Thanks for keeping the pilot light on. I am keeping a watchful eye on the catalog.

>>659562076
the ride was fun, kept me going for years. Hope he stays true to /b/ instead of tumblr

>sage

He alrealdy did...

>>659562076
He cums in the night

>>659562076
Where are you jizzus???

>>659562076
he already did

>>659563142
>>659562568
that was a shop you fucking mongs

pls lord !!! CUM to us

>>659563142
Post screencap then.

I know waiting is hard, but he always comes. Dear lord, please say he'll come?

>>659562076
We're waiting jizzus.

Here's his post from last year (ausfag tiem)

If you read it, he explains he's having difficulty with his living arrangements.
Perhaps Jizzuz is on the streets or under a bridge...

>RIP Jizzuz

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>>659564285

forgot pic

>>659564285
Nope, he is in jail :(

>>659564285

I assumed he meant the house was busy so he would have trouble jizzing into a bottle without arousing suspicion

>>659563306
>newfag is newfaging

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>>659564285

Re read it.

>>659562076
what if he just forgot about us? i dont want to live in a world without jizzus

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>>659562076
Jizzus is not cummin this year boys :'(

>>659562076
either way i am leaving b atleast for 10 months

Man to much stupied here, this is why I just look and not post. First off no one knows the real reason be hide this picture and second y'all act like that /b/ is free based y'all ruined it. Not even gonna respond back, kill yourself everyone. here's a history lesson, Chan was made for hackers not children, kids ruined it when he aired it out on the news.

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>>659564623
Yup. That's what I got from it too.

Jizzus left cause of what /b/ came to what it is today, there's a few that lurks still bit everyone left. Fucking kids everywhere

>>659564985
lol wut, grow up

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>>659562076
We must believe in jizzuz

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My god... what if he really *does* live under a bridge, took his holy water with and got beaten to death by some stinkin' hobo in distress, who tried to drink from our lords precious bottles because he thought it was some sort of iso-drink?
What if Jizzus is not cum anymore!?

>>659564985
Actually it was made because moot decided that there needed to be a non-chink-speak version of 2chan for all the white folks.

>>659565601
thumps up

>>659564985
>y'all
out of here, negro

If Jizzus is kill we must keep faith.
He will be reserected in three days.

>>659565660

Fear not, for our lord and savior Jizzus will cum rising once again.

>>659564985
>Kids ruined it
Shut up, your 12

>>659565818
>out of here, nigger

Fixed it for you.

>>659566054

then we can have Cadbury eggs filled with jizz

>>659566332
>your

>>659566332

>your

look who's talking

>>659565715
Most accurate definition I've ever read of 4chinks.

>>659566564
>>659566633
you & you
your dumb as fuck.

i personally know jizzus and he told me he's not doing it this year because his gf found jiz bottles in his closet.

>>659562561
didn't he appeared today on 4x2Chan?

>>659566054

Thy kingdom cum, thy will be done.

>>659567136
>>659567136
Where did you hear that?

>>659562076
>loosing

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guys last year his post was made about 1 hour from now so don't loose faith

pic is my screencap

I'm pretty sure he didn't cum until after 10 or 11pm est last year, give it some time mates, he won't leave us

>>659567579
assuming it's true, he said
>i personally know jizzus

Much like Santa Claus, we must believe and he will come tonight.

>>659568288
Thank you for the info.

Are these guys lying?
>>659567136

those bottles are not full of cum.you can see the yeast at bottom and bubbles at top.thats homemade cheap alcohol made with sugar most likely.

>>659569144
fuck off. JIZZUS will not let us down.

I want to believe.

>>659569073
I just can't see it. For he is the one true Jizzlord and he will return to bless us all with his bottled white tears of love.

>>659569144
BLASPHEMY

You know the porn vids where they blast a girl with a gallon of jizz from a fake cock? That's Jizzus' cum.

>>659569144
Jizzus will return and cast you out into the wilderness!!

>>659567208
Nope, I hope he does though.

Witness the res-errection when Jizzus drops his loincloth and anoints you with his blessed juices !

Stay strong /b/rother the word has been planted. It doesn't really matter if he cums or not. The church of Jizzus will prevail.

lord jizzus pls return

>>659566633
>>659566564
Thanks for proving my point

>>659569144
Howzabout you just go take a big hearty swig if yer so sure that's all it is, motherfucker?

