soon

did he return in 2015?
I haven't seen the last year photo

>>659516450
He was here earlier today. Sorry freind

>>659517246
He did

>>659517481
damn!! I had seen his thread the past 3 years in a row

>>659516450
JIZZUSSSSSSSSS

>>659517572
do you have it?

I'm waiting for this day more than actual christmas

>>659517674
nevermind, I found it

I was wondering the same thing...

We miss Jizzus, is he came yet?

He made a post for Christmas explaining how he accidentally spilt a bottle of jizz

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>>659517246
i can second that i have seen no '2014' haul of jizm.

>>659517869
wasn't it that he opened one and it got ruin somehow?

>>659517925
Yeah the oldest bottle. he opened it to sell some with a jizzmas cassette tape

Did I miss Jizzus?

>>659517901
i dont have it but it exists

>659517869

Is there a screencap dear bruh?

>>659516450
He came back like a year ago newfriendos

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Recap of previous years

>>659517901
http://imgur.com/i8VzFVd

I was waiting all year Jizzus, come through bro.

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>>659518256

Holy fucking shit I can't wait to see how that first bottle is looking.

It's not cum you fucking morons

>>659518149
No I saw an iFunny post about it, and one of my fellow 4channers confirmed it

>>659518639
how do you know? have you bought one of those 6 holy bottles and tasted it?

>>659518895
What happened to the 6 bottles anyway?

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>>659518854

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>>659517246
yeas it was epic

The first time my buddy show me a pic of those cum bottles I was so fuckin grossed out

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>>659518304
>http://imgur.com/i8VzFVd

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so no screencap?

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>>659518854
>one of my fellow 4channers

>>659518991
You will have the chance to ask the lord himself today.

>>659518991
i think he said the bottles were sold pretty fast. yes, /b/tards gave him money for this godly gift.

He's cumming.

>>659519404
he came around midnight last year.
Thats my time here in Ireland though

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>>659516450

>>659519660
did he say how much he made?

>>659517869
If your talking about the post from yesterday, that was proven to be a shoop. That guy made up some bullshit about it being 26th in UK then when people called him out about it he said his clock was fast which would've been by like 5 hours. Plus the format he wrote it in, 12/26/15, is not common over there.

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He will post in a few hours

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how can we into praising jizzus?

>>659520094
and there was a specific word he used that only merica uses and not UK folk

>>659519660
No he didnt retard
He wanted to give them away
The vials + tapes
But he didn't know how to give them away

>>659519966
not really. he said he didnt really want any money, but some wanted to "donate" smth. think one guy gave him 100 bucks for the small cum perfume thing and one of the mixtapes.

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he came yesterday

dubs = false prophet :)

>>659520410
>no

false prophet = dubs

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>>659520410
FAKE AND GAY

>>659519855
Han Solo dies, killed by his faggot son Kylo Ren.

dubs and false prophet

>>659520410

Return of the king?

>>659520410
I used to shoop the woop every year and get people so butthurt

>tfw no computer
>tfw no home

false prophet if dubs

>>659520394
100 for cum perfume and a mixtape?
god damn

>>659520609

No it's a fake post

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>>659516450
Listen faggots, last year he said he wasn't going to be doing that shit anymore. That's why he bottled it and sent some to the sick faggots who wanted another dude's fetid cum.

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>>659520410
>yesterday
>26th today
you what friendo

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>>659520410

>>659520410

terrible chop

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>>659520410
>mfw people fall for this terrible shop

Didn't he say he couldn't keep this lifestyle up much longer last year? I sure hope he makes it.

>>659523417
Yes he did but i have faith in him

>>659516450
What is this?

>>659524302
You must be new here.

>>659524302
back to reddit you go

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>>659516450
rumors say he appears on a different Chan

>>659524451
LE BACK TO LE REDDIT NEWFAGS tumblrnights >_<<

thanks warrior for fucking PWNING that stupid CANCEROUS NEWFAGGGGG

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>>659524302
WELCOME
now leave

false prophet if dubs get

>>659524302

Cum. Lots of cum.

>>659525011
>checkd

>>659523417
what is he implying by saying this?
dying or bored of fapping?

>>659525011
False prophet confirmed.

>>659525102
My first thought was he got a gf, but it's hard to imagine someone who does this living any way but alone.

>>659524843
back to reddit, sir

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>>659517246
Here.

>>659525299
THIS! I tip my sir to you le gentleman. Fucking pieces of shit coming here from reddit shitting hte ucking place lik e astupid FUCKING NEWFAGS
NEWFAGS I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE MODS

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>>659517901
>2014-12-26
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/588183506

> Thread replies: 2923
> Thread images: 554

holyfuckingshit

if no 2015 thread, let's enjoy what we had last year

also found a (fake?) thread about him
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/588013879

>>659525011

dubs here. check em. false prophet confirmed.

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>>659517246
And here. It's presently 2015 an he comes on Boxing Day, the day after Xmas, today, prolly around 5est new friend. The mods make him a non ending thread and he posts.

>>659516450
>>659525471
Thanks OP, lets summon him

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screencap from last year

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>>659525846

>>659520853

No. Not what he said. He said it would be difficult. Don't read into shit retard.

>>659525846
>not including a link
lets fix that:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/588183506#p588185323
so nice to read it again, thnks anon-kun

>>659525846
You know it's fucking great when the mods get involved.

>I poured my redbull in a cup before I went on /b/
>Saw this post, and I looked at the pictures...
>I looked at the red bull then the Jizzmus bottles.
>I do not know if I want to vomit or flap.

>>659518256

I like that his cum bottles have been a /b/ tradition for 7 years now (8 this year if he posts).. and I have been in every one of them except last year.

12/26, the day /b/ is blessed by the appearance of Jizzus. Truly a magical moment.

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Merry Jizzmas 2016!
We should make a thread with all of his "work" throughout the years, then let it go in to the archives for the generations to come.

>>659525375
>I dont know if if I will be able to keep going on this whole thing. My living situation intensifies in its complication. I'll do what I can though.

Quick! A rich anon give him money! He deserves it.

>>659526774

>taxi commander