>>660871086
Post your credit card information.

>>660871244
Obey my dubs

Me and my cousin were in a friend's with benefits relationship all throughout high school.

>>660871244
you cant. ever since moot left us, 16 digit numbers get censored.
ex: XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX

>>660871422
she same age?

When i was ten i licked a 8 year old girls pussy while she was sleeping. Was young and curious about women at the time but have realized later on that I'm actually a very young rapist.

>>660871086
Paedo Trap Incest.....?
Fuck off OP

>>660871244
>>660871309
>implying the 14yr olds that brows this site have credit cards

>>660871605
He and no

I am T.S I never left ;)

>>660871520
Fantastic. Nice to have a little security here.
Let me try: XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX

Here is my secret card. Totally sage
Jim Rustle
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
Security XXXX

>>660871086
15 year special forces veteran here. worked with top level intelligence officers across multiple services in multiple countries.

I'd love to tell you some of the shit i know, but i'd be tried as a traitor and probably shot. if i even make it to a trial, more likely i'd have an accident shaving.

I wanna deep fist mare one day and be fucked and knot by dog. I already achieve to touch my boss dogs balls and penis. It was soo hot...

Luckily the credit cards get sensors. You bunch of retards

>>660871936
Yeah shaving your pussy.

>>>>660871520
1111 2222 3333 5555

>>660872117
actually, funny story. we shaved a cat once so we could paint sgt stripes on it. then let it loose in the mess. it was beautiful.

>>660871620
what relation was she to you? at that age being curious isnt necessarily rape imo. what did u think about her pussy? how long did you lick her?

I fell in love with a professor, and I'm actually asking her on a date ASAP.

My secret is i know my all neighbors secrets, i mean i know what they do always, that's because i'm too curious and i control their phones through some hacking, i always wanted to stop, but difficult when you know you can do it

>>660872147
2872 9570 9275 0293
2872-9570-9275-0293
2872957092750293

>>660871086
I am the anonymous hacker known as 4chan.

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>>660871086
I deliver

>>660872096
This

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>>660872905
>i control their phones through some hacking

hahahahahahahahaaha

Ok kiddo please tell us how

>>660872775
No blood relation but we were around eachother alot, my mom was babysitting her, so she and i slept together in a double bed, she fell asleep very early compared to me, so i just started to so how fast she was asleep, and it ended up with getting her panties off, and i started rubbing her pussy and licking it for a little while, no longer than 5-7 min. Then i jerked off right next to her and went to sleep next to her.

>>660872984

Starts with 2.
Seems legit.

>>660872905

You're fucking retarded is what you are.

>>660873625
No idea, it's just random bashing the keyboard.

8722 9570 9275 0293
8722-9570-9275-0293
8722957092750293

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i know who Batman is

>>660871086
I accidentally had sex with a femboy

>>660873758
I collect piss in jugs

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>>660871936
Definitely don't tell them about the thing and don't even think about talking about the stuff.

>>660873385
I'm a programmer and with time i'm learning how to do some cool stuff, i mostly use ready tools, easy you say, sure, but you have to know how to use them

I'm webcaming with a 46 year old housewife.

>>660871936

Any military shit you can timestamp so I can sleep at night knowing you're not a complete fucking faggot who lies for attention?

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>>660873867

From 9 to 11 I had sex with my brother a few times a week.

>>660874059
i have over 100 gallons of pissjugs

a very few know i pee in jugs but nobody knows about the collection... until now

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>>660871086
My penus is 4" length.
Shortgun. LoL.

>>660874123

How was it?

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>>660874200

>>660874022
so hot. whats she look like?

>>660874200
All due respect, why the fuck do you pee in jugs and collect it? Do you plan on using it for something?

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I recently got accepted into medical school, and it feels as though all my friends who didn't get accepted are ostracizing me. Oh well I suppose

Don't get me wrong, I've worked my absolute arse to get where I am, and most of my family and friends are super supportive.

The only video games I play are mariocart and animal crossing.

>>660874231
Well, when we stopped it was because he wanted to. He started to feel guilty. I tried to sneak in to his room at night a few times so he would fuck me, but he would kick me out.

>>660871086
I always get dubs

>>660873558
did you like it? did you like the taste?

