this is true for most of this site

Alirhgt who was sucking anons dick in the back?

>walks in
>sees the group of shitlords i have to deal with for the day
>sits in the back and vapes discretely

more like shooting range

I can feel the anxiety from here

>sit in class
>get shot
god bless America

*rustles papers angrily*

>make paper airplane
>gets shot down by anti aircraft
dog bles merica

>skips class
>gets high in lavatory
>passes with a B-

>try to hold in cough in quiet ass classroom

>pst, anon, whats the answer to number 4?

>>663671491
Me.

>plays with pen awkwardly

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>get a call
>ringer is THE BEST

>>663673494
we are just sitting in a classroom you fucking potato

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>>663673494
25

>>663673494
there is no test you fucking Idiot.

* stifled fart *

Alright guys, who fucking farted

>>663671282
>Plays with dick under the table.

>>663673667
That don't mean we can't do work from another class

Ahem so hows everyone?

>gets up, punches nigger, class cheers.

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This walks in.

>>663673929
Shut the fuck up nerd!

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Wanna play Doom and listen to Manson after school?

>hey anon, let's play the penis game
>i'll start
penis

>>663674033
What the hell did you say Brad?

>>663671282
"So, I'm your teacher for today."
>cracks with a whip

>>663673929
>kicks chair from underneath you.
haha look a faggot

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>>663671282
Hey dude, check my drawn!

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Here you go anon, don't tell anyone you got it from me.

>>663674267
THANK YOU ANON FOR THIS JUICY FRUIT YOU JUST GAVE ME!

>Hides under the desk of the teacher waiting for him/her to get in

>>663674254
>Gets up and runs crying
Fuck you Brad

>>663674404
>>663674267
Hey, you got gum?

>>663674404
The fuck bruv? I just told you to keep it down

>>663674267
Hey can i get a gum?

Everyone shut the fuck up I'm trying to do my math homework

ALLAHU AKBAR

all ded, sory

>>663674570
>>663674670
This is all your fault >>663674267 anon, that's the last time I give gum to you

>>663674709
Huehuehue neeeeeeeeerrrd aleeeert

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EVERYONE HANDS UP

>moves right arm under desk like crazy

>>663673555
trips confirm
>>663674267
>>663674404
Sweet, can I have a piece?

>>663674941
Nice plastic gun. You can even see the casting seams from here.

>>663673088
kek

>>663674941
nice airsoft

>Pulls dick out
>Faps furiously

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>it's a substitute teacher episode

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YOU GUYS LIKE MAKING FUN OF ME YEA? WELL I'M FUCKING DONE WITH IT, I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

Runs out of classroom, tosses grenade in as leaves. Boom.

Some of you guys are alright...

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*walks in, puts briefcase on table*

Hello, students. Mr. Hiroyuki is gone today, so i will be your teacher. Please take your seats.

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Guys check out what I just drew

>>663674733
>with intense frustration beading into sweat on the brow of Jabha
>he felt anger, and this day, young Jabha would make Allah proud.
>with a fierce roar, he stood upon his desk and cried
>Allahu Achbar!
*click*
>The detonator failed to switch
>Ha ha reluctantly sat quietly back into his seat. Forever known as the terrorist who was raped by the swift justice of China's production of fine tools and commerce.

*Counts potatoes*

"Secretly beings to wank in the back of the classroom hoping nobody notices"

>>663675769
Why are you saying that out loud? Fucking weirdo.

>>663675669
Can I go to the bathroom, please?

>>663675994
I don't know... CAN you?

*yawns*
*doodles some weird shit in a book*
"Who wants to read my comic?"

*weird kid walks in*
hello, my name is eric

>>663675671
>judges you silently

>>663676272
"HEY ERIC, NICE SHIRT!"
*everyone laughs*

>>663676272
>Please don't act like a fucking autist
>Please do not act like a fucking autist

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>>663671282
https://youtu.be/MirQ4C29HAE
Siblings

>>663676434
*your best friends high fives you* hah nice one bro! I saw that weirdo running down the hall with his arms behind his back, what a loser!

>>663676272
Shiieet i knew an eric that talked like mr popo from TFS

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Substitute teacher day..

