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Canada thread
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also known as fake american thread
>>664048674
Looks like your in the wrong neck of the woods, eh?
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613 reporting in. Avril is my waifu
>>664049034
Stealing!
>>664049234
lmao what the fuck are these
>>664049397
Sometimes we gotta remind Canadas diaper where it really sits in the grand scheme of things, eh?
>>664049397
Images that show American cucks what it's like to be around superior Canadian cock>>664049397
519
>>664048371
fuck my sides, for a moment i forgot about ford
Oh, Canada!
506
It must suck living below the boarder, eh? All the smell of Canadas shit collecting in the diaper that is the US.
I feel bad you guys sometimes. Enjoy your lady Hilary or even worse, your leather faced Trump!
I guess the US education system is THAT bad. Those poor Yankees dont even know how to read and write!
>>664050175
Fuck! If either one of them hosers gets in the White House, the whole fuckin' country may as well just go an hero, eh?
>>664048748
I'm Canadian and that's not far off
Its ok. Just given you southerners a little poke in the ribs. You got the fat, Im sure youll all survive!
You guys are ok. Have a good day, [spoiler]eh?[/spoiler]
>>664049424
WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN CANDY?!?
>>664049676
Me too ahahah
>>664050692
Looks like he'll never get any......
>>664051048
Dead.
>>664050495
I'd rather have Hilary than Trump.
But to be honest I'd rather have Obama say fuck you to the Constitution and become permapresident.
>>664047088
>canada
>>664051242
Terry Fox is dead yet they included him? What now, asshole?!
>>664051447
He should do exactly that.
>>664051697
As long as he still keeps in good shape. I liked it when he looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercials.
>>664051675
Okay. How about this guy? He's dead too.
>>664051447
I hope trump wins because I hate america
>>664051881
If Trump wins, America will probably be nuked the next day. By everyone. Even Canada. If we have any.
>>664051881
America would literally be a joke.
>>664052047
Unfortuntely I don't think mean words and angst y songs count.
>>664052237
Lol, I'm Canadian. What are mean words?
Can we turn this into an area code thread too?
250 Victoria here
typical canada-man
>>664052047
We'll just throw a bag of pucks at him.
>>664052745
Its kinda small for a canadian dude though.
>>664050016
Moncton here
604 Gibsons
>>664052939
nb here as well
>>664052047
Canada is listed as a country with no nuclear weapons but with the capability to manufacture a large amount of them in a small ammount of time.
>>664053515
Be afraid of the sleeping giant that is Canada.
>>664053515
Our local university studies and produces nuclear fissile materials and catalysts.
>>664053938
Chalk river?
519 reporting for duty, at work and thoroughly not enjoying it.
>>664055026
wat city? guelph here
>>664049362
This
>>664055280
Fuckin Tilbury of all places.
>>664055372
never even heard of it
>>664055523
not surprising its pretty a pretty shit town. bout an hour or so north of windsor and south of chatham.
519. Brantford. Good to see everybody wasting time on 4chan instead of doing anything productive. Well done lads. Carry on.
>>664055630
Windsor is basically the worst city in the country.
>>664056608
i dont disagree. too many fucking Americans coming over for our better drinking age. its better than fucking Detroit but you can tell the sickness is spreading.
>>664055900
>>664056533
check'd
>>664052657
Almost same. Vancouver though
>>664057467
Where were you when the riots started?
Hey northern /b/ros American here anyone in BC willing to take refugees if Trump wins? We just wanna survive the reich of Trump. Have mercy on our poor souls
>>664058166
Fuk that lol
>>664058166
Offer us fair prices for our resources and we'll talk about putting them into camps like the Ukrainians..
>>664058166
sorry, you guys made the wrong choice.
>>664058677
>>664058446
>>664058325
Please, we're begging you. I don't want to be gassed because I didn't vote for Trump. I'm in Washington state and I'm not an ignorant fuck.
I'll bring food you don't get there!
>>664058677
>sorry, you guys made the wrong choice.
Only 39.4% voted Liberal in the last election . They made the wrong choice .
>>664059772
Support election reform like runoff voting so we don't get 40% mandated dictatorships anymore. Harper got a majority with 33% of the vote too.
780 here. Taking a shit
>>664059772
>still defending this piece of shit
im not saying Trudeau is perfect or anything, but does no one remember 2006 and the fact that 2 conservative senators are in fucking jail for going wayyy over the election campaign budget? harper was a fucking dickhead.
>be me
>dislocate shoulder
>go to hospital
>they fix it
>I go home and recover
mfw it didn't put me in debt for the next 3 years.
>>664060592
b-but hur hur the lines are so long hur hur
ide so much rather pay 10'000$ for a stitch than wait an hour for a free kidney transplant.
>>664061007
ha ha okay friend.
You probably also pay employees to let you skip the lines at McDonalds when you do your grocery shopping.
>>664061388
im understanding now that mocking sarcasm is harder to pull off via text.
>>664062065
ah sorry eh, sometimes its hard to filter
