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>>657785200
hope this kitten will help you
why are you such depressed?

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>>657785200
I could comply and try to help you like I normally would but it sounds like you need more of a fucking slap in the face if all you're doing is moping around

>>657785200
you need some vitamins or something

>try to join roommates
>whatamievendoingherethereisnothingforme.jpg
>go back to bed

yay

>>657785505
It's winter, and I recently discovered I had been getting cheated on by fiancé for years. Oh well. Thank you for the kitten though, and thank you for talking to me

Smoke weed. It won't fix your life, but it makes it a lot easier to gain interest in things. If you can work through the laziness of it, it can be a great motivator.

>>657785200
watch this OP it always makes me feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT0RNrTDHkI

>>657785957
Have been for years. It's good at keeping my anxiety away, and it used to be good for my depression but not anymore. Maybe I need to find the right strain. How are you today man?

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>>657785804
I will now comply
I'm sorry anon
I learned that women were nothing but demons pretty early so I guess I got lucky
Sorry no one told you comrade but I promise it won't hurt that bad for too long.
You will be okay comrade

>>657786100
Started watching it, thanks anon. I used to be an artist as a kid and I've been meaning to get back into painting lately... perhaps this is what I'll do first.

>>657786406
It was a man, but thanks for complying.
People are just shitty. He was my first love... He caught me young... He was my everything. I put everything into trying to be my best for him, trying to love him, trying to make a good home and happy life for him. And now this shit.

I wouldn't do love again, I don't think. Maybe just casually, because I love love, but I would never give anybody my heart again.

>>657786515
It feels great when you see that beautiful countryside appear and Bob is really good at it

>>657786962
Hopefully it will help me get better with acrylics, I typically will use water color. I'm better at layering color in my mind than I am just "placing" color, if that makes any sense

>be me
>depressed for a while
>get diagnosis after a couple months of not being able to focus, no interest in any of my hobbies, just sleep all day
>doctor give me drugs
>take drugs
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>start having self harm thoughts
>get put on different drugs
>also get CBT
>shit's great
>no signs of depression after about 12 sessions
>still take pills to maintain correct amount of serotonin
long story short
>get therapy faggots

>>657787520
CBT would be my go to if I could get it. I tried therapy when I was younger, but then something happened to break my trust with then and I was getting pressured to "get better" from family. So I just ended up faking being okay and left.

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Get a bad ass car bro. You will feel way better. Chicks will want ur dick and shit like that. Check out my car just got it like 6 weeks ago. Big ego booster.

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>>657785200
Fixed for you. Now you are happy and can shut the fuck up.

>>657786173
Doing alright, I guess. I'm more in the lack of motivation boat than I am sadness.

There have definitely been different types I've had that put me in different moods but it's really hard to pinpoint anything. Usually people saying how they feel one a certain strain is totally different for me anyway. But if you've had the same kind of weed for a long time it could definitely do good to switch it up.

The only thing that it doesn't help with is the loneliness, but the depression makes it hard to want to actually meet anyone.

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I just tried to kill myself by hanging, my girlfriend caught me and told my mom.

>currently being forced into 72 hour suicide watch at the hospital

>mfw I have about 5 mins until we leave

>mfw i have no options left and suicide has failed me for the 7th time

>mfw trying heium exit bag next
>mfw saw this thread at the perfect time

See you fags in 72 hours

>>657787893
get new therapist fam

>>657788363
Okay, this is more brutal than even just killing yourself. At this point, you're just repeatedly putting people you care about in emotional trauma. If you wanna get out, pick something that works.

>>657785200
It's ok OP.
Lie down. Give yourself that space.
You will have to get up eventually - you will get hungry. Be gentle with yourself. Life is hard and when your down, it's hard to remember the good times. But it will turn around.

>>657788295
Know the feels I only got out to go to work so don't get fired. But can't force my self out there to find better job

Well.i have depression since 3 years (i'm.18 btw) i went to a doc and he said i should take pills but i would need my parents for this abbd i did not want them.to know i fell like shit so i started to drink lots.of alkohol
After a few month i felt worse and my bpdy hurts so i started to smoke weed instead of drinking
Nowdays i feel ptetty well and through my weef smoking i met a few cool guys i became friend with
I wont say weed is perfect because i feel like shit wothout but i dont haave problems anymore and my body doesnt complain since i smoke just green joints

Who is the girl in the pic

>>657785200
at least you can cry. I feel so shit and want to cry but it never comes. It just manifests itself deeper in my psyche. If think I'd feel some relief if I could just release these emotions but they just don't. I fear I'll get completely overwhelmed one day.

>>657788812
I got the same issue man, I've been trying to get up and go outside all day but I just can't. I only go to work and go home, don't have the drive or want to do anything else. It's like i'm afraid of being in public?

