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>>662928387
>when
still a virgin
>how
still a virgin
>does it hurt
my penis infections as a child did

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>39

>never
>N/A
>nah, I take antidepressants that numb my emotions by roughly 98.5% [citation missing]

>>662928798
cool you a virgin too?

>>662928387
>when
Like 15 years ago
>how
By inserting my penis into her vagina
>does it hurt
No, feels good, what kinda fucking questio is that? Do you think there are grls here or something?

>January 11 2009
>invite girlfriend over after mom goes to work
>neither is at a friend's house
>been planning this for awhile
>turn off all electronics
>just stand there and hold her for awhile
>go into it slow
>she so tight and little with her 15 year old pussy
>so hard to get it in let alone thrust
>she's trying to take it like a champ but I can tell it hurts
>pull out even though I had a condom on
>we are now married

>>662928387

when: I was 26
how: in my barracks room (was in the Marines)
does it hurt: no

we did it three times btw, was awesome

> back in 2008 in my apartment
> get first gf at home
> start massage her body
> start touching her 36DD (feel gooood)
> begin to strip her naked
> eat her ass like in the movie
> turn her around start eating that pussy
> been watching tutorial soo I know what to do (search how to eat a pussy on pornhub realllly good information)
> once im done she Blow me (feel amazing)
> time to put Rubber on feel stress à
> to stressed to cum but stay hard
> fuck her for 2h30 she cant take anymore
> Blow me for solid 15min
> cum bucket in her mouth
> she tell me I was her best
> 10/10 would lise vorginity again

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>>662929285
That was beautiful

lmfao stfu sons of buttfucktarded asswipe nigger shits u are nevar farked pousey u are just virgen ritard shits but if u rely are not virgen then u got assfarked by ur momos cock when u was lital kids

It was very dark, I was alone.

>>662929739
spotted the virgin cryer..
but then i am a virgin too who fucking hates non virgins who lose their virginity so young as well as all the males who find it easy and know so many girls... :(

>>662929608
> fuck her for 2s30 she cant take anymore
fixed it for you

>>662930138
Thanks for real I came in my pants lookin at a girl by the street wishing about that story I also have a micropenis

>when
17 after party/group hangout
>how
group of friends pitched on molly and me and a girl got close that night and fucked later on at my place
>does it hurt
no, condom is annoying af tho

>>662928387
>does it hurt
why would you even ask this question? why a man would ask this? it's like asking if kissing a girl hurts

Spring of 2013, had just turned 21 and my girlfriend came over to watch a movie/spend the night. She asked me if I had a condom and then we had sex. Didn't finish because I was so anxious.

Bitch tore my heart out a year and a half later. I've been with five other girls since she broke up with me two years ago.

Feels good man.

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>Be 16, 2011
>Member on a emo website, meet a danish girl there
>We start being in a "relationship" and we decide to meet
>Fly from Sweden to Denmark
>Her family picks me up at airport, awkward as fuck
>Drive around in their car for several hours before picking her up
>Give her a kiss in the car, feelsgoodman.jpg
>Couple hours later it is night, me and her stay up alone watching The Ring
>After movie she lays down in her bed, says she is tired, wants me to lay down with her
>After a minute or two she places my hands on her breasts, holyshititishappening.jpg
>I go down on her, licking that pussy like I got payd for it
> " Anon, I want you to fuck me "
>Pressure is too great, limp dick strikes

I tried putting my limp dick in her pussy, did not work. Shame is great within this one

>>662930384
>I've been with five other girls since she broke up with me two years ago.
u slut

>>662928387
>does it hurt

wat are you queer?

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>>662928387
>when
Just turned 19
>how
Had French/Spanish ex over my house, playing with her ass led to sticking it in
>does it hurt
Felt like oral, comfy

>>662930495
one bizarre story

>>662930701
This image forgot about the Donger

>>662930598
>u slut
I don't judge promiscuity. Hell, the best sex I've had was with a girl who had been around.

>>662928387
>when
not yet, but I'm only 18
Had a vivid sex dream about my crush last night, we were in the middle of foreplay when my mom walked in and told us to use protection and left.

