I guess I'm ready for more.
You always are.
>>659558865
I have my moments of doubt.
>>659559393
Dispel them.
>>659559588
I should probably turn into a cynical cunt, but I don't want to.
>>659559823
That's uh.. not what I was wanting.
>>659559995
I guess OP should have been more specific
>>659560193
About what?
>>659560491
Oh
I just thought you wanted s/fur
>>659559823
I so beat you to that.
>>659560719
I was referring to the words in his post, not the image. I don't care if it's s/fur or g/fur.
>>659559995
What were you wanting then?
>>659560776
Yeah, I'm trying not to become like 96% of all funposters.
Thread needs more mustelids.
Stairs is also fucked.
It's been such a mess since christmas.
>>659560914
>>659561075
Aww. Be fair.
I was a cynic before I even knew you guys.
I don't think I'm that bad, though.
Everyone's still calling me cute.
>>659561075
>Yeah, I'm trying not to become like 96% of all funposters.
You already are you just don't know it yet
>>659561075
The opposite of that.
>>659561237
I agree. More dragons.
>>659561250
You fucked Stairs?
>>659561871
I was ahead of the curve.
>>659561603
>>659561877
Kurfy's not around.
>>659561877
>You fucked Stairs?
Stairs couldn't get laid if he was a brick
>>659562119
I didn't choose the cynical asshole life, it chose me
>>659562285
Gawd, I haven't seen Kurfy in ages. It'd be nice to talk to him again.
>>659562393
I feel your pain.
IT support jaded me!
>>659562285
You're not Kurfy?
>>659562393
What's bad is I immediately started thinking of ways to make sexual innuendo out of bricklaying.
>>659561877
NO.
What's up mister Roy?
Just don't shit them.
>>659562763
I'm not monogamous.
>>659562505
Could try his twitter or xtube.
>>659562763
Let me know if you come up with anything good
>>659562691
7 years at the casino for me
>>659563214
Blech. Maybe I'll try to catch him on skype.
Not that I use that much these days.
>>659563497
Damn the public.
Don't you get tired of the casino?
>>659563056
Nothing but the sky. Not that an ostrich would know.
>>659563214
They aren't chocolate either.
So you are, then?
>>659563497
I hadn't planned on sex talking you, Nef.
>>659563701
I hate it. I hate it with a passion.
But it pays well.
Still, I want to escape soonish. As soon as I am confident I can get even a low-paying job with my accounting knowledge I am out.
>>659563896
and I hadn't planned on having kids but hey, things happen.
>>659561843
Yeah, I guess you were.
Yeah, you're milder at that than most. Also you can be pretty sweet at times so there's that.
>>659561871
I refuse to accept this truth.
>>659561877
The opposite of what?
>>659562285
>>659563896
I am smarter than the average ostrich though.
I can get on the internet.
But only 4chan. I guess that doesn't make me as smart.
>>659564151
>I refuse to accept this truth.
Denial works for me
Switching to otters bcus fuck yeah.
>>659564102
Can you find something else to do?
>>659564151
My mum always said I was cynical, even from a really young age. I blame TV.
Th-thanks.
Dotter only uses Skype to send me viruses.
>>659564102
I better wrap a condom around this conversation.
>>659564151
Being cynical and clone-ish.
>>659564315
Is there anywhere better to go?
>>659564372
I'll create my own truth.
>>659564432
Cynicism is but a defense mechanism for weakness.
>>659564755
>Dotter only uses Skype to send me viruses.
>>659564755
>>659564755
This is an acceptable number of mustelids.
>>659563896
3 chocolate brick layer cake.
I'll have to check again.
>>659564755
I don't see any point to using Skype anymore. I have everyone on Steam.
>>659564902
Pffff.
A weakness on whose part?
>>659564432
Economy down here went to shit about a year ago
Besides that, very very few jobs pay this well. $26/h with good penalty rates.
Tonight, in a 10 hour shift, I expect to make Nearly $580 (before tax)
If my ex flakes on me tueseday I'm going to need one of you to come over and fuck me, k?
I'm not letting these shaved legs go to waste.
>>659565157
Niceeeee.
Still, don't more senior roles become available there over time that you could be considered for?