>>657788812
I feel like the major problem with other people, love, dating etc is that the best relationships, with someone you actually like and have feelings for are the ones that are entwined with friendship. Unfortunately, for most people, by the time you've become their friend, they have no emotional interest in you at all. "Working quickly," I guess, is how you get a date but you give your heart to someone you barely know.

Op....who is the girl in the pic. I think I know her.

>>657785200
Checked.

And congratulations, you're pregnant.

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>>657787978
You're suggestion is to get a literal grandma car? Get that German piece of trash out of here and get yourself a real car.

>>657785200
sounds fun, go kill your self, if you can get the motivation... you are being a bitch about nothing wasting your life.. People face harder times than im sure you have and are still up and going because doing what you do is pathetic.

>>657789891
That's funny, because this month is the only month that I've ever had an actual slip up

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Sorry to hear about your fiance OP
Treat yourself to whatever you want for a while, just be nice to yourself. Comfort food and drugs if thats what your into. Play games all day if thats what your into. Do whatever it is that even brings you a sliver of joy.
Ive had barely treatable overwhelming depression since I was in 8th grade, I'm a freshman in college now. I'm an opiate addict and i've tried just about everything under the sun. All started when I realized the anti depressants didnt do anything even after trying five different combo's. Therapy just made me frustrated. Nothing felt like it was working so I turned to drugs and its ruined my finances on top of my emotional stability. Every girl I've been with has left me for the same reason, I'm just too much to handle emotionally. I'm never truly happy even when I think I am. At my lowest point I self harmed a ton and would cut till I passed out. Been in partial hospitalization programs because I was scared of the hospital and they didnt help either. Idk anymore. Idk anything anymore.

>>657785200
Smoke weed, disregard females, aquire currency. Key to life

>>657785200
yeah op?

if i looked like that i wouldnt be depressed

>>657785200
let's cuddle all day anon

>>657791183
I'm sorry to hear that, man. Depression started in eighth grade for me as well. At least we're depression twinsies

>>657785200
>>657790843
Are you a boy or girl?

>>657791432
Yes please. A good cuddle would be so nice. Can I be the little spoon?

>>657786807
>faggot
kill yourself already cock sucker

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>>657785200
Cheer up OP, life goes on.

>>657785200
hey OP
I'm in the same situation right now, not dealing with the same stuff but just crying a lot all the time and yeah it hurts, I know but never stop believing in yourself. That is the most important thing
I would gladly give you a tight hug if I was near you ...

>>657791660
Or never said there gender dumbass

>>657785200
our lives are meaningless and humanity won't get its shit together until hundreds of years after you die. watch adventure time and quit caring

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>>657792237
>Le gender can be in your head maymay
Or even worse
>There are grills in 4chinz XdXd

>>657792083
I would give you a hug too anon
>>657791815
With that picture, cheering up will be easier

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>>657792696
There are gurls on the 4chans.

>>657785200
Go grab a drink dude. Or score some brown. That's how I was able to deal with this week

>>657793117
tits or gtfo

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>>657791571
>Can I be the little spoon?
yuss
and when we get tired of cuddling we can watch netflix

>>657793210
Haven't eaten all day and Currently choking down some disgusting Bacardi. This may be fun

>>657785200
>struggeling to deal with life
>wanting to escape life by sleeping
>life haunts me in my dreams
>try to stay up for 3 days in a row
>3rd day in I just drift off
>strat lucid dreaming that i get beaten by everyone I still like and love
>they laugh at me and call me names
>after what feels like hours I wake up
>too afraid to go downstairs because dream felt like real life
>end up moving swiftly trough the house to get some quick food
>don't speak to family for couple of days
>realise it was all a dream
>now I'm afraid of sleeping and being awake
>stuck in "limbo" by choise
>mfw

>>657793365
And then can we chill? ;)

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>>657793544
>
post a fucking timestamp you necbeard looser faggot

In a similar boat. I found that I'm always alone. I'm not sure if I've become bored or depressed in life.

>>657793683
> newfags don't know who Angie Verona is
Get the fuck back to 9gag, kid.

>>657793544
>you were 6years too late to cum inside that tight snatch

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>>657793812
And another pic.

>>657788988
Become a 6 year old tranny. Ive heard it makes depression go away

>>657793440
Tf. Every dream is a survival nightmare. At least I'm getting kind of good at them now. It's almost like a video game

>>657793534
no, i don't like to be interrupted when i'm watching bojack horseman

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>>657793850
She's still alive and well. It's never too late.

>>657793812
>masturbating to women
faggot

>>657785200

Hey faggot. Stay strong. Everything changes, even your perspective on life. Does that make it easier right now? No. But you know it's true.
Lying in bed and crying just makes it worse. Sure, you need a time out for crying and lying in bed. That's fine. But you have to leave your bed . Yeah I know, that sounds fucking retarded. But you have to keep in mind that the only way out of depression is to DO something, to enjoy something, maybe to create something or destroy something. But you have to try, step by step, to become more relaxed, even small steps help a lot.