>>659569144
That's what happens when you save cum for a long time. I have a small bottle full of cum, it has that white shit stuck at the bottom.

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A recap to bring the faitful joy.

>some people who saw the first coming have not lived to this day

My GF shakes her head every year when I leave an empty 2 liter bottle out in honor of Jizzus..

Guys someone has the pic of the guy licking a cum-stick (a stick full of old accumulated cum) ?? I missed it

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>>659570872

>>659570852

And a cream pie with a glass of pineapple juice.

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>>659570872

>>659571073
>>659571167
Thanks faggots

Matthew 8:34
And, behold, the whole city came out to meet Jizzus: and when they saw him, they besought him that he blessed them with his mighty juices

>>659562076
this must be bait.
who is into this ? bitch roody-poo

I got a little bottle of my own homemade cum product. Should I post it and demand trips in exchange of trips?

And Jizzus said to them, "It is written, 'MY HOUSE SHALL BE CALLED A HOUSE OF FAPPERS'; but you are making it a NEWFAGS' DEN."…

>>659571623
There was a magical time when it wasn't called bait...
Even so this isn't.

>>659571394
amen

>>659571843
Just post it, no need to fag up the thread with roll cancer.

>>659569811
this

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>>659562076
cant actually believe how few oldfags are wainting for our saviour opposite to how much newfags dont even

>>659571843
You are a false deity. Kill yourself.

Pls Jizzus, cum this year ;_;

>>659572557
Im not a deity stfu faggot
Anyway, is that normal? a lot of people have his own cumbottle or what? I don't know what to think.

>>659572364
We just prefer not to mingle with the children unlike you

YOU'RE SUCH A BASTARD! IT'S OVER! ANYWAY FUCK JENNFIER EMAN!

Sexy Karate Woman

>>659572927
who's the bitch?

cum to us!

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>>659571843
Just post it nigger

>>659571623
It is bait. Its beem fake from the beginning but its a nice tradition that we sick fags of /b/ partake on every year. Kinda like pro wrestling

>>659564425
What time zone is this screen cap? I'm trying to figure out when I need to be here

>>659573608
In half an hour was the previous.
I'm gonna stick around for maybe an hour and then see it tomorrow morning if need be

If he doesn't show then /b/ is officially dead.

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>>659568772
Santa Crust came though.

>>659573608

I was awake when it happened last year and I'm from the UK. So it wouldn't have been long after midnight GMT time

>>659573946
hey m8

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>>659567136

>>659573946

It was 12 minutes past midnight GMT. There's still hope.

>>659562076
He came earlier, didn't screenshot it though. Filled up one more bottle since last year

gotta go to bed (wife calling, also way too drunk to stay awake) please preserve the event /b/rothers

>>659574396
yeah, sure

>>659567136
>>659567579
>>659569073
>>659574068
Thats a load of horse shit until Jizzus himself confirms it.
The chances of a /b/ro knowing Jizzus, slight, the chances of said /b/ro realizin it's Jizzus by bringing the topic up outside of /b/, astronomically small.

Hypothetically even if he couldnt do bottles this year I feel he'll at least give us a holiday greeting of some sort. But quite likely bottles

Jizzus pls

>>659574463
For you, faggot. "wife"

IN JIZZUS WE TRUST!

>>659574308
Corinthians chapter 5, V 12
And Jizzus stood before Mount Sinai and his bottle was empty. He asked unto God and God said let it be filled with Jizz.

>>659574610
Kek

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>>659562076
Archived thread from last year:
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/588183506

>Thread replies: 2923
>Thread images: 554
>mod wishing us a merry jizzmas
JIZZMAN WHERE ARE THOU?

hoohoh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrlHgDlOmOc

>>659574610
yeah, wife, kids stuff you know. /b/ros are not onlly nolife neckbeards. at least not all of us.

>>659575007
you must be a faggot to have a wife. wtf bro :/

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>>659575007
What a faggot

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>>659574836
there are archives of 4chan?
what?

who would do that?
why would one even do that?

>>659575340
go away newfag... go away newfags and normies with wives.

>>659575340
wow you must be REALLY fucking new.

Oh ye of little faith.

I, too, doubted the cuming of Jizzus last year. But at the last hours, he finally came, and all was well.

Believe in him. He will not let us down.

>>659574308

There was a thread like this before he came too, I remember

if he doesn't show then i'm leaving /b/ forever.

