Sorry, but i have aids

>>658507637

"Ever watch My Little Pony?"

>>658507637
Kylo Ren killed Han Solo.

>>658507637
Is your friend ashley single?

>>658507637
"Here's my anime collection"

I live with my parents

I shit post on 4chan

Honestly, I'm gonna rape you.

>>658507818
this

Can I eat your shit?

Hey, do you like memes?

You wanna see my Tumblr?

My dick is three inches.

I will rekt ya cunt

I thought you were Jewish

Could you crush my balls?

my existence alone ruins the date

Can you fuck my ass?

Suck my fat cock bitch

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>when is the due date?

I will fuck our daughter.

I dislike drugs and alcohol

Do you believe in reptilians?

hey touch my boner lol

I was born a female

When will the drugs work?

>>658507637
Please sit on my face

I will rape your mom.

I wish you were Hitler

No roasties ,please get toasty

>>658507637
Can you get this please?

So... you'll get the tab?

I'm a Men's Rights Activist

my name is chris hashemi

Will you split the bill?

I don't have a car

>>658508657
>>658508633
I was first faggots.

>>658508595

Your nose looks phimosis

You can't stump the Trump

>>658507637
"I live with my mom"

Saved up alot of GBP!

I hope they have tendies

>>658507637
Your tits are on 4chan.

>>658508814
Yes I'm sure you were to the first to discover the hilarious hypocrisy that woman want to be treated as equals but want men to pay for everything. Bravo.

Hi Do you like furries?

So, when's your sister coming?

I like fucking little kids.

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>>658508814
And it wasn't funny any of those times. Congratulations.

Sometimes Jews inflate that number

I have literally no friends.

"I have a micro penis"

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wanna go to the range?

>>658507637

My god it's so itchy

My penis is 5 inches

Yo, let's bust a freestyle

Of corse I own fedoras!

Hello miss, i am black

>>658507637
Did you shit your pants?

>>658507637
My name is faggot op

I'm not at least six feet

The light stays off tonight.

"I banged your mom yesterday."

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I like to browse 4chan

shit my pants.

rofl

no words necessary.

Its just a prank bro

Do you like rape play?

My booty smell bad lady

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I really really like PINGAS

i love muslims and niggers

Only stupid people think that

Can you pay the bill?

>>658507637
I can not count past five

You remind me of mother

You smell like horse shit.

do you like rape bitch?

>>658507637
We should do this again

>>658507637
Hi ... ..... ........... ....

I really like this picture

"sniffs air"

that fish or your pussy?

>>658507637
I dont like you anymore

>>658507818
Underrated post

I hope you like anime

are you always a bitch

I really like this image

Can I lick your feet?

Sex or split the bill?

Do you leik mud kipz?

Which hole do you prefer?

Kill son or nuke boston

give me a brutal anal

>>658507637
i really believe in feminism

I'm going to use some of this when I go on a date

I like anime and manga.

Hi I am Anon.
(only 4 words needed to ruin a date)

You will be my sacrifice

This is my mother, Carol.

What are those, A Cups?

Do you spit or swallow?

I am your future regret

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>>658507637
"Can I taste your anus?"

>>658509070
That's more than five words

>>658507637
Pregnant or just fat?

I love you. Marry us.

"I can't count"

>>658511214
wow, im gonna use this in the future.
10/10

Do you know about battletoads?

I don't support Donald Trump

>>658511836
that sounds like it's going to make the date go better.

"not so loud, mom's sleeping."

But being rich is hard

You think this looks infected?

>>658512250
>implying women don't support Hilary

I don't have an anus.

How big is your feminine penis?

>>658507637
I STILL LOVE MY EX

We should get married faggot

my dog make big cum

>>658512427
Only the single moms

>>658507637

I forgot to bring roophies.

>>658507637
Mind if I call mommy?

I am a filthy Jew

>>658509944
I can't count to five.

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>>658508441

>>658508363
Kek'd.

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>>658507818
>>658508379
>>658508463
>>658508550
>>658509734
>>658513311

>kek'd

>>658507637
>>658507637
blow me for $10?
or
you have pretty sucking lips!

>>658507637
Theres Tylenol in your wine

I want to have sex

>>658510917
Same fag

>>658507637
Hitler did nothing wrong... NIGGERS

Hitler didn't do anything wrong

I have a fighting cock.

>>658507637
how big is your penis?

Memes are my entire life

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This is now Spiderman thread.

>>658507637
Do you have a sister?

>>658507637
I like to fuck children

Im gonna wear your skin

>>658507637
Bet you were real sexy when you were in elementary school.

>>658507637
Do you like scat porn?

We should split the bill

h...h..hh...h..hey.....

Not quite blonde, are you?

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>>658515685

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>>658507637
"I'm an employed white man."

BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO

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>>658507637
the carpet match the drapes?

>>658515849

...but when she's into it, you know you're in for a good time.

You smell like my grandma

>>658516305
holy shit that made me kek so hard

mARBLECAKE and THE GAME, BITCH

I got my period today
>femanon mode

>>658516384
top kek m8

ever been on 4chan? no?

I listen to phish, CONSTANTLY