>>659575789
last years post was later than it is now, be patient

>>659575789
last year he said he wasn't doing it again

>>659575789
He always post on the 26th. Around 10pm eastern

>>659576657
Proof?

>>659576657
no he didnt. he said he would try his best. stop shitting everywhere.

>>659575789
yes I'm getting my noose ready right now

I need him!

>>659575789
Jizzus will not let the faithful down, so have a little.

>>659576657
>
fuck off nigger. He never said that.

>>659576788
yes he did

>>659578076
you're a poor nigglet minor nolife. Fuck off and die.
Jizzus never said he's done. Been there all the time.

>>659578076
May Jizzus have mercy on your soul, lying motherfucker.

I will an hero on cam if Jizzmas doesn't happen.

Archive of last years thread:

http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/588183506

>>659578651
pinky swear motherfucker

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>>659575789
He did

>>659578915
Okay, I have that much faith.

>>659578930
That was fake

>>659579073
Fuck off.

>>659578930
confirmed nigger

>>659578930

Nice carpet.

>>659578930
I can tell from the pixels that it was photoshopped

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Mfw

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>>659575789
holy fuck man. are you going to keep making threads? your last one hasn't even 404'd yet

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>>659575789
Time zones motherfucker

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John 7:37
Now on the last day, the great day of the feast, Jizzus stood and cried out, saying, "If anyone is thirsty, let him come to Me and drink

>>659575789
Yes, he said it was getting tiresome keeping nasty cum bottles around all year and he has a wife now so he had to finally end it.

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Corinthians chapter 5, V 12
And Jizzus stood before Mount Sinai and his bottle was empty. He asked unto God and God said let it be filled with Jizz.

>>659579498

No.

>Also, I don't know if I will be able to keep going on this whole thing. My living situation intensifies in it's complication. I'll do what I can though.

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>>659579498

>>659578930
Fake and gay

it's over boys, Mook and the newfags have won

never forget

4chan and Jizzus is kill...RIP in peace

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And Jizzus said to them, "It is written, 'MY HOUSE SHALL BE CALLED A HOUSE OF FAPPERS'; but you are making it a NEWFAGS' DEN."…

>>659579498
bro, you wasn't even there... he stated ... that his GF found the bottles and left him that very min, so now he's single and was going to double up next year.

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Matthew 8:34
And, behold, the whole city came out to meet Jizzus: and when they saw him, they besought him that he blessed them with his mighty juices

God, I can't believe I've been coming here since before this guy was coming in bottles. I remember the first time seeing it. After a few years, I thought seeing people like this doing their thing is the exact reason I still come to this cesspool.

>>659579683
Yeah. I didn't cap it obviously, but Jizzus finally settled down. He can't do it, he did show a picture of jizz soap which everyone dismissed. I don't blame the guy, it fucking sucks having to nut all into a bunch of bottles and the present them every year.

>>659579880
That was last year.

>>659579040
date, time and URL
NAO!

>>659579880

Confirmed nigger

>>659579498
RIP Jizzus

>>659575789
worst Jizzmas ever.
What was the latest he ever came in the past

The day ain't over yet. Even if Jizzus hasn't made anything new, he always returns and provides irrefutable proof that it's him (none of this retarded shoop trolling we've seen last few days). Have faith - one way or another he'll show..

Have faith brothers! He will cum

Praise Jizzus!

>>659580592
It was always like that, you fucking newfag

Tis a sad day when a real /b/ hero dies.

He shall remain in our memory as the greatest cum collector of the ages.

Jizzmas is over guise

>>659580592

Last year @18:12 EST

>>659575789
goddamit nigger I need axis labels and scales.

>>659580866
how will you have felt when he cums? And he cums every year!
Stop being a fucking faggot and have some faith! Isn't it what's that all about?

No Santa hats was a bad omen, thanks Mook

you newfags even know what I'm talking about?

If dubs Jizzmas isn't coming this year.

>>659581144
Maybe we should all start posting pics of our jizz in support.