>>660874375
>>>
way she goes

No plan, i just keep them until the eat the plastic away and rot so badly they spill out everywhere

>>660874439
I am happy for you anon! Don't let your "friends" get you down, and remember: Malpractice makes perfect.

>>660874504

Damn .. Has this effected your relationships as you grew older?

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>>660873867
>>660874200

>>660871936
Stolen Valor

>>660872775
This is the real pedophile

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>>660874217
Cool! You can fuck cats.

Last week I started having sex with my gfs 12 yr old sister. She hit puberty 3 years ago so she has mature curves. Started when I accidentally saw nudes in her phone of herself. Told her I saw them n she opens up how she loves sending them n having sex. That night she sends me a video of herself masturbating n says I can fuck her anytime. I've even fingered her on the bed while my gf was asleep beside us by putting my hand up her shorts ( after she asked me to) her pussy is tight and tastes great. She sent me a topless pic this morning.

>>660874200
Make a fuck load of explosives and an hero in times square, make sure it's found out that you made the explosives from piss, don't specify who's piss its, leave them guessing

>>660874685
Nope. I'm a 39 year old mom of three.

Is sit down when I piss because Im scared that water will splash onto me.

1 person is dead, and one od'd and woke up with brain damage, from drugs i provided. Knew the guy who died fairly well and the other guy a little bit through others. I'm so sorry to their families but i can't bring myself to confess.

>>660874812
>>660874812
no way


that's crazy

>>660874857
>I dont want to get splashed so I get closer to the water

>>660874826

How would you feel if they went through the same thing you have?

>>660874975
Yeah she is quite the experienced little slut as u found out. She has many improvised toys to shove up her pussy hidden.

>>660874985
I don't care if it hits my ass I just don't want it to get on my clothes

>>660874718
right cause i am the one doing things with a <18yo girl..

>>660874579
It was quite alright. Though i still feel wierd when i see her. I'm so embarrassed and ashamed.

>>660874975
As "I" found out

When I was sixteen I was a complete and total slut for my two male cousins (15 &19) for a few months. I've never had any desire to be with a guy before or since but I've never came so hard as I did when they used me. Often it was hands-free and sometimes in multiples.

>>660874975
Okay, take all your piss jugs and put them in the back if vehicle thag can hold them all, connect a bunch of wires to all of them, and leave the vehicle in a public place. Make sure to leave a quaran and an isis flag in vehicle.

>>660874999
I wouldn't want them to because it would probably mess them up. For whatever reason it didn't have that effect on me. I'm also a stay at home mom so they wouldn't really have the chance. My oldest is 14 and I don't really see her doing that kind of thing.

>>660874826
What do you look like anon?

>>660875266
nope

>>660875241
Are you male? Post details please

>>660875161
No, you're just the one innocently trolling for graphic details so you can beat your meat pedo.

>>660873990
>I'm a programmer and with time i'm learning how to do some cool stuff, i mostly use ready tools, easy you say, sure, but you have to know how to use them
So you can't and are just bullshitting, then

>be me
>9/10 years old
>went to church with mom
>wanna make mom proud
>after church drive around on skateboard in backyard
>kid comes over, my age
>ask him for some reason if he knows what sex is
>says yes obviously
>for some reason we jerk off each other
>feelsgood.gif
>other kid comes, lets call him t-rex
>again ask him if he knows what sex is
>says no
>pull down t-rex pants
>try shoving my cock into his butthole, while other kid rubs his dick against t-rex's penis
>i fail so i stop.
>t-rex starts playing around on the playground
>asks me if he can drive me skateboard
>say "If you play that game with us again you can"
>so we start again
>kinda works, not really though
>hear voices "T-Rex we're leaving where are you?"
>his mom comes
>fuckfuckFUCK.png
>pull up his pants and quickly tell him it was a secret game and he is not allowed to tell anyone
>when he leaves with his mom he makes an humping movement
>mom yells at him
>mfw i realise i raped a boy when i was a kid

>>660874341
She's not anything special. Plump face, but not fat. And she's short. Tits are alright. She gets out some fierce toys though. She's into bondage and kinky shit

>>660871086
I'd date the right one and try to keep her as long as possible with thought I'm probably being a beta bitch

Almost every hand I have ever shaken in my life has had a dick in it before I shook it.