>>659575255
>>659575294

WAAAAAT?
fuck off you racist minors.
Lets focus on what's important - the JIZZUS is CUMMING!

John 7:37
Now on the last day, the great day of the feast, Jizzus stood and cried out, saying, "If anyone is thirsty, let him come to Me and drink

>>659575792
i never talked about any race you fucking nigger

he's cumming! he's cumming! repent or die in sin

>>659575757
575757

>>659575949
949

>>659575909
>nigger
wow so edgy fuck off racist

>>659575909
too stupid to read between the lines, aren't you?

>>659576047
go away you chimp.

He better come. I'm almost out of weed.

>>659564578
Yes that's true, he sold some of his holy water, and a young trap bought it and drunk it all ups.

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>>659563306
Not that thread you retard.

>>659576085
put those lines inside your ass

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did he died?

>>659574836
Do you have the threads before 2014 ?
I know there are screencaps but reading the whole thread is much nicer

>>659568288
Witnessed that marvellous bastard at least 3 or 4 times. I always forget about him until christmas.

>>659562076
If you remember last year he said he was going to have trouble continuing to present us with jizzus christs blessings as his situation was changing.

>>659564425
was fake.

>>659576301
He should be posting every month!

>>659576427
>that same niggah that posts that in every thread for over 6 years

>>659575340
>who would do that?
>why would one even do that?
datamining compainies making deals with 4chan to obtain data from the anonymous posting users would result in a scandal
but if per chance a totally not hired by 4chan person decided to host an separate archive and said datamining companies happen to browse said public archive and obtain data from there you can`t really hold 4chan liable for what they do with the data can you?
can you?

>>659576427
actually, I was there. That's 100% genuine.

>>659566054
Was that a spelling error or a really good pun?
Either way, 10/10

hahaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrlHgDlOmOc

>>659576490
No. It wouldn't be as special.

Jizzuz was really moot, when moot died so did Jizzuz

>>659575340
Is this bait

Gaise, I don't fink he's cummin dis year...

>>659576616
>>659576616
yeah, in 2014 it was real.
I was also there.

>>659576723
It already IS special

Oh Jizzus ! Why have you forsaken us ?

>>659576909
You can be a little doubting faggot Thomas if you want but I believe in him.

>>659577056
You shut your blaaphamous mouth! He's cumming just you wait.

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for all you fucking doubtfull niggers!

>>659576247
screencaps or gtfo

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>>659577056
I promised myself I would not outlive Jizzus. my rope is ready

>>659576836
This
Hiroyuki will have to take up the job of being jizzus

>>659577476
nice /bro, got more but less clothes?

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he's cumming! We must not doubt!

>>659577618
queer

We are now past the time he posted last year.

>>659577956
:(

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>>659577618
I gottchew fam

>>659577814
faggot

last year he said he wasn't gona do it again

>>659578434
Bullshit.

>>659578434
no...last year he said he wasn't sure..big difference. He is either dead and or homeless or about to post

>>659578434
nope. never said that

>>659578557
well why didn't he do it yet

>>659578809
It is only 7pm est time

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guys... i didnt want to lose hope but it's way past the time he is supposed to come...
considering the current time and last year's message about his personal life, i think we can safely say he is not coming anymore.
RIP Jizzus.

>>659578809
it's called dramatic appearence

>>659578809
Perhaps, he grew out of it. Though to be honest if he doesnt post this year we may never know.

>>659578809
He's doing it for the suspense. Think about it. He posts when we all give up on him and restores faith upon faggots like you for doubting his power.

if I were Jizzus I would not post again. Become the unknown martyr of cum. He is a legend and will always be with us

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If dubs
He will come

if trips then he was a false prophet

CUMON JIZZUZ!

>>659579732
dumb frogposter.

>>659579884

so close. if dubs or trip then false prophet. re roll.

he will cum guys have faith. Everyone, we all need to masturbate all at once to summon him! Please everyone, lend me your cum now!

>>659579999
And quads?

>>659579999

OH LAWD I GOT QUADS BUT ONLY CALLED DUBS OR TRIPS. OH LAWD!!!

What does this all mean? Jizzus is real or a false prophet?

>>659580035
he came like a lamb but he will return to cum as the lion

>>659579999
RIP Jizzus

>>659580245

LOL so I guess Jizzus was a false prophet.

>>659579999
>If dubs or trips
>Gets quads
Praise jizzus our Lord and savior

>>659579999
mother fucker.... quads antichrist ?