Sorry if some of my sentences don't make any sense, germanon here...but do you get what I mean?

Bikerfag here. When I'm down, I go riding. Car or bike, depends on weather or if it's nighttime. Crank up some music. Pick a twisty road if you can, keeps your mind off itself. Bonus points for twisty roads in the dark. It can get scary if you don't know where you're going. But at least you're not thinking of him. Keep following it until you feel somewhat better. It doesn't help a lot, but it helps some.

Then we're two OP...

>>657793971
>>657793440

I have the exact same feeling, I don't want to sleep anymore, I am haunted, humiliated and much more in my dreams it is fucking horrible

>>657794026
Nice, me neither. Unless it's being interrupted by drinking alcohol. I have a soft spot for getting drunk while watching shows about drunks.

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>>657794096
> faggots auto-assume dick touching
What the fuck are you on about?

>>657794144
Yes, your sentences were perfect. Thank you for the supportive words, it means a lot.

>>657794094
True Anon, do you have the white panties pic by any chance? Its been so long since I've seen her got a nice load to release if you do.

>>657785200
been there, now earning 300k when previously was on a disability pension. See a psychiatrist and psychologist. It won't work over night, might take 3 years but you'll get there mate.

>>657785200
>alone my whole life
>no job yet
>21 years old
>fucked up family situation
>mentally ill mother
>coward father
>not exceptionally sexy
>average in everything
>just got my vent thread deleted due to no responses
>tried to kill myself 6 times but was too much of a coward

how does that make for a depression starter

> Be me
> Lost it all
> Life made no sense
> All day in bed
> Months
> Years
> Friend gave me a job
> I wasn't ready but had to fake it
> One day I felt better
> Started life again

> I'm stronger now. I was already in Hell, I'm not afraid of it anymore.

>>657794230
>Unless it's being interrupted by drinking alcohol
>getting drunk while watching shows about drunks
mah nigga

ok, we can get drunk and chill then

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>>657794470
Nope, but I got this.

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>>657794444
Quads checked.

just end it if its that bad op and film live for 4chan 8 u can help out other depressed people win win

>>657794886
'YEAHHHHHH!!!' type feels.

You fucking rock man - LIVE!!!! LIVE ON BEHALF OF ALL YOUR FALLEN BROTHERS!!

>>657794781
worst part about me is that I run away from my fucked up life into video games and that makes me totally useless, vidya eats up all my free time and I can't do anything to get myself up

I am also not depressed even tho my life is pretty much a wreck and a failure

I don't want to live like this but I don't have the strength to make a difference

neither do I have any friends that would help me nor will my family ever help me

>>657794410

No need to thank me, buddy. Writing about your depression here was actually a really good choice. Because now you can see that even some strangers care about you in a very weird way. Even on fucking 4chan. You're in a state of katharsis. You feel pain and sorrow - and at some point, your mind feels totally empty. And that's actually a good thing, because you don't think about the unfairness of life every second. You start to laugh more often, even if you don't feel like it. And that's another good step! It goes on and on and on...try to calm yourself. Try to find something that makes you laugh and that makes you feel relaxed and calm. You can do it, faggot.

>>657795040
That'll do. Have a good Christmas Anon.

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Shud let me eat you out
I have the tingue of a frog m'lady

OP here. Being drunk and depressed is weird. I'm playing magic now.

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>>657795040
can we turn this thread into a "masturbate to angie" thread please?

>>657795418
Enjoy your merry jingles on Baby Jesus' Birthday Bash.

>>657785200
get a job asshole

>>657795538
you know what, I envy you

I can't go to the psychiatrist to get depression meds because I am not depressed even tho my life is
>>657794781
>>657795273

there is literally nothing and noone in this world that will help me if I don't get my shit together myself and I definitely won't because I don't have the strength to do that

also, I'm tipsy as well and I'm just going through pointlesssites dot com

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>>657795542
How about we don't.

>>657794144
Eigentlich müssten deine Sätze grammatikalisch komplett stimmen.

>>657786173
You do realize that in some people weed causes depression? What you need is a healthy diet and a workout.

>>657796221

Bin mir nie ganz sicher. Englisch zu verstehen ist kein Problem, aber es grammatikalisch korrekt zu schreiben/sprechen ist was anderes, bin dies bezüglich ziemlich aus der Übung.

>>657795538
>Being drunk and depressed is weird
that's what i do best...you triggered me
i'm not cuddling with you anymore

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>>657796162
make me

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>>657785200
You just need more dick. Get out there and start sucking!

>>657796383

Weed does not CAUSE depression, idiot.

nope

>>657785200
if thats a picture of you


tits first

>>657796562
it actually does, the guy is right, get your education

>>657796472
Auf jedenfall hat man erkennen können was du einem sagen möchtest.

