Yuck

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Okay.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxAwbxdDFM

this is better

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>>659904533
But this is /nicki/ general, not /noass/ general.

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>>659904286
Bumping

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>>659904286
No

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>>659904286
OP fucking post something, do you want your thread to 404 or what?

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im on it OP

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>>659904682
>thinks we don't just hide his posts
Kek

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OP HERE

>>659904286
gross

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>>659904286

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>>659904404
>>659904682
>>659904807
>I come into threads to shitpost about what I don't like when I could just add the thread to a filter tag

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ALWAYS OP

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>>659904787
>thinks I can't do the same

OP CANNOT PLAY SLAP BASS

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Thank me later, fuxtaposition comin' thru

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>>659905058

That doesn't make any sense. Why would you come into a thread you don't like to hide the posts?

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>>659905058
>hides all these posts to make it seem like a spiderman thread
You know you could just, ya know, make a spiderman thread

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>>659905342
post more nigger minaj

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>>659904807
Agreed, derail engaged
>>659905293
To derail newfag

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>>659905615
>only has 4 posts
>thinks he's derailing something
How to spot a newfag

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How can white women can even compete?

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>>659905716
Stop attracting bait. Just post nicki. Don't fag up the thread.

>>659905716
put simply, they can't

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>>659904404
Join in the derailment

>>659905615

No, you're stupid. Why say you can hide posts too? That has nothing to do with helping your buttblasted posting, it only helps the people ignoring you.

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>>659905825
Lol you're still trying?

>>659904286
She's a fucking chimp/10

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Bumping for more glorious black queen

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>>659905842
Sorry i cant see faggotry

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>>659905929
We know. Now post nigger minaj or get out.

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WHITE WOMAN WILL NEVER BE LIKE THIS

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>>659906051
Then why did you even reply? You obviously saw it, stop tarding up the thread, it might be contagious.

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nicki camel toe

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>>659906256
Stop fagging up the thread. Just post nicki.

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>>659906335

That pussy is fat.

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>>659904286
don't have any pics of her but I got a few images on my reaction over her

>>659904286
This bitch is discusting

>>659905136

does anybody know the sauce for the porn? been looking for it for ages

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>>659906551
>discusting

>>659906433
No one cares, attention whore.

>>659905716
even though i'd love to have her as my sexual slave she's not your average nigress, so white women can compete cuz most of them are beautiful

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>>659906666
CHECK EM!

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>>659906705
>most of them are beautiful
You must still be living in a Scandinavian area untouched by refugees. I miss the old country, definitely a lot of beautiful women there. But Atlanta has a lot of variety as well so it's a willing compromise

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>>659906079
Post Spiderman instead

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>>659906986
I'd rather not

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>>659907107
Too bad im shit posting anyway

>>659907107
Goddamn, she makes me so hard. I give up.

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>>659906551
Agreed

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>>659907212
Ya I can see that

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>>659907433

>>659904778
FUCKIN MOAR

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>>659907433
Goddamn it Nicki

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>>659907632

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>>659907794

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>>659907644

Yeah?

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>>659907965

>>659904286
Dude this bitch is just a glorified black girl. Still black.

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>>659908064
Still a nigger

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>>659908139

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>>659907871
>>659907708
>>659907595
>replies to every post thinking he's not just bumping the thread
Keep at it Spidey!

Also,
>hiden

>>659908064
Yes, captain obvious, we know. She's a celebrity what do you expect.

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>>659908183

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>>659908183

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>>659908247
>Hidden
Same to u fucknuts

>>659908352
That's absolutely autistic, so you mean to tell me you come into a thread made for one thing, then hide every other post about that thing just to make it SEEM like a spiderman thread? Jaysus, you should be committed!

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>>659908352

>derailing at 1 post per hour
>getting more butthurt than anyone else

Step up your game senpai.

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>>659908521

>>659904286
Is there a part of her that isn't made out of plastic?

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>>659908516

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>>659908572

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>>659908572

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>>659908661
O face?

>>659908681
Thanks for bumping, more nicki for us

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>>659908627
>Look out everyone, I'm autistic and I don't give a fuck!
Good luck with that.

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>>659908613
Topkek>>659908720

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>>659908719

I want to find out.

>>659904533
Yea it's better, but we r doing something right now, faggit

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>>659908768

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>>659908882

>>659908892
Do you honestly believe you're trolling someone? At 10:50 AM? Come on, I've had my cup of coffee and my morning joint, I'm invincible atm.

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>>659908989

>>659908892
Thanks for bump

>>659904286
She's just as ugly as Miley, fucking gross,

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>>659909015
Yes but have u had a Nyquil chaser?>>659909015

>>659909002
Thanks for bump

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>>659909046
surprised face is very sexy

>>659909002
1v1 me you nigger

>>659909015
Plus i have not yet began to shitpost

>>659909168

You just know she can suck cock.