>>660875464
I'm male.

>>660874685
*affected
>fuckwit.

my oldest brother used to make me give him oral when i was like 10. i didnt really like it, but id do it anyways because he said it would make him happy and then hed promise to take me places after. he would do it to me too, but at that time i didnt really feel anything, and it was more confusing than anything else.

then when i was like 12 or 13 it started to feel good and i sort of got into it, but before that it was just weird. we had sex on and off till i was 20. then it stopped and we never did anything again.

>no girls on the internet.

>>660875515
Nice bullshit story you fat pedo neck beard

>>660875574
>2016
>not using ass pennies

>>660875427

5'8" 135. My tits are a mess because I breastfed three children. I'm as tone as I can get. My husband is going to buy me a tummy tuck and tits for my 40th.

>>660875692
how much older was your brother? mine went down on me first so I was okay with it.

>>660875669

Thanks fuckface. Wouldn't be able to move forward and thrive as a person without you as my safety net.

>>660875728
oh neat, Im kinda into breasts when they sag a bit, its that womanly feel. Im sure you'll great with the new ones too though.

>>660875959
kek

Im not gay, but I always cum when I stroke dick.

>>660875920


10 years.

>>660875336

Oh well, thanks for sharing. Didn't mean to pry this much about it. Really interesting because I assume situations like that stay in fiction.

>>660875728
>My husband is going to buy me a tummy tuck and tits for my 40th.
Oh please don't. All that silicone and plastic in MILF threads should be enough to put you off

I once drank breast milk that was meant for a child I was baby sitting.

>>660875692
Is that you, Hope?

>>660876161

how did thaty taste you fucking degenerate?

>you knew what it was nigger.

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>>660876172

no. not Hope.

but i guess it probably happens more than i think it does.

>>660876224
I was curious.

>>660876046
He was 20? My brother was only 11 when we started so it was like we were getting away with something.

>>660876130
I hate my boobs. They aren't perky anymore. My friend got hers done and they look fantastic.

>>660875477
nah, im just wanting to compare my 1st time to his

>>660876278
Doing God's work anon

Godspeed

>>660874607
what the fuck man

>>660876309
Yeah. Had a really good friend that told me before she moved away. It does, especially in West Virginia, lol

>>660876172
Is that you, Lauren?

>>660875692
I used to do stuff for my best friend's older brother so he would drive us places too.

>>660876336
>He was 20? My brother was only 11 when we started so it was like we were getting away with something.

yeah. thats why he'd say he'd take me places after. he had a car and money. i would just ask and he would take me anywhere. we were sort of close.

My brother molested me when I was like 8 till I was 10 and now I just subconsciously hate everything about him

>>660876531
Not Lauren, sorry friend.

I put my girls nudes on here every now and again and she doesn't know it. Whoops.

don't worry, i think slicone breasts are awesome. my two previous girlfriends had fake boobs and they were really good. My recent gf's tits are big and real and they can't fight gravity like the fake ones.

>>660876697
How old was your brother?

>>660873741
It only works with a real credit card number dipshit.

>Fucking newfags.

some drugged up niggers in cheap stolen cars just tried to "hit" me. one was so wasted he swerved while turning onto my street. i did some basic maneuvering and they realized they were blown and called it. amateurs. i used some telepathy to tap into their communications and they said "he saw us coming. that [expletive deleted] swerved and he made us. naw, he saw me and started driving weird before you even turned onto the street. he was looking around at us before you turned onto the street." jk i'm boring and bored as fuck so i made up a silly situation so i seem interesting.

>>660876899
You dont seem interesting, you seem retarded.

>>660871086
I really, really, really like bananas.

I have acquired hyper/meta/post-consciousness through intense study and self-actualisation practice.

i do the same too and somehow it gives me a boner

>>660876826
14 when I was 8

>>660876336

>They aren't perky anymore

we're gonna need you to go ahead and post visual evidence

>>660872508
Sounds funny for a.military fag.

Did you ever tour Asia?

>>660874943
You didn't make the shit man don't beat yourself up about it.

>>660875515
Was it Troy shit that faggot was doing that shit to half the block

>>660877134

Mine was only 2 years older so I guess that changes things. What did he make you do?