>>662930381
i recently rubbed it raw at just one wanking session that day. had to put off orgasm until that girl i was chatting to sent me a nude pic.

lmfao stfu sons of buttfucktarded asswipe nigger shits u are nevar farked pousey u are just virgen ritard shits but if u rely are not virgen then u got assfarked by ur momos cock when u was lital kids

>>662928387
>never
>2d girls more appealing
>sometimes if I fap to 2 tankoubon in a row my wrist hurts

>never
/thread

>when
12
>how
My full grown Mastiff penetrated my tight asshole with his red rocket
>did it hurt
The first time

>>662931296
>/threading your own shitty post
Faggot

>>662928387
>when
15 years old
>how
older gf was 16, went to her house after 2 months, sexored, both virginities gone
>does it hurt
for grills yes

>>662928387
>About two years ago

>She came over after a date while my parents were out to dinner. She had just told me some really heavy shit about her family so we were feeling really close. We had only done like heavy petting and making out before then. I just took her to my room and went from there.

>It hurt really bad for her and we only got to do it for a few minutes. I didn't even cum, tried to jack off but couldn't get there. It was like that for the first few times.

Sex is fucking awesome now though, same girl.

>20
>bff wanted to be fwb, didn't know I was still a virgin
>she sat on top of me and said she was warm so she took her top off
>kissed me
>then we went onto the bed and fucked
>she didn't even notice it was my first time, ha
>yeah, foreskin is a little too tight, so it hurt a little, but nothing too bad.

>>662930495
i always get limp dick the first time with a new grill, i'm not small it just happens, don't worry about it too much

>>662931498
It hurts when retarded juvenile children don't know what they're doing

>>662928387
Once upon a midngiht dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door, tis some visitor I muttered, tapping at my chmber door, only this is nothing more

>when
I was 13
>how
Quite badly I guess
>did it hurt
Why the fuck would it hurt? She is soft and wet and warm. Open her with your fingers and your OK.

For the record that was about 16 years ago and I have lost count but I have prob had at least 50 girls all up. 3 so far this year.
Stupid virgin neckbeard faggots

>>662931780
>Virgin alert

>>662931800
>I peaked in highschool and am now a hermit
FTFY friend

>>662931756
well i was 15 so a child

>>662928387
So, my father came in at night; did his thing and left. That's it.

>>662928387
>>just turned 22 (yeah, late I know)
>>standard sex in my living room after going out to see a movie
>>Didn't hurt me, but it hurt a bit, I'm quite big

>>662931908
Ah distincly I remember it was in the bleak december and each separate dying ember wrought it's ghost upon the floor, eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow, from my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore, for the rare and radiant maiden whome the angels named Lenore, nameless here forevermore

>when
May 2012 (can't remember the actual day)
>how
in school. qt3.14, shorter than me, beautiful blond hair. been admiring her all school year and had been talking to her a lot. decide to make the move since she's going to another school next year and I'll miss my chance

tell her I need to meet with her and take her hand gently and we walk down to the supply room. I know it doesn't lock but it's after school and no one is around. get inside, turn her around and kiss her gently, then more passionately. start groping her and she's stunned because this is all new to her. I tell her what to do and she does it, probably assuming I know what I'm doing. eventually bend her over a box of supplies, slide into her and feel her hymen break. fuck her for about two minutes but she's so fucking tight I can't hold off and explode inside her.
>does it hurt
immensely. she went on to high school and I can't get another teaching position again.

Me, 26 nerd, shes a 23yo whale, but kinda cute. Had made out previously. I pretend I fucked a ton of pussy before. Make out, go down on her and get head, super erect put condom on. I fucking hate condoms. I pound her for a while feeling almost nothing, then I'm tired and slow down. After fucking hours I'm almost falling asleep. Never came (maybe coz I jerked twice that afternoon not to cum too early lol). At the end she says she's clean and on the pill. Fucking condom. Never saw her again. At least I didn't go soft. I thought I hated sex and something was wrong with me but my next girl was all another story and now we're married with 2 kids

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>>662932161

>mfw you are actually that fat that u hurt a girl when ur ontop of her

>>662932089
Exactly

>>662931541
virgin here. i always wondered how u can make out with a girl without cumming!

>>662932351

>I'm quite big

>Is such a virgin he thinks the guy meant fat

LMFAO. That was a good laugh. Thanks, anon.

