Can someone explain to me, why the 3 top bassist in the world right now, are female?
Like what happened b/ did your balls drop off.
>in b4 Stanley Clark still great but not the best
>in b4 Jaco he dead
ok #1 Rhonda Smith
Tal Wilkenfeld
nigger you better include Tal Wilkenfield
Esperanza Spalding
>>661011295
both rhonda and Tal have played with jeff nuff said
youtube.com/watch?v=F4zjyqPy27o
>>661011534
I saw Tal in 2007 when she was barely 20. Mind blowing.
that tit was made for that bass
youtube.com/watch?v=tgffDVO2UyA
>tfw no cutie bassist gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iJCcnAuPQ
flea
>>661012129
she has the victor wooten retard look
>>661012129
I bet Beck was smashing that daily on that tour
all those Aussie gals are sluts
1. Marcus Miller
2. Victor Wooden
3. Les Claypool
>>661012295
you are fucking retarded
he is mediocre at best
does this to hide his inabilities on bass
Victor Wooten
Jeff Berlin
Zander Zon
k
>>661012833
marcus Miller hahah
stoopid nigger does TeenTown 20 years after Jaco
and still can't get the groove right
Imma let you finish but Peter Hook is the greatest bassist of all time.
the future of Jazz
youtube.com/watch?v=XHs-pNjC4eo
>>661013905
kek Joy Division and new Order....dood
get your head out of your fathers ass listening
to that shite
IDK why this thread is forgetting Billy Sheehan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YT0cG2EkE
/thread
>>661015183
hey dont shit on joy division and new order. but peter hook is definitely not the greatest bassist of all times, hes not even that good at all.
>music complete is probably one of their best albums and all without peter hook
>>661016689
Why not? Myung is one of the best extended ranged bassist currently in music. His command of his instrument is impeccable, he can play virtually anything, and he's extremely versatile.
>>661015947
12 year old Jap kids can shread better than that
that has nothing to do with ability
look at the fucking losers he's played with
not 1 in the top 100 rock bands or jazz bands ever
go kill yourself faggot!!!!
>>661016403
6 string bass
Thundercat?
>>661010934
>top 3 bassists
I'm not a female, OP.
Victor is the boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEyEu-hS0fA
because anyone can play the bass
Abraham Laboriel
>Famale....
>>661017541
is that a question or a statement?
>>661010934
>Top 3
Source? Some feminist redditor?
>>661016403
souless, grooveless, swingless, funkyless bass... just like almost any metal bass player
>>661017629
Decent, but just another Jaco wanna b/
bringing nothing new to the table
and BTW is he a Pigmy
Thundercat. Your misinformed Top 3 has been noted and discarded, due to your tremendous lack of intelligence on the subject.
top 2 are (in no order)
robert trujillo
and les claypool
you can have #3
>>661017286
>implying that the majority of the bassists in the Top 100 rock bands are any good
>implying that his work with Vai, Marty Friedman, UFO, and Mr. Big wasn't influential
>implying that he wasn't voted "Best Rock Bass Play" 5 different times by Guitar World's readers
>implying that technique isn't important
literally flea is the greatest bassist of our generation not some nigger bitches
>>661018444
Unfortunately, Trujillo is trash. Even when compared to other Metallica bassists.
Thundercat! Thundercat! Thundercat! Them changes! Nigga!
Isn't it sad how /b/assfags will act like it takes actual skill to play bass, yet the top three bassists are women?
>>661018209
I kind of see where you're coming from but he is also a killer on slap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVQEe8OI3zk
>>661013261
>Zander Zon
Guy isn't a proper bass player, he's a frustrated guitarist with those fucking piccolo strings. Ask him to play a groove in a jam and he might die.
>>661010934
Bassist are the biggest fags I ever have the misfortune to lend my eyes onto.
Guitarist masterace get massive balls, and won't let females crush them at their own game.
