>>659070776
I did, but i fucked up.

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>>659071006
elaborate?

Kissless anon here, kill me

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>>659071468
age?

>>659071006
The Feels.

No. I don't. I don't have a god damn clue why. I got some monies. I got a decent car. I'm intelligent and have more depth than most men my age. I don't think I'm bad looking. I don't do crazy reckless stuff. I'm easy going. Good at holding a conversation with anyone. Not fat, 5 7 skinny. I don't get it. I really don't fucking get it. Its stumped me for the past three years. The women I'm banging are not desirable by any means but they are the only ones I'm able to get. Its fucking depressing man.

>>659071006
The relationship progressed too fast for me, she wanted a husband I wasn't ready for that commitment and ended up screwing things up.

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>>659071623
sounds like it's all in your head. actualized confidence begets many spoils.

>>659071623
>5 7

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My gf

>>659072131
shit. I haven't banged a woman with a belly like that since fucking....god 5 years ago. *shuddering*

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And her ass

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>>659072131
brave. one of my greatest nightmares is seeing my girl show up on 4chan without it being me.

>>659072131
doubtful, but if that is your girl, show some respect.

My girlfriend is pretty much perfect super loyal just a perfect person in general (personality based)
Looks 6/10
body 11/10
only downside i would say is she is really fucking clingy

>>659070776
Just got, rejected, of course. Fuck

No, I dont trust girls. I'm happier single!

>>659072601
most likely she has some insecurities

>>659070776
I don't deserve any happiness and no women should have to settle for me. I have nothing to offer anyone

>>659072985
more like you can't get girls

I did. We broke up 2 months ago because I woke up one day and realized i didn't love her.

>>659070776
No, just had three back to back relationships that lasted a year or longer each and the last one was fucking perfect right up to the point where she cheated on me.
Really took a lot out of me and now I just can't be fucked starting again and pretending to give a shit about peoples problems just to make them like me. Friends keep trying to set me up with some one and the sex would be nice but its not worth it to me at this point.

>>659072043
Idd, 5'7, you lost the lottery man. Chicks do not like manlets, it's fucked but that's the way it is

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>>659070776
Yeah I've got one. I made a point when I was young that I wanted two things: for girls to like me and to have facial hair. Well over the years I got the first one pretty easily but the second one became a pain in the ass. All my hair moved from my head to my face. So now I'm half bald with a grizzly man beard. I think Homer Simpson said it best "You lose your hair when girls start to like you."
>any good?
Well mine is kinda unorthodox we dated briefly in high school but she had pizza face so I dumped her for a qt goth chick at the time who destroyed me. We later met up at an anime convention and got together.

She's great and her pizza face is gone so win win. About a 6/10 looks and 8/10 personality. Really loyal and works very hard to build communication with me. She's consistently trying to take an interest in what I do so we can have something to talk about and do together. Since we live together conversation can be tough but we make it work. She's already told me she'll never try to separate me from my computer or my vidya so that's a plus. Sex isn't the best she's really inexperienced and I've been around a little too much so it's a little weird.

I could go on for days on this topic but I don't think that's what you anons want to hear.
>INB4 post her tits

>>659073072
she constantly says she hates her body but my fucking lord its perfect

>>659071623

Pussy > No Pussy

At least you're getting it. Nothing is ever up to anyone's stardards. Everything is disappointing, enjoy what you have

I just get really fuckin nervous and act like a queer fag around any chick. I also never really go out much. Age 17 and never been in a relationship

>>659073165
i kid you not, i feel the same way. focus on yourself and try to improve in some way.

>>659073706
that's what I figured. That's like the only downside I can see. I'm a tiny guy.

>>659070776
Nope. Been single for about a year and a half now.

I struggled with depression for a while because I couldn't get a job (and then struggled to put myself out there to try because I was depressed because I didn't have a job because circular logic is bullshit).

But, I'm bi and currently interested in a guy, but he's been a friend of mine for a long time and I don't want to fuck something up, so I'm basically just mentally torturing myself at this point.

>>659073825
I tried but I just can't 'enjoy' it. If anything having sex with women I don't find attractive makes me feel worse.