>>662928387
>16 years old (22 now)
>with my first gf at my place, she was on top, had problems getting hard, since was super nervous
>no

>>662931541
sounds like it sucked

>>662931756
You can be wet as fuck but when your vagina isn't fully grown/naturally small and he's pretty big it'll still hurt like a motherfucker.

>>662928387
>18
>in my car, both me and gf high as balls
>don't remember for her

>>662928387
lol this is actual CP fyi

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>>662931780
>Once upon a midngiht dreary, while I pondered weak and weary
i lost

lmfao stfu sons of buttfucktarded asswipe nigger shits u are nevar farked pousey u are just virgen ritard shits but if u rely are not virgen then u got assfarked by ur momos cock when u was lital kids

I had been knowing this girl for about a year and we randomly starting flirting at some point. So it's around 12:30am and we are texting and she wants me to come over to "hangout". I was 17 didn't and didn't have a car so It was a 15 minute bike ride in 40 degrees to her place. Then we talked until 3am because that's how long it took me to make a move LOL The young days

>>662928798
>nah, I take antidepressants that numb my emotions by roughly 98.5% [citation missing]

which ones? I'm not depressed but i am trying to become more efficient and i get easily excited.

>>662930495
how can you be 16 and not get an erection get your prostate checked I was such a horny bastard at 16

>>662932233
stop it

>>662932543
>trying this hard to defend yourself
Fatass

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>Be me
>17 years old
>openly virgin
>recent ex of reimbursed was a prude
>meet total go out with friend and his girl to meet up with her friend
>mfw
>total knockout
>rapemarryanddieoldtogether/10
>she stays the night at friends house
>friend and friends gf sleep on floor to leave couch open for us
>they know what they're doing
>so hot, but miss my ex
>takes pants off because it's hot
>65° F
>acts like she's asleep
>leans in forever slowly
>hiding massive boner
>"what's wrong"
>end up talking for hours about our exes we recently broke up with
>eyes meet
>clock stops ticking
>reality dissolves
>intense foreplay
>so much skinnier than ex
>take turns going down on each other
>goes all night
>next day's shame and regret
>decide to never do it again
>next week same shit
>I want to fuck
>already has before
>says we should wait
>next mornig
>wake up to her riding my cock
>says I'm the biggest she's had

All of the sudden

>whatthefuckishappening.jpeg
>not now
>famous last words
>"oh no!"
>minute man would have been a compliment
>she laughs it off and says I'm cute
>continue to fuck for a few more months

Pic related: it's her now.

>>662932628
>he's pretty big
Alright samefag
We get that you have a tiny dick

>when
Long time ago
>how
Been with this girl for about 9 months. Lots of making out, oral (not to completion) and a lot of rubbing my cockhead on her pussy lips.

Want to go further but afraid of pregnancy (we were 17 and 16, no birth control). Finally we decide we're going all the way. Her parents are out so we go into her bedroom, get naked, fool around and then I make the big move. She winces but all is good until we hear her parents pull into the driveway. We get dressed quick and run back to the living room and watch TV. Her parents came in, settle down and my gf told them she was going to do laundry in the basement. We went down there, spread a blanket on the floor and finished what we started.
>does it hurt

gf said it hurt a little. some blood on the sheets but not too much

lmfao stfu sons of buttfucktarded asswipe nigger shits u are nevar farked pousey u are just virgen ritard shits but if u rely are not virgen then u got assfarked by ur momos cock when u was lital kids

>>662933301
>All of the sudden
You're a fucking idiot.

>>662933216
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain thrilled me, filled me with fantastic horrors never felt before, so that now to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating "this some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door, some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door", this it is and nothing more

>>662928387
>when
2006, shortly after my 20th birthday

>how
She was living with her boyfriend. He was out for the night and she invited me over to talk. It turned into sex. We fucked for six months unti he caught us.

Haven't had sex since.

>does it hurt
Emotionally. I wish I was still a virgin, tbh. Then, at least, I wouldn't know what I'm missing.

