Oh yeah ma bro

>>658506282
Liar! You're not Jizzus!

merry jizzmus. ho ho ho.

What's on the cassettes?

New timestamp to prove that you're Jizzus

it's jizzus!!

welcome back!! been waiting all year for you!!

>>658506282
uhhh ...

>>658506282

wtf?? is that cum??? sick fuck.

>>658506282
lies

Fuuuuu Bru!

>>658506282
Prove it you liar.

wtf? story pls.

all these new guys who dont know our very own christmas present

sad day

I was worried you got a gf and stopped doing this.

>>658508007

story pls

>>658506282
>me

too soon

JIZZUS!!! IT WONT BE LONG NOW! He comes every year!

jizzus ples

Someone care to explain? ;_;

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i remember

>>658506282
Are you me? No, you are not. I will be here the day after Christmas. Probably around 12-1pm west coast time.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>658508190
once a year, atleast the last two as ive seen personally, jizzus christ visits the chan to deliver his yearly production of holycum to the people. He wraps the holycum into presents disguised as other stuff and sends them to loved and family.

>>658508443
You've never heard of him..? It's Jizzus, he comes every year spreading Christmas cheer

6 more days

>>658506282
This is not cum it's fuckin yellow

Only a few more days! this is why I love Christmas.

>>658508878
m8 plz...

>>658508988
Wat

>>658508878
It was white, but after time it turns this. Now if I open ones of the older ones, it goes from brown to almost black in under an hour.

>>658508878
>not having yellow cum
newfag

>>658508878
It turns yellow after a few days, newfriend. You would know that if you didn't eat all your of spunk.
>kill yourself

>>658508540
can't wait

>>658508878
Have you ever kept your own cum in a 2L bottle for 5 years to see what color it was?

>>658509214
Not gonna bother proving it, but I am He and will be here like always.

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It's me.

>>658509610
HES BACK

Jizzus!

>>658508448

the fucking precipitate at the bottom always gets me

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>>658509610

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>>658506282

>>658509610
Nice shoop. Also, I have 2 more bottles than that

>>658509610
That's shopped, well done though.

>>658509610
Horrible shop/10

Try harder

>>658506282
thank god jizzus shall return

>>658509610
You almost got me you nigger

>>658509690
Shopped...

Not shopped. It's me.

>>658509206
I'm a woman thanks just curious lel

>>658506282
it's not the 26. today

>>658508448
Add the 2014 pic to this

>>658508716
Spoonfeed more, nerd

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>>658509610
HOLY FUK IT'S REALLY HIM

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>tfw we are almost approaching a decade of jizzus

>>658510007

I know. I am just giving a preview so you guys can know that I'll be updating you on the 26th. Put it on your calendars!

>>658509963
tits or gtfo out

How does op get the cum in the bottles

>>658508716
I never actually sent any. Got a shit ton of people wanting it, but I was worried about the repercussions of sending shit like that through the mail. I still have the tapes though, if people want those.

>>658509963
Found the attention whore!
You know the rules

>>658509610
This IS real life

>>658509610
Shop. I can tell by some of the pixels and I've seen my fair share of shops in the past.

>>658510271
2 good for you pervs just here for entertainment

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>>658510132
that's shopped faggot, the fuking 5

>>658509794

Right..

>>658509610
Jizzmus time is here

>>658510379
but we dint need to know you was a girl whore. now post them meatbags

>>658510379
Why are you here then? To figure out why cum turns yellow?

gtfo out of here

>>658510328

Prove to us that you are Jizzus and not OP

>>658510328
What's on the tapes, Jizzus?

>>658508540
Ty bro. It's not xmas without u.

>>658510578
Don't think I give a fuck
Men are pigs anyways
Just here for the hilarious dick pictures and try-hard humor of your gender

>>658507504
run off to your safe zone faggot

>>658510621
>>658510271
>tits or gtfo out
>gtfo out of here
>gtfo out
>get the fuck out out

>>658510380

dumb niggers, if it was him, he'd be posting on the 26th

>>658508540

I am Jizzus. Prove that I'm not.

