Waifu claiming thread
Easy and understandable rules: Claim your 2D-waifu, discuss with other Anons about them or insult someones waifu. Please post fitting, not over-sexualised content. But most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed and still the most beautiful waifu here.
>>661002161
Your waifu is trash
Obligatory claim.
Just passing by to claim 3 easyyyyyyy
Nep nep gonna be the first one
are waifus like a tulpa or something. I dont know how I would get into one
I have access to my waifu now.
Claiming Mai
>>661002413
All your gonna get
>>661002448
utsutsu is also necesary
Mikan Tsumiki claimed.
I might just wait until Sunday's thread, guys.
>>661002161
Sanya claimed
>>661002448
>having multiple waifus
>>>/out/
>>661002448
>Having multiple waifu
please leave.
>>661002448
last but not least makiii
What is the purpose of a waifu? Just means wife right but in dweeb?
But they don't exist, don't have any free thought aside from what the forty year old men write for them and can only move if somebody draws them to move?
>>661002513
Yo pun-kun, how you been Yanging?
>>661002771
long life being an anon you cant hurt mee
>>661002839
>having your mind this restricted
I pity you.
>>661002861
Reported, enjoy your van!
I don't even know who this is but this is the only character I happen to have a whole folder of. This is how I choose my waifu.
>>661002161
You fucking jap lover. I claim you mum as he chest is so flat its 2-d
>>661003055
>not answering the question but dodging it to avoid facig the truth
>>661002161
Kongou claimed by captain, desu~
>>661003347
>>661003310
Reported, enjoy your flan!
does anonr hsvr any tips on gaining confidence, i havent left my room in a few weeks now and need to go to shops soon because ran out of food/toiletpaper/drink
Tsugumi claimed
>>661002861
Not too happy, my hand still hurts,
>>661003584
Giving up your drawn internet wife might be a good start
>>661003252
Your truth, perhaps.
Also, that is a lot to answer. A lot more than I'm willing to spend my time on. Why don't you simply research it yourself? It wouldn't take too long to get a general hold of it all, this shit is out there in great detail.
>>661003252
Stop being spoonfed fucking faggot and learn to think. There's probably a book or some internet guide to teach you if it's too hard.
>>661003651
Reported, enjoy your can!
>>661003584
Just don't be a fag
>>661003804
I always wanted a can.
claimed
>>661003547
I like flan but what does that have to do with this?
>>661003651
That sucks, hope it gets better soon. Did you enjoy the new episode of Rwby?
>>661003793
>>661003774
>seriously thinking you need to 'learn' about virtual non existent girls as more than virtual non existent girls
It's just neckbeards picking a favourite and thinking that by calling that drawing they're waifu they have some more connection than just the average other viewers who watched the same drawing he did.
>>661004132
I haven't watched it yet, Spoil it for me and I'll remove your teeth through your anus.
>>661004130
>>661004019
Reported, enjoy your tan!
Ahri is best girl
>>661004421
>tan
Gross. Pale skin is superior.
>>661004326
Haha don't worry I won't. it was pretty good, more of a filler episode than anything else sadly.
>>661004326
Oh no, please don't!
Whait how will you? Your on the internet...
Right, you won't do shit.
>>661002830
Good taste
Claimed
>>661004831
>>661004326
Oh, shit!
You just gonna' stand there and take that?
I haven't seen this many edges since that German playground incident, desu.
>>661005009
You haven't been around long enough to fully witness just how razor sharp my edges are, then.
>>661005009
Say that again and il remove your anus from your teeth!
Claimed
Claimed
>>661004831
Have you checked your teeth lately? Or your anus?
Oh, and you're almost out of milk.
My waifu can beat up your waifu!!
Claim
>>661004978
You keep the idiot bird, I'll take the spider with a heart of gold
>>661005320
Nearly forgot to mention the waifu.
shyvanna
>Claimed again
These threads have really picked up lately
>>661005320
Your mother isent around till tomorow mornong so nobody has been around my anus yet. And I brushed my teeth a while back so I'm good.