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>sitting with laptop "for school" in the back row
>watching streams of junior Asian regional badminton tournament and Australian kangaroo riding
>pretend to be making assignment or something
I miss high school

*cough*

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teacher walks in

*throws backpack in the middle of the room*

>Runs out of class

>>663676858
>looks at you and rolls eyes before turning away

>>663673858
There's your answer >>663673807

>>663677044
Eeew dirty gym socks!

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*bitchy teenage drama queen girl walks in*
ugh i FUcKIn Hate THis SchOoOl. I TOTALLY CAN'T EVEN., UGHGHH

>>663677306
Ay! yall got a tampon?

>>663676434
>>663676677
fuck you all, come on dylan we don't need to be with the jocks

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Once I made a joke about soccer being for fags to my friend, and he immediately repeated it loudly and everybody laughed.

>walks in
>stops
>stares into space
>grimaces slightly
>continues to desk
>sits down
>belms at fellow anons
>unconcerned by smell of freshly laid turd emanating from own pants

HOLY FUCK A BEE

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>>663677538
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>663677538
AAAAH HAH *THROWS BOOK* KILL IT!
*HIDES UNDER TABLE*

>>663677402
I'm no jock faggot, I don't even like football. I'm apart of Choir. I just don't like anime faggots

F-f-f uuuc k thhhis

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Any of you niggers wanna buy some Spicy Chicken sandwiches from Hardees? 2 dollars, straight up.

>I actually did that in high school made a good deal of money doing it.

Quints

>>663677777

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>>663677764

*feminist student comes in late* *her excuse was she was fighting a raper that was trying to rape her with his eyes, so she had to fight him off*

This is one weird class room, I'm pretty sure that's a two way mirror, they're spying on us.

>>663678105
*grabs his machine gun*
СУКА БЉАТ ДА БУШ КАЛАШЊИКОВ!
*SHOOTS AT FEMINIST*

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>>663678105
You asked for it

>>663678194

In the place of where a mirror is the substitute teacher is masturbating directly on the mirror, while looking at the reflection of a 14 year old's butt.

>>663677800
nigga how would you make money with that? spicy chicken sandwhiches cost ~4$ where I am

>>663678357
I need to build my own school for that

*student from the back pulls out fries from a bunch of happy meals he had and he begins to throw them at the people while yelling a cult saying*

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>>663678357

>>663678682
*He yells*
"SALEEL AL SARAWI NASHEED AL ABAH"

>>663674069
I've got vodka!

>>663674145
Penis

While God was staring down at the dissapoint of humanity going on in that classroom, he realized the humans in his human oven were burning again.

>>663671995

>shitlords
>vapes

Oh boy here we go.

>>663674170
Fucking gross! Put your dick away, nerd!

>>663678484
Here in North Carolina they're 99 cents. I'd make a dollar for each one. I'd also sell candy I kept in a locker. Gummy worms coated with Kool-Aid powder.
>I'd sell about 15 Spicy Chicken sandwiches a day.

Shrek comes in and starts using a little kid as a toothpick.

>lights up blunt

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>>663674248
I like where this is going

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>>663679106

>>663671282
Well, fuck y'all, I'm going back to sleep.
>puts hood up and head down on desk.

>>663679019
PEnis

There is a bull in the back of the classroom with a stoned tutor riding it with a tard clinging onto the Bulls ass. Feminist student comes and begins to assault tard. The bull uses his back legs to kill the feminist and the tard. By now the tutor thinks he's dirty dan and begins to shoot people with his cowboy gun while screaming "DOWN WITH THE ZOZZLE FAGGOTS, KEK FTW*

>>663672882
kek

>>663676096
MAY I please go to the bathroom....

jesus christ..

Substitute teacher just sits there and watches everybody stoned while giving secret handjob under desk

>>663680054
you had 5 minutes to get to class why didn't you just go during that time?

>>663679633
PENis

>>663678458
Ayy lmao there is a kid shooting bitches on the gym

>*reaches into bag for 10 seconds*

>>663674267
yo man you got gum playa?

>>663680251
Why didn't you take those 5 minutes to think about getting a new anime pillow?

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"STOP STARING AT ME ANON! RAPE!"