>>659073706
It's more about how you present yourself

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Yes, one of two years now. It's relatively easy to get a girlfriend so long as you don't act autistic and easy to keep as long as you're not a selfish fuck. I've dated literal 10's (guys would honk when passing by) and tbh personality is more important to an extent.

>>659072601
>Looks 6/10
>body 11/10

wat

>>659070776

No
Because the only reason to have a gf at this age is to have sex. I just got out of a 3-year relationship in October that I absolutely hated because I'm celibate and I have no intentions of turning back.
>3.87 GPA
>I go to China next summer
>Russia the year after
Why would I waste my time and money on these basic American sluts?

36, never dated. No interest.

>>659072221

Shuttering* fag

>>659070776
Yea. She's cool.
Funny, ambitious, motivated, chill, good looking, good fuck.
Sometimes a little too clingy but I figure if that's the only problem then it's fine

>>659074257

No interest or you just got denied because you're a fat faggot?

>>659074216
This is me. I'm genuinely curious.

>>659074184
Face is alright
body is banging

>>659074184

I'm guessing butterface-ish.

>>659072502

>4chin
>expecting respectable people

>>659073780
might be dysmorphia

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>>659071605
this is were im at. notice its in the shape of an L. that means loser.

>>659070776
got a gf
its great, she's 4'11", bit chubby, DD's, is decent in bed (kinda annoyingly tight actually), used to give shitty bj's but is getting better, and has a stable job

>>659074398

Fucking idiot eat dicks 15 year old

>>659070776
Yup.. she's a lil thick but she's cool.
I also still fuck my recent ex and an old friend.
For the moment life is good it'll probably change soon though

>>659071623
The less you focus on getting it the more you do. Be a little reckless but don't be crazy, you've gotta be exciting but know when you to chill

>>659070776
No.
I don't have time for it right now. Or rather, I don't want while I work. I'll wait a year or so before I even start looking.

>>659074216
I reall envy you,anon

>>659074216
Your faggot ass is celibate.. yet you could die tomorrow miserable.. You're a man! You're supposed to conquer the pussy!

>>659070776
Right now, no. I don't really know why either. No woman I've flirted with has really responded favorably towards me recently. Thew few that did are in relationships and I wasn't going to mess with any of that. But I don't honestly know, I wish I did so I could correct it.

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>>659070776
>23
>only had one relationship back in elementary school
>used to be a fatty been lifting for 6years now
>think every girl is a slut can only hold a conversation with a girl for 5mins tops
>mfw

All women are dumb whores.

I want one, but she has a boyfriend. We click so hard, I just want to tie her down and fuck her.

>>659073837
If you haven't had one by now you're going to be sorely disappointed when you get one. You really won't know what to do, you'll be completely paranoid about why she's with you, you'll probably settle for something you don't want and in the end she'll leave because your first never lasts leaving you broken on the inside thinking that this is the height of what dating is supposed to be.

However, this fades after a while. You'll learn over the years how to build a relationship that lasts. It's a lot of hard work that you don't realize until it's either too late or you're older. Usually your teenage years is where you develop the ability to understand what love is (I know it's confusing). Since you haven't done this you have a rocky road ahead of you anon.

Go with god.

>>659074351

I've been on Paxil for 27 years. Almost 0 sex drive.

>>659075063
Fucking this. Be grateful an anon has blessed you with true wisdom on /b/

Have gf.

But kind of from the rebound of two failed relationships. One because she cheated on me and I couldn't get over it, and one because she was too depressed and couldn't handle being in a relationship.

Almost two months with gf now and I'm pretty okay with that. She's 9/10 attractive, fun to be with, comfortable to be with, she always wants sex, and she seems to like me more than I like her.

Sex can be too much at times, but I always initiate it, so whatever. '
Jealousy on both of our parts.
Both of us feeling like we're not worth it.

Eh. Sometimes I miss being single kinda.
Only for a little.
Sometimes I feel as though I don't deserve to be this happy. Always waiting for a moment where I fuck up completely and I'm depressed again.

>>659074869

Don't envy me, strive to be better and out-do me.

