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Itt:describe movies shittily and other anons guess

>mom gets shrekt when i was a babby
>dad is retard so i run away with an older man
>faggot dad and his new whore track me down and take me back
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honey i shrunk the kids
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>>662712298
Nein
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>>662711891
shrek
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>>662712770
Nah son
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>>662711891
shrek 2
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>>662713152
Nope, want the answer?
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>>662713869
Yea
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>>662713869
Shrek 8
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> Colorful men
> Failed a jewel heist
> Everyone dies
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>>662714097
shrek forever after
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>>662714097
Reserve Dogs
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>>662714097
Snatch.
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>>662711891
Finding Nemo
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>>662711891
Finding nemo
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>>662714097
>>662714289
Reservoir dogs
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>>662714417
>>662714397
Yep
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>>662714468
Correct
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>"you herp, I derp -- right?"
>the ship's going down!!
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>big green ogre who lives in a swamp
>befriends donkey
>saves a princess from a dragon
>has beef with some king or something
>wins
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>>662711891
Bambi
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>>662714676
The Grinch, right?
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>>662714676
Frozen
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>most useless superpower
> marvel
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>>662714676
8 Mile
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>>662711891
>be a wanderer
>weak fags make me drive truck for them
>everyone on truck dies except me and retard child
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>>662714802
How can you see frozen in that? Frozen is when that nigprinces kisses that frog and turns into a donkey
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>>662714868
kekd so fucking hard, just woke up
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>>662714808
Ant man?
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>>662714782
>>662714802
>>662714868
correct
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>>662714808
Star Wars: The Anakin Skywalker Journey
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>>662714955
Right
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>>662714884
Mad Max: XXX Cuck Road
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>OP becomes a cowboy
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>>662715136
Broke back Mountain
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>depressed
>drug
>dead friend
>life is getting better
>trouble ahead
>trouble
>trouble solved
>happiness
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>>662714808
Gifted Hands
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>>662715136
>>662715189
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>family flees from town
>alaska
>bomb
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>>662715189
>>662715136
Kekd
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>>662715189
hahahahahahahahahaahaha that means op is a gay
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>girl loses parents at young age
>forced into slave labour
>abused by owner
>saved by some bullshit water shit
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>>662715316
Feeling Minnesota
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>>662715270
Inside Out
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>>662715369
Signs
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>>662715482
Nope
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>>662715516
wrong
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>>662715548
Its Clearly ForrestGump Staring LeoCaponeCaprio
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>Earring gets stolen
>Next morning I wake up as a man.
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>>662715621
I'm going to have to respectfully disagree.
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>>662715680
"What Happened to my dick" Starring Rob Schnyder
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>>662715680
Cinderella Man
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>>662715369
Flyboys
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>>662715787
I will count that one correct.
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>>662715098
Kind of, road warrior was the correct answer
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>>662711891
Finding Nemo?
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>>662715270
Is there nobody who gets it? I think I made it a bit clear
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Nofucking way rob schnyder made a movie like that, my fucking god
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>>662716093
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>>662711891
>I could blow it with about 200 of these, problem is I've only got, like, ten
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>>662715468
Nah
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>>662715316
Fallout 3, the town is Vault 101
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>>662716292
Next he'll be a fucking carrot
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>>662714808
>most useless marvel character
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>>662716429
Niet
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We have 3 days but let's wait till we have 13 hours to steal 50 cars. Also crazy 9th doctor carpenter.
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>>662716513
*12 hours
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>>662716513
Gone in Sixty Seconds

>when Angelina Jolie was fucking sexy.
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>>662716498
Couldn't agree more. Disappointed when I read up on her character.

> Gets powers, gets knocked up asap.
> Gets into the Avengers, quits to be a mom.
> Joins new group, quits to be a mom...

> Most useless character ever...
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>>662716513
Cars the Movie staring Owen "THE FUCK IS THAT A NOSE?" Wilson
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>>662716727
Yep
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>>662715316
simpsons the movie
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>>662711891
>ive always wanted to be a gangster
>i become a gangster
>me and my friends whack a guy
>friends of the guy we killed. killed my friend
>sex and cocaine
>busted by us gov
>sellout
>friends go to jail
>i go free
>the end
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>>662716774
Kek'd
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>>662716868
Henry Hill and pals
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>>662716727
Angelina Jolie hasn't been sexy since hackers.
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>>662715071
>most useless superpower
>none
whaat?
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>Live in the dessert
>Stalked by old guy
>He gives me a weird phallic device
>Explosions
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>>662716868
Goodfellas
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>>662711891
>Rising sun
>Apocalypse
>No one thought it would happen like this
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>>662716868
Meet the Fockers
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>>662711891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g
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>>662717101
Star Wars: A New Hope
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>>662711891
>influenced by criminal
>become cop when adult
>hide shit from cops
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>Christmas time
>Shit family comes to visit
>Fucking squirrel in the Christmas tree
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>>662717101
Star Trek: Rise of the Machines
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>>662717276
>>662717204
Yes
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>>662717233
The Departed
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>drive to vegas stoned
>cant see shit because of these bats
>foreign friend is driving now
>hes stoned as well
>arrive to vegas
>gotta get stoned some more
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>>662715270
50% of all hollywood movies?
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>>662717233
The Last of Us


