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I NEED HELP!!!

I am in desperate want to fuck my sister
>pic related it's her

Any advice on how to do this?
We wrestle around sometimes and I smack her ass other times not too often tho...
I have seen her nudes in her phone she is a hoe...
Have any of you fags ever fucked a family member tell your story and give advice...
If you can give me ideas on how to separate her from her phone I will send her nudes to myself and dump them

Please help my cock needs to be in her
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yell at her "WOLOLOOO" that should do the trick
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i wanna fuck your sister too shes hot
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>>657610980
Didn't work she asked me why I am so fucking stupid
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samefagging but. wear sweats. and try to show her something on your phone. while she is sitting down, put your bump on her legs and kinda move it around a bit. if she wants shell give you hints
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>>657611268
That's almost too bold I don't want her to get creeped out
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>>657610748
honestly..
> start wresteling
> start holding her so u the boat of you come down
> kiss her on the lips
> if that goes to hell your screwd
> if not thats a green light to fuck her

and ofcourse tits or gtfo OP
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>>657610748
dude- just fuck but dont cum in her

also post pics
/thread
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>>657611489
THATS SOME GOD DARN GOOD ADVISE GO FOR IT OP
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Dear anonymous user,

I am studying a master course of psychology and might be able to help. In order to understand your behavior and feelings, I need to evaluate more pictures of your sister. My analysis is better the less clothes she has on the pictures.

Yours sincerely,
Future Dr. Anonymous
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>>657611462
well itll be like you're not noticing. thats the whole point.
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>>657611776
I think you should trust him, he's a future doctor
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Here
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>>657611776
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>>657611268
And ai have a small dick so it wouldnt really turn her on tbh
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>>657610748
You're not going to fuck your sister unless you rape her, retard. You spend way too much time on 4chan.
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>>657610748
DAMNIT SON! I TOLD YOU SHE IS MINEEEEEE

GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTERWEB
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Holy fuck just sent them to myself

I did not delete the text tho and she came out of the restroom what the fuck do I do she will see I sent them to myself
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>>657612404
JUTS RAPE HER ITLL BE OK
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>>657612404
Kek you're fucked
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>>657612515
THIS ALWAYS WORKS, DO
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>>657612404
You sent her nudes from her phone to yours and didnt delete the chat history?
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Did gonadotropin be good
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>>657612402
mad dad is mad
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>>657612404
That's good. Let her see it.
If she comments on it, say that you can return the favour (jokingly). IF she says yes, just go with it. Otherwise, delete the pics if she get's pissed off.
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>>657612756
No I was nervous I even left her phone all sweaty from my hands she hasn't said anything I am shitting myself
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>>657612404
>>657612535
B b but that's Queen Cameron from Scotland. Say it ain't so
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More nuds. !!!
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Op is like 15 guys, kek
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This is good.
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This is copypasta fag. Show the one with the toothbrush in her ass
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>>657612855
Oh come on. Assuming this guy didn't just hit puberty (and assuming that this isn't just a clever ruse) then he's obviously wanted to fuck his sister for a while - that being the case what are the fucking chances that all of this shit goes down at the exact same time.
naught.
/thread
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>>657613158
Whatever, he's dumping pics that I haven't seen before.
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>>657613158
I am 22 she is 19 suck a Dick
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>>657610748
Step 1 - Go to her for sex/ girl advise. Make up some awkward story or steal one. Make it all "I literally have no one else I can go to about this". Make it something oblique like "She says I'm small. Why do women say that shit? How big is big?" Play stupid. If she does not talk to you about it and do all of the good sis words, walk away. If she actually talks to you, finish the convo and let it go

Step 2 - You've messed up your lower back (do a LOT of situps first so your back will be tightened up in the lower part. Make sure to time this when no one else is around. Ask her if she can put (Biofreeze, Tiger Balm, whatever) on your lower back. Strip to underwear. Do NOT say or do anything creepy. The NUMBER ONE WINCEST FUCKUP is to be obvious and creepy. Also tell her you owe her a backrub

The trick is to let her have your way; be sneaky and diplomatic. A REALLY good time to act is when she fights with someone she is dating. Tell her she can talk to you/ vent/ whatever. Sounds like a meek good beta. Offer hugs. Hugs over time become cuddles with backrubs. Get her slowly adapted to it. Post your nudes of her and I'll tell you more.