>>659074901

>Completely heterosexual
I got more pleasure from teasing the sluts I was with and then denying them my dick because sex is something I despise; I've seen it ruin peoples' lives and have become adverse to it.

>tfw 7.5incher
>I'm completely happy knowing I've denied every pussy that's crawled my way

>>659075176

>Tell your Doctor because that's not supposed to happen you fucking idiot.

>>659074979
This, 4chan

>>659075063
Thank you for you words of wisdom

>>659071873
No, you just saved yourself from hell.
If she couldn't wait, you would become her boipussy.

>>659075063
Truth. I was 22 when I had my first.
There was no real reason that I hadn't. I was far from a virgin/loser. Things just never worked. Then my first relationship I fumbled and was confused about how to be with someone, never cheated I just was learning how to be with someone, and she left eventually. It sucked, I got up and moved on eventually and the girl I've ended up with now is good, it works a lot better than the first

>>659075541
You spoke through me. Are you me?

I'm 5" 7', how did short people not get bred out if guys my height can't reproduce?

>>659070776
No,i dont have
I guess its because i dont know how to meet a girl outside internet also because i know she will see how pathetic i am,net,kissless,virgin.The worst part is that im not ugly (im an 8 at least) and im getting fit by going to gym but deep isnide me i know how pathetic i am

Just started dating a girl, she broke up with her boyfriend a couple of weeks ago. So far its pretty good.

>>659076285
same guy, its the undesirables mate. Its not the matter of if we'll fuck its the matter of if we'll fuck what we want.

>>659075551
Are you euphoric?

>>659075551
sides in orbit
holy shit you're retarded

>>659075541
>>659076118
If you're waiting to fuck up then you're probably going to fuck up.
Keep your dick out of other women and cuddle daily. It isn't hard.

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>>659075252
I avidly lurk around /b/ giving out relationship advice. Before a few things happened in my life I was going to school to become a relationship psychologist. My end goal was to be a marriage counselor. Got my first diploma then had to take a break from studies. Now I give my wisdom to young anons in distress. Feels threads are my favorite because the misconceptions on how love and relationships work is outstanding. I try to be the grandpa of 4chan rambling in his chair about how nobody will ever love you unless you let them....most people don't listen.
>>659075988
Your first never lasts. The way I tell it to most people is ditch your first 20 gfs because until you're in your late 30's nobody really knows what it takes for a relationship so it's better to just bump uglies and have fun. You'll go through the motions of trying out different tastes like a fat guy at a buffet but you'll soon learn your tastes are very specific. With these tastes it can be difficult to find someone long lasting. Easiest thing to do is find someone who truly feels for you then work together with them to build a better couple. Help each other to improve each other for the sake of being happy with each other but don't forget your own individuality.

Words of wisdom: "Nobody who wants you to change who you are for them loves you."

>>659076628

Christian.
I started studying religion at an early age, and the older I got, the more I learned and the less I found appeal in sex.

>>659076845
Samefag detected :v)

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Western women (US/UK) are the Xbox One of companions. Overhyped, cost too much money, unreliable, self-interested, and ultimately unnecessary in the grand scheme of things.

>pic related

Find a nice PC--literally any non-western country will do. Find someone who doesn't think they already know everything about you. Live a happier life.

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>>659072043

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>>659070776

yeah my girl is really good.

>>659070776
I'm saving up for one.

>>659077212

Your "girl" looks like she's on fucking ritalin, but that's okay, because you probably are too.

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>>659070776
i don't know what i have.

i'm having sex with this girl, but there has been zero "so what's our status" discussion.

we've been fucking for like 4 months.

also, she has a boyfriend.

she's cheating on her boyfriend with me.

he lives in another state, and periodically visits like once a month.

please give me advice i don't know what to do. i want to keep fucking her, but a part of me is jealous of the emotional validation this guy gets. conversely, i'm happy that i have no responsibilities toward this girl, so i can pursue other relationships simultaneously.

i get a weird power trip from it, because she's done stuff like swallowed my cum, which she hasn't (or says she hasn't) done with anyone previously. she's a pretty sheltered good girl, but fuck man it's clear that's she's got the capacity to lie, so who knows.

i would hate to be in his position, with my long distance girlfriend cheating on me, but it seems like such a good deal for me with basically zero consequences.

any advice would be appreciated. i've never been in this situation before.