Am I doin it right guys
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>be me, south African
>posh cunts need jewelry
>go tribal African tryna find gems
>befriend a nigga, scheme against nigga guy
>end up genuinely liking nigga guy>
>get shot, give nigga gem
>????
>profit
>nigga in a suit.
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>70's kid
>alien
>returned unaged in the 80's
>become NASA fugitive
>alien
>return to 70's
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>>662717431
No.
>>662717368
Yes. I was too obvious. Watched it again today. God tier film.
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>>662717450
Alien V Predator
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>>662717445
blood diamond?
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>>662717412
this desu
>>662715482
When was there any drugs in this movie?
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>sex icon
>famous
>groovy
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>>662717537
Correct
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>>662717383
Chevy Chase's vegas vacation
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>>662717548
If you looked hard enough, anger is a serious heroin addict
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>traitor
>fin
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>>662717670
Star Wars The Force Awakens
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>>662717670
Star Wars :The Force Hardens at the sight of Rey
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>>662717383
Fear and loathing in Las vegas?
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>>662717582
words are wrong image is right
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>>662717670
Han Solo Dies
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>>662717640
>looked hard enough
Is there a scene where one of his needles is lying around or some shit?
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>drugs
>women
>stocks
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>teenager
>want to lose virginity
>need alcohol first
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>>662717839
oooohh nooooooooooo, you ruined the mooooooooooooooooovie
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>>662717445
district 9
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>>662717881
Superbad
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>>662717881
Super Mega Ultra Sugoi Bad
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>nigger and a German
>wild west
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>be me, slightly austistic and retarded
>grew up in shitty city
>feel depressed
>get amazing opportunity
>get drunk friend
>punch frozen cows
>mad gainz
>fight a faggot
>win
>stilll feel depressed
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>>662717868
Ja volf of val strit
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>>662717557
The Evil Dead
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>>662717941
m8 are you even trying?
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>>662717941
Django Unchained.
>>662717940
>>662717923
Yes.
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>>662717852
There is a scene where he is straight up doin black tar heroin
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>>662711891
Steven Universe?
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Aliens with bugs instead
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>need to do school assignment or dad will send me to military school
>best friend and i work together
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>>662718101
I am going to require some photographic evidence for this
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>Working as a bartender
>A guy walks in
>Turns out to be me
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>>662718216
Miss congenitality 2.
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>>662718216
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, clearly. My gfs favourite film
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>>662717964
Bingo
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>>662717256
ahh shiiet this that movie with chevy chase
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>>662718085
Winrar
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>>662718301
Yes
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>>662718285
It was pretty funny. Saw it for the first time the other day. But favourite film? Man I wouldn't take it that far.
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>>662711891
>Move to Cali
>brother finds new friends
>brother becomes a blood sucking faggot
>"This sucks"
>kill other blood sucking faggots
>the end
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>>662717988
Need to be more vague?
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>fall in love with daughters vapid friend
>quit job
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>>662711891
>So far the best name I've heard has been smashy-smashy egg-man
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>kid takes really long Nap
>comes back and runs away from authority figures, starting revolutions
>ends up killing thousands
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>>662718368
Think she just liked it as a kid and has nostalgia
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>>662718439
How many movies have you seen centred on a German and a nigger in the wild west?
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>>662718516
Inglorious bastards.
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>>662717412
Nah, this is actually a good one
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>>662718619
Nope
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>>662718572
Fair enough. It was funny as a comedy movie. Wasn't really creative or anything. Idk maybe I'm being harsh. I enjoy really creative films. I will definitely watch it agian one day.
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>>662718601
True
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>>662717445
Indiana Jones & The Legend of Short Round
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>have powers of a spider
>live in new York
>green goblin guy
>get the girl
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>intergalactic marmalade
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>>662718468
American beauty
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>>662717450
Alien vs Challenger
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>>662718780
500 days of Summer?
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>>662718780
The shrek Christmas spectacular
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>>662718780
Iron-man
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>>662718823
Yes. Finally someone replied.
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>aliens turn big
>have to beat them in a sports game for them to fuck off.
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>>662718968
Space Jam
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>>662711891

>WWII
>Nazi Germany
>Guy employing jews to his factory
>Nazi guy shooting jews from his balcony
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>>662719013
Schindler's List
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>>662719013
Saving private ryan
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>>662718968
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is a TV show dude
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>>662718516
Snow white, right?
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>>662719003
>>662718968
COME ON AND SLAM
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>>662718601
> Blazing Saddles

> Walker Texas Ranger
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>White castle

This should be easy
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>>662719106
Nope. Would it help if I added
>m night shitupon
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>>662719092
We all know you're the same faggot replying with your unfunny answers to everyone. Neck yourself. You got your reply okay?
>>662719003
>>662719161
Yeah lads.
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>>662711891
>Protagonist only lives for himself
>Landlord offers him the deed to his house if he helps set him up with a certain girl
>Pick up homeless socially inappropriate friend
>Ends up getting with the girl himself
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>>662714637
shrek and the titanic
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>Kiwi
>Aliens
>Cliff tumble
>Fast food
>Chainsaw
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>have to stop crimes
>unique balls roll down tube to tell me who is going to commit a crime
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>>662711891

>Big ugly nigger electrocuted in chair
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>be wizard
>live in cupboard
>go magic school
>befriend giant
>catch golden snitch
>defeat arch nemesis... For now
>be hero
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>>662718780
Too easy.