>>660877137

I've said before in other similar threads that I'm gonna do a before and after when i get them done, which will be in a few months.

>>660876899
Was with my buddy in his Volkswagen and we were driving down a country road at night by the garbage dump. Music blaring and the windows open we saw a deer walking along hte fence to the dump. He sped up and got behind it making it take off running. Pulls up along side it going like 20 MPH. Tells me to grab it around the neck and pull it into the car. Don't understand what he means, how am I gonna pull a full size deer inside the car? Starts driving so close to the fence that the deer is running out of room to move and is going to get crushed. He starts screaming that he "WANTS DEER JERKY" and to "JUMP OUT ON THAT THING" then we hit a ditch and it jolts the car. Starts smoking and sputtering but make it back to my house. Realize he bashed the entire front of his car and radiator was one inch from touching the ground.

>>660871766
>greentext

Its 2012 . Im 15 Emo as fuck . Im on MeetMe
I meet a chick thats not particularly attractive but i was desperate. So she says shes freaky and shes down to have sex . BUT she said i have to record one of her guy friends sucking my dick and show her . Only then will she fuck me . And i was like " fuck it " so this guys sucking my dick , im recording . This guy licked my balls . I tried to imagine it was a girl . I never came .. anyway we send the video to the girl and she proposes a 3some . I said fuck that i dont want this guy licking my balls anymore . I did end up fucking her /b/ . I lost my virginity to that . And yes i do regret it . So ... thats my secret.

>>660874857
kekkk

I have a cousin, I'm in my mid twenties, guy. She's in her early 20s hot blonde with big tits and ass. She's always been really touchy feely with me and would sit on my lap and press her ass into me, shit like that. Long story short on Christmas she walked in on me getting changed, just poked her head in and asked if I needed help. I just said no and I'd be out in a minute. She came in and closed the door and just watched me change. I probably could have fucked her right there, but family members were over and shit. I'm moving in a few weeks and I'll live totally alone. I might invite her over and see what happens.

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>>660878072
>so this guys sucking my dick , im recording . This guy licked my balls .
>>660878072
>>660878072
>>660878072

>>660874772

>her pussy is tight and tastes great

This is the most virgin sentence I've ever read

>>660878283
pic of cousin

>>660874772
p pics

>>660877510
can you at least do a before and after then? I wanna see them hang a bit.

My brother gave me a handjob once

>>660875692
are you attractive or a lardass?

>Be 16 friend having party
>he invites one nigger
>im doing lines in bathroom
>leave bathroom now im in Mogadishu
>friends house gets robbed they leave
>me and three buddies decide to do one last line and fuck those niggers up
>catch them at bus stop they scatter cause we roll up in two cars
>catch two slow ones and beat with asp batons and brass knuckles
>sent two nigs to the hospital one needed reconstructive sugery on face
>nigs dont know who did beta friend at party take blame from the nigs
>he moves to his dads house in another city cause they wanted to kill him
shit was so cash fuck niggers

>>660871899
Holy Shit let me try
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX

>>660878961
>are you attractive or a lardass?

im still slim, but not as slim as i used to. i dont think im ugly.

>im late 20's.

Her name is Angela hui from queens New York I loved jerking off to her pics .. She caught me blocked mee from Facebook and instafag would kill to fap to her pics again!! Help a fellow out b?

>>660876548
What did you do? How old was he and how old were you?

>>660878408
This makes me laugh and cry man ...

>>660879298
body shot? no face required but include if you want

>>660877020

I like you and value your opinions and knowledge. Please continue posting as I can tell you are the key to my spiritual enlightenment and progression as a person.

>>660877510
And I'll bet after they look totally fake and gravity-defying. Plus when you put your arms in certain positions the implant will be clearly visible
>being this insecure about post-baby body

Once in a while I like a finger up the old toot shoot. And feminine shemale appear sexy as fuck to me, even their cocks.

>>660879411
Mostly I just touched and kissed my friend while her brother watched. We did this from around age 13-14, he was 17. He masturbated in front of us a few times. The worst i ever did was give him a hand job while she sat in his lap.

>>660877020

Like "i'm really hot when i'm not" retarded or "my jokes are great and not hacky junk" retarded?

