>nigger

>>659561223
>Red flags for women?

Since this is 4chan, not being a woman is a red flag.

>>659561223
>>"I'm not like the other girls"
this x1000

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tfw no qt gf to watch anime and play vidya with

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>>659561414
/thread

>her penis is bigger than yours

>>659561223
>is feminist

Red flags for men:
>talks too much about money
>brags
>loves himself
>bad tan
>plays video games
>has kids he doesn't see/ provide for
>bad mouths ex
>too sweet
>wears crocks
>wears shell suits

>>659562564
Expose your breast for public view or leave this domain

>>659562564
>wears shell suits
only late 80's and early 90's balkanfags wore those

>>659562564
Read the thread

RED FLAGS FOR WOMEN, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT

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>>659563664
>tiny penis
>angry at women

>>659563958
I still don't see tits

>>659563958
You know the rules

>>659561223
>Im basically the mother of my friend group

>>659562564
>plays video games

You just ditched every fucking modern man right there. Enjoy your loneliness.

Also wtf is wrong with
>loves himself

What kind of sick manipulative psycho bitch is typing this shit?!?!

Also, red flags for women:
>drinks while drives
>says she has a lot of 'crazy friends'

>>659563958
eyebrow game on point
btw tits or gtfo

>>659563958
Whoa, someone got upset by people unintentionally naming every personality trait you have.

>>659564594
>tips fedora

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>being lonely fags hating the only girl they've had contact with today

>>659564965
>tips back
Well met, m'lord

>>659565147
>girls with bad penmanship

>>659565147
stuck up cunts are MUCH better lol

>>659565147
Why no vidya?

>>659561971
I had this
Granted it was pleb shit like inuyasha and sailor moon and casul vidya but still I had that
She was a bitch, manipulative and constantly passive aggressive which pisses me off to no end but yeah
Not worth, I'm with a qt that has her own hobbies now and life is good since we're not together 24/7

>>659565147
Trap confirmed

>>659564279
And so do I

>>659565147
that's a dude.

>>659565855
Then tits or gtfo unless trap

>>659562564
>>659561223
>on 4chan
>no
>on /b/ of all places
>think they're fit to judge what are redflags for normie gender roles

Oy vey

>>659563958
>>659565147
I like where this is going.

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>>659565147
Keep posting. You just adding to my fap folder

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>>659561223
>Requires money and or gifts to show love and or attention
>Acts just like a tumblrina
>Takes forever to respond when IM'd
>Cares too much about dick sizes
>Overweight
>Cup size below C

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>>659566271

>>659565147
I'd make you eat that paper.

>>659562564
f u c k t h i s b i t c h

>>659563958
>>659565147
>>659566664
Actually no shes hot

>>659566600
>Takes forever to respond when IM'd
YES THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF!!! Like if ur doing something atleast tell me first you cunt... Or say you will be responding slow. Atleast when people IM me i tell them " hey ill be responding slowly"

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>>659566634

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:)

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>>659567224

>>659567405
>6'5"
>Jewish

Oy vey

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>>659567405
>cut
>jewish
lmfao you're missing out

>>659567405
Top tier bait.

>>659567405
Can't wait till the day you'll be surrounded by 3 Whiney kids, single mother with no opportunity in life because she wanted a "real man"

>>659567405
>"give me attention im writing on paper for you betas"

remember you're here forever.

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>>659567535

>>659567405

>I am a womynz
>Plz pay attentions to me

Lmao, get fucked.

>>659565147
>"real men"
>can't love themselves


lel happy hunting

>gets black out drunk

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>Chubby
>Tells you how much she likes carved bodies

This happened to me, bitch got friend zoned.

>>659568353
Exactly

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>>659567405

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>>659568193

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>>659567405

Timestamp or copypasta/bait

>>659567405
Oh god, get your fake-ass face out of here, you look stupid as hell with that expression

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>No hooves

Instant garbage, desu senpai.

>cant cook
>doesnt like anal
>isn't independently wealthy

These are the only things that really matter

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>>659568861

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>>659561223

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>>659567405
>talks too much about money
>jewish bf

>>659568366
check'd

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>>659569125

Keking into oblivion

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>>659567405
Hey Jew!
Your QT GF is a trap.

>>659569111
Trips check'd

>>659561971

why not do this with a guy?