And jokes on you, I only drink rehydrated cow-soy strawberry duge milk.
>>661005412
Don't spiders kill their husbands after coitus.
Claimed
>>661005155
In these threads? Nobody is normally this edgy, desu.
>>661005628
Oh well, I tried,
>>661005009
Which incident?
>>661005155
We maybe have a healthy amount of edges, but the trollpost are worth to be capped and put into a cringe thread
>>661005412
Spiders suck ew.
Claimed!
>>661005795
>>661006112
I might be going by a more traditional definition of edgy...
>>661006112
The one where they put razors all over the monkey bars and swings, desu.
>>661004978
>>661005412
>harpies
>DELICIOUS ARACHNOLASSES
How do I not know what this is? Pls feed me with a silver spoon!
>>661005979
The troll is pacified with this exchange. Ima go play life is feudal, fucking gf made me buy it so I might as well get some use out of it...
Toodles neckbeards
>>661006575
Totally normal...some also put nazi-stickers with razorblades biheind them on lanterns so you get cut really bad if you remove them...always a funny thing
>>661006964
Six Million
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>>661006964
Hence why I never play on playgrounds anywhere, desu.
>>661006721
You should go play This War of Mine
I like Erza Scarlet. badass and has a weird personality. and she loves cake.
>>661007845
She's the only character from fairy tail I enjoyed. She's a hard ass but can be really fucking cute too, desu.
>>661008050
What is the anime?
>>661005637
Only if food is short, or the male pisses her off
Has the shitposter finely left?
>>661008499
Asking this is a great way for them to come back.
However, with this particular case, it seems he is now occupied.
>>661008499
I hope so.
>>661008098
I love the purgatory armor for the badassness. but I like Heaven's Wheel for sexyness.
>>661008822
Stop impersonating me fucking faggot.
>>661008499
>>661006721
How autistic are you? Can you not read? Youl probly just bring him back now.
>>661009018
How is it possible for somebody to impersonate you, like you said, no avatar faging here right?
my husbando
>>661008334
Not from an anime.
>>661008880
Agreed.
>>661008499
Yeah, peace and quiet for now, desu.
>>661008499
I can shitpost if you like.
>>661009516
What is it from then
>>661009542
>>661009568
Finnaly peace and quiet... Kappa desu asoka arigato desudesu kawai! Just us kawai magical girls!
>>661009542
Enjoy your pan
>>661009400
I've give Hajime my undergarments.
>>661009542
I liked her standard armor in the Key to the Starry Sky arc. Oddly arousing.
>>661009018
>calling yourself out as an avatarfaging faglord this hard
>>661009913
Oh my he's hot.
>>661009854
But I'm not cooking anything, desu.
>>661008402
That's some risky business.
>>661010153
>>661010274
Enjoy your plan!
>>661010153
Didn't we have 2 shitposters banned earlier, evidently the mods didn't care about the rest of us.
Akko
>>661010097
Really, Its driving me fuckin' mad, my friend!
>>661009613
>it
I'd prefer you to not call my waifu an it
Claimed faggots
>>661010490
Are we cracking down on shitposters?
O...okay. I'll enjoy the plan.
>>661010528
I would do more than give him my undergarments. I would do many things to him.
Alright guys. I know he is just a shitposter but i am scared il get a ban if he keeps reporting me like that, so im off for tonight.
>>661010800
Was for >>661010490
Whoops.
>>661010661
But its an animal
>>661010713
Well I by "earlier" I mean a couple of weeks ago, Cebruz and Tomoko-anon.
>>661010661
i'd prefer you to tell me what your glorious waifu is from?
>>661010850
Good night anon
Hot shit #1 wafu material coming thrue here.
Best plan is to have a pan desu kawai arigato!
They're both mine.
Everyone from White Album 2 is mine, dammit!
>>661011291
Her hair is bigger than her body and she looks twelve.
Nice b8 m8
>>661009542
Although Demon Blade Crimson Sakura is the most badass. or the Nakagami Starlight armor.
>>661011291
Chitoge is not who they should have cross overed with, desu.
