>>658995900
I had a grass hopper as a pet once it flew away

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>>658996167
that sucks

I can bump to that!

Found a praying mantis once on a field it almost got stepped on but I saved it

Not insect but when I was 10. My brother had his friend over and when his friend fell asleep I was able to pull his pants down and play with his penis. That's about it

>>658995900
> insect stories.

One day my friend had an in ground pool put in his back yard. We had a party there then stayed all night. We came out the next morning and the pool was filled with dead bees. We had no idea the next door neighbor kept bees and the pool killed almost every one of his honey bees. He sued my friend. Shit was kind of hilarious though.

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i thought there would be more interest. ?

>>658997320
We are interested in insects

>>658995900
One time my niece stepped on a bee. Stuff was not cash.

>>658996924
I found a praying mantis once on the antenna of my car. I took it home thinking I was going to keep it as a pet and the fucker had some kind of chest burster from fuckin aliens inside of it that birthed in my house. Shit was nasty. Needless to say I havent tried that again.

>>658997532
My friend had a collection of dead butterflies

> mom and shitbag dad divorce
> mom keeps house and me.
> dad keeps girlfriend and moves to wherever assholes move to. never see him again
> day of divorce eating dinner with mom
> thesoundofsilence.mp3
> try to make conversation : guess you're glad its over
> she gets all serious and shit
> Anon, you're the man of the house now
> goes on and on about responsibility and blah blah blah
> later that night shit gets in my head
> i'm totally the man of the house now
> i start doing shit around the house, yard
> i'll be out working in the yard and yell in like my dad did for mom to get a water
> one day, hot as shit. I yell in for a beer.
> holy shit, she brings it
> doesn't act like its a thing
> tastes like shit, but drink it anyway

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>>658997532

>>658997670

> start getting into kinky shit
> start masturbating with her panties
> watching porn on computer in living room, home alone naked stroking it
> need a panty fix
> go to hamper in her bathroom, get a pair
> smellin and jerkin go back to computer
> bust a nut and clean up
> get up to put it back
> she's home early
> looks like she's seen a ghost
> i'm about to freak
> justbecool.jpg
> walk by, voice is all craky and i'm shaking
> hand her panties and ask her to toss them in the hamper
> never speak of it
> start getting brazen
> start having fights about shit
> pull the man of the house card
> works about 75% of time

>>658997670
continue! Did you have to deal with a hornet's nest?

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>>658995900
I used to catch bumble bees when I was a kid. More recently I killed a fruit fly.

>Pics like this and insect stories.
>insect stories.

I told 2

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>>658997670
wrong beer does not taste like shit. Story is made up

>>658997868

>>658997870
it's a hornet's nest of another anon

> one day want to nut
> she's in her room
> want dem panties
> walk into her room, don't say anything
> straight to hamper in her bathroom, pull a pair out and walk back out
> beat off
> cum buckets
> return them to the hamper
> she doesn't say shit
> a few days later she catches me watching porn, jacking it
> she goes nuclear
> wtf about panties
> wtf about jerking it all the time
> anon plays man of house card, man of house card fails
> she says she's putting her dirty unmentionables someplace else and locked
> pisses me off more
> screaming match
> my dick is still hanging out of my gym shorts
> we're both standing and screaming
> I snap
> I push her onto couch
> all is quiet on the western front
> i'm a fucking man, man of house bs bs bs
> and i'm in the middle of fucking jerking off
> she doesn't talk
> take 'em off
> she doesn't say anything
> TAKE THEM OFF
> she's wearing a dress, pulls her panties down and gives them to me
> THANK YOU
> go back to watching porn and beating off
> so mad, can't cum but keep going
> finally I do. Feels like shit, my dick hurts but fuck her
> clean up with her panties
> she's standing behind me
> she takes them out of my hand and says “I'll put them in the hamper”