>>661018753
Flea isn't even that good at bass. He is as good at playing bass as Dave Grohl is at playing guitar. Not bad and definitely proficient, but not remarkable. He's just the most widely know bass player due to RHCP's exposure and his inability to keep his fucking clothes on when performing.
>>661018764
wow the ignorance in that statement is mind blowing
your opinions are stupid
>>661018846
>like it takes actual skill to play bass
that's what you have to read when metalheads and punktards write their opinions
>>661019337
Fuck off then
>>661019250
Burton was a far better thrash bassist and no one since him in the band could hold a candle to him.
>>661010934
>the 3 top bassist in the world
Uncle T-Bone
\m/
>>661019222
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sure :^)
>>661018179
this. i recommend to any starting bassist to play in metal bands first to get the band experience. its going to be way to easy for anyone but that doesnt matter, its about the experience with a band. this can be very useful
>>661015947
He's just a wannabe shredder, no groove, just sloppy bass masturbation.
>>661019591
just the fact you called him metallicas bassist shows how retarded you are
and burton was shit
Most underrated bassists is Roy Estrada. The man was a fucking beast, especially since he had to keep up with Zappa's eccentricities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW84T4K2ujI
>>661018887
dood Stanley Clark invented slap in the 70's with Return to Forever...If I hear another bass player slap or pop his strings i will hunt them down and pee on their gladiolas
>>661017192
You don't become No.1 with versatility. Generally, not just as a musician.
this guy is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQaWN5ODdVY&list=RDXQaWN5ODdVY
>>661020048
>has money
>still plays a squier because he knows what hes talking about
>Victor Wooten
>Charles Mingus
>Marcus Miller
>Rob Truillio
>>661010934
>2016
>applying a subjective criticism to rate someone's skill
Nigger pls
>>661019717
zozzle
>ctrl+f
>tim commerford
>no results
jesus fucking christ all of you need to stop talking about music right now
Jean-Jacques Burnel (Stranglers)
Mark King (Level 42)
Phil Lynott (Thin Lizzy)
>>661010934
Buckethead is better than all three of those chicks, and bass is only his 2nd or 3rd instrument.
Also, completely agree with anon who posted Miller-Wooten-Claypool. Also Berlin. Sheehan. Jack Bruce.
How many more do you need?
At least no one has mentioned Mcartney. He's the bassist cancer banana.
>>661011360
>>661011214
not the best but these 2 can kill it
this is still the best in the world
>>661010934
Bass players don't get pussy so why not have a pussy.
>>661018887
Just because he invented it doesn't mean he's the best at it
>>661019222
Op here, i concur 100% bro
for you
tits
and not just any tits
>>661021221
Jej
>>661021251
>Victor Wooten invented slapping
>Not Larry Graham
>>661021221
>Bass players don't get pussy
>Lemmy had the record of gettign the most pussy of any musician. Your argument is invalid.
>>661019337
Most overrated band of all time except for Queen
>>661013161
Damn, must suck being so out of touch with music.
>>661021205
so much this. i heard the ox say in an interview that he was always angry about seeing mccartney better placed in best bassist lists
>>661021418
who is this
>>661021627
thank god someone else sees through the bullshit that is Queen
this guy has tunes go with his playing
>>661021778
And the beatles
>>661021778
>>661021627
i agree. queen wasnt as good as it gets portrayed.
>>661021627
>sabbath
>overrated
They've been underrated for their entire existence. Not that you've been around for most of it.
>>661021931
now youve gone too far
>>661021590
I fucked. meant to reply to the guy who said it was stanley clark and was gonna correct him after
>>661021627
go back to your taylor swift idiot
>>661018179
>souless, grooveless, and swingless?
Just because a band plays in odd meters does't mean it's souless, grooveless, or swingless. There are tons of swing time DT riffs, and Myung's grooves are so fucking tight when they need to be.