Funny thing.
When i was on school i was a total fucking looser
But i had tons of friends outside school
I never undestood why

>>663673088
Kekerino

>>663680604
Plot twist, that's the feminist student

>>663680604
The teacher is a jew

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>>663674267
Get that weak shit out of here.

*silently cocks back 44*
>"yeah anon I did the math homework"

>>663673494
>>663673494
Dunno i drawed a dick

>>663680690
I'd crucify it ;)

>>663674267
Hey, anon said you had some gum, mind if I have a piece?

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>>663680726

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Hello I am ze new exchange student from ze Bavaria, my name Alois.
How is every one today? :DDD

>>663681145
> kill the Nazi take his candy
Today was a good day

QUIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

T-t-t-his is is mah naw d-dildo f-F-for anime doll. Iz limited edition f-F-faggots. *slowly gets boner and all of a sudden breaks into seizure on floor while masturbating while trying to eat dildo and anime doll*

Okay students
It's time for a test
Roll for your questions
1-2 "do crabs think that fish can fly?"
3-4 "Why can you drink a drink but you can't food a food?"
5-6"if its 0 degrees outside and tomorrow would be twice as cold, how many degrees would be?"
7-8-9 "you simply fail the test. F.
Dubs you are sick, go home

>>663681145
"Hihihi that kid's got boobs! Who's got a towel?"
*whip* *whip* *whip*
"JAG MICH NICHT ICH KAN NICHT LAUFEN ICH BIN VOLL MIT SCHOKI"**

** = please don't make me run I'm full of chocolate

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Can all of ya'll PLEASE stfu, I'm trynna study for this quiz

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>>66367199

>>663681429
I studied

>>663681429
Okay lets roll

>>663681429
Roll

>>663676594
MODS

>>663671282

What the fuck are we doing in Manila?

>>663681755
Ayy lmao i didn't study for that question
Can i suck ur cock so i get a A?

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>>663681693
Test anxiety strikes

>>663681447
>>663681834
You mean: TEACHER!

>>663674069

I think you mean listen to Metallica.

And it's cold out, don't forget your trench coat.

>>663681909
> drops to the ground and piss in pants

>>663674941

Can't tell the difference between black and navy. Get your eyes checked faggot.

>>663681429
Isn't that yesterday's homework?

Hey faggots, pick up your gum off from the floor with your teeth now. Or else the Janitor will rape you up the ass with a broom unless you're a Japanese Touhou player

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>>663682056
Ohhhh! I get it now! It's about a massacre. How fresh and witty.

*ACHOOOO*

>>663682551
STFU anon

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>>663682654

>>663682420
I aint japanese, but im a touhou player, so am i safe?

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>>663682551
Are you done? Are you fucking done?

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>gets up Infront of class
>takes pants off
>cries
>master bates
>ducks thumb
>finishes on >>663673494
>sits down in back of class

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>>663682982

>Whips erect cock out of fly hole

>Starts having lovely big wank

>>663679633

Are you guys playing it right? At my school someone would call out PE, then someone else later would call out NIS. And the time kept getting less between until you started to get PENIS.
Same with Shhhh and IT.

>>663671995
>vapes discretely
>b8

>>663682980
> sneezes again
> shits pants

>>663671282
Niggas its Saturday, Dafuq ya' all doin here? And how the fuck do i get here? It must be fking Blair and her witchcraft again.that Bitch has been stealing my sandwiches since new year began.

>>663683241
At my school it was just always played that the next person always had to say "penis" a little louder than the last person, if you refused you lost.

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>>663683389
"There we fucking go again. The shitlord did it again."

>browsing 9gag on my phone and laughing at cancer

>>663684411
Dude, have you heard 4chan?its an awesome club

>stomach rumbles way too fucking loud

*farts loudly*

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>>663684031
U mad bro?

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>>663684031
I'm sorry. Let's hug it out.

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>>663674267
I hope you aren't like the anon in pic related

>>663684617
i've seen the top 10 lists. it seems pretty spooky.

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>>663684700
Oh god... Last night's fish chilli sub..

>>663680266
PENIS!

>>663685189
You need to stop scrolling 9gag and check 4chan, its has sub category called /b/, shit got alot of amazing stuff

Oh shit, here comes that LEGO BIONICLE loving faggot.

