hai /b/, answer a stoned gal a few question1. how do guys deal with a hot sister2.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
hai /b/, answer a stoned gal a few question
1. how do guys deal with a hot sister
2. 1-10 how disappointed were you on lack of jizzus
3. who is sexier timmy or cartman
also, pay attention to me
Stoned or not, tits or gtfo.
1. creep shots and looks
2. 4/10
3. cartman
>>660954903
good point, anon. dubs gets tits
>>660954489
11/5/15 gtfo
>>660954489
Kill yourself
you know the rules.
>>660955119
this.
>>660955116
are you literally retarded, it's obviously a two
>>660954489
Wrong day
Wrong year
Fuck off neckbeard.
Sage
whoops
>>660954489
My ex gf had a fine ass sister one day I got really drunk and blacked out we got into a fight and I told her I wanted to duck her sister and that she's fine she smacked me and left and wouldn't talk to me she forgave me later though her sister was fine though
>>660955807
are you a black
>>660955023
Rolling for dem tatas
>>660955803
oh fuck off already slut. someone dox this wore already she's had too much Internet .
>>660956009
Nope, you?
>>660956197
nope
>>660956171
>is on b
>whines about someone having had too much internet
>heh
>>660954489
1. Both of my sisters are fucking hot, I simply look a little.
2.lack of what?
3. Your mom.
Show is your wore tits or die in a mass shooting you fucking smelly cunt
>>660954489
I stealed hot sisters nudes
Jizzus
Cart man
Titties please
>>660956506
you seem cute
>>660954489
2. He showed up
>>660956662
I'm awesome at parties as well
>>660956717
proof plx, I missed sir jizzus the mighty
Oh fuck I forgot about jizzus, he really didn't show?
@OP, Would fuck. Incest is wincest
1/disappointed, i was disappointed.
Timmy is my type
>>660954489
>1. how do guys deal with a hot sister
I'm not into black women. I don't find them attractive at all
>>660954489
op better show ass
>>660956995
self-niggered
>>660956444
Trips = no bra lets go op
>>660954489
1 I'd try and fuck her
2 over 9000/10, contemplating suicide
3 cartman
>10:31 pm
>>660957200
heh i like you
>>660957155
I'm white
>>660957325
it's called central europe
>>660956943
B00tyful, now bare skin, and to the faggot asking for timestamp, you can see her hand.
I knew a guy in the Navy who got caught with a full 20 oz bottle of jizz after a week underway. Thinking back, I wonder if he was Jizzus.
strange questions. you smoke too much. take a brake
>>660957465
>>660957462
>>660957325
>>660957158
>>660957130
>>660957092
don't be rude, answer my questions first
>>660954489
come smoke with me
[email protected] (skype)
or just talk if ur nice, im super depressed right now
>>660956943
Now let those puppies breathe
i want to see your breasts
>>660957661
i only smoke once or twice a week
>>660957797
why so depressed?
>>660957797
why are you feeling depressed, anon? op here
>>660957771
You came to us, we don't owe you shit
>>660954489
1. spy on her, dream of sexing her up, sniff her panties
2. 1-I don't care to look at cum
2. neither. Butters is where it's at
>>660957771
1. My sister is pretty hot (people say it). I can kinda realize she's hot but I don't feel any attraction to her. She has had many boyfriends and I'm chill about it, I'm not overprotective or even protective of her.
2. What the fuck are you talking about?
3. Cartman is sexier although this is pretty disgusting.
1. If you're normal you don't find her hot
2. 5
3. Timmy obviously
Now OP will you please unleash your tits upon this thread
>>660955803
fuck it ill take the bait, this pic is cute af
Wow youre showing your tits? Youre so stupid.
>>660958038
>>660957983
i dumped my gf on new years eve
because i felt like i didn't make her happy and i feel like shit and i can't find a meaning in life.
>>660956943
What is all this fabric?
TITS
>>660955803
just please tits so i can just shut the fuck up and save it
>>660958419
dude it's only been 2 days...it's okay to feel sad, just cry it out, life will look better another time
>>660958274
>2. What the fuck are you talking about?
Newfag
>>660958419
ps u remind me of her
>>660955803
Wasn't this the camwhore from Australia who posted nudes on /b/ before?
>Disguize as her when no one's at home.
>10/10
>Cartman, he have more meat
verifiying is such a chore high
>>660958923
again, central europe
>>660958969
post tits
>>660958969
All you have to do is show bare breasts with that timestamp. Is that too much for your dumb whore mind to handle?
>>660958969
getting better but still not good
>>660958969
REMOVE YOUR BRA. Do we have to spell it out for you
Your timestamp is from the future. Are you from the future?
