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Woke up with her in my bed.. no idea who she is.... she wont
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Woke up with her in my bed.. no idea who she is.... she wont wake up and i need to leave.
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>>663842743
Push the bed outside?
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Feed her eggs
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>>663842743
Put your finger in her butt. That'll wake her!
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Why do her nipples go inwards
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>>663843008
this
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>>663843059
It happens when you're rubbing against them for a long time
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It's obvious. You have to kill her.
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>>663842743
>cock in mouth

Wakey wakey eggs and semen
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>>663843008
I agree, bowl of hard boiled eggs. She has to eat all of them.
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>>663843008
>a bowl of eggs
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Roll her on back. Moar tits.
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Whatever you do don't leave your house untill she wakes up
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>>663843160
Old fag detected>>663843008
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>>663843145
She has a inverted nipple idiot
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1.cum on her face, the smell of sperm will trigger her subconscious and tell her there is a dick nearby
2. post pics on /b/
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Shes moving
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Write your name on her forehead faggot
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>>663842743

looks like shreks wife
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>>663842743

strangulate her
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>>663843146
Also, fucking time stamp.
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Remove blanket and take more pics
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>>663843352
Good. Now kill her. Or anal.
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>>663843268
Not really this is a popular one
>different anon as well
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Give her a wake-up Dirty Sanchez!
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>>663842743
tell her she has an inverted nipple.
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>>663843305
no shit
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>>663842743
Why would you ever want her to leave?
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Draw a swastika on her for head
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>>663843352
pic of her vajayjay
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>>663842743
Show her your pepe collection
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moar pics, dont be a faggot op
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Pull the sheet away wanna see the whole body
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Put your dick in her mouth
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Shove your cock in her that'll wake her up then bust a quick nut and throw the bitch out. Your welcome.
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Pissing on their face usually works
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Post I dick pic faggot
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Shit on her.
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>>663842743
Slap her with your dick
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Cum in her hand then tickle her nose with a feather.
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>>663843507
This
As well as op is just a faggot showing off the bar whore he fucked.... or a cuck either way dough
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>>663843481
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Are you a faggott? Y do you have to leave
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Piss next to her vagina. Make her think she wet the bed
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>>663843386

This
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Already fucked her once. Why not twice?
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>>663843500
this, if she wont wake up, take off the cover and start sharing pics. Worst that can happen is she leaves.....which is what you want.
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>>663843634

If dubs, proceed.
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>>663843666
Satan you losing your edge
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>>663842743
Jam your dick in her asshole dry. She'll wake up, I promise.
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>>663843634

OP this sounds like a quality idea
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You gotta get a snap of her pus, OP. Don't you want know if you got anything good there to fuck?
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>>663843591
Yes!
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>>663843059
Overused buttons, not nipples
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>>663842743
Its Quiet from MGSV duh
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>>663843634
Roll tide
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post a picture of her feet and i'll give you a good advice
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>>663843666
Trips OMG ! I just got shit finger I'm so excited as I'm wiping my ass
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Put dick in mouth
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>>663843668
This
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>>663843811
When ya gotta go, yo gotta go.
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>>663843481
Because of dat inverted nipple.
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She's awake
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toggaf a si op
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>>663843890
New here? -_- dis shouldnt be the highlight of your day.
>I got trips people have to pay attention to me naow
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>>663843990
Then proceed with all pics you can get.
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>>663843990
Face?
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>>663843990
Nice.
Start fucking her
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>>663843990
AYEE My NEGEV
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Set her on fire, delivar OP OR GTFO
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>>663843990
das it mane
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>>663843990
Jam a finger into her butthole then when she turns to bitch at you swipe it under her nose.
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>>663843990
for fuck sake the pictures filename says 2015 abandon thread
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>>663843990
Post feet, dude.
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>>663843990
Nice chode fingers
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>>663843990
How's that swass smell after a night of marinade?
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>>663844116
Are you a retard?
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>>663844116
Op asshole
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>>663843990
Now eat her ass for breakfast.
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>>663843666
I guess you ain't leavin', OP. TRIPS HAS SPOKEN!
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Rail her pussy man
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>>663842743
You have to leave but have time to make 4chan thread? >fake and
>Gay
Fucking loser
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This is boring. Going to watch POI
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>>663843687
mchan is ran by the feds
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>>663843687
fuck off
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>>663844095
First trips on 4chan, but seeing as I'm talking about shit stains you fit quite nicely into my comment.
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>>663843990
Ask what the story is.
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Sharpie in pooper faggot
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>>663843634
This has to be done and turned into a webm
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>>663844577
Yes THIS THIS
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>>663844116
:s
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Update faggot
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Penis in vagina
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>>663843008
Why are you doing this?
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Stop fucking and update is faggot
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>>663842880
Underrated poastu
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>>663844869
EGGS, BITCH!
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>>663844807
>>663842743
penis in vagina and then ask who she is/why she is there.
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Ask her if you still owe her $200. Say you didn't cum so it should be free
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>>663843811

is this russia
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Confess to her that you are not really Obama.
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I'm not sure OP is still here. I think he is balls deep in that.
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>>663845619
She'll know anyway because she was fucked up the ass.
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Her lips on your dick, timestamp the head
> your b/ros are behind you on this
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She left and I'm on the road now... I took a shit ton of pics will return tonight /b/
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>>663845919
We don't need pics of your shit nigger
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>>663845919
why she was in your bed? she told you ?
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OP, You still here? Give us a Status Report pls
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>>663846040
That's why your here you thirsty motherfucker
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>>663846128
nvrmind, I got it.
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>>663845919

hang on didnt you say you had to leave...

why is she leaving? isnt it her place? whats going on?
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>>663846185
It was his place and he needed to leave, so he had to get her out first..
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>>663846185
>Woke up with her in my bed.

can't read?
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>>663842743
she raped you?!
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ITT: fatass OP parades his fat gf and virgin basement dwellers swoon
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>>663846623
At least he has a grill in his bed.
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>>663843990
this was posted yesterday
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do something with her. we need moar pics mane. dont care of troll just want more pics damnit
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>>663843352
why one line in pencil and one line in pen?
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>>663843507
kek
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