>>659076896
I don't know. This is the happiest I've been in a long time. I'm just afraid that I'll be more annoying or some shit.

>>659076549
But there's some qt short girls

>>659077034
Love is real and we are both missing out

>>659072638
I feel you mang

Nope, because i'm moving countries

Wife won't let me

>>659070776
>qt3.14 "yandere" kinda obsessive gf
>emotionally dependent on me but is k because I love helping her and making her feel better
>she's exactly a foot shorter than me, right at my shoulder. adorable.
>she obsesses over her weight, stays thin and healthy.
>tfw she's perfect

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>>659077645

Your situation will end one of the following ways:
>1: He finds out, comes and beats the fuck out of/kills you.
>2: You contract a disease and ruin your life
>3: She gets pregnant and ruins your life
>4: She cries rape and ruins your life
>5: She leaves you when she finds someone with a cock bigger than 5.5 inches and you never get poon again

Either way you're a faggot; roll dubs to free yourself of all consequences.

>>659077794
They are usually the sluttiest and they go for super tall guys.

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>>659077386

>ritalin

>>659077821
Real love is practically nonexistent in my age group, just quick sex and partying.

>I'm going to China/Russia within the next 3 years so I can do all that with exotic women instead of wasting my time on these std infested slags at home

>>659078085
I'll commit sodoku then

>>659078088

Dubs checked

>>659078329

>Sodoku

>>659070776
>anon do you have a gf? if not, why not?

because 340lbs shut-in

>>659070776
Nope. I've got no money, no friends, no interests, I've stopped caring how I look, I rarely even talk to anyone for absolutely longer than neccessary.

It's not like I'm looking for one though. I know I've got nothing to offer anyone and I'm not bitter towards women or the world in general about it. I'm just shit. Simple as.

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>>659078078
1)
>he's a neckbeard. it actually caught me off guard how unattractive he is, and it almost made me just break the whole thing off if she classes me in the same group as this guy. not worried.

2)
>she's pretty goody good, i doubt she's fucking more people but who knows. i mean, shit she could just as easily be riding the cock carousel. the guy is definitely not pulling any more tail he's very clingy. plus i always wrap it.

3)
>valid concern. i'm trying to get her on birth control

4)
>text evidence of fucking

5)
>no :^)

thank you for your contribution

Had two in the past. Both terrible people. Working on a third one now, should have her in the next year or so

>>659078666

Satanic trips have spoken
>Start doing pushups & situps in your home and cut out the junk food, you can do it anon.

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>>659076989
Why do I feel empty and unsatisfied because I'm not getting women like this? And instead i'm getting unattractive women. Why do I feel that I'm missing out on things in my life from the absence of women?

>>659078939
Nah it's too late for me. I've tried losing weight many times before but I always put it back on again. I've given up. Junk food is the only thing I look forward to and enjoy so I can never give it up for long.

>>659078897

1)
>Implying neckbeards aren't insanely likely to pull a gun/knife because tardrage

2)
>I like your reference to the cock carousel. You can still get an STD despite wearing a rubber.

3)
>It's either that or you double-bag it.

4)
>If you're American, just the accusation that you raped her /once/ is enough to fuck your life up for good

5)
> :v)

Godspeed anon

>>659070776
I don't want one.

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my favorite chart

>>659079222

jfc man you just won't quit with the trips.
>You're addicted and have given up hope
>You need to overcome your addiction and find something within yourself that will push you to achieve great things
>Or just kill yourself

I got up to almost 300lbs and had to make major changes, now I'm down to like 220, workout everyday (it takes less than an hour) and I feel better than ever.
I believe in you, anon

>>659071166

Three Panel Soul!

>>659079613
Saved.
thanks Anon
Merry Christmas :v)

>>659077794
shorties r da best

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>>659079613
100% accurate. And so is the matrix for women.