>>661011291
Weird she doesn't look like Erza to me. The REAL hot shit number 1 waifu.
>>661010803
You're a tad more on the pushy side, huh?
Honestly, I just want to do whatever he demanded of me. Deep down, though, I really, really would like him to just fuckin' destroy me, you follow?
>>661012086
She don't need a wardrobe, which is kinda nice...
>>661012086
Thanks for holding my spot for me, I'll be taking Top-tier Waifu now.
>>661012339
>>661012286
Kawai desu arigato!
>>661012270
I guess. If by 'pushy' you mean 'top' then yes. I'm not really pushy. You want him to destroy you sexually you mean?
>>661010972
Then call me a bestialityfag.
>>661011018
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaur
>>661012339
>>661012086
>>661011291
Alright ladies, I appreciate you trying to defend it for me but let's face it, number one spot is only big enough for a battleship and no one else, desu.
>>661012339
Funny. If she could take Erza's spot then she would have.
>>661012737
But she's basic as fuck
>>661012675
Still makes it an it
>>661012953
Your mom is basic as fuck, desu.
>>661013106
>>661012737
Tenryuu is number-one.
>>661013106
That picture. Kek.
best waifu
>>661012952
>implying that Ezra isn't everyone else's waifu
>>661013106
Erza would tear that ship apart.
>>661002161
SHE IS MINE YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES
claimed
>>661013377
I must retort your dubs because her 18 cannons would fuck up everything, desu.
claimed
>>661013284
I would suggest that Mikan would be the number one.
>Anyone being number 1 but Ryougi Shiki
Plebs please
>>661013370
If I had a picture Haruhara Haruko I'd post her instead.
>>661013647
No suffices as a response here. Purgatory Armor could handle it.
le shit nigger
>>661013904
That's... nice of you to say... buuut... I can't help but feel like you're playing a trick. I'm really low on that list.
>>661014648
>>661014848
I like you, desu.
>>661013377
>implying that Erza would win against 4x2 14-inch guns
I don't think so
>>661013284
Thanks
Reminde that battleship girls are practically 3dpdp
>>661015017
She's won against worst. 100 monsters at once. All of which that could take that ship down, if not singularly then all at once. and she killed them all. BUT Erza's more of a placeholder since I didn't have a picture of Haruko.
>>661015073
As if
>>661014832
Believe what you want to believe in, i can't change your mind, but i have said what i think.
Also on a random note, do you think this girl looks a bit like mikan? At least in the art style and such. I want your opinion on this
Papi could take down a ship by looking at it. That is how beautiful she is.
>>661016000
that is powerful. and that gif is overtly sexual.
>>661015868
>Headpatting simulator
My nigger
>>661016584
How long is the game ? Is it fully translated yet ?
>>661015868
Hmm. I suppose a little bit, in the face and the eyes, slightly. Those wounds look awful. If she has received them deliberately then it is clear that her abuser(s) aren't too shy about leaving marks.
Anyways, I don't really see too much resemblance beyond that. Who is she? What game is this, if you would please tell me?
I've been spying a few of your threads at random point in time but just like back a few years ago with the alice circlejerk it seems like you guys only talk about the same casual chitchat which, to make it look really bad, I could resume to " Hello how are you " . Am I wrong ? Please prove me wrong.
>>661017740
She is sylvie from a game called ''Life with a slave -Teaching feeling-''. I haven't played it through yet so i don't know overall how good it is.
>>661017740
you are a small town doctor who comes into possession of a girl who was a slave and is covered in scars and chemical burns because her former (dead) master like to torture her for entertainment.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to head pat her back to health and buy her cute dresses.
>>661017827
No, you're not wrong.
>>661017827
What's wrong with casual conversation?
>>661018518
It's boring.
>>661017827
Yeah pretty much, though of course we'll discuss whatever topic we can think of, feel free to butt in and start more conversation
Subaru Konoe claimed
>>661017827
Just casual conversation. We only know eachother through this one thread topic. It's not like we have personal insight on each others lives. I could be a burn victim and nobody would be the wiser.
>>661018801
I don't think he's here for joining or anything im afraid.