>>659565300
> wanting your ex to fuck you
Nothing could go wrong.
>>659564755
Yeah, I'll try not to go there.
>>659564919
Needs more.
>>659565060
A cynic will detach himself from an issue, resenting it instead of trying to understand it. He bears no desire for change or improvement.
>>659564919
Have one of those from Christmas.
They took out all the mirrors in your house too.
>>659565060
No voicecomm.
Are we posting animals now?
>>659565571
Or they'll realise and identify the flaws in a system and help you fix them.
>>659565697
I often post otters.
>>659565697
now?
n-no
>>659565431
Nope. The reason I started going to school is they fired half the of senior roles, because despite making record profits they wanted even more money.
The remaining staff are expected to just do twice the work
Promotions won't be for another few years, and even then I'd be competing against a thousand other people.
>>659565809
I know dat, silly.
>>659565820
Normally its animal ppl
>>659565843
yus
>>659565697
Post beautiful things. This thread needs more beauty.
>>659565809
Cynicism is not a prerequisite for intelligence.
>>659565506
He does good work with his cock :3
Maybe we shouldn't have dated so we could just be fuckbuddies. I don't know. I was shots and naive at the time.
>>659566360
like half the people avatarfag with animals
>>659566419
Why can't ostriches be more beautiful?
>>659566510
*shota- damn phone's auto correct.
>I was shots
A whole new level of alcoholism.
>wake up
>still on break
>>659566621
Pretty~
>>659566625
Because they're actually quite ugly.
>>659566804
Not really, that's like only the third level.
test
adsfadgsa
>>659567435
This one has got some charm to him, though.
>>659567403
How big was Choke's dick?
>>659567435
We're talking US measurements here.
>>659567403
>>659567491
>>659567564
Well done, brick
>>659567435
aye
>>659565571
The show must go on.
>>659565617
Wish I got a gang bang for Christmas.
They were on the house to begin with.
>>659568158
There's always next year.
Must have impressed the owner.
>>659567693
P-pardon?
>>659567855
At least I can blame someone else for this.
>>659568449
Don't listen to him.
I meant the thread finder, and I just said "stairs".
I should have phrased it better.
>>659567891
so cyoot
>>659568449
>>659561250
>Stairs is also fucked.
Need the details.
you're always ready for more
>>659568718
saywut?
>>659568815
>>659558865
2slow
>>659568727
Why?
So you can stay jealous you are never going to get this?
>>659568449
Like who?
>>659567663
I guess I could pet it, once.
>>659567693
How far into it is that then?
>>659567891
Marvellous thread so far.
>>659568158
Indeed.
>>659568815
Not always, I collapse at times for taking too much in.
>>659569058
4sync's founder, Nicko.
>>659569040
I am never too late, nor too early.
>>659569091
you can take more
>>659568987
still cute
>You will never get that scrumptious staris butt...
>>659569057
As if I need more reasons for that.
>>659569091
Balls deep.
>>659569160
Oh yeah fuck that Nako guy
FIX IMAGESYNC
>>659569305
I'm usually early.
>>659569553
you've been a good boy, this year
>>659569586
That's definitely debatable.
>>659569305
I need breaks.
>>659569381
I... gg.
>>659569091
Those are come cute mustelidae
>>659569807
you've been a good boy for me
>>659569809
i hope 5 minutes is good enough
>>659569448
Only if he takes me out to dinner first, and showers me with math problems.
>>659569471
I will fix you.
>>659569381
The more the merrier.
>>659568430
And New Year's.
They were just a loaner.
>>659569091
Does this count?
>>659569936
Fix me some dinner.
Bitch.
here we go again
>>659569995
I am making my dinner first.
Ramen noodles. The chicken flavor.
>>659569845
those are cute lions
>>659569890
Usually it's not.
>>659569979
Only if you buy me ice cream.
>>659570095
we'll have to work on that
>>659570083
Why are you hurting yourself.
>>659569809
Want a rematch?
>>659569890
I do try, yanno.
>>659569936
At least 20.
>>659569979
I'm up for it.
They'll put it on more than your tab.
>>659570075
We never stop.
>>659570279
that's always great. how are you?
>>659570173
Sometimes the cancer is too real.