>>662933105
it is not fun, am not that anon but it replaces every emotion with the feeling of "hollow" or "having lost something inside" "empty" etc, difficult to describe but not worth it if you can feel happy instead
also, it's a long-term commitment

>>662932806
:)

>>662928387
Okay, here goes.
>

>virgin
>PC masterrace
>Yes

Injecting dank memes and being a PC mustardracer hurts

>>662928387
more cp please

>>662928387
>when
when i was 17
>how
with a girl i had a crush on for a long time but she didn't seem to be into me. then she changed her mind/heart and we had a relationship for 2 years.

>does it hurt
>that feel when you get every girl you want
>but even if they look perfect from afar
>you realize you will never really connect with any of them
>even the ones that made you so happy for a time
>and you keep looking for the one person that really understands you
>but secretly hope to never find her
>because if you fell apart with her too
>you would give up on life

>be me
>15 yo
>17 yo wants to openly use me for summer fling
>socially inept borderline autist
>ff 3 months, nothing happening
>cuddling on couch watching nemo (don't know why)
>she turns around and tries to kiss me
>beta virgin kicks in
>hide my face
>keeps at it for a little but gives up
>hiding boner for rest of movie
Regret so many things :^(

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>>662933594
Compelling argument

Awesome and done quick

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>>662928387
>16
>harvard party
>na dude no pain wtf

>>662929442
Kek faggot

>>662934552
>2015
>still using kek
zozzle

>>662928387
>be me 10 years old
>cute 10/10 girl comes on the tv
>dick gets hard
>start masturbaiting
>her name was handy, right handy.

but srsly, im at 26 and have never been laid. i also dont take the chances i get when they present themself to me. im just disinterested in the world and people in general. im fine with this.

>when I was 16
>girls stepdad walked in on us doing it doggystyle
>he just walks out of the room
>girl goes to talk to stepdad, i wait in dining room, pacing around
>she comes in the room and throws me a condom
>"he says we need to go upstairs if we're gonna finish"
>she's down, but i'm not. felt weird that he was so cool with it, 6th sense was tingling

>turns out he was recording all the dudes she was fucking secretly

true story. dated that girl for three years before she took a handful of xanax and shot herself

>>662928387
>"Am I in yet?"

>11 years old
>playing with neighbor girl
>she's cute
>been playing for years
>says I cheated when I beat her at some game
>begin wrestling to crown winner
>hand ends up in her shirt
>instaboner.gif
>she notices
>grabs dick
>"what is this anon?, you think I'm cute or something"
>"maybe, I guess"
>she takes off shirt
>almost came immediately
>"you wanna do something really fun?" She says
>"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyup"
Cont?

>Be virgin until I was 24 (felt bad,man)
>Finally get a girlfriend
>Be at her place
>Happy to finally get the chance to fuck
>Worried about coming too quickly
>Put on condom
>Condom is super tight
>Fuck and don't come too soon (phew)

The second time we fucked I couldn't keep it up because the condom was too tight. We made a run to the store to buy larger condoms. I'm not THAT big, but I do need a little extra room.

The experience was sort of an ego boost after going 24 years before losing my virginity. But I still wish I had been able to use my dick on more girls when I was younger. My own damn fault for being such an introverted geek.

>>662934647
>2016
>still trying to force newfag memes
Kek

>>662928387
when i was 14

missionary then other stuff

why would it hurt lol

>>662934647
>2016
>still using 2015

>>662929442
Gay.

>>662934711
r u me..?

>>662934929
>2016
>still using 2015 memes
I zozzled my ass off

>>662933675
Well, actually I was 22 and she was 14, I was a virgin and she wasn't
but who the hell reads all that shit, I guess these threads are mostly for people wanting to tell, not for people wanting to read

>>662934647
kekkity kokkity kek, the zozzle you try to inject. But try as you might, and try as you will, zozzle is shit and not a good hit, kekkity kokkity kek

>>662934816
Please continue

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>>662934732
sounds like a good way to go

>>662934816
cont

>>662935006
Well, you are wrong. How it was?

>When
I was 14
>How
Watching Wilfred, we were making out she was in her panties. Then she starts straddling me. Sudden intense feeling look down somehow she unzipped and inserted without me noticing.
>Did it hurt
I mean zipper scrape did and she made some painful sounds when I was all the way.

>>662934817
how did u 2 meet and get together?

>>662935135
monitoring

>>662934929
>2016
>still using the word meme.
Topkek

>>662928387

>when

I was 18, so this would have been in 2004 or 2005

>how

Was working in a small grocery store and made friends with a one-armed coworker named Sara.

