dont use soap as lubricant in desperate times, it'll crack up. remember to wash with water and powder it. still got mine after 4 years(started to crack few months ago)

Use water lube, wash it in warm water after a couple uses, I wouldnt cum inside it just to avoid any odor and cracking, really easy and you will keep it for long time. Also look into a pocket pussy first they come from different porn stars and its 20 bucks

wtf is stealth meant to be

>>658438007
wtf is stealth supposed to be? also why no get a gf? you a pedo or summin?

>>658438955
stealth is for practicing lockpicking doors with your dick.

Mine fucking stinks. How 2 fix?

what is stealth?

>>658438007
After you wash it, powder it inside and out with corn starch. This will keep it soft. Don't buy the corn starch from Fleshlight, just get it from the grocery store and save $

>>658438007
Occasionally put icy hot on the inside walls. I found the powder does work but after you soak it in warm water slather that shit in there and go at it. It will moisturize your toy and act as lube at the same time

>>658439720
can confirm. been putting icy hot in mine for years, no cracks or odors

>>658438007
Lady mouth butt stealth? what the fuck are they trying to say? Is that some kind of hidden message?

>>658439275
duh, stealth. Someone finds it, they see something with a smal slit in it! "What's this?" Nah just a grip for my bananana

Buying a flashlight instead of SEing one kek

>>658438007
..considering one as well, but the are kinda pricy.. can I get buy second hand anywhere?

Of those 4 kinds in the pic, which is the best?

>>658440972
Asshole one by far

I made the mistake of not drying mine properly, ( dabbed it with a towel but then put it away under bed) and it got little black mold spots on it and I had to throw it away, Probably could have avoided that if I'd used corn starch

>>658440842

poorfag detected

You just want to corn starch it regularly, wash it out with warm water after every use, and then let it air dry. I do that and I've never had any problems with mine.

>>658441289
How much did you pay for yours?

>>658440842
You'd really buy a used one?

>>658441481

You can get then for about $70 online. Well worth it, especially if you fuck hookers like I do, you literally save a fortune with it.

Some sex shops are selling it for double. I have several now but I paid about $130 for one of mine. Not smart. Better to buy it online off of their official site. I wouldn't buy them anywhere else.

>>658441481
Not original poster but mine was a little over $200, I got the motion attatchment with it.

>>658438007
You should also aquire yourself an actual flashlight.
So you can go out in the night and look for you dignity.

>>658441874

What the fuck is dignity?

>>658441848
No, it's not worth $70 when you can get a fucking pocket pussy for under $20 including shipping.
>Inb4 poorfag

>>658441874
Would you say the same thing about a girl who had a dildo?

>>658441874
back to reddit, kill yourself

>>658442143
Yes

>>658442112

Why does the pocket pussy look so much shittier to me? I'd imagine the fleshlight is better quality

>>658441289
..you just got trolled

>>658442324
Not really. The pocket pussy is like a big mass of rubber or whatever the fuck they use to make fake skin. Just stick your dick in and fuck it. It's not rigid like the fleshlight

>>658442395

I didn't actually read the last part of that.

Stupid troll anyway

>>658442489
wtf is a pocket pussy

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I purchased mine off amazon but I didnt like it so I just told customer service it came broken

>tfw you get a free fleshlight

>>658438955
>>658441874
fuck off normies

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>>658442727
Something similar to this.

>>658442783

this is genius

>>658438704
To not look like a flashlight.

>>658438007
Don't be a faggot op fleshlight is shitter get a superior onahole instead

http://www.amazon.com/USA-Seller-Toysheart-Fairy-Onahole/dp/B00D6OSV3A

>>658443000

Looks ugly as fuck and cheap compared to the fleshlight. Probably explains why it's only 20 fucking bucks.

>>658442727
This is the one I got off Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00X5P5AZM?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00

>>658443087
See
>>658443131
It's really not bad at all. If you wanna shell out $70 for a fucking fake vagina be my guest.

>>658443080

Is onahole actually better?

>>658439084

/thread

>>658443541
No

>>658438007
alien invasion trojan horse you fagtards. You do'nt put your dick into objects that you hav no knowledge or clue of orgin. For those who already purchased you are truly kekfudged from another planet.

>>658443541
Yes.

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>>658443785

>>658439084
lol

>>658443834
No

>>658443834

Why?

>>658443785
I'm so glad I've never bought a sex toy now.

>>658441289
if it takes so much shit why not just stick to glorious hand?

Sometimes i like to stick a hot dog up my ass and pretend i'm a bun .