>>657786173
lol, the right strain. Have you considered the fact that weed is a shit drug? There's lots in this world, try em out

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>>657796661

isn't funny that Han Solo gets killed by his son Kylo Ren. And then Kylo gets killed by Lukes untrained daughter Ray. Oh Major spoiler allert..

>>657796661

Yeah, show me some studies about how weed CAUSES depression. A lot of people with depression tend to smoke weed. And it does not always help, that's right. It could even make it worse. But weed does not make a depression appear out of nowhere. That's bullshit.

>>657790216
Says the guy with a fucking pony. Go ride horse cock. Bet it's an auto too.

>>657796825
amphetamine is pretty good for depression, you just have to take it regularly and start living without it as you would on it

the danger is addiction

>>657796957

hardcore nazi edgelord incoming

>>657797017
it still is the most useless and time-wasting drug in the world tho

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>>657785200
Does burying your face in a pussy help?

>>657797072

> take it regularly
> danger is addiction

uhm....

worst part about depression is that when your world is in ruin and you realise you have no help in the real world and turn to the internet people there tell you to fuck off

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I mean, fuck, hate to be that guy...but you could kill yourself?

>>657797489
amphetamine is like alcohol
you can drink for a month straight and not get addicted
it all depends on one's organism and mental capabilities

>>657797251

Why is it useless? It opens your mind and helps you to develop different perspective on things. You feel relaxed and calm. But yes, if you don't know how to handle weed, you end up smoking all day without doing anything. But it does not have to be this way.

>>657797645

I know. I wasn't really serious about that. It just sounded weird.

>>657797700
there are too many people in this world saying weed is some spiritual shit

it's not, get over it, it just makes you feel weird and silences your instincts

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I guess we are alike, we are both empty.

>>657797024
> faggot thinks he knows cars but doesn't know what a Terminator Cobra is
No SVT Cobra was ever made in auto, dicklicker.

And the Terminator is a beast of unfathomable power. It's suspension, IRS, and brembo brakes are tuned for circuit racing. The blown forged internal block can handle 1200+ hp on the stock internals. And comes with a race built Tremec T56 6-speed with gearing similar to the Viper.

But, I guess none of that would matter when all you do is go to bingo in that granny car.

it's terrifying how people don't care about people with depression but as soon as you say you want to kill yourself they gather up to watch

>be me
>fall in love with love of my life at 18
>he moves to other side of the country
>it's been 2½ years
>still alive after 4 suicide attempts
>the thought of seing him again keeps me alive
>was going to see him this christmas
>"sorry Anon i can't"
>is going to a concert with him i march
>"sorry Anon i can't"
>bye

>>657786100
I cried a lot to this, what the fuck is wrong with me

Well fighting depression is hard. I mean, as an autist/Asperge I might not be able to read emotions as well, but I do have them. For those who can, you should stay with your family, because they are usually always there. Then those whose problems began with the family, should see friends who help you get out of whereever you are or seek professional help to move on in your life. Switch family, get adopted or something. Stay distant from what makes you uncomfortable. If you are going to hurt yourself, you should never start, this can become like an addiction and so you will probably get back to that state. Don't do it. Don't listen to Shia this time. And when you are about to hurt others for your depressions, don't. You might be beaten back even worse or get yourself killed. After all, before you kill someone, you should rather hurt yourself. Wounds do heal up. Takes discipline though. If you give up, welp. Nobody can help you when you give up.
I hope you guys will do great and find whatever makes you happy. Be egoistic when it's about happiness, but not egocentric. don't damage others.
Sincerely,
the Assburger Autist

>>657794444
QUADS OF TRUTH

>>657785200
This is me exacly, except I don't even have the motivation to fucking cry

>>657798577
if love life is all that gets you down you're lucky...

>>657798720
* And I know some might call me a faggot. but I'm just and Assburger. I wish I could help the world, but I can not. So I just stay in my world and do what I like and love. Of course puberty got me sometime and I do know depression, but be honest to yourself and also try meditating. Helps a lot. (Meditating + distancce to any electronic screen 1 hours before and after)

>be me
>18
>struggled with depression for years now
>diagnosed when I was 12
>therapy ever since
>tried everything. therapy, boarding school, alternative school, drugs, sex
>All that shit has helped in its own way
>Now I am able to go to college and be happy most of the time
>still have my spells tho

fast forward to last nigh
>Been living with gf for months
>ever since she moved in its been shit
>tried everything, had her go to co-dependent meetings and shit
>fuck
>can't deal with her anymore even though I love her
>break up with her
>mfw she still lives here and she is devastated and wont be gone till january
>mfw i still feel fucking relived
>mfw I am sick and tire of relationships and havent been single for more then a day or two in 19 months due to relationship hopping
>no more of that, fuck women
>but fuck, I am addicted to the sex, and the chase
>its such a terrible trait to have
>I need answers
>tripping on shrooms soon for answers

>>657797979
What do you mean that "you" are empty? Asking seriously. Not enough knowledge or enjoyable ways to structure your time? Bad reputation?