And yes, I used this and eventually fucked my sister. Was only twice, she will not talk about it now, but taking her anal virginity was win!
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>>657613006
Fool her by telling her that some good food is waiting for her in the kitchen. meanwhile she goes there to check, delete the history.

Yours sincerely,
Furure Dr. Anonymous
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Send a text back saying thanks for pics ( and post ) if she isn't pissed she wants your donger.
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>>657613237
Believe me or not it's your choice she is a step sister only been about a year
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>>657613475
This.
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>>657613517
Step-sister? Not biological? Dude you're fucking fine, just give her the ol' dicking.
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>>657613475
Agreed.
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>>657613517
Lies. Just dump them fraudster because I didn't save any of them except one of the ones you already posted
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>>657610748
what the fuck is wrong with white people? why you always fucking your relatives?
you're supposed to fuck other peoples relatives.
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>>657613876
It's his step sister he could totally be black
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>>657613876
She is Hispanic I am white her mom fucks my dad I want in on this family pussy
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>>657613876
Lol you nigger
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>>657610748
>>657612053
>>657612155
>>657612404
>>657612535

Dear anonymous user,

I have analyzed the pictures of your sister. She is very cute and has a hot body. She is a 9/10. However, she deserves someone who knows hot to treat her and how to fuck her. By reading your messages here, I don't think you are able to fulfill her demands. Therefore, you should better continue to fuck your doll and should stop to molest her sister. Nevertheless, keep posting her pictures.

Yours sincerely,
Furure Dr. Anonymous
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>>657614000
Nice trips, kek.
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>pic related it's her

lies. its some instagram broad

try again
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>>657613998
Bro you're fucking gold xD
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>>657614015
Youre such a moral fag let OP fuck his sister
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>>657613998
>>657614000

>step sister

oh fuck, that changes everything.
game on OP. game on!
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>>657612053
This picture reminds me of Spain. Was it taken there?
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>>657613400
great advice
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>>657613289
Step 1: Get her super drunk
Step 2: Turn on some music
Step 3: Since shes a drunk young girl she'll naturally start dancing and twerking or w.e
Step 4: Rub your erect dick on her (makesure u wear sweatpants
Step 5: Fuck her
You're welcome bro.
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say 'this is for america' and anul her and etc
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>>657614220
how would he know, he just found it on the interwebz.
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>>657614220
Aberdeen Scotland. Original thread was last weekend with time stamps
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>>657613475
But really op do this.
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>story is leggit
>op is not totally beta
Get laid show prove I am so hard atm
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OP's name is marco youre a fucking creep man... I know the girl her name is Ariana that's all I am saying OP quit your shit or I am sending a link to your sister
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>>657614000
>She is Hispanic

Tell her you've got a burrito for her in your pants.
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post her feet!
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>>657614450
Proof please. Winning as fuck though
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>>657614220
Yes it was and that girl on the right is my blood sister
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>>657614450
give Proof
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>>657614378
there is always someone who knows. /b/ is full of guys who live their lives here. See: >>657614404

and thanks for the info >>657614404
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>>657614450
Fuck off that's not even my name
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>>657614482
Eyy chica I got una chimichonga grande en mi pantalones for juu
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>>657614450
Evidence/ proof or you are full of shit, fag.
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>>657614450
Haha ohh sheeeiiit nigger
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>>657614450
Yo send that Facebook link bro
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>>657614450
Kekekekekekek
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>>657614626
How can he give proof
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>>657614645
Haha I have been living here no doubt. I've had the flu
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>>657614618
Nice. Which city was it? Somewhere next to the coast? Somewhere on costa brava or was it Ibiza?

However, your blood sister is also fucking hot. Do you mind to post few pics of her?
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>>657614450
my name is jhon snow so fuck of fgt
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Buy a Blindfold.

Put it on her bedroom window with a note telling her to put it on @ 2 Am and to leave the window open and lay down in bed.

@ 2 Am go and see if her window is open.


