905 fag reporting in

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also known as fake american thread

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>>664048674
Looks like your in the wrong neck of the woods, eh?

O O OOO
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O O O O O
O O O O
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613 reporting in. Avril is my waifu

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>>664049034
Stealing!

>>664049234
lmao what the fuck are these

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>>664049397
Sometimes we gotta remind Canadas diaper where it really sits in the grand scheme of things, eh?

>>664049397
Images that show American cucks what it's like to be around superior Canadian cock>>664049397

519

>>664048371
fuck my sides, for a moment i forgot about ford

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Oh, Canada!

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It must suck living below the boarder, eh? All the smell of Canadas shit collecting in the diaper that is the US.

I feel bad you guys sometimes. Enjoy your lady Hilary or even worse, your leather faced Trump!

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I guess the US education system is THAT bad. Those poor Yankees dont even know how to read and write!

>>664050175
Fuck! If either one of them hosers gets in the White House, the whole fuckin' country may as well just go an hero, eh?

>>664048748
I'm Canadian and that's not far off

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Its ok. Just given you southerners a little poke in the ribs. You got the fat, Im sure youll all survive!

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You guys are ok. Have a good day, [spoiler]eh?[/spoiler]

>>664049424
WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN CANDY?!?

>>664049676
Me too ahahah

>>664050692
Looks like he'll never get any......

>>664051048
Dead.

>>664050495
I'd rather have Hilary than Trump.
But to be honest I'd rather have Obama say fuck you to the Constitution and become permapresident.

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>>664047088
>canada

>>664051242
Terry Fox is dead yet they included him? What now, asshole?!

>>664051447
He should do exactly that.

>>664051697
As long as he still keeps in good shape. I liked it when he looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercials.

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>>664051675
Okay. How about this guy? He's dead too.

>>664051447
I hope trump wins because I hate america

>>664051881
If Trump wins, America will probably be nuked the next day. By everyone. Even Canada. If we have any.

>>664051881
America would literally be a joke.

>>664052047
Unfortuntely I don't think mean words and angst y songs count.

>>664052237
Lol, I'm Canadian. What are mean words?

Can we turn this into an area code thread too?

250 Victoria here

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typical canada-man

>>664052047
We'll just throw a bag of pucks at him.

>>664052745
Its kinda small for a canadian dude though.

>>664050016
Moncton here

604 Gibsons

>>664052939
nb here as well

>>664052047
Canada is listed as a country with no nuclear weapons but with the capability to manufacture a large amount of them in a small ammount of time.

>>664053515
Be afraid of the sleeping giant that is Canada.

>>664053515
Our local university studies and produces nuclear fissile materials and catalysts.

>>664053938
Chalk river?

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519 reporting for duty, at work and thoroughly not enjoying it.

>>664055026
wat city? guelph here

>>664049362
This

>>664055280
Fuckin Tilbury of all places.

>>664055372
never even heard of it

>>664055523
not surprising its pretty a pretty shit town. bout an hour or so north of windsor and south of chatham.

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>>664055466

519. Brantford. Good to see everybody wasting time on 4chan instead of doing anything productive. Well done lads. Carry on.

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>>664055630
Windsor is basically the worst city in the country.

>>664056608
i dont disagree. too many fucking Americans coming over for our better drinking age. its better than fucking Detroit but you can tell the sickness is spreading.

>>664055900
>>664056533
check'd

>>664052657
Almost same. Vancouver though

>>664057467
Where were you when the riots started?

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Hey northern /b/ros American here anyone in BC willing to take refugees if Trump wins? We just wanna survive the reich of Trump. Have mercy on our poor souls

>>664058166
Fuk that lol

>>664058166
Offer us fair prices for our resources and we'll talk about putting them into camps like the Ukrainians..

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>>664058166
sorry, you guys made the wrong choice.

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>>664058677
>>664058446
>>664058325

Please, we're begging you. I don't want to be gassed because I didn't vote for Trump. I'm in Washington state and I'm not an ignorant fuck.

I'll bring food you don't get there!

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>>664058677
>sorry, you guys made the wrong choice.
Only 39.4% voted Liberal in the last election . They made the wrong choice .

>>664059772

Support election reform like runoff voting so we don't get 40% mandated dictatorships anymore. Harper got a majority with 33% of the vote too.

780 here. Taking a shit

>>664059772
>still defending this piece of shit

im not saying Trudeau is perfect or anything, but does no one remember 2006 and the fact that 2 conservative senators are in fucking jail for going wayyy over the election campaign budget? harper was a fucking dickhead.

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>be me
>dislocate shoulder
>go to hospital
>they fix it
>I go home and recover

mfw it didn't put me in debt for the next 3 years.

>>664060592
b-but hur hur the lines are so long hur hur
ide so much rather pay 10'000$ for a stitch than wait an hour for a free kidney transplant.

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>>664061007
ha ha okay friend.

You probably also pay employees to let you skip the lines at McDonalds when you do your grocery shopping.

>>664061388
im understanding now that mocking sarcasm is harder to pull off via text.

>>664062065
ah sorry eh, sometimes its hard to filter