>>658510691
the sound of him trying to get his penis thru the top of the bottle

>>658508007
>New guys
>newfag trying to call newfags newfag

>>658510911
There is a special place for man-hating hamplanets like you
>tumblr
You're on the other end of the spectrum here.

>>658510630
Don't care if you believe. Just ltting everyone know tat I'll be here.

>>658510691
Ambient/noise type music my buddy made.

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>>658511131
top fuking kek

>>658510985
Oh, sweet, sweet newfag

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>>658510911

>>658509610
Its Christmas!

>>658508540
Looking forward to seeing you on Jizzmus Jizzus

>>658509610
Faggot

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>>658511469

>>658510159
Its great isn't it?

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>>658510911
>Menn are pigs
Maybe b8
>Dick pictures
Totally screwed b8

>>658509610
That ain't shopped nigga

>>658511764

Suck a dick bitch.

>>658510380
correct. Look at the 2nd bottom pic by they guy who posted the pic of all of jizzus christ's pics.

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>>658508152
I doubt it

>>658511623
I'll make sure my bag is empty on the 26th, just like Santa.

>>658511845
see >>658510380

>>658506282
Teach me jizzus of your ways

Someone here knows what he wants to do with that?

I would like to purchase one of that bottle. Hell, thinking about drinking this gives me the hardest boner I've ever had.

>>658509610
>>658508448
Sorry to burst your bubble /b/ but these are home brewed apple juice not semen

>>658512189

If you want I could mail you one.

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>>658510911

>>658509082
whats the smell like if you open one of those yellow bottles of goodness?

>>658512246
Then order a bottle and drink it.

>>658512317
>this guy
Already said in the thread that I got cold feet about sending through the mail. Will not be offering again.
>>658512189
Trust me when I say you don't want to. Doesn't matter how fucked up you are, the smell is like nothing I've ever experienced.

>>658509082

You aren't me. Stop trollin.

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>>658509610
This is the same pic, but the time stamp is photoshopped.

>>658512890

Ha Ha. Nice try changing it to 2012. I'm real.

>>658512777
Don't you feel a little pathetic pretending to be a guy that saves his cum in bottles? I know that me saving it is pretty fucked, but you're on a whole other level.

>>658512738

Stop trolling. You aren't me.

>>658513067
just stop trying, b8 is shit

>>658513135
>>658513248

Fake ass Jizzus.

>>658513067
Anon just posted the list of Jizzus' pics from 2007 to 2013, and its the same pic.

>>658509610
HELLO CBN

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Stupid faggots, its homemade apple juice

>>658513067
See: >>658508448

look at the 2nd bottom pic.

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>>658513566
>Homemade
Indeed it is homemade, but from a different tree

>>658513566
This. Man apples.

>>658513067
Pay attention to the thread instead.
Look this
>>658508448

>>658513187
Now that you've said it a second time, I'm convinced. I'm not me, you are.

>>658513949

Great! Glad to see you finally agree.

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>>658506282
What is worng with u dude?

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>>658510911
Try hard humor of OUR gender?
>tfw your gender has no humor, just cramps and whining

>>658513772
:)

>>658514383
Seems legit

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>>658514383
this is now just ridiculous

you fags this is BS i tried doing this in a water bottle and it got all moldy and shit after a couple weeks its impossible to keep it fresh

>>658514383
Its apple juice

box for storage behind the bottles

always makes it near christmas time for over the holidays

bottle on far right has slight head

different bottles from other years meaning he either decanted 9 litres of jizz into other bottles or its just apple juice

WTF!? IS THAT...IS THAT CUM?

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>>658514929
>Jizzus

>>658514383
>that photoshop
>pulp from juice resting at the bottom

>>658509610
Welcome back old friend
>dbbdd

>>658515846

Thank you.

>>658514899
>listen to subs

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>>658506282
i thought bout him

do you hang out here all year or just come back for jizzmus?

oh fuck, it's christmas

>>658506282
top kek

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>>658516436

>>658516329
Bless you sir.

>>658509610
reverse image search you fags. that's from 2012

U dumbasses jizzus is kill his balls exploded many moons ago