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Remember me?

It's the return of the Eggman.

I have an egg in a bath-
37 decides what I do.

Merry fucking Christmas
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>>659334200
well obviously thats gonna end up going up your ass
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>>659334200
put egg in ass
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>>659334200

You lying cunt. It's 16:56
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>>659334200
Peel it first, then insert it in your butthole.
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>>659334455
dubs demand it
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>>659334200
>incubate egg in rectum
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Put it gently in front of you.
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>>659334200
Shove it up ur ass
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>>659334200
shove in ass then clench
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>>659334200
Put the egg down and drink the shitty beer.
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>>659334537
Dubs then 37 dude... it's happening.
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>>659334537
well there you go....winrar..up your pooper it goes
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>>659334200
Holy fucking shit, is it really you eggman?? Too bad I don't know who the fuck you are and I don't give a shit.

Sage. SAGE HARD
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>>659334537
weiner!
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>>659334200
Up your ass faggot
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>>659334575
>
roll
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>>659334537
Winrar
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Put you dick in it
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>>659334455
>>659334537
winrar
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Make an omelette
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>>659334537
>winrar
Dubs demands it
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>>659334537
Well then....this has been a little quick....
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>>659334537
Welp... Guess you gotta do it
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its only 4.55 uk time, are you in a fucking time machine?
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>>659334200
throw it against the wall
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>>659334200
prepare your anus faggot...hope it breaks inside
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>>659334724
Theres only one universal time zone.
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>coors
>fucking
>light

just kill yourself right now tbh m8
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>>659334537
thank you anon, for checking my dubs, and posting.
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Crack egg in half but leave yolk in then ejaculate into egg and drink it as if it were a shot
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Well this takes me back to college
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Up thee anus
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>>659334537
nice derail tbh

no cunt is ever gonna do it

have some fucking imagination ask him to do something funny that might be delivered instead of "hurr put it in your ass xD"
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>>659334537
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>>659334200
Put egg in beer then shove top part of the bottle in pooper and drink beer through your ass
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>>659334856
Reroll
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>>659334876
lube it OP
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>>659334956
DUBS HATH SPOKEN. YOU SHALL NOT SPEAK ANOTHER WORD, CUNTETH.
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>>659335053
go away kys
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>how to basic

>post on 4chan
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>>659335089
no pl0x
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I may drink coors, but I ain't no cakeboy, so my ass ain't loose niggers
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>>659335084
High octane autism
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>>659335168
good delivery
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OP if your anus us loose enough not to crush the egg, you prove you're a faggot.
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>>659334825
Ikr. Natty ice master race
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>>659335168
do it fag
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>>659334200
Poo poo ka choo
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>>659335168
Holy kek
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>>659334856
This
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How to basic
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>>659335168
ram it up there....and nice job on delivering fag
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Just DO IT fagget
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>>659335221
>natty ice
Kill yourself
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>>659335168
wow so cool u stick in ur ass :^)
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>>659335194
nigger if it werent for me, the egg wouldnt be in this guys ass. fuck off.
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crack egg in ass, shit it out into a pan, fry it up, eat it up
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>>659335425
Your mother pass away faggot
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Deep breaths now
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>>659334825
what's wrong with this though?
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>>659334455
check'd now lets see if op is a faggot or not
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>>659334876
>UK
>College

Nice education ya got there OP!
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>>659335452
Post new thread eggman
I roll for this
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>>659335452
Rolling for this
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>>659335425
Great accomplishment. MOMMY I MADE A GUY STICK AN EGG UP HIS ASS ON THE INTERNETS!
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>>659335168
Merry Christmas OP

Nice Delivery
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>>659335501
English: Not even once.
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>>659335518
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>>659335518
it ain't even lubed?!
OP you deliver yet you're a faggot
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>>659334200
Holy fuck toasting in epic bread
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>>659335168
All the way in pussy. Thou egg hath not breached thy anus!
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>>659335518
I hope it will break inside and make you bleed to death.
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>>659335518
>dat mouth
We blieve in you OP
You've been doing Eggstaordinary so far,
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Dumbasses, is this how you guys are gonna spend christmas? Watching a guy stick an egg up his ass? Fucking losers thriugh and through. GG mates, just end yourselves.
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>>659335518
nice
merry christmas fag
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>>659335724
>my sides
>gone like that egg
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>>659335522
Checked and kekd
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kek
op actually delivered
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>>659335724
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>>659335518
>that face