Wind up at her house doing coke together and then fucking.

>does it hurt

I lost my virginity to a one-armed coke fiend, that part somewhat hurts. No romance, just a sideshow Circus of debauchery.

>>662935229
>2016
>not doing your part in the beta uprising

>>662935099
Jesus. It wasn't THAT gruesome, but she did have a sizeable hole in the front of her skull (shot from the back to the front). Probably 25% bigger than a silver dollar, iirc. Could distinctly remember seeing her mangled brains and smelling shit. or death. idk, was probably just shit, bc i think you shit yourself when you die.

>>662935313
>romance
There's literally nothing special about your first time

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>>662934817
>>662934817
>But I still wish I had been able to use my dick on more girls when I was younger. My own damn fault for being such an introverted geek.
shut it!

>>662930495
Mash it in there like you are packing a fat bowl with your thumb. if it goes in it counts. Prop that shit up with some twist ties and a popsicle stick if you need to.

>>662935099
Did she die?

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>>662934991
>im everybody in this thread apparently
>eggmod

>>662928387
>when
Last year

>how
In a hotelroom with a chick much younger than me, no, I didn't pay her

>does it hurt
Only if you are doing something very wrong or very kinky

>>662928387
>be me 14
>going to a strip club for the second time.
>wasnt let in
>what to do what to do
>cab driver says lets go to a whore house
>me and my friends agreed
>cab driver goes in talks to chief whore she lets us go in
>blonde bombshell there and another whore i pick the blonde
>go into a red room with a tv and a bed and wait for her
>she comes in, she can tell im a virgin
>asks me how i want it i say her on top and then doggy
>so be it i fuck her i came in 5 mins
>itwasfuckingawesome.jpeg
(newfag here i might have fucked up with the greentext)

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>>662935449
welp at least shes free of the world now. unless reincarnation is true. fuck that shit.

>>662935508

You're probably right, but I romanticized it in my head.

>>662928387
>When
A couple years ago
>How
We were watching Paprika and she was really horny and wanted to fuck... We didn't really watch much of it.
>Does it hurt
No

>>662930495
>be on an emo website, meet a danish girl there
I can already tell this is gonna be good

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>>662934816
>takes off my pants
>puts tip in her mouth
>ohshitniggaimcumming.png
>still hard cause muh hormones
>she takes off her pants
>"your turn, anon"
>no clue what I'm doing
>start to lick her pussy
>she seems to like it so I keep going
>really wet now
>says "lay down and close your eyes"
>why the hell not?
>lay down and feel warmth on my dick again like when she sucked it before but tighter
>look up and she's wincing and making sexy little "oof" noises
>look down and she's got my dick inside her
>she sees me looking
>"dammit anon, I told you not to look"
>punches me in the chest
>cum inside her
>mfw I can't cum with a girl to this day unless she punches me in the chest

>>662935218
On a website for a shared mutual interest, haha. I couldn't pull it off conventionally, but, hey, it worked. We did the long-distance thing until she cheated on me with a coworker. I'm still glad I finally got the opportunity, though (and I have had sex with others since then).

I wouldn't recommend being an awkward geek who has to use a message board to meet a girl and finally lose his virginity, but I wouldn't rule out the "meet girl on the internet" method for those of you who can't get the conventional methods to work.

It becomes easier after you have your first, once you have confidence you can find a girl who wants to have sex with and/or be in a relationship with you.

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Alright let's do this. I'll greentext
>be me
>15
>mid summer a few years ago
>Chick I had been talking to for a while wants to hang out
>she's 16
>walk to meet her
>end up taking a walk through the woods
>we stop at a small pond by the water
>tells me to sit down
>it's happening.png
>she pulls out a roll of condoms
>takes off my shorts
>blows me for a solid 10 minutes
>god tier, almost cum at this point
>she stops and takes down her panties
>I get on top and make penetration
>ohfuck.flac, it was amazing
>fuck her brains out
>use all my might and make her scream my name
>pull out and she lets me finish in her mouth
>walk back home and order a pizza with her and netflix
>we fuck a second time before she goes home

Pic related : this was the chick (more recent pic, she's legal now)