>>660958969
Post naked tits so I can finish already
>>660958969
Better, almost there OP. Keep going and show us those beautiful tits
>>660958969
You are 1 step away from us taking your questions seriously. Just remove the bra OP :)
sharing is caring
>>660958969
Where do you live CET zone op? Can I cum over? I won't disappoint
>>660958419
how u holding up?
>>660959168
>>660959221
assertive guys make me wet
just hold on
>>660959413
honestly, i just really need a friend right now.
suicide is really an option for me right now.
>>660954489
1. Ignoring the fact of her getting older and feeling kind of weird when thinking of it. Later fapping to some porn of 30+ chicks in order to compensate.
2. 10/10 Miss him he should apologize
3. Eric Theodore Cartman!!!
OP dosnt seem to be faggot this time.
>>660959424
>>660959424
Hold on? Just shut the fuck up and don't post unless you're posting tits
>>660959580
It's all gonna be fine anon! Be strong during these sad times and you'll feel happy again.
>>660959655
alfa dubs
>>660954489
1. Try and fuck them when we're teenagers, if fail then just fap furiously for a few years whilst spying on them getting changed etc.
2. Like a 5. By the time I thought it I didn't really care.
3. Timmy, it'd be like getting a HJ from Michael J Fox in a hurricane.
You newfags are jacking off to a faggot. Tits or gtfo. Timestamp, I mean a fucking accurate one, you dumbshit.
>>660954489
Cute anon is cute
You have gr8 tits just fucking show them I'm hard omg pls
>>660959741
Holy shit.
Take the bra off right fucking now.
>>660959741
I would like to cum all over your tits.
>>660957797
Well kill yourself, people who whine about depression are fucking assholes.
>>660959741
I think I love you x_x
Out of my league but would wife up/10
Is OP from Germany? Look at the time of the pictures. Maybe Denmark or somewhere near.
Show us your dick
>>660959580
i feel u bro.
i would talk to you if my bf wasn't so jelly.
hang in there man, someone love's you.
>>660959928
I'm seconding this my friend ! Take that SHIT OFF!!!!
>>660954489
1) We were both at a party where there was a lot of MDMA. We fucked that night. We don't talk about it now though, other than we agreed it was one of those drug things and did not count. Was also the only time I ever had a girl happy to get anal.
2) 3ish, maybe 4
3) Timmy
>>660959972
i'd rather talk to pretty girls before i go.
>>660959741
lol
would /b/ prefer bra off or ass?
>>660959741
Thank you for making my saturday night good OP. You are cute as fuck/10
>>660959741
Glorious.
Now take it off.
Tyverymuch.
>>660959870
>my paperthin pencil dick wants u bb
>never mind that I can't please you though k
Fuck out a here you ugly thin dick faggot
You are goddess a like.
You should get a box, take some snacks, sit in the box and send it to Amsterdam. We can try to be happy.
>>660960203
bra off
>>660960203
BRA OFF
bra off!
>>660960203
Bra off. Then ass
>>660959741
Post a close up of you feet. tops toes to be exact
>>660960203
bra off
>>660960203
Definitely tits
>>660958969
I can fap to this.
>>660960356
kill yourself
>>660959741
areolas when that color fades out can sometimes look frighteningly wrinkly imo
>>660960203
both
I choose your ass
-that depressed guy
OP Make a GIF/Webm of you taking that bra off :)
>>660954489
1: I fuck her brains out (too bad she's dead.)
2: Lack of jizzes? What's that?
3: Cartman because dat ass.
NEWFAGS. YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO A CHICK. YOU'RE TALKING TO A FAGGOT PRETENDING TO BE A CHICK. ACCURATE TIMESTAMP. TITS. OR GTFO.
>>660960203
bra off
ass only if pussy is also visible
I'd fuck her.
I'd fuck her right in the pussy.
>>660960495
Go back to dick rate and trap threads fag
>>660960255
Why so mad? My peepee is fine feg kekker it wasn't for you anyway
>>660960356
>Post a close up of you feet. tops toes to be exact
THIS OP COME ON WHORE
>>660954489
1. normal people can recognize that their siblings are objectively good looking, but won't be attracted to them (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect)
of course, some lunatics aren't affected by this and will actually want to fuck their sister
2. 5/10
3. cartman
for my beloved b
> 1. how do guys deal with a hot sister
I have two hot sisters
At one point started to fantasies about her babysitting me and us fucking.
Dealt with it by fapping. It was just a temporary phase. Other weird fetishes kick in.
> 2. 1-10 how disappointed were you on lack of jizzus
-1 . Didn't give a shit.