Oh and also I'm addicted to snorting heroine. Started with the oxy now we here nyucka

>>660879878
More along the lines of "Im so retarded that I need to redefine retarded to deal with how retarded I am"

>>660871422
I salute you good sir

>>660878961

my entire body is the equivalent of a cups and a permanently busted face

>>660880014
Kil? That you?

>>660879605
>body shot? no face required but include if you want

probably not a good idea. sorry. i have some birth marks someone may recognize.

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>>660879756
brool story co

>>660880148

Can you not into simile? It's not even a metaphor as it has like. Perhaps I should add an as so you can better understand it.

>>660880374
thank you, all my secrets are pretty mild compared to most of the stuff in these threads.

>>660880014

You should stop that. Seriously. H is no joke.

I fucked three girls while they were dating my friends, all three are now wives of my friends. They still try to fuck me, but I drew the line when they took the vows. None of the guys know.

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>>660871086
I fingered my cousins dog when I was 8, I jacked off his male dog when I was ten.

I started masturbating to shemale porn on my PSP when I was 9.

I chased a 7 year old boy around a football field with my testicles when I was 12.

I almost convinced my cousin to fuck me in the ass when I was 8, and I put a battery up my ass while he watched in horror.

When I was 11 a stray cat my mother would fed disappeared one day, she assumed it moved elsewhere, in reality I had choked it to death and buried it in a field behind my house.

When I was 6 I set my dad's bed on fire, while he was still in it, he got up 2 minutes after it was lit, and he never suspected me.

At 12, I convinced a mentally handicapped girl to let me finger her.

At 14, while detained in a adolescent mental institution, I made a mulatto girl give me a blowjob.

I used to eat my own shit regularly until I was 10, and then I would have a nibble on and off until I was 14.

I set a Muslim family's home on fire during Halloween (Not giving my age on this one because v&).

During another Halloween, I put on a potato sack, and waited on a bush for someone to walk by, someone did and I beat them with an aluminium bat and took whatever they had on them.

I beat my family up regularly, until the age of 16, this one is only a secret to my friends and other family.

On the 25th of December one year, I decided to break into an old women's home and rob her, I was wearing a Santa hat and stockings over my face.

I've committed a number of racially motivated attacks against blacks, Asians and Arabs.

16 was a fucking turning point in my sociopathic existence, I became more self aware, and that some of my behaviours could led to me being imprisoned, so I stopped the majority of what I do.

Very recently, I developed feelings for my best friend
>me, 15, factor
I know he'll never like me back

Fuck my life


Fuck it hard

>>660880955
How recent?

>>660872096
Hey, maybe with that mind-set, when you get to he'll you'll be able to spend an eternity having Hitler shop pineapples up yer arse

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>>660880406
>pic is you

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>>660880953

>>660880953
Tldr I should have been aborted

>>660881084
2 or 3 weeks ago. I denied the feels up until that time.
>*fagtot, you stupid fucking autocorrecting tablet

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister. Just got done fucking her 10-15 min ago.

>>660881502
You're 18+ and you fancy a boy who is 15?

>>660881290

I know, comparative statements are difficult sometimes and it's easier to comprehend using visual aids. Perhaps you'd like to share more of your aids? Keep posting.

>>660871086
My CC info: 4432_1234_5678_9012

when i was 12 my mom pulled me into her master bedroom bathroom and closed the door. she ordered me to strip because she was going to instruct me on proper hygiene. soaped and wash-clothed my entire body except cock, balls, and ass. instructed me to do it and watched.

>>660881914
thats pretty normal though

>>660882061
Is it? There were other incidents as well, but this one struct me as really obvious

>>660881713
Lol no, we're both 15
He knows I'm bi, but he's very clearly straight..

>>660881914
You probably smelled bad and she was sick of you stinking up the house

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>>660881744

>>660882220
growing up I used to have her smell me before i was allowed to get dressed sometimes.

>>660882275
That's too bad sweety. Now get off /b/

>>660882299
There was also the time she suggested I found out how many times a guy could cum by trying it. I'm not even sure why it came up in conversation

Im in love with my wifes best friend.

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>>660871520

>>660871847
one does never really leave /b/

>>660880953
bit pathetic m8

>>660882448
Fuck no, /b/ is life..