>>657798720
What if someone can't get help from family, has no friends and has no money for a therapist?

>>657798911
forgot to mention this
>be me
>be 20
>just diagnosed as schizotypal
>dropped out of school
>is homeless
>been admitted to the hospital 21 times in 4 years
>is sitting on mc donalds as we speak
>love life was the only thing keeping me alive

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>>657794444
quads of hope

>>657785200
>sit down to pee.
Are you a girly man, or a woman?

>>657799383
sorry for pulling this out of you then, I'm 21 and my life is a total wreck but, well, at least I'm not homeless

I really hope it all gets better some day for both of us

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>>657799215
/b/ is your family

>>657799612
Hope so too. Thank you anon

>>657794444
>I can't do things because depression sucks all energy from you
>lol just do these things

fuck of

>depressed
>can't get out of bed all day
>masturbating
>finally stop masturbating
>force myself out of bed because maybe it will be good for me
>stand up
>overwhelming urge to masturbate immediately
>masturbate
>need to go pee
>sit on the toilet
>can't get the motivation to leave the bathroom

>>657787978
Yeah i bet that maid-4-you really atrakt ladies

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>>657800206
>not masturbating on the toilet.

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>>657795003
Sounds like a plan!
>tfw I got legitimately excited about hanging out with you irl
>tfw I remember this b and not real life

>>657795360
I will man, thank you. I hope things start looking bright to you if they aren't now, and if they do already look bright then I hope they start looking even brighter

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>mid 20s
>no job

should i an hero

>>657786173
You have depleted serotonin in your brain. You are chemically inbalanced. You wont get out of this.
Prozac will help you. Smoke weed no more than 2-3 times a week. Try not to drink alcohol at all.

>>657796473
Hey now, don't be rash- I never said it was weird in a bad way! Cmon, let's cuddle out this little misunderstanding

>depressed
>wake up
>stay in bed for another 3 hours
>talk to my one remaining friend on Facebook for an hour
>take a bath because there's nothing else to do
>stay in there for too hours just for the sake of it, too depressed to wash my hair or anything
>play Fallout 4 for an hour till my depression enduced OCD drives me to exhaustion
>take another bath
>sleep

>>657799632
then it's not too good of a family since the only response I had was "kill urself fgt"
>>657799920
what keeps me alive is the thought that some day it might be better
guess I'm a fighter eh?

>>657800916
how the fuck do you get away with not working

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>>657800912
Don't be a beggar. It's so undignified.

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>>657800469
>I got legitimately excited about hanging out with you
>I remember this b and not real life
fuck my life, i was thinking the same thing
>mfw

you seem like a nice person anon, like really nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlWRiZo7T4I

>>657800206
Iktf

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>>657801160
Save it for the cringe thread, Amigo's.

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>>657800469
get a room you faggots <3

Just moved into house overlooking the water.
Going to work this afternoon in my heavily unionised job which means I make 110k and do fuck all
Sitting here waiting for my cooked breakfast, going to take it home and overlook the water while I eat it.
Going to fuck my wife in the arse tonight.
The list goes on, feels pretty good.. The ironic thing is I was practically you 5 years ago

>>657800469
Thank you! I will admit that being nice is in my nature. You seem pretty rad yourself. I'll take a shot for ya

>>657787978
yea for sure.. u are so happy , The Happy Maid anon , cleans the depresion out of you

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>>657800944

>>657801541
>>657801503
Only if you promise to join us, fellow fags<3

>>657801703
I bet death has crept a little closer since 5 years ago though, hasn't it Anon?

>>657785200
>crying

You must not understand what depression is

>>657801703
I envy you. Therapy or did you get yourself together all by yourself?

>>657801718 meant for >>657801160 , clearly

>>657801853
why does it seem ironical to me, kek

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>>657800912
>I never said it was weird in a bad way
and since when, being weird it's not a bad thing
>Cmon, let's cuddle out this little misunderstanding
i don't know about this...

>>657801142
kek, but he's the little spoon

>>657801906
this

>>657785200
Tried suicide twice. Crying and shaking is okay during day and I can work.. I love my Co workers etc. Make me even more suicidal on the weekends when I cant See them. Tried Therapie the last 10 years. Shit sucks

>>657801906
i kinda want to join you seeing how you make a bond, fuck the faggotcallers

>>657785957
wrong. absolutely wrong. I smoked weed from 12-20, 8 years of my life. I was forced into working when I was 17, lazy faggot back then, i beat a kids ass and had to pay all the hospital bills back. Smoked an oz a week when I started getting money, didnt pay my parents back because I was too cool, I finally just "decided" to stop smoking cold turkey when I was 20, and have NEVER regretted it.