> 3. who is sexier timmy or cartman
Timmy b/c if I was going to fuck, everyone knows that handicapped little shit can't get away. Besides I like being in control.
Now answer this,
why did you want to know Q 1?
Also, any chance you'd cam somewhere?
If not, at least show us some ass.
>>660960963
Oh those are nice....
What was the question again?
>>660960963
TIMESTAMP PLZ
>>660960682
someone who isn't a virgin in real life isn't very likely to get this worked up about a trivial matter like this
>>660954489
>11/5/15
>>660960963
Would drown in/10
>>660960963
I love you OP
>>660960913
>Secretly wants to fuck his sister.
>>660960963
FUCK YES
>>660960963
now feet
>>660960734
>>660960769
>>660960772
>>660960884
>>660960905
>>660960913
Stop embarrassing yourselves, newfags.
>>660960963
We love you
>>660960884
It's like one of your fingers thick bruh. Women hate thin cocks, like yours
>>660960963
Pornstar/10
Also no timestamp..
>>660960203
>>660961004
>>660960963
>ass
Bend over for us
Free tits. Now bend over.
Ass is now required
>>660954489
>1. how do guys deal with a hot sister
would probably be jerking off to her in my thoughts.
>2. 1-10 how disappointed were you on lack of jizzus
i don't get this one
>3. who is sexier timmy or cartman
cartman
>>660959741
sweet. more?
>>660959870
You really need to show your dick for us to believe you?
>>660960963
SHOW US YOUR TOES OP
>>660961124
I've never met anyone with a foot fetish that wasn't a creepy fuck
>>660961138
kill yourself retard you're not allowed to use the term newfag if you havent been here since 2008
>>660960963
Much appreciated.
>>660961294
Fuck that, show ass
b can have feet or ass, which one will it be?
>>660961294
Fuck off footfag
IN LOVE/10
>>660961324
I second that
>>660959741
Wait whoa what where th questions again? Captcha is a fucking sharp pain in your anus especially cos i only see 3 of the boxes ahhaaaa questions 1 dont have would be hard if u kno what i mean haha 2 zero dissapointmen hated that fuck fucktard 3 i dontlike bois but well cartman has a fat ass oh oh an tiìiiiiits
>>660957797
did she contact you?
>>660960963
MFW the bra is still FUCKING ON
>>660960963
I wonder if you have a dick ...
Could you show us your pussy ? Just to figure it out.
>>660961440
Assss, fuck of with your feet.
>>660960963
i wouldn't mind if you would smother me to death with those tits.
>>660961440
If you'er OP, ass
>>660954903
Dubs
>>660961440
Ass definitely
>>660961440
Both. Get on your knees and take from behind
>>660960963
Amazing tits. Get a timestamp.
1q. how do guys deal with a hot sister
1a.I don't have one
2q. 1-10 how disappointed were you on lack of jizzus
2a.Fucking straight up 0 disappointed... Maybe you show me your vag OP and I can fix that to a 10.
3q. who is sexier timmy or cartman
3a. or
>>660961440
feet thanks
>>660960963
Snap - lt351
What have you got to lose
>>660961324
1 in 4 men have it
Quentin Tarantino
Charlie Kauffman
I could go on... simpleton
Timestamp the ass op :)
>>660960963
show armpits next. Also a timestamp for fucks sake
>>660955023
Rowl
>>660960963
Pretty nice hooters marian8.
1. By fending off guys who just want her vagoo
2. Lost its spirit by year three
3. LOL SO RANDY XD Cartman, obviously wants it more and it would be hot hear to him gag zeig heil while I plug his plump little rump.
>>660961440
ass you feggit
>>660961294
this dude knows what's up
>>660961550
Don't be such a faggot please, it might be a shemale or something else.
Pussy now, then we'll talk.
>>660961440
Sit with your feet at the sides of your ass and take it with pants half way off
>>660954489
>>Oldfag here. I rate this troll 7/10.
>>660961440
>ass
Cam?
>>660956943
Your face is not my type. But if those tits are as big as I think they are then wouldbang/10.
OP. make a new snapchat, give it to us, and post your beautiful body in your story for us all to watch
>>660954489
tits or GTFO
>>660960203
ass
>>660960963
I'd OD on viagra just to fuck you raw.
OP show balloon knot plox
>>660961753
if i would be smothered to death by her tits why would i care about her dick? i would already be dead and she could do whatever she wants with my dead body.
>>660961662
Fuck foot's bro, shaved armpits for life.