>>659580363
>>659580384

LOL yup. I called dubs and trips but ended with quads.

So does this mean he is real? Shiiiieeet. Come forth Jizzus.

>>659570691
Pics or didnt happen.

>>659579999
quads = Jizzus is real

>>659579999
JIZZUS LIVES

>>659579999
SO, JIZUZ IS THE REAL PRUPHET HUEHUEHUE

>>659578557
Last year he said he had a girlfriend and might not be able to do it again this year but he did say he'd come and let us know what's happening. I hope the new overlord stickies jizzus' thread.

>>659580574

COME FORTH JIZZUS. THE QUADS I ROLLED PROVE YOU ARE REAL. Our savior!

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HAVE A MERRY MERRY JIZZMAS!

CUM BOTTLE GUY'S CUM FOR YOU.

ALL HAIL JIZZUS WHO FAPPED FOR OUR SINS!

DO NOT LOOSE FAITH!

HE WILL CUM!!!!

>>659580172
its a mystery

>>659580700
few things
>Sticky
>Jizzus
kek


also

>checkd

>>659580940
if not dubs you are a fag.

Wasn't this proven fake

Is anybody else nervously smoking weed waiting for him?

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I AM JIZZUS

>>659581350
No (I'm white)
Just wish he would hurry

>>659581554
==SHOTS FIRED==

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>>659579999
ALL HAIL JIZZUS

>>659581554
>>659581708
Samefag

>>659581776
no that's santa crust.

>>659581943
Maybe it was Jizzus. Maybe he had to get rid of his bottles and start this tradition.

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>>659581800
Prepare for butt pain with this scr cap
>suck my gravy bitch

>>659581943
I know, Anon. For the waiting. Maybe it was also written that Santa Crust is to take Jizzus's spot.

Im scared guise
What if Jizzus was killed by ISIL?

>>659582183
No he would never lie to us.

I think he's posting on that cripple chan

>>659582868
HOLY SHIT! Just went there. He's there!

>>659583122
link em and check em

>>659582868
what's a cripple chan?

>>659582370
he will rise and be reserected within three days
just have a little faith, faggot

>>659583254
it's a box you put your finger in

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>>659583232
jk. Here's a banana

>>659583254
lurk moar

>>659582868
>>659583122
that site is down anyway nice try tho

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>>659583444
>cripple chan

>>659582868
He is not there checked the cataloge. So at the least he has not betrayed us to another site.

>>659583589
No, it's not.

>>659583746
I hope he does

there isnt a single thread on dubchan with jizz in it

>So at the least he has not betrayed us to the superior site.

Fix'd

>>659584116
GO AWAY

Your fantasy life is over, Americans. Time for Allah.

>>659584005
thats why they suck

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>>659584202
Agreed

>>659583559
no thanks, I lurk just enough to relax. I don't have all day or in your case all month(s)

Patience is the key to joy.

>>659584550
Fucking casual.
GTFO.

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>>659584550

>>659584550
This is not a place to visit and go faggot.
You see the cumlord, and you stay in this, your new cum home.

>>659584892
>>659585024
>>659585145

you niggahs easier to trigger than tumblr

He's an hour late guys he ain't cuming

>>659585207
ha ha ha look whos really triggered

>>659585207
check your privilege

OH DEAR LORD JIZZUS CHRIST

WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US ?

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>>659580538
Camera is shit

>>659570852
Kek

>>659562076
how do we know it's not fake cum ?

>>659586201
WHO ARE YOU

this thered is shit.
go to the other one

>>659586201
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JIZZUS!!!

oh my god how could I forget this, if I remember correctly last year he showed up in the evening right?

>>659586201

who r u ??

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>>659586201
Could it be? Jizzus has another copycat?

>>659586513
In fact, it looks quite liquid. Old cum looks more like creamy.

>>659586517
Just an anon.
>>659586941
Not necessarily, I'm going to do something with it soon.

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>>659586201
THE GOSPEL SPREADS

>>659576300
They used to exist before the old archive got shut down. So many good threads gone forever.

>>659587242
>this, if I remember correctly last year he showed
do it now and request trips.

>>659587242
make a pipe bomb with it

>>659575692
Praise be onto him my /b/rother.

>>659587242
How do you put it inside? what a hard job there man... I managed to cum inside a big bottle, but yours one is harder.