>>658998011

> things escalated from there
> she kept a shoe box next to the hamper for her panties
> sometimes i'd ask her for her panties
> sometimes she'd take them off and give them to me; sometimes she wouldn't
> i'd hang out naked, beat off in front of her
> i didn't give a shit
> one day she's making dinner, stirring some shit box mac and cheese in a pot
> i want your panties
> anon, there's some in the box
> I don't want those
> starts arguing and then gives up
> fine
> she pulls up her skirt a bit to get to them
> I'll do it
> she stops
> I pull her panties down, bunch them around her thighs
> Pull dick out and start beating off
> She doesn't even bother saying no
> head of my dick touches were legs and ass a couple of times
> notice she's spread her pussy for me
> whatever I just want the panties
> I nut, covering her ass, pussy and panties
> pull them back up
> she drops her dress and goes back to cooking
> dinner's ready
> doesn't say anything, we eat in total silence
> that was it
> went too far and she gonna melt down
> after dinner its too awkward, go to my room to read a magazine
> hear her finishing up dishes
> knocks
> pretend I don't here
> knocks again
> what
> anon, we need to talk

>>658997868
where the fuck are the insects in that story?

https://youtu.be/3vPV_WeQxV8

>>658998063

> here it comes
> she comes in
> only wearing cum stained panties
> sits on bed opposite me
> spreads legs and starts playing with herself on the outside of the panties
> pulls them aside so I can see
> cums
> gets up and goes to door
> I just wanted you to see what I do with them when you're done
> so that was a mind fuck
> things kept getting more and more out of control
> sometimes she would bring me her panties to use and leave them on my nightstand
> sometimes she'd take them off and hand them to me
> she was never naked though, she'd just be wearing her normal clothes or a bathrobe
> seemed like a weird thing to be prudish about
> she asked what I liked about her panties
> said it was the smell and they were soft and it felt dirty
> said she understood wanting to do something dirty just to feel dirty
> sometimes she'd take them off and smell them
> ask me if they smelt good or if she should wear them some more
> one day she does that, holding them out for me
> nah mom, they smell to clean
> yeah anon, that's what I thought
> she puts them back on and starts playing with herself, hands on the outside
> takes them back off and smells them
> anon, I think this is better
> ok
> anon, do you ever taste them?
> I don't know why but it had never occurred to me to lick them
> no, I guess I never though about it. Honestly, seems kind of gross
> mom nods in agreement
> then she pushes them into her face and runs her tongue along the inside
> you're right anon, it is kind of gross
> don't really know what to say
> anon, want me to keep doing it
> can't even talk, just nod yes
> she rubs them all over her face, sucking and licking at them
> when she stops her face is wet with her spit and juices
> hands to me. anon, they smell ok now?
> I smell yeah, that's good
> she doesn't say anything else just walks out

>>658998067
I agree that story doesnt seem to be leading to any insects.

>>658998175

> watching porn on computer
> mom reading some celebretard magazine on couch
> panties?
> takes off panties and throws them to me
> start fucking them
> mom, you ever play with yourself
> yeah
> why don't you do it with me
> I will if you want
> I do
> she pulls dress up around her waist and leans back some on the couch and starts rubbing one out
> keep going back and forth between watching her and the porn
> I move to couch
> getting close
> porno on computer is a blow job scene
> stand up next to her and take dick out of her panties
> she starts sucking
> real quiet, just the sound of the porn
> try to act like in a porno
> you like that?
> facepalm.jpg
> sound so fucking stupid
> mom: yeah I like it.
> keeps pumping me in her mouth
> mom: it tastes like you just fucked me
> immediate nut
> I pull out like in porns and her mouth is open and hand is rubbing herself so fast its fucking crazy
> I nut, some in her mouth and on her face
> she puts it back in her mouth
> takes both hands and rubs the cum off her face
> one hand back to her pussy
> other stroking me with my own cum
> she licks it all up
> dick goes limp in her mouth
> me: you cum yet?
> mom: almost
> me: I want you to cum too
> she nods and keeps going
> not longer after, “I'm about to cum”
> and she does, she's bucking her hips, my dick still in her mouth
> when she's done I pull out
> mom: i'm going to go clean up
> 10 minutes later, i'm still standing naked on the couch like a dumbass

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>>658998309
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!!!!!


buzzzzzz....