Weed is an absolute fucking killer of motivation. I feel like a completely different person, yes its weird the first 1-2 weeks, but you literally just forget about it and your mind isnt in a haze anymore.

People that say weed "relieves" anxiety, sure, or you're just telling yourself it does to give yourself an excuse to keep smoking it.

Because it actually adds anxiety.

My 30 year old brother, same situation, was a fucking loser for 15 years, complete turd. All his friends were married, he had nobody anymore, lost a beautiful girl that became a lawyer, still wanted to "act young" and get blazed, me especially after stopping begged him to stop, and he did. He finally decided to take a break from blazing up 24/7, and now he works in north dakota, making $5,600 a month, loves his life. Went from basement dwelling faggot to making $60,000 a year, and could have NEVER done it without stopping that poisonous shit. Weed is not "all kosher brooo", your mind can become so fucked from that shit. Ask me and my bro, unsuccessful --> successful.

I'm 25 now, building my home with my fiance. 5 years ago, I was crying out back at my parents house by the pond thinking about how fucking useless I was and how "I have nobody, and im worth nothing."

Stop smoking weed.

>>657801906
I don't spoon. But I'll provide the luchador masks and we can watch Nacho libre. That's waaaaay less gay than what you fags were discussing.

>>657801853
they say all that but i bet they'd still scream if i whipped out my massive log of a cock and showed them all the spots in which i've injected it with dirty heroin and girth hormones

judgemental whores

>>657796480
sause me brother

>>657802246
Hey, if your coworkers keep you going then that is good. Any chance you could spend time with them on the weekend?

>>657794470
whos this anon?

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Suck a dick, you'll feel better

>>657802278
Yeah I gotta stop. I smoked weed for the past year after a terrible breakup. Worst idea ever I'm so fucking lazy now. But quitting is hard

>>657802272
It'll be fun! The more the merrier

>>657793544
who's this anybody?

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>>657802783
Gotta be black

>>657801998
oh, thanks anon <3

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>>657802900
Angie Verona

Google her.

>>657802278
also, adding that I tried to kill myself when I was 20. Used to shake and cry all the time also. I hear you, completely, but you should just try to rotate your life into a new direction, the first step is stopping that bullshit. Such a waste of a good life you could have. I have EVERYTHING now. My life is fucking complete, 2014 Ford F250, girl bought a new honda civic, new 1800sq ft house being built, got my puppy dog, my 2 cats, im actually living my own life. I would have never, ever pictured this 5 years ago, and I'm convinced I still would never be here if I didnt stop smoking. Nobody wants to hang out with your loser ass except other fucking clowns. That whole social circle is a bunch of followers, nobody is original. All clueless mommy faggots. Be original.

>>657802864
I started smoking cigarettes recently to counter the weed and drinking. It's socialy acceptable and it keeps me occupied for about 15 minutes or so after that I can be productive again.
Its working pretty well for me.

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>>657803803
i bet thats gonna work out well over time

>>657801918
>more than a little...

>i thought that was my little secret

>>657802864
get involved with your family more. You can always find at least 1 person in your family, even in a fucked up family that you can talk to and relate to.

I started making my 89 year old grandma laugh, and I would talk with her about our heritage, things like that. I got excited to always see her. I wouldnt even go upstairs to talk to my family when they would come over when I was a loser ass stoner faggot. Was too anxious, felt like a loser, didnt want them to judge me. Long ass hair, scraggly dumbass kid. Anti social.

My family loves me now, people ask me for advice, people say "good job kid" about building my new house, getting married, it makes me feel actually really good to DO good things, and just to hear some shit like "good job" really keeps me on the up and up.

And to actually have relevant conversations with people, especially your family.. about planning for the future, goals, what you want to do with your life, things like that really do matter, the human mind and soul needs that shit, truthfully.

Mind when I smoked: Man im gonna open up like 30 car washes and make so much money doing nothing"

Mind now: I can't wait to get to work tomorrow and frame this house, set these windows, put the roof on. What am I going to buy? Man I feel so good working for my money, hard labor, my girl makes me a good dinner every day when I get home from work.

Hot showers. Take hot showers and think. THINK about your life. Best place to do it. Sit down in the shower and think, thats what I used to do after smoking weed, just meticulously plan this shit out and FUCKING WIN

>>657785200
Sucks, fuckboy. You should try suicide. All the cool kids are doing it.

>>657785804
Time is going to heal that wound if u let it, anon.
Doesnt feel like it now but it does.
You gotta occupy your mind with something else asap.

>All this weed defending
I have nothing against a bit of casual pot smoking, but come the fuck on.