I was going to, But nobody would appreciate it anymore,Newfags have infested /b/ and i had to get rid of the bottles anyway

>>659581353
We need a hashtag

>>659581402
Fake and gay

to all you fucking niggers in doubt because it's getting late.
It's 1:33 am where, I'm sitting (poland) and no thought of giving up on waiting for him.
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggots.

>>659581451

This is why it's over

I pulled an all nighter last night and I might have to pull another one just so I don't miss Jizzmas.

>>659581451
#jizzforequality

>>659580962
Question: What time is it right now in Jizzus timezone? How much time do we have left until it's the 27th for him?

>>659581451
dont we?

ITT: niggas don't know the real Jizzmas is happening on eightchin

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>>659576657
>>659576788
>>659578076
>>659579498
>>659579683
>>659580592

THIS is what he said last year.

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>>659581712
jizzus is in GMT 0 (england)
its 35 minutes past midnight for him
he wont come

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>>659575789
Hope he'll come back soon.

Why you faggots obsessed with a nigger who stores his jizz in bottles???

>>659581944
go back to reddit

I'm in the wilderness and saved all my phone data and limited my shit posting for tonight. he better show.

>>659581712

We have less than 5 hours

>>659581878
this

I remember last year he said he wasn't coming back

>>659581944

Because it's a beautiful Christmas fairytale.

>>659581944
because his yearly posting gives the rest of us hope.

>>659581898
judgung by his timestamps he's american

>>659581944
using "faggot" and "nigger" doesn't mean youre not new anymore

>>659581944
you'll never understand it faggot

>>659581878
fake and gay

>>659582211
actually it's genuine

>>659582089
This.

he probably has to fight himself through hordes of groupies and security stuff
some kind of national hero

>>659582308
no it's not

>>659581944
Tradition.

>>659582080
>>659582089
I-I understand now, anons!!
I hawk loogies all the time, I will store them in bottles!!
along with snot!!

>>659582080

>fairytale

it's real you dumbfuck

>>659582211
I can peek with my eye a fucking newfag over here

>>659582211
See
>>659581878
>>659581920

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>>659581898
>>659582029
I-.. I'm sorry, I need a moment...

Fuck so he might not cum? What a damn shame

someone should take over

Post sad music incase we have to grieve the loss of Jizzus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UO0-pE9T4

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>>659582401
I heppened to have saved it back then. How does it feel nigger?

>>659582415
do it for almost a decade and you'll understand

>>659582883
he's done it for over a decade. first post was 07 and he already had around 2 years worth of cum then

>>659575789
You mean he didn't cum.

>>659582700
confirmed jizzus isn't coming back

>>659582883

End of an era

Protip: it was Moot this whole time

We need a new jizz clause

>>659583277
maybe so meybe not. Mysterious Jizzus ways.

>>659583277
Stop saying that you're ruining my already shitty Christmas.

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>>659582645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCqQpZJ2AZA

>>659582211
newfag

I know Jizzus, he's not coming back. He had to get rid of the holy bottles cause he moved with his gf. He's now engaged and will get married next year.
Just let it go, we've got Santa Crust now.

>>659583487
there is no santa also

>>659575789
have a little faith you faggot

>>659583849
Damn son, I'm flabbergasted.

>>659583780
blasphemy! also poor bait
He would never leave us

>>659583780
post Santa Crust imagen compilación pls

Well we can't just end a tradition, we need a new santa

>>659583216
Talking about posting here faggot

>>659584201
I just washed out a 2 liter soda bottle. I'll get to work. Guess we have to start from scratch.

>>659584201
the faith
it's all about the faith
one must have it
that's all

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>>659584140
Toma tu compilación

>>659579498
If I was his wife, I'd still let him do it. Women take the joy out of everything

>>659583780
If so, then give him a call and tell him to appear to us so we can peacefully mourn.

>>659584355
hurry up mother fucker you're on the clock

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>>659584201
Now we're in for some shitty Muhammjizz bullshit if Jizzus has been called back to the LORD

>>659584439
thanks anónimo!

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>>659583488
cry for the fallen seeds of humanity.