>>658998233

> a few days later
> me and mom on couch again
> watching porn
> I asked her what type she liked
> she puts on some kinky stuff
> chick in a collar, getting boned and slapped around
> she's rubbing herself, hand under her dress
> pretty sure she's already cum once
> i'm stroking it
> she pulls her dress up
> you want these?
> me, playing cool: nah.
> I didn't think you'd want them anymore
> I liked the blowjob, lets do that again
> she doesn't say anything, just leans down and starts blowing me
> feels good, laid back watching her bob on it
> she reaches under her panties and plays with herself
> then jacks me off with that hand
> goes back to sucking
> I like it when your cock tastes like it just came out of me
> not a very subtle hint
> I tell her to get down on all fours like the girl in the video
> I get behind her doggy style
> she reaches under and guides me in
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> she starts rocking back and forth on it one hand rubbing her clit
> she's says she getting close
> keeps talking in the third person
> “make mommy cum”, “mommy loves your boy dick”
> both getting close

>>658998309
this nigger gets it

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>>658998405
buzz buzz buzz buzz buzzz zzzz BUZZZ!!!!!!

>>658998405

> guy in video is ramming this slut, starts finger banging the chicks ass
> reach down and put my thumb on mom's butthole
> mom reaches back and moves my hand back to grabbing her ass
> rejected
> spits on her hand and rubs her asshole
> pull my hand back and puts my thumb on her hole
> anon, you can play with my butt
> push it in, so fucking tight
> can feel my thumb pushing down on my dick
> tell her i'm going to cum
> “cum in mommy's cunny”
> cumbuckets.gif
> she cums too or at least she keeps saying “you made mommy cum good” etc
> going limp, finger still in her ass
> she pulls off me
> go to get up and she turns to me and pulls me back down
> starts sucking my cock, licking it up
> sucks on the thumb that was in her ass
> puts both in her mouth at the same time
> reaches behind her and gets some of my cum from her vag
> strokes me with it, then swallows it
> sucks a little more on my hand and finger
> mom: I think you're cleaned up now
> we both stand up and start to go our separate ways
> I see some cum on the floor
> you missed some
> half joking, half wanted to see if she'd do it
> sorry
> gets down on hands and knees and licks it up, licks all around where it was
> kinda disgusting but kinda hot
> I think you got it all
> ok
> she goes to her room, I go to mine
> hear her in the shower
> make drastic decision
> go to her room and get in bed
> she comes out of shower and see's me laying there
> doesn't say anything
> gets in bed like it normal
> goodnight honey
> night mom

>>658998233

> I realize couch is covered in ants
> ants begin crawling all over my naked body in my butt crack
> realize I'm about to cum.
> orgasm at full force
> realize jizz is full of ants
> ants covered in jizz everywhere

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BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>658998653
buuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>658998876
BUZZZ!!!!!!!

> kek

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>>658995900
We can never have enough insect stories.
But wait: aluminum!

>>658998632
Kek

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>>658998513
Is there more or is that it?

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>>658999669
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should i keep going? Is anyone actually interested?

>>658998513
moar?

>>658999821
YES

where are you getting these pics from?

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>>658999821
ues plz

>>658999821
Let's see your mom

>>658997847
VERY sexy.....

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>>659000441
from /b/ one time

Real photos ?

What program do you use to modelize those pictures?

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>>659001053
And i wanted to see them again so i thought what better way then to share them back with wehre i got them

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>>659001260
not mine. I saved them from /b/ a while back

>>658997847
Holy shit please post Moar lesbian lolis.

oh.. my.. god..
never have i ever had a harder cock in my life
i'm fapping like a maniac right now

Search "Roadkill Artwork Pack" on KickassTorrents

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>>659001983
Fuck yes! glad to here

>>659002112
thank you kind sir

>>659001983
You must be new here.

>>658998513

Next?

>>658998011
There is no way this is real. there's no enough redneck in the world for this to be true

>>659002446
They never are. The best you can really hope for is a well written story.

>>658995900
>be ant
>some fucker step on me
>iam kill
>end

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>>658995900
Sure if you are into that.

>>659002861
>bubbles cut off because improper masking
>no feather on object edges
Is this a cringe thread

>>658999543
what is this called
any irl of it?