>>659570279
Not really, unless you come over and hug me.
>>659570095
I read somewhere that Asiatic Lions like to have gay sex.
>>659570083
Should get more meat in your diet while you have the house.
>>659570095
What flavor?
>>659570279
Down to get it up.
Might hit the Caps Lock too.
>>659569936
Is that the Stairs version of a mating dance?
>>659570629
don't have cancer
>>659570279
Crimbo Dotts awesomesauce.
>>659570725
i noticed you too
>>659570796
Who could miss me, right?
>>659570208
If it was up to me, I would not eat anything all day.
I like to live cheap. Saves money.
>>659570279
Make it 21 and I will throw in a drink.
>>659570675
omw.
>>659570686
Mathing dance*
>>659570526
Same as always. Just enjoying going to bed at 2am and waking up at 10am.
>>659570629
You'll have to win to get rewarded.
>>659570675
It has to be easier than we think.
They'll know you're serious then.
>>659570725
They're in my screens so must be true.
>>659570930
only losers wouldn't
>>659570981
8 hours isn't bad
>>659570957
Don't you live with your parents still?
>>659570981
I need to photobomb you more often.
>>659571061
<3
>>659570957
It'd better be one of those $15 bottles of Fiji water.
>>659571083
Gone for the weekend.
>>659571129
I prefer the $30 smart waters.
>>659570279
stopping is not good
>>659571120
<3 how are you
>>659571223
By yourself?
>>659571061
I feel very rested waking up each morning. Even if I get 8 hours, if I wake up at 7am, I feel tired.
>>659571120
Photobomb me, bb.
>>659571223
You could turn one upside down and make a cooler out of it.
>>659571296
Depends how far you have gone.
>>659570664
Many species of mammals have gay sex.
>>659570675
Your flavour~
*wink wink*
>vanilla, real one, not artificial.
>>659570687
I got cancer earlier today and that's why I needed to take a break.
>>659570981
Then what do you propose?
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>659571386
For the most part.
No I will not send you nudes.
>>659571446
I could turn you upside down and make you cooler.
>>659571331
I'm good.
I decided to have a drink even though I wasn't going to and got a bit hyper, but oh welllll.
Too much alcohol in my mixes.
How about you?
>>659571446
Oh mai.
>>659570173
>>659570687
This character is pretty qt, cept for the dumb tatts
>>659571520
k-kay
>>659571480
Nibi is a mammal and he does not have gay sex.
>>659571480
I'd propose playing a game you're sure to beat me at. If you're looking to win anyway.
>>659571520
That's not how reverse engineering works.
>>659571599
No, this is dog.
>>659571520
Send me nudes instead.
I will be their custodian.
>>659571862
Hi dog.
It is simply lovely to make your acquaintance.
FIX STAIRSYNC.
>>659571446
I wake up at 6 AM almost every day, shit's tiring
>>659571480
just don't have cancer, it's that easy
>>659571599
alcohol is real fun~
i'm not bad, just been out since I woke up. shopping, mostly. got myself the fallout 4 survival guide, it came with a big map as a poster
>>659571610
i think they're cute, but he's definitely better without them
>>659572068
Yeaaaah. I probably should take a break from it, though. I overindulge when I don't have work the following day.
creedence is also a qt
>>659571747
Is that really why you wanted to know?
>>659571862
It is okay.
I know engineers.
This is how it definitely works.
>>659571868
Not enough Stairs Creditsâ„¢.
>>659570981
I don't really think about it.
But I never am.
>>659570957
Think it'd make more sens on your parent's bed.
>>659571480
I can definitely get you something white and creamy, at the least. Vanilla would be a close second.
>>659572297
Oh come on.
I'm sure I have enough by now.
>>659571751
I see. Then Nibi is apparently not kin of dolphin, bonobo or a cat.
>>659571862
But I want it to be fair.
>>659572068
But I'm too sympathetic.
>>659572342
Aw yiss, implications.
>>659571446
too far gone
>>659572297
No, I was just wondering why the hell you're buying your own food.
What are you doing this weekend
>>659572251
I'd do the same, it's alright in my opinion
>>659572471
well damn, then.
>>659572575
I guess I'd feel better about it if I wasn't drinking on my own.