I sometimes imagine that I'm my wife's ex boyfriend when we are having sex

>>660882275
>>660882529
She should

>>660882588
Where you from? I mean, I'm only 20 but no one uses /b/ at 16, do they?

>>660882457
ugh, all I can think of is my mom walking in on me now when I was touching myself.

>>660882538
I'm aware that I'm essentially a human shaped piece of faecal matter, but, I have turned my life around.

So, I'm now shit in a suit.

>>660882588
>/b/ is life
Showing your fucking age there pre-pubie.

>>660882661
We should all get off. OP and company gave me cancer the moment I clicked on the thread.

No suggestions on the never-happening love I wish for, though... No? OK...

>>660871086
I Love Patricia

>>660882939
>>660882275

I'm in love with a girl that i see only at a bus stop in the morning and i can't talk to her because i'm too fag for that.

>>660882872
fair enough

>>660882939
Twas only for demonstrative purposes, anon

>>660871520
1234567891234567

16 digit number

>>660883028
Well I mean how is the relationship you have with him? I could advise I suppose

>>660883071
I know that feel

>>660882457
Clearly thought you were gay as well as having terminal BO

>>660880953

stopped majority of it? ..what do yo still do?

I'm really into hard core male gay porn. The more violent, or kinky the better. I can spend hours reading rape fictions and reading yaoi doujins. I've doing this since I was 11 or 12, no one knows.

I don't seed my torrents.

>>660883495
>what do yo still do?
tells lies on /b/

>>660883191
Well, we're best friends. And we call each other cuntlords and other derogatory titles, as well. I guess you could call it a strong and lasting friendship. I just wish it was more than that.

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>>660883545

you fucking monster.

>reported.

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>>660882457

sounded like a mom trying to school you in hygiene, bit weird but feasible.. but the how times can you cum thing, fucking weird ..whats the other things she did?

>>660879149
>autistic works of fiction

Even though i have an awesome relationship i still go online and look for dates with women who like to wear high heels or shemales. My gf doesn't really wear high heels and doesn't like anal.

>>660883623
I see, playful. But to what end? Are you too physical at all? I have always wanted to fuck my friends who are girls so I could imagine (personally speaking) that there is dormant attraction. It'll just take you getting that across to him. What do you want to see between you two?

>>660883495
I still occasionally rob homes, and I steal petty shit from warehouses like TV's, game consoles and other electronics.

I work in real estate too, big, big money, but it's an added bonus selling shit that I've stolen to less than morally sound people.

No one is aware that I've done the majority of the things I have, my family have forgiven me, my cousin died of cancer, so no more loose ends.

I'm still a cunt though, I'm just a cunt that you'll assume is an extremely nice person.

>>660871086
great this FBI thread every fucking day

>>660884275

nah all real estate agents are cunts, so it makes sense

>>660883584
Why would I lie about shit that doesn't make me better than others, but actually puts me in an extremely negative light, what would I have to gain from that?

Only 13 boys tell lies of that magnitude and expect a positive response.

You seriously need to develop some thinking skills.

>>660884355
muh freedoms

>>660871086
I have had few illegal sexual intercourses

sometimes i hold onto shits that are at the turtle head stage just to feel that pressure feeling you get ..feels pleasurable for me

>>660884649
Wtf?

i think about having sex with my bestfriend a lot

I don't like niggers

I want to be a trucker, That's what i want to do with my life.

>>660884649
who HASNT??!

last year i bought something on the internet and didnt report it on my taxes.

i intend to do it again this year.

>get on my levels faggots.

>>660884474
>Why would I lie about shit that doesn't make me better than others, but actually puts me in an extremely negative light, what would I have to gain from that?
Because you're a 12-yo edgelord on an anonymous imageboard who leads a hum-drum life but who wants to appear to be a psychopath and grow up like Dexter or Patrick Bateman.

Just grow up - I'm not impressed or convinced.

>>660884268
Well, I did punch him in the side of the head once.. (Don't do that, I sprained my hand.) We'll slap and punch each other occasionally, but that's about it.

There are a lot of aspects I like about him. He's attractive, of course. He doesn't really "categorize" himself in society. He's hilarious. And he's really down to earth, too. I guess something intimate would be nice as well.. :P

>>660884441
my mom is a realtor and she is super nice.

>>660885112
Fair point, believe what you want.