>>662928387
last summer when i was 19
in a hotelroom in Turkey

first missonary, but i didn´t came so she got on top, still didn´t cum, i suggested to go in the shower as that was one of my fantasies
but there was a problem with the water pipes and the water was ice cold
so we went back to bed i asked her to suck my dick, she did
still didn´t cum
after like one hour of sucking my dick started to hurt so i told her to stop
that was it

it didn´t hurt at first but after like 2 and a half hours my dick was too sore

Okay so gf2 and I have been together for almost a year and we've had sex a ton of times
However, almost every single time she says it hurts. I offer to stop out of guilt but she says to keep going so I do but gently.
Sometimes she even stops and comes up with an excuse of being thirsty.
So she drinks water or whatever and we get Back to it
Also for guys saying itnshouldnt hurt for guys, it sometimes does hurt for me but that's probably bc gf isn't wet enough.
Any thoughts as to why she gets pain still?

>>662935777
as an oldfag i can tell u did alright :)

>>662930495
Good times, I also lost my cherry to a girl from Emocore. Thank god for slutcentral

With a slut named Cassidy parlee in Canada. She was molested as a kid so she fucked good. She's into loli roleplay. Crazy as fuck tho

>>662934711
trust me anon get a hooker you will feel more relaxed and more comfortable around women

>When
about 2.5 years ago.
>How
first girlfriend and I started making out and she got wet for the first time, asked me to take her virginity (as well as she take mine). We did it 2 weeks later in the middle of an abandoned subdivision. Romantic, right?
>Does it hurt?
She said it does. It still does for her because her pussy hole isnt very large (shes small for her age (19) and I am a giant with a big dick). For me, I was super nervous and couldn't get up. I think I got in, then it became unerect, and that was that

ayy lmao

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>when
I was 18, so about 5 years go
>how
Went to Amsterdam with friends, paid 50 euros for fucking a girl (she was a Mia Khalifa look a like, pic related). She didn't take her bra off (she wanted another 50 euros) and i got a blowjob and sex. >does it hurt
Physically, no. Mentally it will hunt you for your entire life. I got hard and after 30 second it was flaccid. I wasn't even able to reach a full erection. And, still to this day, that was the only sexual experience i've ever had and I'm perfectly fine with it.

>>662933896
PC mustardrace cuz consoles can't ketchup.

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>>662935099

Why the fuck do these retards always shoot the front of their face off? Hint: That's not where your brain is, you just completely blind yourself, shatter your jaw into dozens of little bone shards and destroy your nasal cavities. That is literally the worst way to die. It turns you into a vegetable, suffering in agony for a few minutes before you bleed out. If you want to die instantly you have to blow a hole in your brain-stem. No wonder they wanted they wanted to kill themselves they lack knowledge of basic human physiology.

>protip: shoot from the back of your head, tilted slightly upwards.

>>662935515
Keep trying, man. It takes persistence and luck to get that first chance. You have to put yourself in a position to notice and land and an opportunity. Your day will come!

>>662928387
>when
Just a moment ago
>how
I fucked my sister
>does it hurt
Yes, I lost my head.
mfw I am a praying mantis

>>662936303
thanks anon :)

>>662928387
>when
16
>How
In the bathroom at my house, f fucked her right in the pussy, no condoms :D
>does it hurt
Only applies to homos
When I did it shit was cash

>>662936667
>offbyone.png

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>>662936458
? im very relaxed and comfortable around women. thats why i keep getting invites to go places with them and "chill". like i said, im just not interested in the world or people in general. i think thats part of the reason nearly every single woman at my work has asked me out or hass flirted with me until they realize i dont give a shit for real and stop trying.

im actually not trying to actively lose my v-card because it doesnt bother me at all. i work, go home alone to my apartment, practice some russian, and go to sleep. rinse and repeat.

i cant understand why people find it so bad to be a virgin. it boggles my mind.

>pic not related

be me 9 years old or some such.
Been playing sex games with a slightly older girl; she's 10 going on 11.
We're rolling around on the embankment of an apartment building which lets down into the yards of my town home community.
We fight over who gets top and she wins. My hard little kid dick is already out, she lays on top of me and guides it into her sex. I was just starting to get my first pubic hair at the time.
Come to think of it my dick was also getting bigger than the baby carrot it used to be as a prepubescent person.
I also remember masturbating while i lived in that home for the first times.