>>659909160
Ur welcome ya nigger stormtrooper

>>659909146
Actually Robitussin, but close.

>>659909223
What do you call what you've been doing the entire thread? Funposting?

>>659909330
Moar like constipationposting

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>>659905716
By not being a superficial fake attention whore that needs her personal security to carry her from place to place.

I'd fuck the shit out of her, but I'm not blindly obsessed to the point where I say shit like "how can white women even compete?" If she wore less makeup, didn't dye her hair pink and yellow, and actually work her leg muscles out so that her implants are proportionate to her thighs, then she might be able to compete with real world girls.

How does this bitch not have more nudes?

>>659905551
Fucking disgusting.

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>>659909440
Dank

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>>659909512
Agreed

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>>659906408 LOLLOLLOL
white boy wants in
nig looking away searching for sum boi pussy?

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>>659909614

>>659909589
Thanks for bump

>>659909614
Thanks for bump

>>659906256
You're right, they'll never fill their body up with so much bullshit that they get famous for it, then just ride the wave by making songs about shaking asses...

>>659909119
At least we can see Miley naked. This bitch is just a tease

>>659909589
Congrats, you've taken over a dying thread.

>>659905825
Spiderman derails wincest you newfag! Cancer like you derailing everything with spiderman are as a big a problem as these race mixing cucks!

Thanks for bump>>659909709

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>>659909788

>>659909669
Wut

So you guys like plastic surgery and bad music?

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>>659904286

>>659909889
Thanks for bump

>>659907644
Superb Ass

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>>659909867
Stop it, ur anger is hurting my sides

>>659909867
Seriously. Go derail a trap thread you cuck

>>659906666
Devil quads wasted on this shit thread

>>659909958
Are we talking about her music, moron? This is a fap thread.

>>659910038
Go newfag somewhere else.

>>659909604
>>659909685
Dude, I love her too but this thread is about the body of a woman we wanna rape, not about the charm of a woman that we wanna marry

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>>659910038

>>659910066
Wrong. 6 is the number of imperfection, not Satan, so it's fitting.

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>>659910124

>>659910162
Thanks for bump

>>659905716
Same way that nigress does, fucktons of silicon.

>>659910110
You fap to this, moron?

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>>659910294

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>>659910302

>>659910302
Why else do you think the thread is up?

Also,
>moron
You're a child. You can't think of anything but to copy me. Haha what a wittle winky. Poor babby.

>>659905716
look at before pictures of her, gives me hope for all women.

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>>659910453

>>659910453
Cringe

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>>659910545

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nobody posted this yet?

IDGAF if they did and I missed it. here it is.

spooooge

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>>659910571
Don't be sad little one, I'll buy you a sucker in the market later today.

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>>659910571
>>659910629

>>659910629
Not her

Faaaaag

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>>659910664

>>659910453
You can just as easily fap to Legos. Same amount of plastic. BTW, you didn't invent or revive the word "moron". I just wanted to see if you would react. You did.

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>>659910629

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>>659910783

>>659906690
I know I spelled it wrong...I don't much care. This bitch isn't worth the effort

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>>659910942

>>659910936
Get a job and get off dads laptop bozo

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>>659910994

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>>659904286
>>659904514
>>659904607
>>659904661

>>659910837
>le I'm not angry, I just wanted to provoke you meme
You're gonna have to try harder, friendo.

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>>659910942

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>>659911087
Jokes on u im on mobile bitch

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>>659911091

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>>659906666
You could've kill an Ultramegadeathniggawatt with that quad BUT NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO POST NICKI FUCKING MINAJ. FUCK<

>>659906433
no one cares but ... are you gay ?

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>>659911483
U rang?

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>>659909456
holy yikes! that looks fuckin weird.

>>659911483
Stop acting like it's important to you Newfag.

>>659911143
I don't think I do. You declared that this is a fap thread. I don't see it that way, but I guess you like plastic that looks like an angry man. You came at me with insults. I just returned the favor, friendo. Or, were you trying to be clever?

@659904962
wat is a filter tag? XDD

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It's amazing how quickly and easily a bunch of shit posters can faggot up a decent thread.

>>659911783
>Dank
XDDDD

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>>659911803

>>659911605
ROLL

>>659911307
Jokes on you, you paid for a phone to keep 100 gbs of Spider-Man memes in your library just so you can help bump threads that you don't want on the place you spend literally all of your time.

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>>659911887
KeK

>>659911887
If this was a gore thread. She's gross.

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>>659912069
Jokes on u again, i have unlimited minutes

>>659909685
who is she? source?

>>659912336
Birry fucking newfag

>>659912226
Holy shit 14 year old retarded fuck, that has nothing to do with you having to buy the phone in the first place. Leave your basement and fucking learn something neckbeardMCmammasboy

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>>659912336
Just google boxxy

>>659912336
>who is she?
>WHO
>IS
>SHE

Wow, 4chan is really fucking dead now. RIP

why hasn't she posted pics of her feminine penis yet?