Weed can easily:
>demotivate you
>make you constantly tired (if you're a regular smoker, have thc in your system all the time)
>make you lazy
>unproductive
>even more depressed

I could go on. Most people think it's helping them, but in in reality it's exacerbating the problem. Plus it's a fucking huge money drain too.

Thats some stale b8

Go suck a dick,
do some drugs,
and eat some food

>>657801973
very progressive, 1 thing rolled into the next etc.

1. got job
2. could afford gym, proper food, trainer
3. lost weight / gained muscle
4. became more outgoing / confident
5. people started noticing the difference and treated me differently etc..
6. working out and seeing positive changes helped with my depression
7. etc etc

>>657805641
This dude is lying to you. You'll never know happiness again. You should occupy your mind with a 9mm.

>>657796562
Was never depressed, started smoking weed and after 4 months depression kicked in. Eventually quit weed, all good now :)

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>>657800469
gayness aside
hey, thread is about to die and i think i'm going to sleep or something
so, thanks for cheering me up anon

>>657805259
thx fam

>>657805890
Yup, im lying, just kill yourself...

>>657805849
People don't realise how amazing exercise can be for depression.

>>657805789
this. nobody understands lmao. Took my bro 5 fucking years of everyone in the family telling him to stop.

You'd think being a fucking basement dwelling 30 year old living in his mommys house playing xbox360 and smoking weed 24 hours a day would change his mind about life. Fucking loser.

He bought halo 3 doe!

>>657806176
People are stupid as fuck. "But it's a natural plant". "Alcohol is literally poison, the corporate system hates us".

Stoners are fucking degenerates. I'm glad I never ever made it a regular thing. For me, I'm lucky to toke up maybe three times a year tops.

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>>657806124
true, and also actually trying to look good and presentable can really make you feel good for an entire day. I'm a dude, I work construction, not feminine by any means, but getting ready and looking in the mirror and feeling really satisfied with myself when I was depressed was such a good motivator. Start knocking flaws away, exercise literally makes them disappear.

Also, wake up early. Dont be a fucking nooner. Get your feet into the real world, no matter how fucking awkward it is, force yourself to do it, and the rest all falls in place. Your life will sort itself out so quickly.

>>657785200
Go fuck some bitches

>>657806438
parents ask you about your weed problem after waking up at 4pm every day:

"its not a problem, at least im not drinking"
"theyve proved its completely harmless"

"They've"

???

What?

God fucking damnit I HATE my old self. So embarrassing.

>>657807362
Yeah, I'm glad I never really had that attitude to be quite honest. Although to be fair, drinking really is poisonous shit. But it doesn't make it any better when you're sitting on your arse all day doing nothing except playing video games and watching TV shows.
>>657806964
>trying to look good and presentable
Preaching to the choir man. I try to make myself look great everyday. People treat you with a lot more respect when you look after yourself. It's a self pride thing too.

>>657785200
Cgeck your hormones.
Depresion dies not mean crying all the time. Somefhing could be wrong with yoir hormones...
Also dark chocolate and discovering something new you like will help.
If yoi want to get better that is.. If you like to feel that way and for ppl to feel sorry for you or to have some shit to call fir yourself to have then you are fucked
I have a deppresed gf on meds so i kinda know what im talking about heh
>mfw that shit is hard

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>>657785618
That'l do the trick

>>657788363
People like you make me sick.. You just want someone to feel sorry for you and are pathetic and self centered
Get some help and drugs you faggot

hope all is well man, stick through it. stay positive and go do something out of your comfort zone, go find people with the same interests as you. they'll make you feel better

>>657799138
Sorry yeah im empty go to college, watching anime and playing games just a bs cycle i cant get out of.

>>657795273
where do you live?

> on date with chick
> friend of a friend
> she warned me ahead of time that this chick is nuts
> ignored it
> shit goes pretty smoothly
> she's pretty bland
> no real personality
> "anon, there's something you need to know..."
> this is our second date...
> what ground breakingly profound thing could you possibly say
> "I tried to kill myself a few months ago..."
> calmly chew my food waiting for her to elaborate
> she just stares at me
> that's horrible?
> "I just...."
> not going to lie, I totally tuned out her explanation
> just nod silently
> "can we go back to your place?"
> reluctantly agree
> have mediocre evening
> followed by mediocre sex
> pass out
> wake up some time later to loud shriek
> fumble around for light
> get out of bed
> sobbing coming from bathroom
> try to open it
> locked
> pop lock with nail I keep on door frame
> she's crying, sitting in a pool of blood
> what the fuck are you doing?!
> she just sobs
> Jesus, fuck!
> throw a towel down
> call 911
> wait outside for paramedics
> they question me about where she is/if she's alive
> I tell them bathroom, and I dunno
> they rush in
> haul her off
> my landlord freaks the fuck out
> I have to pay 500 bucks to clean up the mess
> like three weeks later get a text
> "I'm really sorry... Can we get coffee. I'll explain."
> fully utilize avast's block feature
> fuck dorky, quirky, shy girls
> shallow basic bitches from now on

itt retards who don't know how to reverse image search.