>>659566600
>>659567204
Yall know that not everyone sits on there phone right? Well I want to believe that anyways

>>659561518
nigger the only women /b/ likes are men in dresses that pretend to be women

>>659561223
Tits or gtfo

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>>659569062

>>659561223
ITT:
attention whore

>>659567405
Who's cutting this up for the next cringe thread?

Doesn't enjoy sucking cock.

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>>659561223
My GF has a big tattoo, and lip piercing. Shes the best thing thats ever happened to my life.

I was depressed, anxious, suicidal, I was a brony, I'm a pedophile, I like beastiality, I was fat and childish.

She stuck with me through it all. Now I'm 65lbs lighter, and in a better place than ever before.

Your judgements will keep you behind the rest, OP. Grow up.

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>>659569479
>there

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>>659565147
Woaw its the ambassador for women! My GF of many years could find out at any moment that I have 5g of porn and play games..

Oh wait she saves porn with me and we play WoW together, nvm.

I fucking hate absolutes.

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>>659569660
Peace out, skeletal /b/ro

>>659570047
does she have a kid?

>>659570298
No? Neither of us are ready for that shit. No way.

>>659567405
I thought the first image was bait but you're just as bad as those autists who post a picture of themselves with every post

>>659570241
I agree anon.

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>>659570283
It was fun skelanon

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>>659568910
That's the point you stupid fuck! Its hilarious how riled up you nerds get over a girl having an opinion yet it's OK to have yours?! I bet that the majority of you pathetic little freaks are pimple faced gamers with mother issues and the only chance of a date between now and the far future is with lady palmer and her five sisters having a quite night in watching an 80s porno crying in to your pillow as you jizz all over the sheets your parents picked out for you years ago! You know if you wanna talk to real life girls, here's a little tip... Step away from you're keyboards, close your laptops, open your eyes and look... Its real life! Losers!

>>659567405
Tits are mighty scarce in these parts.

>>659570241
5 grams of porn isn't that much

>>659571107
>What was it like being alone for christmas?
>Jewish bf

Idk m8, you tell me.

>>659571107
haha i aint readin that shit

>>659571107
I stay inside to avoid whores like you

>>659571107
Actually I had a nice christmans and boxing day dinner with my family.

>>659571107
The bait is weak with this one. Wow.

If any of you actually fell for this previously, you should probably grab your nearest katana and induce seppuku.

>>659571107
Hey lady!
Squeeze my pimples.

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>>659571107
This has to be b8. Well at least I'm not an overgrown jew.

>>659571336
Top fucking kek

>>659571107
Jokes on you, I am on a desktop.

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>>659571107
>alone
>not raping litlle village girl

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>>659571107
It was peaceful.
Nice jumper btw. Did you get it from your granny?

>>659571107
Nice jumper captain haddock.

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>>659571107
You don't know the power of the dark side.

>>659571107
Jokes on you faggot I still live with my mom and was with her

>>659563958
Implying you're a real woman
On /b/

k then

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>"I love US"

NOPE

>>659571107
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

>>659567405
This is a cringe thread or?

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>>659571107
Sweetheart, I hope you realise you made a lot of these virgins here very sad.

>>659574028
I''ll have you know that I have thought of having sex and its the thought that counts you parasite.

>>659571107
>Step away from you're keyboards, close your laptops, open your eyes and look... Its real life! Losers!

10/10 bait

>>659571289
Keked

>>659574201
Sex is overrated tbh fam

>>659571107
Show your Adam's apple, please.

>>659561414
That goes without saying.

>>659574387
Srsly it is.
After a couple times you already got the excitement out.
Hell I was more excited on xmas than I was when I lost my v-card

>penis not feminine enough

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>>659570760

>>659565598
yeah i only like the ones that like good stuff like texhnolyze mushishi Dark Souls and Shadow of th e Colossu

Maybe this is why yall are single.

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>>659569475
I like girls

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>>659575437

>ugh i'm so depressed. why? you don't need a reason to be sad.
says the upper middle class white woman.

>>659561223
>anti racist
>has feels for drowned mudslimes
>nigger music lover
>thinks guns should be banned
>disagrees with death penalty

just to start

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>>659571107
the bait is intensifying.

>>659565855
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

>>659561223
>interested in OP

>>659575859
cept that is a gook trap you faggot

>has ever been with another man
You're literally a cuck if you disagree with this one

>>659571107
Kill yourself.