>>661020184
Zappa was a political clown
had no sense of melody
just wrote stupid shit with complicated time signatures that meant nothing
to try and prove how genius he was
about the only Top 5 musician that ever played with zappa was jean Luc Ponty and maybe Ralphie Armstrong but they were hard up for work at that time. Captain Beefheart.
give me a fucking break!!!!!!
>>661022330
His "grooves" are more like shredding instead of rythm support
>>661022423
This.
>>661019860
> Squire
>>661022423
this post is the hipster eye of the hurricane
>>661022693
here we have a good exemple of someone who doesnt actually play an instrument an just shitposts
>>661021219
/thread
Saw him live with bela fleck and the flecktones, fucking amazing
This guys p good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yikXIDqPZb8
>>661020382
Mingus top 5 of all time
but he is kill
pay the fuck attention stoopid nigger
This motherfucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zPyauaJpWQ
>>661022617
>His "grooves" are more like shredding instead of rythm support
And your point is?
>>661010934
and anyone gives a flying fuck about this why?
>>661022617
You've obviously haven't listened to much dream theater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4P3tWLiHnQ
>>661010934
If any of these women weighed 230 pounds no one would hear of them
>>661021110
>Phil Lynott (Thin Lizzy)
Wow! Yeah
<----- And this guy
>>661010934
Girls are all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble
>>661023099
>>661023271
Myung is a guitar man playing bass. Bass is not meant to be a rythmless-solo-only instrument
>>661013161
Listen to Pre Frusciante Flea you cuck.
http://terrysdiary.com/post/49513971841/rip-jeff-hanneman
>>661020382
Fuck Offffff! with Marcus Miller
That nigger has not come up with one iota...
do you know what an iota is niggers
it is a speck at best
of original musical thought
he is just a repeater
in Art....I fucking hate repeaters!!!!!
>>661023470
you obviously didn't listen to past 30 seconds.
>>661022795
>here we have a good exemple of someone who doesnt actually play an instrument an just shitposts
Please explain
I like Steve Harris.
>>661023470
>top kek
>music elitist
Music is art, and all art is subjective and free.
Fuck off.
>>661017449
Ikr. 5 string is the best imo, you can do so much more with one more string
>ctrl f
>geddy lee
>0 results
what the fuck
>>661019150
I'm gonna vomit
>>661021624
LEMMY GOT PUSSY CAUSE HE WAS LEMMY
THE WORLDS OLDEST BAD BOY
HIS BASS PLAYING, AS HIS SINGING SUCKED
BUT HE STILL FUCKED MORE CUNT THAN ALL OF US B/ WILL EVER COMBINED
Ain't got nothin on Freeman
Go to 1 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFwt97z_S0U
>>661023890
Probably a guitarist. Fender's Squire guitars are pretty low quality. He doesn't understand that Squire actually has really high quality basses.
>>661022126
Kek go back to your classic rock dad.
tfw no one knows who Michael League is
Sean Malone beats any ugly cunt on bass. Motherfucker is a college professor now
>>661021702
Roberta Pendon
what are you 20?
Ronda rousey
>>661023365
Good choice.
I'd add a Geddy too.
I like Dream Theater OK, and they are fantastic players. But shit-tier editors of musical ideas. Like Hemispheres Rush without the taste.
>>661021778
I love you man!!!!
>>661024603
Nobody gives a fuck
>>661024066
So you're one of those that would equal hip-hop to dubstep just because they're all art and therefore subjective and free?
>>661024066
SJW spotted. Muh relativism
>>661024371
>He doesn't understand that Squire actually has really high quality basses.
That's just not true. They are starter basses and low quality. What on Earth makes you think they are high quality?
>>661021875
yes but not top 3 bassists right now
not ever
but top 10 greatest rock musicians of all time
just another faggot that doesn't understand the thread
go back to elementary school little person
>>661021931
14 year old detected
Victor Wooten
Rocco Prestia
>>661024998
Yeah, but Chris Squire was pretty good. Think he is kill.