>>657809688
Checked

>>657806067
No problem. My thoughts will be with you anon! Thank you for bringing me some happiness today as well

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Everybody go see a shrink. First a psychologist, then a psychiatrist. Took me few months but I am the happiest person alive now.

>>657810212
pls marry me

Sorry lads, disappeared to take a huge shit.

Anyone want to talk?

>>657810292
Therapy doesn't help everyone. I agree it's worth a try, but it never helped me. I still have depression but life has been easier lately. For me, I had to drag myself out of the rut. I had to want to get better. It was hard. I cried, I laughed, I drank but I'm here now, and I'm actually happy.

>>657786807
op is literally a faggot, try women you cocksucking homo

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>>657786807
This is bait.

>paranoid schizophrenia/depression
>everyone around me has done amazing things with their lives
>I barely even leave the house
>left school 6 years ago and I've done nothing
>I'm a burden on my family and the state
>had so much potential in school before the schizophrenia and depression hit me
>got A's and B's
>wanted to be a biologist
>now I have nothing
>I've tried to kill myself before, but it made me realise that my family will miss me, even if I am completely worthless

>>657786807
My first boyfriend (first love too) left me for another girl. You'll get back in the saddle one day. Trust me. And you'll find someone much more worth your time.

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>>657811158
> you

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>>657811352

>>657811135
I know your pain. Except the schizophrenia part. I'm getting there though. Almost saved 5k from my retail job in the past two months, so I'm pretty happy with myself.

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>>657811352
Nah bro.
>Pic related
She was just.. Actually pretty. Oh well.

>>657793890
That's not you. You're not timetamping. So GTFO newfag.

>>657785200
Idk pretty eyes though

>>657811610
Nice lack of reading comprehension. Especially since it was only one word. Bravo. That chick is 4/10, nigger. Sack up.

>>657811994
That post was implying you think I'm like the person in that pic.
And your reading comprehension is the one that needs work, since my post was saying that picture is ME, not the other girl.

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>>657788988
>Depression since 3 years
>3 years
How does a 3 year old get depressed?

>>657811994
>being this retarded

>>657812280
kek

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>>657785200
This Thread makes me feel real good

>>657812242
Hah, then you're ugly. Plus, I see a budding ladystache there. I stand by my original statement.

>>657811610
>dat illegal imigrant look

>>657812617
>Makes self look like an idiot
>"haha ur ugly"
You're one stupid cunt aren't you?
Also my lip is completely hairless. Like yours probably is.

>>657785804
Bitch. U could have said ur partner. Significant other.. but no. fiance.

Now pots ur timespamted tits. And we will help get thru this. I promise to tell u how sexy u are even if ugly.

So

TITS OR GTFO

>>657785200
I wanna die

>>657811610
Id bang you like the whore you are, kik me?

>>657789369
She's from the creep shot thread thats still up

>>657813074
>Uses context clues like a big boy
>"I promise to tell u how sexy u are even if ugly"
>Asks for tits
Nigga you are 12 get off your moms computer

>>657812878
Piss and moan all you'd like, butterchubs. You're fat, ugly, whiney, and no one will ever love your androgen laden ass. Your hypothetical girlfriend is a pathetic at best cry for attention. Wax that shit before you swallow a bullet.

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>>657813405
I don't have kik, sorry.

>>657813969
>Been in relationship for 5 years
>"No one will ever love you"
Okay baby.
Also, hypothetical girlfriend? I never said anything about a girlfriend. You're trying way too hard.

Goddamn u faggots.
Start the healing process.
If you have money you can get put of it.
There is cure for depression, you need around 10 k, plane ticket to me and a positive attitude.
Hypnosis, spas, bitches all included in 10k.
Not even joking.
Cheap eastern european centers nature and pleny of organic food, fresh air.
You'll be a different person.
This isn't a joke, Steven Seagull (Segal) did it here, why not u?

>>657814342
Nigger some of us are poorfags

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>>657785200

Get pregnant OP. That will make you feel better. Then after you have the baby, put it up for adoption. The repeat the process.

>>657814439
Well then start working out like crazy and stop jerking off

>>657814189
Bruh, putting your tits over a muffin top doesn't make it go away.

>>657814342
I have less than £1 in my bank account. Not even enough to buy drugs to get that artificial happiness I'm always chasing.

>>657814577
I dunno man..
Be fat or stop jerking off.... That's a tough choice.

>>657814710
Except that I never said I was thin. You're just continuing like I'm bothered. I've lost 22 lbs already. Calling me fat is pointless.

>>657789487
Like having an evergowing monster locked up in a cage you lost the keys too