Its a goddamn christmas miracle...an OP finally delivering
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>>659335518
Holy shit dude.
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>>659335706
it's an egg not glass
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>>659335579
Somebody is anally frustrated. I forgive you for your parents neglecting you. And you feeling unloved.
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>>659335784
Lost
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someone screencap this
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Always fucking breaks....
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>>659335784
Nice theeth dude :p
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>>659335973
My sides
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Shit it out., dubs mean what?
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>>659335973
Oh my god....
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>>659335973
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>>659335973
finger yourself using the yolk and shards of shell as lubricant
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>>659335518
OP we're at the edge of our seats. Do it you magnificent faggot, DO IT!
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>>659335973
Smear it on balls then fap.
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>>659335973
>Always
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>>659335973
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This shit stings
RIP egg- you were a real trooper
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>>659335973
>eggnog
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>>659335973
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>>659335518
Now push it out like a chicken. Record it. Post.
>web.m format
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>>659336127
>this
>plus: make a webm of this.
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Eat the shell
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>>659335973
Drink the yolk now
Or bake a cake with it and eat it with your family for Christmas
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>>659336163
Fucking kek
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>>659335973
Kek
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>>659336163
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>>659335973
>always
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>>659335973
>implying you do this often enough that your anus shouldn't break the egg
>imply
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I lol'd
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is this really how boring your life is?
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Mix it with shit and eat it XD
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Eat that shit., raw, in a glass of coke
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>>659336163
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>>659336163
op delivered. today was a good day.
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>>659336236
This kek
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>>659336163
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>>659334876
Fuck off op is fag. Pen is clearly shoopd
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>>659335973

THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>659334200
in anus
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>>659334200
Now eat it op
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>>659335973
>Always
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>>659336163
I respect and fear you OP
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Need to cool off the ol' sphincter
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Thank you, OP. Merry Xmas
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>>659336236
My sides xD
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>>659336163
are you hard?
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Someone better be archiving this.

Also, rolling for this.
>>659336311
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Masturbate with it m, crack it by putting it on the tip of your D, smash it down, then lube with shells.. Pics for each step.
Till you cum
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>>659336469
I'm dead
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>>659334600
How does it feel to be a retard?
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>>659334200
Crack n beer, chug.
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>>659336163
>>659335973
Thanks OP, you are the true X-mas miracle.
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>>659336163
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>>659336469
if dubs shove neck of bottle in pooper
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posting in an epic bread
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>>659336163
The shell penetrates the skin. Open wounds.
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>>659336469
oh god no.
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>>659336469
Natty ice would cool it faster.
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>>659334455
>triple dubs rule
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>>659336266
>>659336311

Do what m8
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>>659334200
Throw it at an old woman.
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>>659336469
Take the egg out OP

I need to see the damage
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>>659336575
Drink with your pooper OP
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well done man.
r.i.p. egg 2015-2015
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BEST CHRISTMAS 2015 GONE SEXUAL
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>>659334200
Pee on it, then throw it at a cop.
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Whats going on in this thre
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Thanks for delivering, op. Have a happy christmas
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>>659336584
OP's gonna bleed from his ass this christmas. Better not start eating foie gras and chocolates this time.
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>>659335566
>>659335522
>>659336644
today was a good day

m'waah (ding)
danana danana na
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>>659334455
>>659336644
>triple dubs
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>>659335893
Here, try this one
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>>659336699
Holy shit
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This fucking thread made my morning
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just posting to become part of an epic thread
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OP is a fag, cant even handle an egg ..
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>>659336556
What?
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>>659336469
Shit the egg out OP. Do it.
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>>659336790
so gay to have a butthole that tight haha faggot
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>>659336699
Nice
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>>659334200
Crack it on your dads dick and then lickit off.
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>>659336807
lost
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>mfw
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daz black this vine guy
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>>659336837
Winnar
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>>659336842
hurrrrrr fucking read the thread you absolute fucking cunt

merry xmas
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cram the neck of the bottle up your arse hole
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Please tell me someone screenshotted this
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Put broken shell egg at top of your dick
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k now funnel the rest of your beer into your bum and get really drunk. you probably wont need one after you do it btw.
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>>659335518
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>>659336932
hurrrrrr fucking read the thread you absolute fucking cunt

merry crossmas
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>>659334200
So, OP, after breaking an egg in your ass, can you tell us what is your job?
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>>659336699
He got dubs
Now do it OP
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>>659336699
WINRAR
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>>659336837
WINRAR
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>>659337002
hurrrrrr fucking read the thread you absolute fucking cunt

melly xmas
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>>659336904
No, I'm not reading this shit thread.
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>>659335973
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>>659334200
why do you greedy fucker bath in not even 20cm deep water?
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>>659336937
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>>659336510
Lmfdo Ayyy
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Merry Christmas guys
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>>659336837
all he really need to do is reply and its a roll so you gotta do it op
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>>659336837
>>659337054
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>>659334200
>>659334876
>>659335168
>>659335518
>>659335973
>>659336163