>>659576615
I thought OP got chased away by the qt trap.

>>659566600
>cup size below C
Look at this fag crying about women not wanting his micro dick so he contradicts himself with women cup sizes

I'll still love you ladies regardless of your tits. My only requirement is not being a twat

>>659576725
underaged b&

>>659576894
That's not what cuckolding means anon

Red flags

>Fatties
>Niggers
>Hoodrats
>Listens to rap/grime
>Stays in bed for most of the day
>Drinking
>Smoking
>Drugs
>Out all night
>Has guys flirting with her but doesn't notice
>Dresses like a whore in public
>Disrespecting strangers (like old ladies, or bus drivers and shit)
>Doesn't at least have a college level education
>Short hair
>Taller than 5' 7"
>Tattoos
>Piercengs anywhere but her ear lobes
>Big ass earrings
>Fake hair
>Hairy
>Weeaboo
>Huge ass family (and expects me to know all of them)
>Wants kids

I dunno why I'm single

>>659571107
I cut myself on your edginess.

>>659561223
>I'm not like other girls.
>only guy friends.
>daddy issues.

>>659562564
how about u shut the fuck up about crocs? i dont wear them everyday like some people but i wear them around the house or when i go fishing or to the beach.

Fuck you. you fat cunt ,

this is why no guy will touch your ugly ass. so please do everyone a favor and kill yourself
and also you should learn to love yourself before you can love another, thats just the way of life

da fuq is wrong with video games? as long as its done in moderation its fine you ugly bitch

he probablybad mouths his ex cuz shes a fucking bitch and a whore and deserves it, thats probably why she's his ex

the world runs on money, kill yourself.

you're a feminist arent ya?

a ugly feminist who cant get dick

thats you


get out of here trash

>>659576613
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

>>659567405
>including height and race/religion

Are you literally retarded?

>my gf with a longer middle toe than big toe and has tiny labia doesnt think you're a trap

The fuck does it have to do with shit you cunt

>>659578163
tfw I have a longer toe that's next to the big toe.

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>>659562564

>>659577042
>contradicts himself
>micro dick
>crying
If you're trying to make me feel bad, you're not even trying.

>>659563958
>big vagina

>>659577743
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

>>659578670
Just wanna make you understand

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>>659567405
YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY JIMMIES

>>659578916
Never gonna give you up

>>659567405
Cut as in circumcised? or cut as in fit? I'm confuse senpai

>>659579052
Never gonna let you down

I gotta say, your doing a pretty good job>>659567405
Keep up the good work, this is good entertainment.

>>659579194
never gonna turn around

>Lurks /b/ in her spare time.

>>659571107
>making more than one sign
>caring this much

Tattoos and piercings aren't a bad thing depending on what and where. Once I see ear gauges I just feel disappointed because it's totally pointless. It doesn't even look good.

And person who takes forever to respond when you're Johnny on the spot is a red flag. That's genderless.

"I get crazy when I'm mad" is a way of putting blame on you for staying with someone despite their bullshit because they "warned" you so it's your fault for their bad behavior. These people are usually feminist women, pseudo intellectuals or the obscenely immature who can't deal with the repercussions of their actions and taking responsibility for themselves and thus put it on you to have to carry the burden of their bullshit.

"I'm not like other girls" Don't kid yourself, snowflake. That's the most boring thing I ever heard. Everyone says that because they're too egocentric to understand how alike everyone is. Don't bullshit me.

Honestly the only women in recent years I've respected have been rather skanky, but they're also unapologetically upfront about who they are and they accept themselves and the opinions others have about them while changing those actions if the opinions of them make them u confortable. One is still more or less loyal to her bf generally while the other stopped fucking around and decided to prove fidelity to one person and work on their image. They understood who they were, what the opinion of then was and were willing to reflect on those two things to evolve personally.

Knowing that, if you're in a relationship as young adults, I would never call it serious. Those people haven't had time to grow and learn the skills of those 2 chick's I mentioned and thus mold themselves to who they want and choose to be.

Women nowadays are generally either trash with an inflated ego from their vagina-high or are down to earth reasonable people who can relate to others.