>>660961879
this
>>660954489
1. I molested my sister. She was 6 years younger than me. Nothing serious. Just rubbing. She is hot as fuck.
2. What's jizzus?
3. Don't like tards or fatties.....
pussy pic and/or ass
dubs command
>>660960963
pretty nice thanks.
ass now
>>660961440
how about both from behind
>>660961859
Dude, ever wondered why you are still sexless? Maybe it has someyhing to with saying i dont like yiur face but ur tits are nice. Gaylort
Show feet now
>>660961749
I try my best anon, I try my best.
>>660956943
Wooooowwie
>>660955803
OP are u the smells like applebees burning chick?
>>660960647
>doesn't even jizzmus
I wot n9
>>660961440
fuck off with feet, definitely ass
>>660960963
I love you! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!
>>660960963
>>660960963
>>660960963
>>660960963
soles pls
>need to see your soles so bad
>>660962014
>what's jizzus
>>660961484
Underrated
But still haaaaaaard hahaaaaa
>>660962279
Don't get so worked up faggot, it's just a girl
>>660962309
newfag detected
my balls hurt
>>660956995
Niggerfag
>>660961440
FEET
>>660961990
Is that jennifer Lawrence /b/?
>>660961662
Defends creeps with foot fetishes by naming more creeps.
>>660954489
If you have a brother and are wondering he's sniffing and jerking into your panties
>>660960963
Do something freaky, you beautiful beast. Like dubs decide or something. If dubs, slap those titties red!
Smoking weed is for fat losers that can't get anything in their lives right. How pathetic can you be to drug yourself until your brain rots away? Your rotting brain must not be the cause to continue this stupidity, since you already made that choice before the drug use. I picture that every single person that abuses this retarded drug sits on their fat ass, at home with their parents browsing 4chan day in and day out with no ambitions or goals in life whatsoever. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for doing such a retarded thing.
>>660960963
ARMPITS NOW PLZ
>>660960963
Props to the lovely tits!!
>>660962014
>what's jizzus
get out newfag
>>660960963
I'm gonna be jizzmus this year if you continue like this
Pls write "JudaS" on your boobs
>>660961440
ASS ASS ASS ASS
Full body with face.
1. Bury that shit.
2. ?
3.Timmy, i hate fat fucks.
>>660962503
Low quality bait
>>660962374
So? I still fucking love her, and don't give a fuck about your gay ass.
>>660961440
front ass
>>660962450
No that's Caitlyn Jenner
>>660954489
Where do you live?
Fucking faggot posting in this thread...
http://on.fb.me/1b4n9n7
Ass. Pliz!
1. Think about fucking her while fucking her best friend.
2. 1
3. cartman
>>660954489
She has the feminazi lip curl. Watch out.
>>660962699
>I love girls because they have tits
Faggot
>>660962503
Stfu
Let them do this, Easier to control, I'm taking it, no mistakes for the Elite.
i am sad bc don't know how to take a sexi feet and butt pic
>>660962533
DUBS
U
B
S
>>660962929
lets see that ass
>>660960963
OLDFOOTFAG HERE I THINK b/ HAS CHOSEN FEET.
CLOSE UP TOES TOPS
>>660962391
>calling others newfags
>doesnt read what they replied to
>newfag
>>660962929
Sit with your feet next to your ass
>>660962929
Jesus fuck, I don't care just keep posting
>>660962929
Then just show pussy
1. Jerk off behind their back or attempt to fuck their friends
2. 7 there was a fake thread that was adequate
3.timmy that fuck has magic fairies
>>660962929
Just sit with your ass towards the webcam and your feet under it.
>>660962929
just hold the camera in front of your pussy
>>660962929
only weird faggots care about feet, ass is fine
>>660962929
If you really are the chick posting this you're sexy as hell
More proof would be nice
>>660962929
Set camera on timer and just sit down on your knees like so
>>660954489
1. Sister was too young
2. 0 still believe. How to deal with not living up to ideal? Want to come over and film some weed porn? Cheech and Dong?
3. Cartman. Could twerk better.
>>660962929
Feet first then ass. show us your toes close up tops
>>660962533
ARMPITS GOT DUBS
>>660962929
Youre purty
>>660962929
>i am sad
>don't know how to take a sexi feet and butt pic
Fucking attention whore. If this bitch really wanted to show off her 'ass' she'd done it all ready and/or would cam up!
>>660962929
>>660962929
just do both soles in front of cam and then do ass on soles after so each part gets their own spotlight
>>660962929
take a simular picture without cloth and I will become Jizzimus maximus
>>660962929
show me your vagina and include a timestamp thanks hun
Very nice OP. Would fuck/marry/kill/10
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a6571/best-belfie-ever/
>>660962929
Do you have a mirror? Also, today's my birthday and I'm foreveralone. Can you please write "Happy birthday Cisco"? Love you in advance
requesting pic related
God you beta cucks in this thread are a bunch of fucking mongs.