You are now imagining yourself trying to explain the idea of Jizzus to a normie.

quads

>>659582631
Jokes been made already anon
....also check em

OffTopic mutherfuckers,
how many of you consider JizzMass 1337?
I mean I never speak to enyone about it IRL. Even though I have some firens who would understand and pursue. I think it's our special night an if someone does not know about it - fick him. It fucking 1337 event!

>>659585505
I tried telling my brother earlier and he said that it was gross and asked why I would want to see that

>>659584439
Saved. Thx anon.

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>>659584439
Pisslord here

Under lock and key and watchful eyes so I have to make this brief

Oh Lord and Savior Jizzus SHALL Return to Us but We MUST Keep the Faith My Brothers. As like Myself he is Under guard and is Trying His Best to Make Everyone's Holiday alittle bit Brighter.

Now I almost got caught so I must make it quick, Just remember to Keep on Keepin on True Believers and Remember that Jizzus is the One and Only True Way to Salvation.

Way she goes.

>>659585934
To be fair, it's not an unreasonable reaction.

>>659585505
just had the same idea
>>659585693
Totaly got your back /b/ro

>>659585505
I explained Jizzus to a normie once, he said it must take a lot of dedication to jizz in a bottle day after day. I was suprised that he missed the fact he was jizzing in a bottle but he was steadfast.

>>659586084
I challenge you to store up a year's piss and report back with pics in 365 days.

>>659586265
this dumb ass

>>659581944
Because he's the one person in our lives who restores hope in the idea of commitment to a cause and belief, and he instills a sense of passion and dedication that most of us can only dream of.

Also, we're all autistic.

He's an hour late I think he may be ded rip in peace jizus may you rise and cum again

>>659586629
You sir, are no Lord of the piss.

>>659586668
What if Jizzus was a woman guys. I think we may have found the real truth.

M'lord, are you there?

Jizzus, don't forsake us in this time of need.

>>659587203
>implying Bruce Jenner is jizzus

Jizzus Christ is a FAGGOT

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please hurry up Jizzus!

>>659587203
A disabled trans-woman of colour, I think you mean. Shitlord.

Cross pollinating Jizzus threads.
>>659562076
>>659562076

Last year the return of Jizzus made me feel more festive than anything else. It was amazing.

White Christmas playing, everyone posting messages of joy, fuck it was wonderful.

Someone should write a Christmas song about Jizzus.

>Why don't you give your jizz this Christmas?

serious question: what if he simply died? Like in a car accident? I don´t think he told anyone he´s jizzus and we would never know about it....

>>659589093
DON'T DOUBT

>>659589093

I'm sure its possible, but not likely. Its more likely that there is just a delay and Jizzus will deliver given time. Right?....

>>659589093

No way. He'd resurrect himself. He can't actually die.

>>659582080
>Boxing Day, not Christmas

>>659589333
Trips don't lie

>>659580696
PRAISE JIZZUS!

>>659589093
Oh ye of little faith

>>659589333
check'd

His semen would find a virgin to impregnate and He would be reborn

>>659589333
Praise

Tonight Jizzus has already hit quads when dubs or trips would've said heresy and now trips when needed.
He will come.

>>659589388

Boxing Day is part of the holiday known as Christmas.

>>659575789
The second cumming will happen

why are there even other thread than this one?

Holy shit guys what if he really just died out of sudden? The horror in his last moments would be fucking insane. You did this all this years and you never can complete or at least end it. Also the cum would still exist - would they simply throw it away when they empty his flat? Did he keep the bottels there at all? Did he hide it anywhere in the woods so it could be found?

QUADS JIZZUS WILL COME

>>659589333

My first ever trips in over 6 years of browsing 4chan...

IT'S A SIGN! THE PROPHET IS CUMMING!

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>>659575789
only thing left to do is read the thread from last year
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/588183506

>>659590113
thanks anon, didnt knew about the yet another archive

>>659589333
>>659590108
trip virgin checkd

>>659590113
Jizzus never came in 2015. What a sad Christmas for /b/ and therefore the World.
/thread

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R.I.P. In pieces Jizzus.

The most based Anon in history.

/b/ is officially dead to me :(

>>659584405
this is jizzus


my faith is strong