>>661021624
He was also the singer tho
>>661022052
dood i have seen them live in the 70's so please go kill yourself
they were shit then
and still are
top worst rock bands that made it of all time
Victor Rice
>>661010934
Les Claypool and Geddy Lee are the best. You lose OP
>>661022126
dood i am old enough to be your grandfather
i suspect you just have homo dreams about sucking his Aids cock
they were close to the worst band ever
>>661025770
>faggot detected
Get off this edgelord's dick already. We all know photograpy is the most talentless art there is
>>661025103
Aww, isn't that cute, getting rustled over something so subjective.
As far as playing complementary to the guitar, this guy. There are guys that make their bass sound like a lead guitar, this guy can make it sound like a monster.
>>661022813
Where is the fucking drummer!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna kill that nigger playin that puter
WTF is wrong with people
This is the next generation of Disco
putting real musicians out of work
FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Cisneros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIcnqL-duw
\m/
He's not really dead.
>>661026728
>>661026791
SLEEP for life
\wq/
>>661022939
very good but nigger is too fat to stand up
and 6 string bass
fat nigger + 6 string bass....I'm out!!!!!
>>661026958
\m/
>>661025544
Dude, you seem to have no sense of perspective.
>>661026958
rest in hell Lem
>>661026606
Lol, its not like it was sequenced. he still had to hit all the notes
>>661025860
You come across as rather immature.
>>661023271
pay attention nigger
6 string bass is automatic boot
bass is 4 string
ya gotta be old school
now fuck off with your faggot girlfriend
>>661010934
You can fuck off.
Les Claypool is still better than any twat.
>>661023365
well now i know i have heard everything
perhaps the 2 most useless bass players of all time
that are sitting back in their mansions laughing their collective asses off
Leto is the best bassist in history!
larry graham still alive
flea still alive
vic wooten still alive
claypool not god tier but still kickin
>>661024771
Bonding through mutual hatred. How sweet.
>>661027716
>well now i know i have heard everything
>perhaps the 2 most useless bass players of all time
>that are sitting back in their mansions laughing their collective asses off
Well you sound like a true musical historian who really knows what he's talking about. You have probably listened to their catalogs quite a few times to come up with that elaborate conclusion.
BTW - they are both dead.
>>661027716
>Entwistle and Lynott sitting back in their mansions
Don't keep up on the news, eh?
He is now I suppose.
Geddy Lee is the best. His solo in Freewill is spectacular.
Is this the new /b/ cancer? A model rapist? I'm all for model rape, but this guys a fucking hipster tool, nuff said..
>>661028112
>>661025411
OP here ya always liked Chris
but wouldn't ever put him top 3
but this isn't top 3 of all time
I said top 3 now
And still OP and I still think top 3 bassist right fucking now in the world
these are fucking players...top shelf
and the top 3 are female!!!
as a player...I'm ok with this!
There are a lot of great bassists but nobody else can express themselves through the bass like Wooten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpLlbOgtx4
>>661010934
les claypool for vision
victor wooten for technicality
greg cohen for support
greg cohen is the truest bass player
complimenting melody, complimenting rhythm, weaving groove
he makes the spotlight shine brighter, he doesn't try to steal it
>>661028583
You are full potato, nigger.
>>661012833
this
>>661018765
almost forgot about thundercat
>>661028887
This.
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>>661027716
nigga wut?
>>661028887
and almost forgot
Thundercat is takes victor wooten technicality to an actually musical place
and that musical place is an incredible piece of the brainfeeder vision
and his bass lines almost always serve a purpose beyond getting attention
By being the highest balance of the three important categories, he is by definition, the best bassist working today
Something tells me that OP is a femanazi seeking validation for being a shit-tier bassist.
>>661027426
everyone on /b/ is immature retard
>>661011214
exactamundo
and I want to make the sex on her too
>>661029742
Alas,some more than others.
>>661030138
I'll give this guy the immature retard.
>>661030645
award
kek
>>661027456
Its all about 5 string you cuck.