>>659744368
Wow,. This thread took off

>>659744368
you will get shit on your dick doing anal... and you will not give a fuck.

A big one is most girls don't orgasm from penetration but rather from clit stimulation. Actually it's more like most guys don't cause penetrated orgasms because majority of men can't actually make a woman cum by fucking her. Hence why the "fake orgasm" is very fucking popular.

>>659744368
>size of pussy lips has nothing to do with amount of sex had

>>659744530
>thread not even a minute old
>"wow this thread took off"

Someone's a virgin kek

>>659744530
>literally a minute later
well memed my friend xD

Too tight is a bigger and faster boner-killer than a little lose

ITT a bunch of virgins posting facts known to everyone

>>659744642
dude you need to use a condom for anal... and this is coming from a guy that slept with 20+ girls without condom. you might not care about warts but you dont wanna get aids or worse

>>659744368
no they dont idiot latinas assholes are hair free but youve only fucked 2 americans in ur life

>>659745872
found the virgin

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>>659744368

Timid redheads are super freaky in bed

>>659745872
>wut

wow

>its more likely a girl give you an std than you give one to her, they fuck as twice as us in life, stay safe put on the cape

>>659744368
Semi virgin, and I know this. Nice try haha

>>659747315
haha thanks mate

>>659744368
>ALL girls have hair around their asshole

I love how some girls diligently shave their pussies but forget about (or don't realize they have) their hairy assholes. Always a treat when getting into doggy style getting that first peek at that furry asshole.

>>659744368
Breasts feel like bags of sand.

>>659748808
Virgin detected

fucking a dead body is not as cool as it is in the movies

>>659749560

they actually do though, joke is to find the actual virgins that dont believe it faggot

>hairy assholes
I've been with a lot of girls and women, the only hairy asshole I saw was from a stripper at a strip club. Stop fucking nasty bitches.

>>659745872
Kek

Have dated many latinas. They all have hair around their assholes

>>659746647
What the fuck is a size queen

>>659750703
Likes big dick

>>659750839
Oh. I hate women.

>>659750260
another virgin

>>659744642

Only if you fuck girls. Gay boys know to douche. You might get shit rarely, but it's an accident not a given.

I got no beef with feminists, but they have some virgin myths of their own. Here's a few:
- No woman in her right mind wants it in the ass.
- Lesbians never use strap-ons like they do in porn.

Foreplay is as fun if not funner than sex

Asian women rarely have ass hair or body hair in general.

>>659752392
Yes they do it's just shorter or more fine. Asians are still mammals.

>>659747315
>semi virgin
???

>>659744642
This

I knew I was in for a treat when I would do something nice for my girlfriend (bring her flowers at work for example) and she'd give me a big hug and whisper in my ear "You're gonna get some shit on your dick tonight for this"

>I'd boner so hard

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>>659745872
My current gf actually has no hair around the asshole, though I've been with a red head who obviously was unaware her asshole had an isis beard...made doggie style awful as the hairy sphincter would stare and me and occasionally wink

>>659753176
Oh my fucking god
>youre gonna get some shit on your dick tonight
Nearly gagged from laughing and disgust, thanks anon

>>659753548
Kek

>>659744647
Yeah, i wouldn't say most girls can't. If you think about it, most girls aren't dildoing themselves with a 5-6in appendage, they are more used to other sorts of stimulation while getting off. That being said, sensuality can play a huge role.

Also, fat tits are gross. They feel completely different than normal perky tits.

>>659745146
too tight is never bad

>>659744647
This is just flat out not true. Some girls just don't orgasm from penetration, but many will. Girls with more sensitive clits usually will orgasm from penetration.

>> no means yes means no means yes means not tonight

>>659753894

I think most women can orgasm from penetration. The thing is its much easier to make it happen if it's their 2nd or 3rd orgasm.

Make them cum once with foreplay. Most women I've been with have told me that once they cum once, then everything feels more intense.

So, eat that pussy, use your fingers, put your thumb in her ass, do what you gotta do, then fuck her brains out.

It's totally worth it once you feel her orgasming with your dick in her.