>>659912336
Nigger it even stands on the picture

>>659912409
>Jokes on you, you paid for a phone

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>>659912397
>>659912463
>>659912475
eating that much bait, ez pz

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>>659912409

>>659912555
CHECK EM

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>>659912409
My sides are killing me

>>659912496
I lost

>>659912551
stands on the picture, got it

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>>659912551

>>659912409

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>659912577
>thinks shitposting is b8

You probably posted this: >>659911803 too didn't you, you lame.

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>>659912858

>>659912605
>now we wait for tits
Then we complain that the tits that get posted aren't good enough tits.
Fuck off children.

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>>659912874

>>659906256
Thank God!

>>659912953

wow, bet you think you're tough

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>>659912968

>>659913061
>deadpool
I can forgive this

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>>659913131

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>>659913210
What? Spiderman was tired

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>>659912968

>>659912858
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, bub? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Xavier's mutant academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on sentinels, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in wolverine warfare and I’m the top mutant in the entire Mutant Academy. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mutants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for Storm, bub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, bub. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the X-Men and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bub.

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>>659913457
My sides are in orbit now

>>659913189
If all you are bringing is a knife you'll be dead at the walk up faggot.

>>659913457

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis
Eh?

>>659911323
Lol at you failing so hard

>>659913610
Micah?

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>>659913571

>>659913610

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

>>659913777
Quit implying shit

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>>659906666
Checked

>>659913777
>implying that's him

>>659913562
You've been keking since >>659908785
You have a shit tier sense of humor.

>>659913777

Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.

>>659913863
>>659913903
That's some shit he would post though

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up God Delusion* my name is kris but u can call me t3h ChAmPiOn oF l0gic!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very logical!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet logical ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch Carl Sagan's Cosmos w/ my boyfriend (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it, fundie) its our favorite PBS series!!! bcuz its SOOOO logical!!!! hes an atheist 2 of course but i want 2 meet more atheist ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
STRAW MAN!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein logical again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
narwhals and bacon, *~t3h ChAmPiOn oF l0gic~*

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>>659913976

>>659914153
KEK

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>>659914153
Nigger

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>>659914153

I was BANNED from my local super smash bros melee scene. They use the local community college to host this and TOLD ME BY EMAIL IF I CAME THERE THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW ME IN. This was out of nowhere so I immediately called the TO, who told me why. He said it was because I was frequently toxic and angry. He said that I yell at players and make them uncomfortable and scared, and that a girl quit because of me. While I DO sometimes get frustrated and vocalize it, so do many other people I am simply being discriminated against my voice is naturally deeper than most. also the truth is a girl never quit that is a complete lie, she was just butthurt that she was worst than everyone there. I'm so fucking irate. I've been a member of this community FOR YEARS and just now I'm a nuisance? I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player. I'm looking into finding a lawyer who get me unbanned. There MUST be a law that prevents people from arbitrarily banning others from certain locations without written documents proving it (the TO just SAID I was banned he did not provide any evidence.) The TO isn't rich or anything so I don't think I would have to ask a lot from him, I think he'd break under just pressure of lawsuit.

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>>659914394

This thread is now the perfect example of everyone under the age of 20 now days.
You all ever wonder why you get in so many arguements with people who double you in age? Because none of you know shit about the shit you talk.

>>659914388
why? because i party and u dont ;) for ur information i get a lot of pussy. more then you could ever think of HAHAHAA ;) so before you downvote me make sure you know who you are talking too ;) because they might be better then you at some stuff like getting pussy and head. I got to go my girlfriend is calling right now she wants to know if i want to have sex with her ;) i bet you dont even have a girlfriend pussy ;) i bet you have a boyfriend or something ;) HAHA well toodaloo and guess what teenagers sex isnt hard to get.. you just got to try hard enough and you will get sex. sex is amazing
pce pussy ;)

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>>659914579

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>>659914665

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>>659904286

>>659914579

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>image limit reached

>RIP in peace, Spiderman

Look, you may be new here, but /r/conspiracy is where many top minds collaborate, and routinely outsmart the most well funded, well equipped and diabolical organizations on earth. How do we do it? Top thinkers, experts on every field, unparalleled investigative skills and fearlessness. I would trust a top comment here over pretty much any news source, especially a mainstream source, any day.

>>659913863
>>659913903
What's got your nickers in a twist? Didn't get your early morning dicking?

>>659914862
>Sits back with popcorn
Dis gon be gud

>>659914950
Spiderman will forever be in our memory

>>659914950
I must go, there are threads to ruin

>>659915046
No but I'm blowing a load in your moms eyeball reading your reply

>>659905716
If I wanted to fuck realistic dolls I'd just move to Japan