>>659579345
and desert you

>>659561223
>asks you what she'll wear for NYE
>breaks it up with you days after that
>gives you a christmas present before that wit h a card saying "see you soon" and "i really like you"
>then proceeds to text with you like the break up never happened

>>659579507
Never gonna make you cry

>>659577226
this, this i like

>>659561414
>>659562211
>>659562455
This

>>659562564
>>659563958

Tits

>>659565147
LOLS

>>659561223
talked to this girl for a while who was all of those

bitch was cray
jsut chatted though, luckily

>>659579857
Never gonna tell a lie.

>>659567405
>jewish
>cut

holy fuck you go after the garbage of the garbage

>>659580614
>faggot
Never gonna say goodbye

Also, when we look at women there are two examples already mentioned. The left wing radical snowflake feminazis who usually dress in wild colors and what I'd call the centrist women with a well developed sense of understanding and superego to really connect mentally with people. The right wing entry is the cold corporate bitch who runs on facts and is usually a workaholic. Any of these options can have a viable partner, but the centrist is usually ideal for anyone picked from the general male searching for a partner. The corporate business bitch is the rarest with the centrist personalities also in short supply, however with a growing supply that still is overshadowed by the radical left wing populace that continues to pollute the airwaves on most news media.

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>>659571107
You tell me.

>>659561223
>nigger
>has tattoos
>is an ear
>lives on a pier
>dead

>>659566634
That's the point. If you are doing something else, tell the person.

>>659561223
You missed the only ones that matter
>constantly complains about herself/turns down compliments
>claims to have anxiety/depression/other wah-wah bullshit
Whiny, self-obsessed cunt
>hangs out with guys because "girls are too much drama"
>not ready for a relationship
Huge slut

>>659580814
>Gonna pretend he did it right
And hurt you

>>659567405
Kill yourself. You fucking vermine.

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i could truly give you all of the red flags because the mother of my child is a walking fucking burping farting smoking injecting red flag walking.

instead of dead man walking she is red flag walking.

let's see. she gives advice on every subject when most of the time she doesn't even know what the fuck she is talking about and she was 20 when i met her doing this and she was trying to give advice for instance on the best ways to get pain pills to 40 year old heroin addicts, true fucking hustlers from the streets that know every way already yet here this bitch is arguing her pointless stupid point.

also she is fat but hot.

also she is a total fucking slut bag.

fucked 7 guys in 7 days before

fucked 4 guys in one day before.

pic related: its my beautiful butthole

btw i am a total slut too. i get with girls guys and trannys.

>>659565147
>Implying
>implying
>implying.
Cute, but a bitch.

>>659581387
>REKT
Never gonna run around

>>659571987
Jesus Christ. Please be false information.

>>659581173
this tbh

Red Flags
>"if you cant handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
>treats her family like shit
>if at a restaurant, treats the waiter like shit
>you can't stand her friends
>claims all her exes are dicks
>she doesn't let you go out to be with your friends
>she makes her mainstream nerdy interests apparent

>>659582172
>DISCLAIMER

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>659565147
This has to be bait. No one cares this much and gets this worked up over a post on an image board.

>>659581575
>fat but hot

doesn't exist, you ugly fuck
get your eyes checked, also you're a loser for even talking to that whale

>>659563958
Show us your penis

>>659565147
>Troll bait

>>659561223
I feel like even tattoos and piercings as well as being bitchy is fine. As long as none of those are in excess. I'd rather have a girl that doesn't take any shit and is straight forward in conversation, which a lot of people would call bitchy.

>>659576529
Fuck off shitskin. No white girl will date you.

>>659571107
It was better

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>>659582697
This

>>I'm, like, totally crazy sometimes!
I don't know why they say this. Being crazy, insane or 'hyper' is not a good thing, it just sounds like someone trying to cover up their shitty behavior.

>>659567405
>Jewish

Lost me there

>>659571987

Bullshit,

>you really don't have to go as far as the Amazon jungle

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>>659571107
>2015
>Not realizing 4Chan and sites like this have been around at least over a decade.

>>659561223
Am i the only one who likes some degree of tattoos here?

>>659583701
No. In moderation, I like it too.

>>659571107
I've come to accept I'll be alone for most of my life. So what's one more Christmas.

>>659567405
yeah i would expect your penis to be cut jew
but damn thats a big cock
show it off bro

>>659561414
He said women, thought that was assumed.

>>659563958

Your standards of men are fucking terrible, and spell some kind of awkward self loathing chad