Here is the first 4 virgins
>>659745872
>>659753548
>>659750260
>>659752392

It usually looks better than it smells.

>>659755989
you forgot one

see >>659755989

>>659756849
Pretty good, but seriously I've been with dozens of girls.

>>659746708
This^
Oh and crazy bitches are great in bed. I dated a girl in high school who tried to convince me to kill a guy with her. She convinced her boyfriend to kill a guy with a hammer while they were camping.
By far she was the best lay I've ever had.

>>659745872
Latina here, I have hair on my asshole

>>659744368
Han solo is in the next Star Wars

>>659747315
>semi virgin
So you fucked a nigger?

ITT: a bunch of virgins accusing others of being virgins.

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>>659748077
It is hard to shave your asshole, bro.

>>659749771
Kek

>>659758925
this
it requires a mirror, which means you either have to bring your mirror in the shower or dry shave
neither are pleasant or easy
if you do it without a mirror, good luck trying to feel around down there like stevie wonder

The hole is father down than you think it is
At least that's what I thought before I had sex the first time

The clit is just a small undeveloped penis.

>>659745653
not caring about warts? warts fucking suck. i'm currently going threw my 2nd outbreak and they are the most annoying thing

>>659744368
>>ALL girls have hair around their asshole
Gonna bet this is false.
Native Americans don't have the ability to grow facial hair or even arm hair.
Indigenous Central American and Southern American women also, but only if indigenous or an indigenous mix with dominant indigenous genes.

>>659751709
get out

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the vagina is not straight, neither is the rectum.

the rectum is especially 'bent'

>>659759654
Don't fuck dirty assholes then.

>>659760020
So virgins didn't study biology?

>>659753557
There is no god, only Satan, and Me.

>>659760214
no...?
it can just be kind of surprising when you're 'putting it in' for the first time because it simply doesnt go in the direction you expect it to

>>659760214
also, the word you're looking for is 'anatomy'

>>659757619
duh. we wouldn't go around saying "dont stick your dick in crazy" unless dicks were drawn to crazy like a black hole and needed warning

>>659757619
Agreed. I fucked a crazy bitch last night and she told me I have a big dick.

>>659750942
Kek. yeah, you know a bitch is a shitty person when that's her description

>Girls think that just because they have a vagina they don't have to do any work in bed

>>659750942
Small-dicked beta detected

>>659745146
Bait

>>659760451
What direction does it go.

>>659758719
Not blond, not so bitchy either, so I'm just going to gtfo, bye.

>>659744368
my gf of 9 years doesn't

>>659759313
Guy here, I dry shave my ass hole all the time without a mirror, I just have a special head I use for my ass and then just spread em and start shaving, easy as shit.

>>659745146
That's why Allah give you 72 loose whore in paradise right.

>>659757266
DOZENS
DOZENS!!!

>>659754675
"**ONLY** 20% of women can achieve orgasm through penetration alone. And this has nothing to do with the size of the penis, or how the woman feels about the man." (Harvard University studies)

>>659758585
prove it with a picture

>>659754601
Found the virgin

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>>659757266
I'm sure you have

>>659758585
proof? You know this is a serious website and we only want proven statements, not random trolling. Or are you a newfag?

>>659752428

someone should explain her the difference between being overweight and being potentially mistaken for a fucking hippo.

>>659744642
Not if they enema first.

>>659754601
>clits
>penetration
not sure if trolling

>>659758585
Miami?

>>659756590
It usually smells better than it looks.

Tits feel like sand bags

>>659761078
wut

>>659758588
It's called a fucking flash-back, moron.

>>659762066
"In"

>>659762440
all the girls you didnt fuck in the past 9 years do

>>659763682
Virgins don't know that chicks actually have three clitorises.

>>659752392
Yes they do, got a filipina gf, her asshole has spikes

>>659745653
>implying you cannot get aids through vaginal intercourse
>implying other STD's are worse than AIDS

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>>659763808
Tits feel like tits.

>>659764162
other 9 yr olds have hair already?

the clit isnt soft at all its like a marble almond

>>659744368
You can pee inside her vagina to help sterilize it so it won't give you STDs.