>>659337063
>shit thread
you're a fucking tool tbh mate
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>>659336469
wow... Jizz in egg shell ?
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Godspeed
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>>659335973
>>659336163
>>659336469
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Drink beer with eggs shell
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drink it with bum op
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>>659337236
So close, rerroll
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>>659336469
forgot this as well
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>>659336837
Do it OP
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>>659337236
roll for this
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>>659336999
nice trips.
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>>659337311
see
>>659336904
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>>659337219
Rip in pepperoni
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>>659337311
>>659337388
good dubs boys
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>>659336999
His job is ass egg breaker
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>>659337388
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>>659337465
Check those trips
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>>659337533
It never ends
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I think this is my favorite bread of 2015
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>>659337219
rip eggman

you went too soon
you will be screencapped, and shared for years to come
maybe one day i'll see your butthole around, say hi

but for now
rip
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>>659334537
Did anyone think this WASN'T going to win?
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>>659337597
Who'll do the montage ?
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>>659337563
i don't really like trips tbh m8, personal preference though init
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Holy shit that was amazing! Made my fucking Christmas lol
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>>659337683
im really lazy tbh
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>>659337219
Thx for keks OP
best gift of all this year
Godspeed m8
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>>659337683
Michael Bay
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>>659337533
Thanks for the congratz. congratz also for you.
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>>659337533
This ends now..
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top kek!
dude can someone scrrenshot this page and archive it?
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>>659336469
Dubs that bottle follows
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>>659336163
Honestly though, even if you manage to get it all the way up there without breaking it, it will just break on the way out due to how your asshole clenches
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>>659337799
Kek
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>>659337799
niceeeeee
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>>659335518
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>>659337799

And another one.
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this fuggin thread...merry christmas you buncha niggers lol im dead.
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>>659337683
I suck at this
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>>659337822
Indeed. This is a top kek my friends!
Someone should learn to take screenshots and edit these posts into one big, compounded image so others can enjoy it in YLYL threads and Best of 4Chan threads for weeks to come. Right-o.
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>>659338020
Ruined, let me fix it
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>>659334200
Egg in ass
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Speaking from experience cadburys cream eggs don't break OP
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>>659337799
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I am the egg in OPs ass
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>>659338078
thanks dude youre awesome
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>>659336179
This is an underrated post.
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>>659338120
read the fucking thread you cunt i hope you get fucking cancer for christmas becuase you give this board cancer every time you post with your shitty fucking suggestion that everyone fucking makes all the time now actullu op delivered her in a hillarious way but you don't fucking know that you're just there like "hurr guess what i thought of - he should put it in his ass lol xD"

fuck off you absolute cunt fuck you fuck your mother fuck your father fuck your dog your goldfish your nan your sperm adn fuck your fucking shitty fucking post you cunt
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I'M HERE ! I'M HERE ! MOM, I'M POSTING HERE !
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>>659336179
Top fif
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>>659335973
>>659336163
>>659336469
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>>659338248
Just made this

Puush isnt working, so i cant screenshot reactions, gonna use the reaction pics posted
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>>659337799
Damn.
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>>659338248
thanks bud
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>>659338451
Try to solve this.

pro-tip: you cant
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>>659338556
FUCK YOUR FUCKING STUPID PUZZLE MATE FUCK YOU FOR FUCK SAKE JUST FUCK OFF YOU CUNT I WILL FUCKING BANG YOU OUT IF U CHAT ANYMORE SHIT
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>>659338078
But where are all the comments with pics ?????
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>>659338451
It's time to breath some helium dude.
Bring the mask and go to sleep
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>>659338451
Go put in a fucking tampon, jesus fucking christ.
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>>659338078
You did the god's work. Thanks anon.
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>>659338752
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>>659338831
told ya i did this in 3minutes
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>>659338531
Thought yu left us
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>>659338752
>chat shit.

Nigger chav deteted
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