>>661018213
>Life with a slave -Teaching feeling-
Thank you. But, shit, I can't even find it on google. Am I a pleb? I am , aren't I?
>>661018467
>is covered in scars and chemical burns because her former (dead) master like to torture her for entertainment.
For fucks sake...
Claiming the original Gribble Dribble
>>661018941
Well there is also the matter of how much personal info you're willing to share here, personally i'm fine sharing anything short of an adress or names of relatives but others not so much.
claimed
>>661018831
thought it was Asuna before clicking on it.
>>661019155
>I can't even find it on google. Am I a pleb? I am , aren't I?
I think not, i can probably hook you up with the torrent link/file if you don't want to pay money for it.
>>661019155
You just have to know where to search.
https://sukebei.nyaa.eu/?page=search&cats=0_0&filter=0&term=teaching+feeling
>>661019355
2 mainstream 5 me
>>661019291
Yeah, I draw the line at Steam.
>>661018467
>Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to head pat her back to health and buy her cute dresses.
100%
>>661019437
welp, i guess im too slow>>661019467
>>661018801
I do it sometimes. However, as a wanderer unfit anywhere, I don't keep an identity.
>>661018941
But, ironically, this is the kind of talk I would expect from people who are close to each other. I won't ask why you do it but, personally, there is a reason why I often talk online rather than with real life acquaintances and it's exactly to avoid chit chat and get into more complex and serious things. Well, nonetheless, I usually can't keep myself in a community and just drop by in whatever place I can be a random and discuss, and even then I often change my identity.
>>661019733
How does this explain her still being bloody ? Does the game last a single day ?
>>661019437
>>661019467
Thank you. I feel a little bit less bad about being such a loser. A little bit.
>>661019895
I'm just not good at talking like that with strangers online. Fair point, though.
>>661020108
It's not blood, it's just her wounds from the chemical burns. Is ''wounds'' a good word for it? Ireally don't know but whatever
>>661020108
she's not bloody, those are supposed to be burns.
>>661019895
Well for me at least, I enjoy having a place friendly conversation and banter from the comfort of my computer while doing something else, and most of "the core" have each other on steam for more in depth talks or playing vidya together.
>>661020108
It's not blood, it's scars from chemical burns
Always her <3
She is perfect
>>661020595
to add: You may have guessed that i'm not particularly good at this kind of casual conversation, but these threads and games like ss13 is at least some kind of practice/interaction with people.
>>661021085
Is Shiki /m/ ?
>>661021584
Nah, just one replaced arm which keeps getting destroyed.
>>661020299
Does the opposite work then ? I might be unfortunate but I've really never met anyone who I could enjoy talking with, and even when I believe so I quickly am disappointed to find out I was wrong. For me, chitchatting is actually a way to befriend people I can't bear to talk with.
This might be the reason I've grown far away from people over the years, although ever since I've been a kid, I never even enjoyed being public. Anonymity is something I wished before even knowing what it was, not even because of anything such as timidity but instead a secretive nature. I've never got used to people getting intimate so fast, or disclosing themselves so quickly, and although I can get close to people, it's not something I wish anyway as I have no one I wish to be close to.
>>661020595
Seeing the speed of incoming answers, do you really manage to focus both on these threads, eventually steam, and do anything else ?
I for one sure couldn't focus on anything too intensive such as reading.
I'll be heading off now. We had a nice thread but it's too late for me to be up or otherwise im gonna fuck up my sleep cycle. Goodnight guys
>>661021917
I beg to differ
>>661021846
Still more /m/ than evas tbh
>>661022127
Goodnight.
>>661022055
Well right now i'm playing terraria so I can just pause and reply when I see a response pop up, other times there'll be a gap between attemps/rounds/general downtime in vidya.
>>661022127
Good night.
>>661022055
Yeah, I don't know. I can't really multi task all that well. Either I'm doing this or I'm doing something else. Anonymity is a great and a terrible thing. Lets you be someone else. Maybe you're just fickle. I mean, I find it hard to relate to most people but I find someone every now and again.
>>661022127
Goodnight, stay warm.