>"HNGG IVE NEVER SEEN BOOBS B4 SHOW ME PLEES."
>>660962879
I love the girls who show them, you angry clown
>>660962929
hello!
welcome to 4chan /b/ (:
girls are always welcome here
my name is Connor and I come here often
we should talk sometime!
let me know if you're interested
just click on this post number in the top right corner and reply
if not, no worries :p
still glad to have you here lol
stick around and enjoy!
- Connor
feet
>>660956995
Kek
>>660962929
here are the instructions
>>660962998
This is the hottest picture in this thread. Source?
>>660962929
dayum grill u cute AND hot
>>660962929
Decent 7/10
Would fuck. I would also fuck a potato though.
>>660963201
I second this
OP don't bother trying to get feet in pic, nobody wants that anyway. Just post ass, preferably bent over so we can see pussy too
>>660963414
Whahahahahahahaha
>>660954489
1. By not having one (it was fun being an only child).
2. 10. But at the very least a guy named Santa Crust came along who will hopefully be here this year.
>Pic related
3. Cartman.
Also any chance of tits?
>>660957155
He's talking about how niggers all call eachother brother and sister you autists.
>>660963015
newfag detected
>>660963370
Kill yourself Cisco
>>660963414
You're going to fucking scare her off creep, shut the fuck up
>>660956995
Nigger.
>>660963372
There's always one of you wannabe alphas smfh just lurk and stfu
>>660962450
are you trying to troll or did you really miss the fappening?
>>660963414
hope its b8
this makes me mad
i used to be self concious about my butt, but fuck it it's smol and cute>>660962853
also good eye, anon...i recently escaped the horror that was almost becoming a full on sjw, thank god re discovering sp saved my soul
>>660960963
Thank you very much chan for respecting the rules.
>>660962533
LOOK AT MY DUBS NOW POST ARMPIT AS REQUESTED FUCK A FOOT FETISH
>>660962929
take your clothes off and spread those ass cheeks NOOEEW
>>660963568
And how is the latter statement supposed to degrade her looks and not portray you as a sad and lonely human being?
>>660963836
Make new thread
>>660963836
>not bent over proper
>bad angle
>no limit
First time eh?
>>660962929
please keep going. preferably with less clothing.
What the fuck is wrong with you foot fetish faggots. FEET. ARE. NOT. ATTRACTIVE.
>>660956444
2. = newfag cancer. Kill yourself
>>660963836
Holy shit. Now if you show feet you will become the new Queen of /b/. Fuck boxxie.
>>660956943
now sharpie in pooper or gtfo
>>660963836
Can't see shit. Turn on a light!
>>660963836
new thread
>>660963836
Hi make a snaochat people will pay for nudes
>>660963836
Give us some fucking proof faggot
>>660963836
>sp
wut
Timestamp the assss
>>660963836
Slap'em, slut
>>660963836
Where are you from? Say Europe.
>>660964069
Me luv u long time
>>660963836
OP dont forget top toes
>>660964085
South Park I assume as the op said something related to it
>>660963372
>filthy frank picture saved to pc
>not a virgin
one and one only, etc
>>660963995
Make new thread
>>660964069
Still no date...
>>660964069
inb4 newfags
>>660964082
Who the fack pays for nudes??
>Newfag
>>660964085
lurk more
>>660954489
1. never had a hot sister. always had fantasies of rapey. (ive talked to guys with sisters and they say that they think that's disgusting. even the ones with obvious super hot ones. so i guess if you're normal your brain cock blocks you)
2. i was never lied to by my parents. when i asked if jizz exists they said some people believe and some people don't. So I assumed he didn't exist until I see him. Still haven't seen him.
3. Obviously timmy because he's skinny, funny, and I secretly have a crippled girl fantasy. Plus I hate fat people.
>>660963836
I dont know how much you play vidya (if at all) but what do you think of Gamergate and the people involved in it: Zoe Quinn and Anitia Sarkeesian etc.. It would be interesting to have a female perspective on it.
>>660964069
Timestamp?
>>660964050
no, Rosentit is the one and only true queen of /b/
>>660962030
lel
>>660964069
This makes my Willie have a tinkle
>>660963836
>>660963836
now bottom of feet :0
>>660954489
WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING CARTMAN???
I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TIMMY...
>>660961078
I second this
>>660962533
Armpit dubs got ignored. Wtf
>>660964069
Nice