If its open, climb in and do your business, just dont speak...
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>>657614678
fuck off fag that is my name
fake ass op
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we need to warn ariana
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>>657614950
send fb link of him and the girl
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>>657615067
Nigga wtf this is real life not some romance movie.
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>>657614678
>>657615092
More pics of sister, also show text or beta. This is to prove master OP
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Just dick within her, OP.
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>>657615092
>>657614678
>>657614618
>>657610748
Op post screenshot of this post for great justice so we know who is truth and who is lie
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>>657615402
inb4 samefag
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>>657615273
I love that there's a swastika on his dick
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>>657610748
i want to fuck your sister 2
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what u should do

>drug this bitch
>realize you already fucked up after raping her
>amputate her limbs
>fuck her torso
>decapitate her
>picture everything after doing the deed
>post on 4chan (:
>put the head on a plate and serve it to her parents
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>>657610748
Since op dieded, Let's assume he is Marco?
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>>657615970
Probably
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>>657615970
yes
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I am OP
My name is Marco and fuck off anon if you tell her I swear you're ducking done man
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>>657614450
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Someone find this Marco and Ariana
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>>657615970
now find ariana
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>>657615970
Kek op got spooked. When will people learn not to mess with the hacker known as 4chan?
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Furure Dr. Anonymous here.

Ever thought of the "Clueless Personal Army Theory" by Prof. Anonymous from Betardland?

It is very simple to get a personal army full of betards without them knowing. Pretend to be a friend or someone of the family and post pictures of a girl that you want to take revenge. By posting pictures of a hot girl, specially nudes, betards start to act very horny and want to know more of her. In the next step you post a message claiming to be someone who knows the supposed OP, who is clearly invented. The betards start to get crazy, because they jerk off when they see someone being doxed. In the last step you post personal info of the girl and watch how horny betards dox her fb, twitter, insta and start to send her the nudes of her. She is shocked by knowing that her nudes are in the internet. The revenge is hereby fulfilled.
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My name is not Marco, it's Ted you asshole
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>>657615542
Dickstika. The world can now rest easy.
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>>657616088
Ducking auto correct
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>>657616088
More pics? also show us that text /kek
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fuck off man, my name is Tom, not Marco and her name is Sarah.
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I will not link the facebooks because you fags will ruin their lives
>you have her nudes now
his name is marco if I link his than all of you fags find her
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>>657616436
You also have her nudes, and since you know her you could have only possibly looked into this thread also looking for the nudes.
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>>657616169
Youre a faggot I am no way posting personal info of anyone
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>>657616436
So what? Stop be a knight.
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>>657616436
we fuckin hope he does
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>>657616436
Horny as fuck for more but if you really know them hood job
Also convince him to show proof
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Y'all niggers better start posting more nudes of this girl or linking pages, or I'm turning this into a spiderman thread.
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Op, post the toothbrush in her ass pic please. I forgot to save it.
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>>657616930
Fuck off reddit
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>>657616930
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>>657610748
It's not gonna happen OP.
Stick to poking holes in her bedroom wall and creeping, dont go to jail.
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Either op was lying or he is getting laid right now
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>>657616960
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Anyone know when Column is going to update his greentext story?
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So I found out who OP is and im sending this link to his sister.
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OP here. My sister found out that I was checking her nudes on her phone and that I sent them to my phone. She told already my father. He is very angry and saying that he will keep me out. I should start to get a job and all that bullshit. What shall I do?
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>>657618190
Rape your stepmom. Get the whole family involved.
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>>657618190
Rape both the sister and the father.
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>>657618176
You better post that link
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>>657618190
Suck a dick cause I am OP and just talked to my sister she thought she accidentally sent them to me
>told he she is beautiful
>laughed told me to leave
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op here just fucked her hard
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>>657618190
Rape her and leave the house like a boss
(crack is a good street bussiness btw)
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>>657618176
If someone really send this thread to her, make a screenshot of her reaction!
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OP here, am faggot.
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Hey OP. Show your dad the pics then double team that little slut.
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OP here
Ignore the previous posts, my cat walked on the keyboard
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OP here. Daddy punished me by jizzing in my hair button
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OP here, currently sucking off my dad cuz my sister told on me. Ignore fake OPs I am legit.
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OP here, see pic.
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>>657618922
Dubs say so!
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>>657618949
>>657618922
>>657618872
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>>657618949
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>>657619108
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OP here, my sister raped me
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this kind of thread is why we need id's back

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
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looks like she's been busy
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>>657621327
i dont get it??
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>>657621551
he is saying she is a whore
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