>>658444199

Because you can prop it onto something or tape it down and fuck it like a pussy. Way better that way.

>>658439720
just that shit wash away first, dont want to burn your dick.

>>658444447
what else do you use for maximum orgasm?

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>>658440842
Seriously? Buy a used one?

Just came the third time into my size 0 girlfriend today, so much better

>>658441650
it looks like you have been trolled

>>658438955
pretty sure its meant for the off chance someone sees it and doesnt think its a pocket vagina but instead some kind of weird movie prop

>>658444817
Prostate vibrator. Or old electric toothbrush in a condom if it still has some juice in the battery

>>658444817

stoya destroya.

>>658443222
Trips have spoken
/thread

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Better idea, assuming you have a minimalist bedframe: stick a plastic bag between the mattress and bix spring. Lube up your dick. Insert and fuck away. You can push down on the mattress if it's not tight enough. Discard bag when done.

Learned this trick in college. Works pretty well. Also usable with couches.

>>658441874
Yeah, dude. I have dignity. Look at me, I suck up to women, I entertain them like a clown and I waste my time on them. WOW, look at how much dignity I have, not like those losers who buy a product that will get them off.

>>658445861

That sounds fucking horrible

>>658438007
just dont come in it and ur good. pull out and the water based lube wont mold or anything. if you come in it and dont wash it though itll get fucking nasty

>>658438007
Warning : I haven't read the thread, I'm just here to help OP with my experience.)

I got mine this and I used it twice.
I can tell you, for example, that I prefer not to warm it up before.
Then, I can tell you that people told me that the washing was really hard. It's not.
You just need to be patient, for like 3 or 4 minutes pouring hot water into it.

Bad things :
The lube I got with it doesn't get off that easily. I actually have to take a shower to get it off. Haven't tried another one, tho.
The drying part, after washing it, can be tricky, especially if you don't live alone. You really have to let it out in the open for hours, to be certain it's dry.
And the official FAQ says that cornstarch or something like is necessary to keep the texture... Well, I don't have any and yes, it gets sticky after first use. Like it's difficult to close the lid cos it sticks.
And finally, I found that it's a mood thing to enjoy it or not. First time I finished too early to really enjoy it, second time it lasted too long and I finished by hand.
After that, I just fapped with my hand, as usual.

I don't really REGRET buying it, but I'm not sure I'll use it often.

Someome told me you should start with a sleeve, much cheaper, and I think I should've listened.

That's my opinion on the matter, not necessarily facts about the item.

>>658446121
The inside of the bag is smooth, and the lube works just fine. Not the best sensation, but something different than your hand, cheap and easy.

>>658446422
Got mine this "week"*

>>658446422

You have to use gun oil lube. It's by far the best with the fleshlight.

>>658446422
No. Do NOT pour hot water into it. Cum balls up in hot water. Cold water is best.

>>658438704
It makes no sound when you cock or shoot it

>>658446658
Well, the official website says warm water, so...
But I'm one of those who really don't like touching cum, even my own, so I can tell you there's none left after I wash it.

>>658446849
>But I'm one of those who really don't like touching cum, even my own

Pussy detected

>>658446422
How do you not have any corn starch? Literally any grocery shop has fucking corn starch.

>>658438704
It disguises itself as a piggy bank.

>>658446849
I don't give a shit what the official site says. If the official site told you to lube it up with icy hot would you do it? Dumbass

>>658446903
Don't care, really.
I guess it's a thing, like foot fetish or whatever.
>>658447019
Yeah, I know. I just didn't have any and it's actually not required, it's just a plus thing.

>>658440972
Asshole

>>658443080
And what do you get if you're not into loli?

>>658443541
Maybe.

>>658447927
A pocket pussy for under $20 on Amazon.

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Stick your penis in it.

>>658444447
So close to sextets.

>>658448348
Must feel terrible

>>658448121
I wonder if there's fleshlight porn out there.

>>658448777

There's porn with me and your mom, faggot

You're all a bunch of faggots. Just make yourself a modified fifi. I've been trying different ways of making one and I've found one that's excellent. All you do is get a hand towel, fold it in half width wise, get a ziplock bag, but the ziplock on one side of the towel and have the ziplock stuck out about an inch from the towel. Roll it all up and then stuff that into a sock. Pull the ziplock back so you can fold the sock over it to keep it all in place. Lube it up, and it'll be great.

>>658448777
>Being this new

>>658448943
>>658448777
dont fuck with the trips anon

>>658438007
don't do it. It's too much work to clean. Nothing worse than blowing a huge load into it then having to spend 10 minutes washing a rubber pussy filled with your own cum. It does nothing for your ego.

the powder is corn starch dont buy the branded powder..