>>662937091
>guided it into her sex

>>662928387

>>15y/o
>> older girl got me drunk and fucked me in a kids park.
>> only my dignity, but i went back for seconds, thirds and then some.

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>When
When I was 13

>How
Well. I was in the bed of my cousin (a dude 30y) watching porn.
A friend of my sister knocked on the door and asked if it was OK if she come in. (She lived in the neighborhood and usually visited my cousin).
She was 14y.
We watched the porn tapes togheter, and she said lets do it.
I said OK.

She mounted up and used me like a sex toy for herself. She had done this before with my cousin I found out later.

>Did it hurt?
Nope

>>662928387
So is this underage or just asians?
I'm asking since the filename means "14 years"

>>662936538
as a medfag i can tell you its not easy to shot yourself in the back of your head. it would be easier to shoot yourself from the FRONT, just under the mandible.

I was twelve years old. My new Shira Kirigakure body pillow case had just come in the mail. I quickly put it on my body pillow I had just gotten the Christmas before. My dick was super hard just looking at her. I couldn't help myself so I began pounding against it with my dick out. The first time I got my cum on my pillow, but later on I'd cut a hole where her vagina would be, just barely big enough to fit my dick, and put a cup in there so I could get rid of the cum efficiently. It felt great, I bet it's just as good as the real thing.

>>662935186
sorry for my english
Came back from army. Lurked on local dc++ hub, looking for music, films and stuff. Stumbled upon some girl's photo, colcluding from the background on the photoes, she is from my city. Remembered that girl, she was really cute in my opinion. 9 months later, got drunk, came home, started chatting in a local chatroom. A girl notcies me, start chatting in pm. Arranged to meet next day. (I neither knew how that girl looked, not her age) I was kinda busy next day, so was only ready at the evening like at 9 pm. She said she can't go out that late, but gave my her adress. Come to the adress, go into the foye. A girls come out to the foye "OMG it's that fucking girl whose photos I found 9 months ago, what a coincindence. We sit at her foye, talk and stuff till 3.30 am. A few days later arrange to hang around. It's cold outside, I offer her to go to chill at my mother's appartment (she was in a hospital), she agrees so we go there. Lay on a bed together, turn on tv. After a while I start kissing her neck, she doesn't resist, I go further, touch her belly, her breasts, awkwardly ask If I could take off her bra, she laughs and says of course, go on. I take off her bra, seeing boobs for the first time in my life. OMG I am in heaven, petite fresh tight boobs, neat beautiful stomach. I grab them, start sucking nipples. Ask if we could go on, she says yes, I take off her pants, seeing vag for the first time, lick it, and penetrate. Had sexual relationships with her for a half of a year, that was the most awesome time of my life.

>when
2 years ago
>how
Slutty ex gf, I didn't even cum
>does it hurt
Emotionally

>16
>gf and me chilling on couch in my room
>asked if I wanted to try
>scared that parents would walk in
>did anyway
>she sucked beforehand so it was already built up
>she gets on top, attempt to keep clothes on
>last maybe 20 seconds
>stillwasamazing.jpeg

>>662928387

>College campus drunk at party
>find chick 5/10 also drunk and alone
>hook up with her grind at party
>She follows me back down the hall to my room
>we make out and things get hot an heavy
>FHITP
>feelsgoodman.avi
>tight pussy too
>last about 15 seconds
>cum in condom in pussy
>fall to the side
>wake up next day
>shes still asleep
>nod to self in awe at big tits (don't care for big tits no more though)
>she wakes up soon after
>she casually gets up and changes
>i ask her name and i guess she mumbles it,
>i ask again and i guess i hear it but forgot it the next day. (very forgettable experience)
>never see girl again
>don't even remember what she looked like

Almost got away with another similar situation before that with an ever fatter whale but her friends came by knocking on the door looking for there friend and I'm like whatever and they take her away... Her loss cause i don't know anyone that will fuck that whale 3/10. She wanted the D but her friends where like "we are like watching out for her and stuff"

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>>662937489
or through the mouth, pointed towards the back of the head. trust me i tried it once it worked.

also obviously get your hands on a shotgun if you can, more reliable than a pistol or rifle.