>>663685848
Hey guys! I heard you Loud-Talking about me.

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>>663685848
stop making fun of me!

>>663685224
PEENISS!!!

>>663685848
That naruto headband fag is with him..

>>663685709
Tell them you're from Reddit and they'll accept you

>>663685709
I guess we could check it out.
>open /b/ on my phone
this is pretty good
who's moot?
where's the rage comics?

>nigger walks in
>teacher looks at him and says
>-"Monkey class is next room"

>>663680379
ANON! PAY ATTENTION TO THE CLASS

this was a good thread
rip

>>663680784
kek
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1d8x5y_il-dessine-365-penis-par-jours_creation

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>>663671282

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>>663687329

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>>663687329
k

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>>663687329
e

>>663687165
Nigga u high? Lemme make you higher, follow me to the roof

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>>663687329
I<

>>663687399
Anyone else spam click this?

>>663687329
Did your mom made that? Can i try some?

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>>663687628
>>663687515
>>663687462
>>663687329

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>>663687674

>>663679243
>North Carolina
>gummy worms coated in koolaid powder

Hick detected.

>anon please report to the principals office
>oh shit what'd you do anon?

Hey Lanza!
NICE BOWL CUT FAGGOT!
Lelelelelelel

>>663688749
Principals calling you, dafuq you asking me what i did?

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>your reg teacher is out
> sub teacher arrives
>last name is Snotgrass
No bullshit, we had a sub named snotgrass, the funniest shit
>yfw someone from the back snorts like he's coughing up the biggest loogie.

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>masturbating violently in the bottom of the classroom, next to the Anon that is vaping.

>>663676594
Who the fuck is this person?

Hey Anon, check it out, I drew a penis on the table.

Psst... Anon, I stole my dad's whiskey.
You want some?

>>663690271
That me

This class is going soooo slooow

>>663672148
kek underrated

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>>663671282
Hey, Anon, don't tell anyone I drew in the textbook.

>>663690574
I meant the girl in the pic with the ambiguous age.

>>663673644
keked and checked

Preventing 404

>>663691045
Oh shit, the bells ringing,
Goodbye guy.
Have a nice day

>>663674069
O-ok...

>>663671995
>discrete
>insert pun about continuous vaping here

>>663674267
Gimme some or i'll stab you in the chest.
Thank you

TEACHER, YOU DIDN'T COLLECT OUR HOMEWORK

>>663691686
You're a piece of shit.

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TO THE WINDOOOOW!!
TO THE WALL!!

>>663691686
Fuck you

>>663676829
>High school
>laptop
fuckin kids

>>663691686
That's it
*stabs him*

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>that one kid trying to read to the class

>>663691686
This is why I bully you, Anon.

>>663671282
Teacher, I didn't bring my shit.

Guys... there's a homeless starring at us through the mirror

>>663692427
Bully me more anon!

>>663692549
Window* my bad

>>663671282

sneaks in and sits in the back
can't cover up smell of cigarette though

>>663692567
*bullies you sexily*

>>663692454
You can borrow my pencil if you want, as long as you're not one of those faggots that chews them.
Those people end up sucking cock when they grow up.

>>663692567
O-Okay I guess.
Give me your lunch money?

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I've got to go to my creative writing class.

>>663692877
That was weak anon, I'm going to get Chad to bully me

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>>663692877
Bully me harder bitch!

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>>663692549
Yo kid we wuz kangz n shiet

>>663692549
Is he a wizard?

>>663693061
Sorry...

>>663671282
Fuck missed my bus, how late am I and what'd I miss?

circle circle dot dot and now I've got my OP shot

I pick up a gun and start shooting everybody.

>>663693566
Slowly close the door that I opened, and head back home.

>>663693406

>>663693159
Jamal I think your dad is here with your lunch.

>>663693272
He has a weird thing on his arm, he says he's a time traveler and that... wait that thing in his arm is just a pretty fucked up infection

I wanna go hooome
I'm cold
I'm hungryyyyyyy
I'm booored!

>>663693406
Some kid gave us some free gums,
Suck to be you

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>>663693776
Can I touch it?

*opens a bag of chex partymix*

>>663681145
KEK