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>>658449156
Yeah okay

>>658438007
Havne't used a fleshlight but just jump on tinder its fuckign easy ill easy run you through it if you need mate.

>>658443024
>Still has fleshlight written on its side in the mockup

>>658449207
Then don't cum in it? Are you that fucking retarded?

>>658449207

It doesn't take nearly that long, faggot.

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>mfw i understoond "stealth"

>>658449308

never used tinder... Is it really that easy?

>>658440972
Both of these people saying asshole. It's uncomfortably tight around your dick, and if you're uncut it will result in a sort of grip around your shaft that just moves your foreskin up and down, not letting you feel the ridges and patterns of the sleeve.

Get mouth or Vagina.

>>658449340
even if you don't cum in you'll still have to wash the lube out of it. Or you don't use that either faggot? I'd skip the whole fleshlight bit and just use this anons mom's mouth to jam your cock into

>>658449263
Don't knock it till you try it you nigger. I know it sounds completely retarded, because it pretty much is. But if you're not getting laid, then it makes for a fair substitute that's better than your hand. Why pay for a fleshlight when I can make something myself and the only cost is the cheapest ziplock bag you can buy? Every time you fap, you just get rid of the ziplock so there's very little clean up. Sure, you'll hate yourself afterwards, but if you're on here, you already hate yourself.

>>658448348
how does the air go out?..

>>658449879
Pics

>>658448348
Thats like constantly having a condom
>condoms feel weird

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tengas are cheaper

20 euros. I have used one 2 years although in package it reads its used only once

>>658449598
If you swallow you pride. Yes, it is.

>>658450096

Oh I'm beyond the point of pride. I don't give a fuck about anything besides getting my dick wet.

I've gotten a pretty decent amount of girls but never tried tinder... what do you mean by swallow your pride? Play the cuck role for an hour?

>>658449806
Yeah okay kid. Whatever you say.
I use vaseline by the way.

>>658450346
No, just a lot of horrid sluts on there.

>>658450497

Oh ok, in that case, good. lol

>>658438704
You don't want to get caught fucking a baby

>>658450660
I don't know man. I've heard some stories. Some really crazy fucking sluts on there. CRAZY. Bring a weapon with you

>>658450789
>Bring a weapon with you

Oh, that is not what I had in mind. Now I'm having second thoughts. I thought it was meant as in horrid as in pathetic and slutty, something I am easily okay with. Not down for crazy bitches.

>>658450346
Quoted here:
>Oh I'm beyond the point of pride. I don't give a fuck about anything besides getting my dick wet.
You will regret it after seeing some old hags and 1/10 grills hitting on you.
>what do you mean by swallow your pride?
I'll considerate you like me (something between 7/10). If you try grills 5/10 or less, will be easy to get you dick sucked.Girls usually prefer guys FAR better that they can handle.
Something more that you "powelevel" would be a bad time working in. I never get 9+ on tinder.

>>658450497
>cherry fag being edgy on 4chan
fucking Sunday.

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>>658440972
Alien fleshlight

>>658438007
Get a Tenga!
Much cheaper, feels better, easier maintenance (almost none), you can use it easier (just with water), smaler / lighter, etc.

>>658448348
ive used it. feels pretty good actually

>>658450091
2 years = once
longest fap ever

>>658442033
It's what I called my hooker before I shredded her up and saved a piece.

>>658451422

Thanks

>there are people still fucking plastic bags
shit guys, onaholes are like 10bucks off jlist

>>658452447
Download it now and screencap/post the weirdest grill you have met.

1. Rinse with cold water first to get semen out
2. Clean with warm water
3. Dab outside dry with sim clean lintfree cloth
4. Let inside air dry
5. Apply cornstarch inside and outside
6. Dont store it in the fleshlight tube if there is any trace amount of water. It will turn moldy.

I store mine beside the tube-thingy after its been powdered up

7. only use water based lubes

>>658451839
i would if i dont come so quick

i told my ex-gf that rubber felt better than fucking her.
she brokeup with me soon after that

>>658442143
/thread

>>658439164
spray some deo in there

>>658438007
pour bleach into it and start mixing it around deep with your penis

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>>658450032
Can't right now, I'm picking my sister up from work. I'll post this one image I have that I used to give me the basic idea of how to build my custom fifi. Instead of a plastic bag (it's horrible) substitute it for a ziplock, like I said earlier. The picture is shit quality though.