>>659572856
drinking with others really does make it a better experience.
>>659571989
Your etiquette is refreshing. A fond hello to you too, sir Dotter.
>>659572068
You should like. Not.
>>659572297
So I'm hotter upright, then?
>>659572342
That's because you're a natural.
Just seriously hard.
>>659572471
You must not want to win.
>>659572530
I'll pull you back.
>>659572965
I can't not
>>659572342
My bed is comfier.
>>659572392
Your balance is calculated by ∫ e^x^2 where x is the determinant of vectors a and b, such that a is the time in seconds in which we have known each other, and b is the frequency of the phrase "nohomotho" in our discussions. These vectors lie on R4.
>>659572547
Oh.
Yeah.
Four cans of monster and four packs of Ramen. I might have to head out tomorrow because I only have one pack of ramen left, though.
I actually like the beef flavor.
I am just binging dota, and making no progress.
You?
>>659572965
you cant UNGAY ME
>>659572068
Yeah, just the heart one on the arm. It screams, "Im a GAMER im so in with the latest fad!"
>>659572266
Yesser indeed
>>659572934
Definitely.
>>659572965
I do try to make an effort.
>>659573208
We have known each other for a great number of seconds.
>>659573208
The more I talk to you the more I think you're not human.
I'm seeing my aunt's new house but I'm too old for my cousins now and they just left the room and I don't feel like following them because they don't really acknowledge my existence much anyway.
I'll darmn sure try.
>>659573169
Try using more lube.
>>659573271
That is where you are wrong.
>>659573390
He is a long and complex set of mathematical algorithms in a trench coat.
>>659573444
so phun i heard you were into poop play
>>659573349
Due to the nature of the operation, you need to ensure vector b does not like parallel to a on R4, otherwise that number does not matter.
>>659573390
I surprise myself sometimes.
>>659572965
More like uptight.
I'mma go shower
>>659573340
I actually like that one mostly. But I think the part it's on isn't my favourite. I think it'd be better further up his arm.
>>659573349
I'd drink with you if I had any booze
>>659573536
I have. it doesn't change anything
>>659573644
what? ew
>>659573690
Must be exciting.
>>659573536
ill bet 1000$ on it
>>659573727
Maybe I can acknowledge your existence tonight, bb.
>>659573690
Oh god maths please no not ever again please
>>659572471
If Nibi is not kin, then does Nibi have to be alone?
>>659573208
>Four cans of monster and four packs of Ramen
breakfast of champions
>>659573691
Clean up dammnit!
>>659573690
I bought a lot of gifts for people this year.
>>659573691
Try stretching more.
>>659573822
First guy I was with ended up getting married to a chick. I'm fairly confident in my ability.
>>659572471
Implying an implanting.
>>659572965
I'd say golden brown.
Fairly often.
>>659573208
Let's get in your sack, then.
>>659573846
Come here so I can make you dinner.
>>659574011
marriage is a terrible thing
> http://strawpoll.me/6358872
Im curious what gender you guys like to play in lewd CoC / TiTS style text games. Currently devving a lewd text adventure where there may not be an option to pick gender, for the sake of having a bigger scope of content.
I sense a lot of gay in this thread, so I suspect a lot of boize... but perhaps you still want to be the girl anyway?
>>659573923
As a college student I am obligated to eat poorly yet cheaply.
I hate wasting money, really. Even though I do it a lot.
>>659574011
You did not buy me a gift this year ;^)
>>659574024
Get on your leopard.
>>659574084
Do you even cook?
>>659574289
I will learn.
I'll find a recipe that doesn't short circuit you.
>>659574024
That's what you aim for.
Fairy often.
>>659574214
Depends on who you're with.
>>659574289
You know I'll kill you.
>>659574289
You should buy me a kimono
>he does not have my gender
Way to be inconsiderate of those of the aromantic bysentenial homomorphic anticommutative abelian granularmale gender.
>>659574281
>i sense a lot of gay in this thread
where'd you get that idea?
>>659574465
well marrying a guy sounds really weird and i dont like girls so im just G A Y
>>659574666
I'd marry a guy.
>>659574618
They're psychic.
>>659574811
but
why
>>659575030
Some are worth it.
Next thread, buddy.