>>657845494
kill yourself

>>657845985
/thread

unzip dick

I tear down the poster and get a girlfriend.

>>657845985
/thread

Only answer

>>657846074
>tfw I have been fapping and fucking with zipped dick

>>657845494
Throw her to the trash

>>657846122
What's wrong with postets

>>657845494
> immediately freeze
> don't make eye contact
> their sight is based on movement

>>657845494
I would be delirious with joy.

say >no hooves
turn 360 degrees
and walk away.

Take a gun and blow up my brain
To see this shit I should be in drugs and liking MLP
And I prefer to be just in drugs.

>>657845494
turn off nickelodeon

>>657845494
Sell it to the CIA.

>>657846750
WTF

>hit that bitch with a brick

>>657845494
Leave.


That's not my action, it's a suggestion.

>>657845494
Ask why she is purple

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>>657846516
I got you, bro!

>>657845494
I'm going to "unleash the magic" all over her face if you know what I mean.

>>657846941
I saw on one of these kids channels
there's a high school poney cartoon
not with bikinis of course, but it exits

>>657845494
Tell her to pit some clothes on and go watch my daughter so I can plow her mom

>>657845494
Here Victoria's real secret
PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON
also checkem

>>657847282
FUCK

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>>657847186
Oh shit, Malcolm! What are you doing?!

>>657845494
She looks upset. I'd ask her if anything's wrong and where her clothes are.

>>657847388
OH COME ON

Wonder how the fuck the horse got out of the stables, then lead it back to its rightful home with a carrot.

>post about it on 4chan about how these fucking mongoloids need to stay on /mlp/

>>657847490
Not unless u wanna end up in jail

>>657845494
Kill my father, Han Solo.

Because I'm Kylo Ren.

Well probably kill myself

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>>657847401
I'm not entirely sure...

>>657845494
"ahem" *adjusts glasses* this is not a pony and therefore i will ignore because i do not respond to womens of that nature *scratches neckbeard*

>>/mlp/ >>/mlp/ >>/mlp/ >>/mlp/ >>/mlp/

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>>657847743
Dude, I had this shit. What the fuck...

>>657845494
KILL IT

>>657845494
Question how she escaped

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>>657848106
I was just trying to be helpful you dick.

>>657848009
Why

>>657845494
Why all the anthro ponies got small tits? I think that's why /b has such a problem with them, to be honest...

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>>657848508
>>657848106
Don't fucking talk about me like I'm not here!

>>657849401
>Why all the anthro ponies got small tits?
You have no idea but i can't say I blame you for it ..

>>657849401
Because small tits are cute tits, and cute tits are best tits. Particularly when they're on cute characters.

>>657849622
Checked

I'd make twilly my dirty little submissive slut, and I'll be her daddy Dom. I'd smack her ass until it turns red. Then I'd choke her while I kiss her, and I'd pinch her tits. Then I'd show her my tit sucking skills as I rip her bra off and bite her nipples, and I'll lick all around them until she's moaning and begging for my cock. Next she'll get on her knees and try getting into my pants, and my fat cock will fling out and slap her cute little face. I'd take my dick and slap her face with it and listen to her beg for me, then I'd shove it into her tiny little mouth until she gags. I'll keep face fucking her until she is in tears, then I'd push her down and put all my weight on her as she blows my cock. Then I will start slapping her and calling her degrading names, and she'll love it. Finally I'll give her what she's been wanting for being a good little slut. I'd pick up her tiny body and fucking destroy her tiny cunt while standing. I'd do that until I blow my fat load into her, and put her on the bed, then I'd cuddle her and give her kisses. I'd fall asleep with her in my arms. The end : ,)

>>657850276
Pedo alert

>>657849401
Because mlp fans seek partnership in those in the same emotional level, so 12 year old girls. But they're not pedos! Nonono. They only want to fuck things that LOOK like 12 year old girls, actual 12 year old girls frighten them.

>>657850276
>ponies
>cute characters
Congratulations, we found a bigger faggot than OP
I didn't think it was possible

>>657845494
Call 911
My girlfriend has turned purple

>>657850489
What did you expect?

>>657850489
>>657850509
>>657850665
>because 12 year olds have tits and hips like OP's pic
Damn, you got disproportionately mad over a truthful observation

>>657847233
>I swear I don't watch it guys!

Ask it to leave.

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Too much chatting, not enough porn.
Don't worry, I fix.

>>657850489
>>657850509
>>657850665
>>657851261
Forgot to say, obvious samefag

If she stay a human I will fuck her. if she turn back into a pony when I fucking her. I will cut off my dick and jump out my window to my death.

>>657849441
Awkward

>>657851478
Samefag >>657851424
Leave.

>>657850665
Well, they Are cute. I mean that's what they're marketed for; the target audience IS little girls, and they tend to like cute things.

I don't want to fuck one, but you're an idiot if you disagree that they aren't slightly adorable in some way.

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>>657851633
I'm not a samefag, I'm a NameFag. Get it right.

>>657845494
how would a cartoon be in my room?

Rape it while I slowly choke it to death, then right as it looks like it's about to pass out I let go and as it gasps for air I drive my pocket knife deep into it's shoulder. As it pleads with meme, panting and fighting death I begin cutting off pieces of meat and eating them until it finally dies of shock. From here I rape it 3 more times before eating all I can and then refrigerating the leftovers.

>>657851811
Okay, the book cover made me smile

>>657851559
Fuck this I'm out.

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>>657852178
Good, I've made you smile. Now, how to make you aroused?

>>657852141
Get help

>>657851699
How is mlp cute??
The characters literally are 90 percent eyes. Dey look dumb

>>657852380
Kek.... ..
butthurt brony spotted

>>657851559
Don't worry, fam. Pretty sure that's the human one from the human world full of highschool kids.

>>657852141
>As it pleads with meme
How does one plead with meme?

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>>657852448
>implying big eyes aren't cute
>implying this isn't factually supported by science

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>>657852843
Hi there.

>>657852602
As in impartial third party, nah. You're an edgy little faggot.

>>657852624
Kuk
where the fuck u from breh where highschool kids look like ponis lmao breh

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>>657853077
>>657853150
>>657853230
>>657853287
Why you do this to the thread I stole?

>>657852911
I meant me, guess your autism just couldn't be satisfied with assuming this and I had to explicitly clarify.

>>657847233
Nice dubs, it's ABC family and my daughter likes the music, my gf used to watch as a kid, and I find the easiest way to not be afraid of bronies is to understand them.

>>657853453
The humanization was kinda creepy pasta.jpg, they didn't know how far to anthropomorphize them and fan art like what is posted made up for any gaps

>>657853077
>>657853150
>>657853212
>>657853287
id get some ants in here to tell me what these pictures are

OP here. Get the fukk out of my topic this isn't no porn dump. Make your own thread bitches

>>657853236
Aside from the colors (and the cartoon proportions), they look pretty damn human and far from equine.

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>>657853842
This is my thread now. Go fuck yourself.

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>>657845494
shitpost about it on /b/.

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>>657853929
The most likely response, to be sure.

>>657845494
>no hooves

play pokemon

>>657853891
Still poni shit tbhonesto fam
Ban that shit go back to ue shitty board breh

>>657845494
I would um... not um... I could... maybe... No. I can't do it. Can't fuck a thing with a snout and hooves. Sorry.