Are we talking about games?
Anyone wanna play Rainbow Six with me for a bit?
>>661023171
i'mheading to bed soon too...maybe tomorrow. I'm just finishing my Wolfenstein level, then i'm off.
>>661002161
As always, staking claim to my one and only waifu from the literally who category!
>>661018831
glorious claim, you lucky fuck...
>>661022055
To respond to the rest of your post, I feel you and I never was one for casual talk like dinners, but for me at least there's something different with these threads, probably the general atmosphere shared interests.
>>661023433
And good night to you too.
>>661023171
Sorry I never buy full price games.
So i'm heading to bed now...See you guys later and until then: Have a good one.
>>661023936
>never buy full price
glad to see the poor-fag army reporting in
>>661024044
Goodnight, stay warm.
>>661024044
Goodnight.
>>661024312
thanks mom, if you need me, ill be in the basement.
>>661023003
I certainly act fickle but I do have a core and well, although I can't call myself satisfied, I do have a few people around me that don't change, and mostly on the internet I've met a few with whom I might have been in contact for years. Those, however, might be interesting as a written conversation is often the occasion to talk more deeply, but I wonder if I would think of them if I knew them in real life. Though, all the people I really know can't compare to all the interesting guys filling the internet for sure, unless they're also acting as dumbasses in front of others.
>>661022931
It can be played pretty mindlessly though, but constantly stopping in something like a RPG might be a bit less enjoyable.
>>661023936
Wouldn't it be an affection for the people here ? Certainly you wouldn't stay here if it wasn't a community.
I'm curious, if I may ask, how you reached here in the end, or how you came to circlejerks if you ever were a migrant from another circle.
>>661024044
Enjoy your night, I wish you nice dreams.
>>661002161
ima just gonna take this and see you sad fucks tomorrow
claimed
Miku is mine
>>661025015
Well, it's easy to have deep conversations with people over the internet depending on who they are. People can act differently on and off the internet. Just sort of comes with the anonymity.
>>661022055
>tfw you thought he came in just to call us plebs
>tfw you realize we're on common ground
Jesus Christ, man.
Well, thanks for getting most of that off my chest. Although, I'm on the timid end of that explanation, not the secretive. Being around other people or talking with them, or their eyes digging into me, or the their breathing just feels fucking horrible. I hate it .
However, I don't really like it too much on the internet, either. its very hard for me to play MMOs because, a lot of the time, you have to speak with others. Or they want to speak with you, for whatever reason they might have. Often I log out.
>>661025015
I've been here from the start, this batch started from the "post your waifu and i'll fap to her" series of threads where we started noticing that it was the same waifus being posted every thread and we started chatting. At least that's how it looked from my pov, it was pretty interesting to see how circles like this can be formed.
>>661019348
Get your hands off my waifu this instant!
>>661025835
I used to have the same problem with being really bad at talking both online, slightly better offline even if I disliked it. Playing ss13 and doing nothing but talking online while roleplaying a janitor in a murderous spacestation helped me a lot.
>>661025818
It's quite obvious about those who don't have the potential to act smart, though, unless they are strange enough to act extremely stupid all day long.
>>661025835
I can't call myself exempt from timidity, but it's not usually a feeling I dislike, though I am pretty light hearted which might be why.
Still, just like letting it off your chest, if you meet fitting people to talk or open yourself to, I believe you'll also find it pleasant, and it might certainly lighten your timidity.
If I had to name it, I would simply say it's the feeling of freedom.
>>661026084
That's really interesting, I would have liked to see it myself too, but it's really rare to see anything birth in /b/ and it certainly happens where you wouldn't expect it too. I've even tried a few thing years ago like painting threads but it didn't really work out well.
>>661027235
Yeah, that's fair. But yeah, I see what you mean. I'm pretty timid with people myself, so I can see where you're coming from. It's hard to talk/relate to people you don't want to be around.
Alright its getting kind of late so goodnight everybody, see you tomorrow.
>>661027860
Goodnight, stay warm.
>>661027860
Good night
>>661003602
Mein nigga