The Exorcist.
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>>662719336
Harry Herminie Fuk Boi
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>>662719336
Harry Potter mah nig nog
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>>662719307
Manlet Report
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>>662719334
Clifford the big red dog
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>>662719307
Majority Account
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>>662718855
heheheheheheheheh
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>>662719334
The Green Mile. Good movie.
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>nigger appears on TV
>does a little dance
>gets the girl
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>>662719517
Hairspray
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>>662718263
Predestination
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>>662719461
Kek. Why do people always call Tom Cruise overly short? People like Daniel Radclife, Danny Devito, Kevin Hart and others are way smaller than he is.
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>>662719227
Superman The Movie
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>>662719517
Star Wars thee twat awakens
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>>662719609
Correct
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>>662719605
Nope
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>>662718468
American beauty
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>leave wife to stick it in some whore
>meet annoying little kid
>her dad is dead
>leave her with her dad
>go back to wife
>everyone dies
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>>662719619
Ocean's eleven.
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>steal art
>steal art from wrong guy
>tries to kill me
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>be nigger
>die
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>>662719619
His Napoleon Complex?
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>>662719702
Yep.
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>>662719713
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
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>>662719761
every horror movie ever
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>cuban immigrant
>turns greedy
>pay price with life in the end
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>>662719761
real life
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>>662719761
Every Hollywood movie ever.
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>>662719762
Does he have a napoleon complex though? I mean I disagree with his scientology views, but never seen him go full insecure mode because of it.
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>>662719835
Scarface
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Mean green mother from outer space (he's bad)
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>Vigilante motel owner kills woman
>kills everyone else to cover tracks
>eventually gets arrested for heroic act stopping criminals
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>>662719878
His whole fudge packing history
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>>662719835
Is it "man with permanent facial damage"?
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>be white
>become an nigger
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>>662716316
>and five of my own
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>>662719971
8 mile?
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>be nigger
>become white
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>>662719835
The Man with a Little Friend
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>>662719971
Tropic Thunder
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>>662720040
The Michael jackson experience
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>>662720040
michael jackson documentary
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>>662711891
>Fall out of window
>God this is taking a while
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>wife dies
>rich spoiled cunt kills my dog
>it's beat down time
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>>662720087
>>662720088
Fucking kek
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>>662720040
This is it
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Milk
Rape
Rehab
Is kill by homeless
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>>662711891

>Fat crazy doctor teacher nigger
>wants to be fit beefy nigger
>turns out bad
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>>662719761
The Bucket List
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>>662718516
Last Airbender?
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>>662720148
John Wick
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>>662719971
District 9
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>>662720148
Weak Jhon
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>>662719761
>happy gilmore
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>>662720207
Nutty Professor
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>>662719916
E.T.
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>>662720256
Ding ding ding
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>>662714808
Aqua man
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>>662720169
Nope
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>>662720329
Nope.
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>>662720260
Kill yourself. Did you just discover /b/ today?
>>662720257
Yes.
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>>662720207
Fat Eddie Murphy
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>be nigger
>raps
>becomes rich and famous.
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>he's a mean one
>christmas
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>>662720432
5 mile
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>>662720148
>no one got the reference
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>>662720479
The grinch
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>>662720479
Elf
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>storm fucks up shit at my house so have to leave
>people think i'm smart but i don't really do much cept cry a lot
>at the end everyone has left too
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>>662720479
How Shrek sow l stole christmas like a jew
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>>662719916
Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas
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>orphans shuffle between living with a bunch of celebrities
>being remade by Netflix, hopefully well
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>>662720578
The day after tomorrow
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>>662720643
Kill yourself you insipid cunt.
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>>662720715
The kardashians
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>>662720684
Nope,
It's a musical
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>>662720207
Norbit
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>dad and his old gay lover want me to join them in a threesome
>no
>dad cuts my hand off
>old guy falls and dies
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>>662720040
Young Poor & Black, Old Rich & White: The Turbulent Story of Michael Jackson Story, The Movie
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> greekfags go camping
> downie fucks up their trip
> everyone dies
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>fat italian plumber spic
>famous video game
>in real life
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>>662720847
Original Trilogy
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Some black cunt tells you arent you, you're really a battery.

Some other cunt likes being a battery, loves the taste of steaks, and wants to remember nothing.

And the first black cunt tells you that you are number one, but you reckon he's full of number two... and your bitches name involves number three.
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