunk was at age 10 on nye year 99/2000.

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first drink was last night

feel I did pretty well considering

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well i was around 6 or 7 when dad let me have some beer for the first time, thinking that since the foam tastes very sour, i wouldn't like it, little did he know, about the coming years of punk rock and self destruction.
I was 13 when i've got shitfaced for the first time, half a bottle of absynth, and other liquors, combined with wine, and i've almost killed myself. Kept up with the pace until now. I'm a month away from turning 21, occasional liver pains, digestive system ruined, and kidneys have a hard time cleaning my blood after a good night, so my eyelids are swole as fuck when i'm hungover.
I think i've had all the fun alcohol can give you in a lifetime, and now it only makes me more shut-in and agressive, it's bout time i gave up on it, but it's not easy, the minor withdrawal symptoms, plus the fact that most of my friends are drunks, i'm gonna have to change my whole lifestyle.

Wish me luck, anons.

>>664187537
18

>>664207711

been there before anon. especially the liver pains, they fucking hurt and a scary as fuck. you can do it, just make your decision and be a man of your word. it's that simple. not everyone may like you, but everyone will respect you-for being a man of your word, that is

First glass of red wine at 8, first time drunk at 14 now 22 and rarely drink.

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>>664188227
If you weren't drunk, you didn't have a "significant amount."

>>664187537
>5

>>664207711
Atleast you're willing to try, unlike my cousin who keeps going and then complains about it. It's not easy to watch a man fall so low and destroy himself slowly.

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>>664205540
When the whole purpose of a creepshot is to get a pic of something that the model is showing but isnt aware is over exposed, or exposed in a way hat makes it photo worthy to a perv, then wtf else are you going to do with it?

UNLESS people are looking for criticism (constructive or otherwise) they probably shouldn't ever post their photos online.

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>>664207711
nope, u's a mark assed beyotch for not learning to b responsybile

>>664208637
What language is that?

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13, Kahlúa, played dead rising with a friend for hours. "Infinite salmon." Just about 7-8 years ago.

Bryan, if you're out there... Godspeed. Bum me a cigarette and come visit me at Monmouth, faggot.

>>664194312
fuck, i never did coke until 13 or so

http://plusje.nl/B3wp1F

>>664187537
12, passed out after an hour or so woke up so fucked up, think it did affect my head abit that and started smoking weed at 10

16 on a trip to Italy

Still counting

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>>664207711
TL;DR I'm in college and idk how to deal with my alcoholism.

>>664187537
Unintentionally
>3
Tasted with permission
>12
Drunk
>15
Quit getting drunk
>30
Quit altogether
>38
Now
>40

, 6>>664199140
Fag confirmed

>>664208758
>on |B|
>can't reed fagspeak

noice try

I was like 14 I think
I drinked beer

>>664201060

I took a sip around age 8 and actually drank at age 15.

I don't drink today.

>>664209369
>>664208637

actually i'm an uni dropout, and i've been out once since new years eve, cause a friend had a birthday, didn't even get wasted like i usually do, but felt like death next day.
I'm not afraid that i can't stop drinking, i'm afraid that i can't find another hobby, and new friends, and will end up miserable and lonely.

>>664187537
15, only drank at family events because my family is stereotypically irish

now im 23 and a fully fledged alcholic, doin' the motherland proud

12

20

6

>>664187537
>12
moved off it by 15 for drugs. Partying is now boring without being fucked, coked up, and surrounded by females. Wish I could change shit tbh

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>>664187537
I dont remember ;D

>>664212440
kek'd

First time drunk for me was around 14, first hangover was around 14-15

21

Took a shot of tequila or w/e. Started throwing up everywhere. Just the smell of beer, wine, alcohol makes me nauseous. I've attempted to mix it with other drinks to no avail. Just the tiniest drop makes me sick. So even if I wanted to, my body won't let me drink. Not that I care though.

14 i believe

>>664189298
>not drinking
>childish
Are you seriously telling me that drinking and/or taking drugs isn't childish. Ban this underage faggot

>>664187537
14 quit for 2 years at 17

>10
I was home alone, and there was a bottle of Crown Royal on the counter.

>>664187537
12

>>664187537
14, First thing I've ever drank was vodka and I really loved it, now I'm 22 and I pretty don't like taste of it and I miss the time I could drink it without drinking juice after it to wash the throat :(

>>664187537
Diagnosed with a chronic illness in my teens. With this particular one, I can't drink. And if I did, it would either kill me, or hurt so bad that I'd kill myself.

>>664214851
Your not missing out on anything. Alcohol and drugs in general are trash. Just excuses for people to act like Dickheads.

>>664188066

>taste
probably age <1

>drunk
not sure if i've ever been drunk. What defines drunk? ive had that weird walking feeling and knowing that my brain isnt functioning normally but I can still remember it all.

8, yay for ultrasweet alcopops.

By age 13 I could drink whenever/whatever I wanted. I think restricting alcohol entirely until age 18 (or 21 for americucks) is a huge contributor to binge drinking and abusive attitudes towards alcohol.

13, that new years day was a chunder fest

>>664215264
That's what I do. Drunk people are far more sociable which is great for me because I really need to improve my social skills haha. Next time just start having a chat with people, you'll probably make some friends out of it.

14

>>664187537
Depends, I got my hands on a carton of wine when I was 3 and drank most of it, didn't drink after that until I was 16

>>664188140
What are you Like Fucking 12.. Fuck off back to Reddit faggot

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I never drank

And I mean never, not a single drop

drunk fag can't accept people would choose not to ruin their brain. This confuses the drunk fag as his holy elixir, which he requires to get over his crippling social anxiety and to forget about his shit life, is being insulted.

11 or 12

>>664187537
13, 1 year later i started on weed and 2 years later i started on anphetamine

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>>664188140

>>664187537
first time ever had a sip or first time actually drinking it.

Drinking it: 14
Sip: 8

14 nigga

>>664216328
>>664216247

>>664216321
wtf are you on now then? Rat Poison? Elephant Tranquilizer

Age 4 or 5

>>664187537
6

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Was 2 year old ....now i am 19 and i think i am alcoholic

The very first time I was about 14. And the first time I got smashed was 15 and a half.

>>664188890
turk/isis

12

>>664216705
Im clean now

>>664189766
Being this new