Just got one two days ago. feels good man

>>659079933
YVW - merry christmas to you as well

>>659079999
agreed. shoulder height is perfect. also, holy shit.
>QUAAAAAAAADS

i not interested in having a gf until i find a girl i really like because i had one gf for a week and it sucked because i just tried to get free pussy but its not even worth the effort tbh

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I had some short relationships and flings, but then I met her. We were boyfriend and girlfriend for a year and were passionately in love. Then she said she wanted a break, that turned into a year of on and off fighting and crying and fucking...then she dropped me like garbage. I thought she really truly cared about me but looking back at our time together and the way she acted she didnt, she stopped caring a long time before breaking up. Our ideas of what love is were different, hers looks toe like people don't matter to her. I thought we were special but now I feel no one is that special. After her I had a fling with a girl who said she was starting to get feelings for me and i dared to believe her. But she turned on me overnight after hearing rumors spread by my exes friends.
Now I just fuck randoms and tinder girls and don't expect any loyalty or connection, I'll never let myself become that mixed up in and hurt by another person again

"Know this son
There's a hard truth in life
Everyone leaves
And everything dies
There is no exception
To the passage of time
Every last leaf will fall
Light will fade from your eyes."
"Wither" by Turnover

After seven years alone I got a wife this year.

>be me
>fat mofo but really good with talking
>meet beautiful blonde grill 9/10
>don't talk to her for like a whole year
>get courage to talk
>she laughs at my jokes (a lot)
>get her number
Fast forward a year
>tall to her about my "feels"
>she fucking loves it
>says she feels the same
>send noods for a while
>yesyesyes.jpg
Fast forward a month
> ask her out after weeks of talking/flirting
>she shrugs
Fast forward another month
>get a text
>" hey anon whats OP's number?"
>triggered.gif
More?

yeah got one just now. I've been in love before with not my last ex, but the one prior and thought i'd never get over it truly - but the girl i have now was so unexpected and i love her to death. she buys me drinks at the bar now and then, buys the chinese food now and then and lets me do anything i want sexually - and she's fucking outstandingly beautiful. she says she loves me, i am one lucky dude.

>>659076701

here is a thread for you guys. enjoy

>>659079801
Like I said, I've lost weight before. I just put it back on again. And when I was slimmer it's not like I was any happier or getting any pussy anyway.

I'm not addicted to food it's just the only thing that gives me pleasure.

Have gf, fucking whiny moody and only wants sex once a month. I love her though so i cant leave her.

>>659080734

The goal shouldn't be to get pussy; that's a hollow dream. Find something better to motivate you anon.

>That's what an addiction is

Nothing I say will matter until you dig deep into yourself and wake up that bit of Alpha that's living inside you.

>>659080497
dont fuck up , faggot

>>659080824

I was sort of the same way with one of my gfs whom I was with for 3 years.
Basically, it's a trap and the sooner you sever all ties and move on the happier you'll be.

I do have a girlfriend and am mostly happy with her. Kinda wish we could have sex more often, other than that, we're good. Gonna propose as soon as my money situation is better

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>>659079389
i'm going to just keep treading water i guess. treat it as a learning experience. hopefully if i get an STD it's a treatable one.

when i confronted her about it initially, she asked "you're not going to tell him.. are you?"
i don't know if i ought to let the guy know on my way out. i feel like i'd want to know in that situation. what the fuck do i say though? "hey man i've been fucking your girlfriend for the last six months sorry about that but just wanted you to know."

>>659081251
Cant. She is way to hot for me in the first place so ill never do better. Itll be a downgrade

>>659081396

Same anon from before here.
The best thing to do would be to tell him after you ditch unless you pick up an STD.
"Hey, you don't know me but (ho) has been hooking up with me for the past howeverlong; see attached for proof. Love, Anon"
And then have copies of the texts/photos attached to it.
Timestamp it and post it on /b/ for us all to kek over.

>>659070776
Gotta focus on my career. Fuck dem hoes.

>>659081868
Youregoingtoregretthis.jpg

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The situation with her is somewhere between this, and wanting to kill myself.

>>659077758
Be happy for as long as you can!